deanna and data criminally underrated dynamic. woman who feels everyone else's emotions acutely and man who doesn't even think he feels his own. sometimes they meet for 9pm milkshakes and have a conversation so effortlessly profound it makes the ensigns at the next table over rethink their whole lives. then 5 minutes later deanna's teaching data the finer points of how to giggle
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(not so) secret admirer
“Are you sure you’re talking about Alhaitham? The former AGS current scribe Alhaitham?”
“I don’t know any other Alhaithams.”
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THE WIKIPEDIA GODS HAVE DECIDED
GÄVLEBOCKEN IS DEAD!! 🦀🦀
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Laois gets bullied by everyone for being weird but Falin thinks he's the coolest person in the entire world and when they're together he almost believes it.
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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
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drunk on you
“The game is called never have I ever.” He says while setting the bottle to the side. “We’ll play clock wise. One person says ‘never have I ever’ did a random thing and the people who have done the thing will have to drink as penalty.” He pauses. “And if there is only one person who has done the thing, they will have to drink all three shots. Easy.”
“So basically, the goal is to expose our secrets.” Cyno confirms, eyes narrowing.
Kaveh rolls his eyes.
“Nothing as serious. Maybe some embarrassing stories at worst.”
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television
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Extremely dangerous how "grooming" in the context of child sexual abuse went from being a very specific pattern of isolation and trust-building with the aim of abusing someone to "telling children anything that contradicts their parents' ultra-conservative worldview is grooming" to "selling rainbow flags in a store is grooming" to "literally anyone I don't like is a groomer".
These days the word seems to most often be used by people who don't care about what it actually means and just want an easy "this person is irredeemably evil, kill them now" button.
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i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed
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