happy birthday to my girlfriend Red Banquet

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Hello gamers of the jury. Today I present to you:

A color-coded analysis of why c!Eret betrayed L'Manburg (made with assistance from @fanceknight)

the more stuff from old vods we dig up on how they felt about the betrayal the more i've been wanting to do this, seeing as we've got more and more information directly from the date of the betrayal instead of a retrospective. c!eret is such a cool and interesting character and its really fascinating to look into why they made such a pivotal decision :D not to mention we can extrapolate a lot of what the original deal might've been (and how much the stinky green man might've manipulated them into the decision, teehee)

I’m so good and chill

mhm mhm i believe you youre so chill ^^

genuinely tho youre not being an annoyance at all, it's a delight to get so much interaction and commentary!! im glad you're having a good time :)

you’re literally so talented!!!!!!! oufghj you can draw and write and analyze and I’m literally chewing rocks every time I go through your blog

:3 sorr I can’t be normal when fcr and cee eret

MY ACTIVITY FEED !!!

I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay !!!!!!!!!!

teehee ^^

listen. if i have to be tormented by blorbo knowledge then EVERYONE has to be tormented by the blorbo knowledge. just how it works sorry i dont make the rules

<3333

hehe you doin ok over there?

I’m not alright why have you done this

Hello gamers of the jury. Today I present to you:

A color-coded analysis of why c!Eret betrayed L'Manburg (made with assistance from @fanceknight)

the more stuff from old vods we dig up on how they felt about the betrayal the more i've been wanting to do this, seeing as we've got more and more information directly from the date of the betrayal instead of a retrospective. c!eret is such a cool and interesting character and its really fascinating to look into why they made such a pivotal decision :D not to mention we can extrapolate a lot of what the original deal might've been (and how much the stinky green man might've manipulated them into the decision, teehee)

Hello gamers of the jury. Today I present to you:

A color-coded analysis of why c!Eret betrayed L'Manburg (made with assistance from @fanceknight)

the more stuff from old vods we dig up on how they felt about the betrayal the more i've been wanting to do this, seeing as we've got more and more information directly from the date of the betrayal instead of a retrospective. c!eret is such a cool and interesting character and its really fascinating to look into why they made such a pivotal decision :D not to mention we can extrapolate a lot of what the original deal might've been (and how much the stinky green man might've manipulated them into the decision, teehee)

haha hey girl are those flowers taking root under your skin or are you just happy to see me

an almost 3-years-later redraw of my egged eret body horror post :)

ceret fun fact of the day: tried to put a carrot in a jukebox

haha hey girl are those flowers taking root under your skin or are you just happy to see me

an almost 3-years-later redraw of my egged eret body horror post :)

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

NO LITERALLY YEAH

^ him the second he saw the hot dog Real

fun fact of the day! tubbo was the one to build the hot dog on the camarvan and eret was the one to set it on fire!

guys imagine c!buttonduo sitting around a crackling campfire. it’s late at night, around a few days before the final control room. c!wilbur’s plucking away at his guitar strings, a light melody that is all too familiar to c!eret. her thoughts are elsewhere though, these moments are too common for her to focus on. she’s thinking about the offer she took up with dream, when c!wilbur interrupts to ask what his eyes look like. because he knew everyone else in l’manburg has seen them, and he was curious. he remembered hearing Tommy’s comments on them one day while writing the decree that got them into this mess, but he didn’t pay much mind to it. until now, and it’s the only thing that plagues his mind.

c!eret shows him her eyes

do you think she really wishes she was more focused that night ?