BEHOLD, FOR NATURE RECLAIMS THE SACRIFICE THAT THE ESTABLISHMENT REFUSES TO ALLOW US TO MAKE. IF WE CANNOT BURN IN SACRIFICE TO THE GODS, THE GODS WILL TAKE WHAT IS THEIRS BY FORCE

THE WIKIPEDIA GODS HAVE DECIDED

GÄVLEBOCKEN IS DEAD!! 🦀🦀

nice dichotomy, idiot. what lies outside it????

Decay exists as an extant form of life

i heard the gavlebocken is facing some new opponents this year

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

If not by flame, then by feather

gävlebocken 2023 - eaten by birds

have learnt recently, that the famous Gävle goat is being eaten by birds this year 🐦🐦🐦

Happy Holidays to everyone!

My full piece for @13daysadvent zine!

Wikipedia has called the fate of Gävlebocken 2023

And given the state of the goat I very much agree.

Because of this I am going to call the daily watch here, if gävlebocken (or what’s left of them) is burned before the end of the year I will obviously update and we can have another joyous celebration.

Until then, happy new years to you all! And may gävlebocken’s destruction bring you all good luck in the new year!

🎄🎄~The Christmas feast~🎄🎄

okay this hasnt happened before what sort of omen is this for 2024. the goat burning is good the goat not burning is bad what does birds mean

In honor of the Gävlebocken being declared dead by wikipedia