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this is gary. i have provided 3 pictures because i simply couldn’t hold myself back, feel free to just pick one of them. she’s really stupid and likes climbing on people, jumping on the floor, and bananas
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Holyyy crap, giant intricately carved dragon-cavern-city behind Victoria falls????? SCREW England, I want the rest of the series to be set here
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Mrs. Erasmus knows the dragon?????? EXTREMELY cool. If not for being separated from her children I'd be rooting for her to become his dragon-rider and together they could lay waste to the slavers' ships and defend villages from them. She's awesome.
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Ok I'm very worried about Laurence and everyone and all, but I am really enjoying all the cool dragon-worldbuilding around the African interior. Dragons have enabled them to domesticate elephants in this world! That's SO cool!
Temeraire must be completely frantic though :(
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noooooo Erasmus!! Hasn't Mrs. Erasmus been through enough :(
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poll suggested by @imonlyhereforcrem
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FUCKSAKE LAURENCE
Laurence. Laurence why are you telling all the dragons to leave you alone in the wilderness of a distant land. Laurence you already did this once and it did not end well. Laurence come on now.
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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
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Laurence. Laurence why are you telling all the dragons to leave you alone in the wilderness of a distant land. Laurence you already did this once and it did not end well. Laurence come on now.
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Would Cosmere Characters Drive the Speed Limit?
You know, if cars and speed limits existed for them. (Potentially necessary context: I am a USAmerican)
For a different but hilarious take on Stormlight Characters driving, please check out this @saffronique post, which I spent forever looking for because I vaguely remembered someone else doing a driving post and wanted to make sure I hadn't copied them! Anyway it's funny; go read it: https://www.tumblr.com/saffronique/719947907049127936/was-just-struck-by-the-overwhelming-urge-to-rate?source=share
But now for a much more limited question: just, do they go the speed limit?
1. Nale: Yes but also no
As Mr. Beholden-to-All-Laws-of-the-Realm, Nale would of course drive exactly the speed limit! Except that he would also go immediately to the local jurisdiction, get deputized or whatever, and then obtain permission to speed all the time so as to Apprehend Criminals. So he'd actually be almost exclusively speeding but, like, legally.
2. Vivenna: Only at first
Vivenna does drive the speed limit when she first gets her license, because she wants to Follow the Law and be a Good Example for Siri. But, like, everyone is always so mad, and eventually she starts going just like 5 miles over the speed limit, which isn't even breaking the law, really. It's going with traffic! And then maybe 10 miles over, just occasionally 15 but only on a highway when it's safe! 
3. Siri: No
Like, going a bit faster is not a big deal, especially if all the other cars are doing the same thing. It's actually safer to go with the flow of traffic! 
4. Elend: Depends on who's in the car
Elend drives moderately above the speed limit like most people except if his dad is in the car and then he drives under the speed limit just to piss him off.
5. Vin: No
Vroom, vroom to be honest. Vin doesn't do things slow.
6. Dalinar: Yes
As a young man, Dalinar's speed demon ways led to the deaths of many people. So now he does drive the speed limit and insists that his sons do as well, whether they're in company cars or not.
7. Kelsier: No
Kelsier? Follow a law? I don't think so. He taught Vin to drive, you know.
8. Adolin: Not anymore
When his dad was really into Car Laws, Adolin did drive the speed limit per his dad's instructions. But he's since loosened up a bit. He figures he needs to find his own way to drive!
9. Shallan: No
Shallan drives the speed she needs to drive. Veil definitely drives the fastest, and Radiant is most likely to follow the speed limit. But on average...not so much.
10. Navani: No
Adolin can still remember being in the car with his aunt for the first time and being SHOCKED that she speeds. (In my head this is related to Adolin being shocked when he sees Navani wearing a glove rather than a full sleeve. This may not make sense to anyone else but it feels right to me).
11. Moash: No
Moash always wants to get to his destination as fast as possible. Also I just can't imagine him trying to follow the speed limit. 
12. Wax: Depends on the geographic location
Wax drives the speed limit in the Roughs but not in Polite Society (except in dense urban areas where he wishes to avoid, like, killing children).
13. Wayne: Does not have his driver's license
I feel this in my soul. 
14. Lirin: Yes
I think Lirin would argue that "getting to your destination thirty seconds faster is no reason to speed and put everyone else on the road in danger! Drive safe - arrive safe! That's what matters!" And then he would go exactly one mile under the speed limit at all times while everyone behind him honks. 
15. Kaladin: No
Kaladin spends three months driving very slowly after his dad shows him videos of horrific car crashes but eventually he just can't do it. He NEEDS to get there faster! People are DEPENDING on him! And he likes to feel the WIND in his HAIR as he cruises down the open highway! 
(Kaladin and his dad cannot drive together.)
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Society really went downhill when they stopped making shirts like this
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Lolll Dulcia got all hyper from the mushroom! PLEASE tell me these mushrooms are like dragon-catnip, that would be so funny. Dragonnip
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happy april 30th!
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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Explanations welcome! No "other" option, sorry.
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