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funako3 · 2 years
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1-Aに対してすんげぇ見当違いな夢見ちゃうプリンセス思考なツノ太郎だと可愛いなと思いました…絶対こんなじゃありませんよね…たぶん公式のツノ太郎は1-Aに在籍する監督生のみにしか興味ありませんよね…(偏見)
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hanatagami · 2 years
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bnha boys monsterverse headcannons part 2
Synopsis: The reader is a human who helps around at a monster university and has unknowingly made all the monsters in 1-A smitten with them. They go to visit 1-A  during spring break but isn’t being let inside because apparently it’s mating season? Accidentally causing a ruckus inside!~ Boys Part 2! Unedited
uuuh the reason this took so long is because it was supposed to have ojiro and that big fat didn’t happen. I just couldn’t think of anything for him so maybe next time. im thinking up ideas for the ladies now, and maybe the adults and teachers.
Minors DNI!
Part 1
Monster! 1-A x GN! Reader
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Kaminari - Zombie
now zombies lose a lot of things that make them human when they become zombies
warmth, the need to procreate, a pulse
but one thing they’ve gained 10-fold in death, is hunger
so this time of year isn’t really considered a “mating season” per say, but rather...
a feast of their carnal desires
their hunger shifts to a different kind
so in this moment, the best way to describe what kaminari is feeling
is ravenous
and when his attention is brought to the one standing a ways outside, he really begins to feel it
god you look so delicious
he doesn’t want to eat you
well he does
just not in a zombie way
he wants to feel you in his mouth
he wants to drag his tongue over every inch of skin
his tongue was cold and wet, but it wouldn’t be unpleasant
he wants to give attention to every finger, relishing in the taste each one provides, each one being treated like an appetizer before the main course
of course he’s not just gonna leave you hanging while he does so
his hands and fingers are providing attention to areas for later, making sure their especially tender and sensitive
it’s hard to notice how he nibbles softly on your soft skin with how he worked his fingers
that is until he finds an extra sensitive spot
the way he would work on it, its like its called a sweet spot for more then one reason
you’d think he found his favorite piece of candy with how he was using his tongue
which brings me to the next point
you will be riddled with hickies
he’d chew and nibble and suck on any inch of skin he can get his mouth on
which will be all of it
so there is no hiding the marks he’d leave because he’d leave them all over
you’d be groaning in frustration on how close he was as he leaves his marks on your thigh, without touching where you really want to be touched
then he’d softly kiss his way to your chest
already ripe and for the taking from how much care his hands were providing them
the sweat that was forming on your body made for the best seasoning
the sounds of pure pleasure you released could be compared to the finest entertainment at an expensive restaurant
as he switched from one side to the other at random, he would be working on the main course down below
you would cum before he gravitated to that area
he would make sure of it
because whats the main course without your favorite drink to wash it down with
as soon as you came, your moans might as well have meant “your dinner is served”
he couldn’t have gotten down there faster
the second his face was close enough he was already lapping up every fluid that laid on your skin
the way you would moan and wrap your hands in his hair as your thighs wrapped around his neck
the dulled pain he felt as you tugged only added to the experience
once he finished licking everything up, it was time for the best part
he would start to eat you out like he hadn’t just been tasting every inch of your body seconds prior
there was not a single thing that could tear him away from you in this moment
the hums and moans of satisfaction he gave from just the taste of you vibrated through your body
there is no reasonable excuse as to why his tongue would need to be anywhere then where it was
he doesn’t need air, so if allowed he will spend hours down there
the only reason he might break away from it is when you cum again, which will be happening a lot
though it’ll only take him a couple seconds to take it all down, he isn’t gonna let any drip off you
it’s wasteful
when he’s had his full, he’d go for dessert 
he’d make out with you like no tomorrow
he’s licking the drool that falls out of your mouth
he’s sucking on your tongue
he’s nibbling on your lips
but even then your not done
your body is soaked in sweat, and he wanted every last drop
so the cycle begins again
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Sero - Arachnid
sero could feel the virations form bakugous room coming through his nest
the way his webs shook around his room and against his body told him what he needed to know
he’d try to look at you through his window, but he sadly covered it up with silk just hours prior
thankfully it didn’t stop him from thinking of having you anyways
he didn’t have the big spider body his father had, so you weren’t scared of him at all
he had multiple eyes, sharper claw-like fingers, and spider legs springing from his back but you never seemed grossed out by them at all
and you were so fascinated by the sticky silk that came from his arms
you were so sweet, and it’s because of that he was so eager to spend this season with you
you wouldn’t be scared of the way he made his nest in his room for you both
how it would darken the room from blocking the natural light
you had complete and utter trust in him and his instincts, that others would shudder at the thought of
oh god the things you’d let him do gave him chills, his hand grazing his body at all the things that ran through his head
he’d take his time in cutting off each article of clothing you had with his claws, relishing in the way your body grew warm against him at the strange sensation of claws softly grazing skin
you’d put complete faith in him as he would begin to wrap you up with his webs, allowing him to hoist you in the air
not a cocoon like normal spiders, but soft ties that would keep you in the positions he wanted to see you in
he’d tie you in all kinds of compromising positions
his eyes, used to the dark, could watch clearly at how the tightness accentuated the plumpness of your body
the grip the webs had on your body would show off the soft plushness that graced human bodies
the way your body would shift in shades as the blood flow changed from the tightness of it all
the look of self-consciousness you had would be so cute, unable to sense from which direction he would be watching you from as watched licking his lips
unable to see the festering feelings of want in his sets of eyes
he would chuckle at your instincts of hiding your private parts as you remembered the nudity of them, but seeing the attempts proven fruitless thanks to the soft but tight wrap of his webs
how you bit your lip in the realization of how embarrassing the situation in really was
he could watch your arousal manifest as you basked in the attention you were given, despite the feeling of humiliation you so clearly had
he would begin to stroke himself as he tied you in a position that blessed him with the sight of your open legs, presenting yourself oh so delectably
he finally allowed himself to take action, engraining the memory of your squeak at the sudden feeling of a tongue prodding at your most sensitive areas
his claws would leave soft cuts along the surface of your skin, enough to draw blood for him to lick off, but not enough to hurt you too much
he takes pleasure in seeing you react to the different sensations his body provided, enhanced in sensitivity by the lack of any light in the room
he would step away, and watch as you grew impatient and excited to see where he’ll touch you next
he never grew tired of the yelp you emit when he seemingly appeared again out of nowhere to touch you
his fangs would leave marks on your skin, the taste of your blood sending him into overdrive
he would lower you enough to be at waist length, but keeping you elevated off the ground
he would take your head in his hands from behind and begin fucking your throat, the vibration of your shocked moan around his dick and against the webs made his balls tight
the look of your head back, gagging on his cock as his balls slapped your nose made him groan in pure delight
it was a shame you couldn’t see how hot you fucking looked like this
your entire body rocked in the air as he gripped your jaw and thrusted mercilessly into your mouth
he could see you struggle to move your hands to offer yourself any sort of relief to the arousal that was slowly driving you mad
though with the way he tightened the webs, you must’ve known he wasn’t gonna let you come by anything other than him and his dick
he let out a moan that he could tell gave you chills when he felt you shudder through his webs, before releasing a load into your mouth
he would then begin his venture to your own pleasure, pleased by the low groan you emitted when you felt his warm breath hit your achingly sensitive areas
he took delight in another shocked squeak when a thick bunch of webs gagged your mouth, the force of which rubbed your body softly against his nose and mouth
he would begin to tease the areas you were trying to hide just a little earlier, teasingly tracing a singular claw around your entrance
he would stick two fingers in slowly as to not cut you internally, though he would gladly provide that the tongue treatment too if it happened
watch as you hummed violently around the makeshift gag he provided, poking, prodding, and scissoring his fingers
as you began to moan louder and he could feel you begin to tense for release, he would stop and offer his attention elsewhere
nipples, neck, any other body part that he could tease you with
he would watch as you shifted against his ties in frustration at the rejection of orgasm, but the experience of pleasure elsewhere
after providing enough attention for long enough for you to come back down from the almost orgasm, he would go back to teasing your hole all over again only adding another finger this time
though once he could feel your orgasm coming again he would stop once more, to provide attention to areas he hadn’t before
it wasn’t until you were crying tears of frustration he would give the main course
without warning he would bottom out completely, filling you to the absolute brim 
he would watch your face scrunch in pure delight at the sudden but welcome intrusion
he’d watch as the combined feelings of the tightness of his webs, the weightlessness of your body from his webs making a makeshift sex swing, and the way his dick prodded you deeper than his fingers ever could be made you clench your teeth around his gag in pleasure
he wished he could show you just how sexy you looked like this, but there was no way he was stopping now to do that
his claws grasping at your hips as he roughly brought your body back onto him, brought a sting that combined so incredibly with everything else that if it wasn’t for the gag he was sure you’d be revealing to the whole dorms just how well he was treating you
as you clenched around his dick tighter, and how you began to squirm against his hold he could tell it was about time to give you what you wanted
as the heights of pleasure began to take you both over, he could see your eyes rolling at the relief of finally being able to cum
but it was the sudden widening of your eyes at the string around your neck that made you squeeze so much harder, the sudden lack of air making you see white when combined with the harsh orgasm that over took your body, that made him cum
he would cum deep inside, eyes trained on the way your body convulsed and twitched at the way the orgasm attacked you
he was so caught up in watching you, he had forgotten about the egg sack he wanted to implant in you
‘but it’s okay’ he thought as he watched you gasp as the web left your throat, he still had an entire night planned out for that
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Shoji - Giant - Hecatoncheires  
now this guy is a sub-species of giant, specifically a multi-armed giant
giants have to be picky about who they mate with, cause if their too small it can be very dangerous
so even in normal life shoji treats you very gently
and normally in a heat, this gentleness would be thrown out the window
but as he gazed longingly at you from afar, his instincts told him that isn’t how things would go down
if he had you with him right now, he’d treat you like the finest china
soft grips and grazing
his large fingers would work on your body like he’s been doing this his whole life
the whole thing is like blissful torture to him
he was so close to you, he was so ready, so desperate to let you feel all of him, but he had to take his time
but honestly he would get off just by looking at you at this point
he would watch your reactions closely as his multiple hands prepped you for what was to come
it was so incredible seeing how large his hands were compared to your small body, cause lets face it, any human body is a small body when compared to him
it only takes one hand to wrap around your entire thigh
just the softest grip would bruise it
he would cradle your head softly with one of his hands, rubbing your cheek with his thumb as you bask in its warmth
the way he would gently stretch you out over one of his fingers, our barely able to take him up to his knuckle
you could feel his finger rubbing gently along the entirety of your lower body
it was unsure if you'd even to be able take a second finger without injury
but the way you gasped and whined as he twitched his finger, it would be worth a try
he had on hand cradling your face, watching the way you drooled as he put his thumb in your mouth drove him crazy
he had one gripping your hip, keeping you firmly in place so you don’t wiggle and hurt yourself on his large finger
he had two hands dedicated to lifting your legs up, gripping hard enough to leave marks, but softly enough to not seriously injure you
this gave him access to watch his hand stretch you out, now testing the waters with a second finger
he had his last hand on his giant dick, stroking it at the sight of you going crazy on his fingers alone
the size of his dick was ridiculous, and he knew it
the way you looked at it in fear but desire made him so hard it’d rip through his boxers if he had any on
deeming it okay as he watched you safely stretched out two of his impressive fingers, that at just the slightest twitch of them had you squealing in insane amounts of pleasure
he softly pulled his fingers, watching as the bulge of them slowly retreated from your visible body
he could hear moaning in displeasure at the sudden emptiness
but his husky voice reassured you wouldn’t be empty for long
no, your gonna be a lot fuller than you ever were before
the feel of the head at your entrance filled you with an indescribable fearful pleasure
it was gonna hurt, but it was gonna hurt so good
inch after inch was being pushed inside at such a dreadfully slow pace, but you almost didn’t notice
you were already breathless and moaning at just the tip, you couldn’t think about the upcoming inches because you could hardly think at all
just him putting it in had you cumming again and again, it was inhuman
just by observing he could tell he wouldn’t be able to completely bottom out with you
the agonizing pace at which he was going drove him about as crazy as it drove you, but he had to be slow for you
he had to stop about maybe quarter to halfway in, as he wouldn’t be able to go any farther without hurting you
but the way your stomach looked all stretched out around it made up for the lack of it
putting on his hands on your stomach, he could feel his cock pulse and twitch inside of you
every shuffle, nudge, or shiver made you both gasp in pleasure
the veins that ran alongside his dick you could feel in vivid detail
you were sure they were leaving imprints along your walls
the large source of heat left your back arching but arching your back just sends you into another fit of pleasure as feel your body conforming around him
he dreamed of one day completely filling you up
he was almost afraid of cumming because you already seemed to be at max capacity
but as seed flooded your insides and your stomach seemed to stretch out even more, he was sure he made the right decision
the fact he came with so little insertion on his part shows how much pleasure he obtained just by watching the way his body impacted your fragile form
it was so sexy knowing that your body would never be able to be pleased by any of his friends like it was from his after this
that you were so small he could pick you up and use you as his own personal fleshlight
the thought almost made him cum inside you again
but deciding that was too dangerous, he shot his cum right onto your entrance instead
watching as it all leaked out and and form a puddle underneath you made him want to go again
but as he looked at you on the verge of passing out, he decided against it
but rubbing against you to jerk off could work
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musclemommy17 · 10 days
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the rare Japanese Snowbell
Pairing: Shoto todoroki x genius reader
Syn: Todoroki with a genius lover? and how do they work together as a pair?
Warnings: mind games, slightly gore, talk of a crime scene, stressed reader and a icy hot watching her every move, Cussing, a cute lil fic with Shoto making reader feel better. Most fluff is at the end. I tried to make it a little different from the norms. <3
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October 17,
The smell of books fills the air as Y/N sits leaning on the desk. Your eyes squinting slightly reading over files. Not bothering to get out your hero suit, you read over the newest crime report. Crime Analytics have always been your favorite. Pictures flashing in your mind as you read looking in the papers. "Y/n love?" Turning around you see a certain half and half man. His mixed color eyes scanning you. "The report isn't due for a week." Todoroki says softly but sternly. Not wanting you too overdo it. "Sorry, but how come the murderer, uses measurements and a math standpoint. Most killers are more into meds and human body parts." You say cringing slightly. Todoroki leans against the wall. "Stop it. Come eat before it gets cold. Bakugo and Denki broke the sink after Denki snuck a snack while Bakugo was cooking." He says in his monotone voice. "Do I want to know?" Your say not bothering to look at him. The scene doesn't make sense. Almost like the body was placed there from a different place. The killer may even have multiple places to commit- "Y/N?" Todoroki interrupt's your thoughts. Seeing him now beside you. "Yea?" You look up at him. "Let's go eat love. You tend to over think without eating." He says half-jokingly. With out another word you guys go and sit down. Everyone jokes and smiles at each other. Class 1-A was a family. A big family. Even hurting each other like siblings. Or bullies. Looking over at Denki with a wrap on his head. And seeing a broken sink in the kitchen. Looking back to see Bakugo's hand wrapped too. Ouch. The girls laugh as mina puts lip-gloss on Denki who is passed out. Feeling as hand on your knee under the table you look to see Shoto looking worried at you. "Zoned out." You say going back to eating. "I was thinking about going to see my mother tomorrow." Shoto says making convo. "I have to go to the crime scene. I hope the lab didn't take everything into testing yet." I say thinking about my soon date with a murder scene.
October 18,
Cold air peaks though your jacket as you had to the house. Yellow tape covers the house. Aizawa talks to an officer as they allow me in. Part of the Crime Analytics class is you studying the scene. Most struggle with this. Wanting to fight. And yes, you can do that too. But chasing and profiling the suspect is your strong suit. Besides being socially awkward and not knowing general keys peoples use on day-to-day activities your flaw has its perks. The photographic memory never failing you on cases. The thrill of studying and picking a suspect's brain as if acting like them in the scenes caused you to get popular with officers. Now going on scenes themselves helping and training. The cold gloves now on your hands you pick up a soaked in blood cloth. Seems torn from something. Putting it in a bag you stand up. "Love?" Turning around Todoroki is inside. gloves on too. "Hey. I didn't want you breaking down." he says knowing about how I can break down overstimulated. "The thigh muscle was missing from her body." I say still thinking. "Okay well then they played doctor?" Todoroki says cringing at the pool of blood. He never liked these things. "No. The killer shows no sign of having medical background." "Well maybe he was trying to learn?" Todoroki says firing back looking at some picture frames. "No. He uses math in his crimes." "He?" Todoroki says turning to you. "It's a male." I say knowingly. Stepping over some blood I look closer at the blood. "He is no doctor. So, he won't be selling the parts. uses math. goes after a type of girl every time." I say mumbling connecting dots. Someone calls Todoroki out of the room leaving you alone. the background buzzes with voices as you focus closer. A knife. He skilled with it. Going after teenage girls. Athletic. All girls do sports. Missing muscles in their body. Showed signs of fighting. These thoughts flood in your head as you walk over to the window. Seeing it clean and looking normal. Way to normal. Everything is dusty showing she hasn't cleaned but the window. But no fingerprints on it. Unless the killer cleaned it off. He knows how to use a knife and math. He knows how to clean up a scene. He uses measurements of drugs to paralyze the girls. how does he know the right amount to use? Feeling someone grab your shoulder you turn quickly. "Um ma'am the scene is closing Aizawa is waiting in the front." The officer says softly.
8:24 pm.
Dropping off some notes to Bakugo you see a new book on his shelf. "Oi. what are you looking at nerd?" Bakugo says looking at him with that annoyed face. "You got a new book?" I say walking over to it. "You need learn how to shut that whole photo memory shit off." He says sitting down turning away from you. The hard cover is cold. Its new. Most liking bought online. "Seasoning for the seasons" A cheesy name on it. Yep, it's a cooking book alright. Your about to put it up when you see measurements on the back. measurements. Opening it shows body parts of beef and where its located. What knifes to use for meats and for different textures. And next. Measurements for cutting the meat. on the back it talks about farmers use for drugs on the animals to make death painless. Taking the book you run out. Bakugo screaming and exploding shit as you run out of the house. Getting in the keys to Todoroki's car you get in. Not bothering to even get out of your pjs you go to back up out of the drive away when a hand slams on the hood. "Y/n, what's wrong?!" Todoroki ask opening the door to the driver's seat trying to stop you. "We have to go. The police. The murder." You mumble shaking as Todoroki pulls you out. Hugging your body, he stops your tossing and turning. "Hey. breathe. Get in the passenger seat I will take you." he says calmly not bothering to ask me more questions. Knowing damn well you don't have your license yet.
9:12 pm.
Sitting in the police station talking to the police. Aizawa lecturing Todoroki for giving in. This isn't the first time I have dragged him along. "The killer eats the girls. We are closely related to pigs. Ribs are soft and tender. Most psychopath's have texture issues such as me, so we like hard meet. Tough pork chops." you breath as the officers look at you crazy. Todoroki standing close beside me protectively. Staring at you with amazement. "He paralyzes the girls like they do in pig slaughterhouses. But he works in a kitchen or even a production line for meats. He knows how to cook the girl's muscles to taste like pork. He uses knifes and is very good with them. But he doesn't have medical experience no he has slaughterhouse experience." You say shaking your body over stimulated. Clues and thoughts going 90 to nothing as everything clicks. The officers take action researching.
11:53 pm.
Todoroki hugs your back. Playing with your hair as you guys lay down. After two panic attacks and Todoroki telling everyone to fuck off as they tried to hug you when you got home, knowing you don't like psychical touch when stressed. Your breathing is calm. All your thoughts drift as Todoroki's tight hold calms you. "You're like a Japanese Snowbell." He says softly. "Those are rare Tho. They are in the family Styracaceous and are trees but considered flowers-" You ramble saying facts that don't make sense on why you would know. "I know." Todoroki had always had his own way of thinking. Never explaining why just always saying his mind. He was a leaving Bold titles while you were a living definition. "You can read 1234 words per minute but when it comes to poetry you stumble." He says kissing your shoulder. "It doesn't make sense to me. I don't like fiction or a challenge of who can write the best rhyming words." You can feel him smile. "Poetry is all you read." u say rolling your eyes. "Maybe because I'm not good explaining myself." He says turning your over slightly to look at him. "Why did you say I am like a Japanese Snowbell?" U ask softly. Shoto smile "until you can understand poetry you won't know." He says challenging you to master another skill. not saying anything your brain ranks though facts about them. maybe it's because you don't like the cold?
12:02 am.
Todoroki smiles hearing you sleeping. Thinking back to how he thought you were even weirder than him when he first saw you the first day of school. Early summer you bloomed. Happy with the nice weather you would sit outside reading multiple books at a fast pace while everyone joked and messed around. How you effortlessly solved hard math equations. He studied you more than the schoolbooks you studied. Noticing your dislike for poetry. Learning how to help with autism and changing little things around the dorm to fit your comfort. Never touching your organized messes of papers and books you have stacked up on your desk. Making a holding for everything you lose and putting a tracking device on your keys and air pods. Everything you lose so he can be your knight and shining armor. He thought you were a rare flower. But your smarts made you as strong as a tree. He thought you were beautiful and rare. Never seen twice. Just like a Japanese Snowbell.
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ominleyy-san · 1 year
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The HPSC Reality (Spoilers for MHA/BNHA!!)
This post is inspired by @insomniac-headcanons , who made me rage type for a good 30 minutes.
Can we all take a moment to realize that in all realness, hero society is really fucked up? So far, there have been two pro heroes who were trained to kill. 
Lady Nagant really just wanted to be a hero, to help and save people, but the HPSC said “Nope, nuh uh. Do this, it’s fine” to the point where it would take a toll on her mental health. And then, when she finally lost it, they threw her in jail. Hawks on the other hand was never given a choice, yes he left his mother with no hesitation, but he was a five year old, traumatized, and abused. He is quite literally the product of r@pe. Not only that, but he lived in a literal hell hole, and was basically homeless. When he joined the HPSC, he thought that’d he’d SAVE people like the heroes on television, not be trained to get information and kill people. Meanwhile, we have the HPSC sending literal HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS to fight a war, they knew for a damn fact couldn’t win. And they also knew damn well that the students would say “Uh fuck that” and not go, so they masked it as “Work Study Training”. And notice how the only students there, were from UA. I’m thinking that they must’ve thought “Oh they’ve dealt with it before, they can do it again” or something like that, because holy shit this isn’t the first time they’ve done this. In the Overhaul arc, they brought UA students, who had just gotten their license to fight mind you, into a suicide mission. But this time they covered it with, “It’s a part of your Work Study”. I’m starting to think that these “Work Studies” are just a front to get more help cause everybody else said no. Now don’t get me started on the movies. In “Heroes Rising” they send they ENTIRETY of 1-A to go be heroes for some island while the HPSC finds some actual pros to go there. I shit you not, the entire time they’re there, not a singular adult pro is there watching them. And while they’re there, shit goes down. Some villain dude “Nine” tried to take the quirk of a 4 year old for his own selfish gain, and where are the heroes? No where. Who needs to save this island? 1-A. Mostly my guy Deku, BUT 1-A TOO. In the 3rd Movie “World Heroes Mission” there are these anti-quirk fuckers who said “Hey, lets just KILL everybody with a quirk, using EXTREMLY POWERFUL MURDEROUS GAS.” What does the HPSC do? Send UA students with the pros for “WORK STUDIES”. But in this movie, they have to LEAVE JAPAN and go to other countries, to find the gas bombs, to save the world. Long story short, the trailer is deceiving.  To say the least, you can imagine my extreme happiness when “mAdAm president” was killed. Okay, thank you for reading, goodbye.
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byouchi · 9 months
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Nekomimi Ochako!
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occasionallyprosie · 2 years
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MHA/BNHA HC
Okay, picture this:
Kaminari and Nejire as siblings.
They’re both definitely super smart but also kind of ditzy and a bit of an airhead, their quirks are similar, not identical, but similar enough that them being siblings MAKES SENSE!
They don’t hang out often but when they do? All hell breaks loose. Denki totally pulls pranks all the time, but when he teams up with his big sister, they are 10x as funny, 10x more volatile, and there’s no chance anyone can figure out that it was them. Denki would be the mastermind but Nejire would make sure it goes perfectly, and they’re never suspected!
Their chaos together is unmatched, but even separate they’re still somehow together. Denki totally has some kind of keepsake from her, I’m thinking a pair of simple stud earrings that he stole from Nejire years ago and wears all the time. Nejire has lightning bolt earrings too, Denki gave it to her before she went to UA and she has refused to take it off since.
More about them separate: they don’t talk. They don’t text, they don’t call, they don’t pass notes in the hall, nothing. There is zero contact when they aren’t directly face to face, but even then, Nejire always knows when Denki’s having a bad day. Even if they haven’t talked in a month, she will spontaneously show up at the 1-A dorm and nobody there even knows why because none of them have figured it out. They try to see where she goes but she’s always too fast and they never find her. She leaves before curfew though.
That goes both ways too, Denki knows when she’s in a bad mood or just is generally unhappy. He’ll go out of his way to see her and touch her, hit her arm, kick her ankle, tap her shoulder, something, and she always gets mad for a brief second then dissolves into giggles because he zapped her. A tiny little zap that she barely noticed but once she does it’s as if for a millisecond her whole body fell asleep. That feeling. And she’ll remember how that’s all Denki used to be able to do when they were tiny and he’d do that to her all the time.
Tamaki and Mirio are the only other students who actually know they’re siblings, which is surprising. Nejire talks about her little brother ALL THE TIME. She always makes idle comments about him, calls him ‘Ki-chan’ or something, and everyone just assumes that ‘Ki-chan’ is like a middle schooler because whenever Nejire references him it’s from the past. Denki though, he’s always gushing about his big sister but somehow never mentions that she’s a hero student or anything. Not once, just stories from their childhood or even more recent, but nobody — not even Momo or Izuku or anyone — figures out that it’s Nejire. Tamaki and Mirio only know because they would visit Nejire’s house during their first/second year and Denki would be there, but they never connected him to the kid from 1-A until the Mirio beat them all up and Nejire got a little mad at him afterwards for hurting her baby brother.
They’re SOOOO protective. Like, it’s crazy. Denki gets a reputation as Nejire’s bodyguard and a lot of people think he has a thing for her. They’re never really seen together, just that any boy or girl who ever tries to ask Nejire out, and there’s a lot of them, can count on the fact that Kaminari Denki will death glare them. Nejire doesn’t care much for the girls that get in Denki’s life, but it’s when she sees/hears them insult him, even jokingly, and especially in reference to his quirk and the short outs. She will so subtly wish you death and you won’t realize until later and then you’re not even sure because that’s how subtle she is. Because of it, she doesn’t like Jiro like, at all.
Eventually, 1-A finds out when Mina tries to tease Denki about his ‘crush on Hado-senpai’ and Denki just reacts so disgustedly, so insulted, he’s retching and gagging and just yelling No over and over again. Tsu and Ochako take it like he hates her and they’re close to Nejire since they have the same work study and they get insulted on Nejire’s behalf. Denki had quickly removed himself from the situation before anyone could really elaborate, mostly out of the pure disgust he had after he realized that his whole class thought he had a thing for his sister.
He’s in a very silent and purposely distant mood for about a week, very effectively avoiding the entire class which they all thought was impossible. They realize very quickly that, for lunch, instead of joining the Bakusquad Denki goes across the lunchroom to the third years, several kids of which scoot away from him or side eye him. Eventually he just sit with the Big Three and Nejire is immediately greeting him and asking questions. It goes around the school that they’re dating.
Mina, being one of the most vocal in this gossip web, begins to be very, very confused. Because, obviously, Denki did not like Nejire as of three days ago, but also he sits with her during lunch and they so obviously care about each other???
Izuku’s the one who figures it out. After a week, it’s while they all at lunch when he just yells: “THEY’RE SIBLINGS!” And immediately the whole school just knows what he’s talking about. Once the chance is given, they demand to know why Denki never told them and he’s like: “you didn’t know?! I talk about her all the time! She literally comes to my dorm all the time! I thought you knew and still thought I had a thing for her?! What the heck?!”
But soon after that, somehow, Denki and Nejire end up fighting together against some villain and they’re terrifying because, all of a sudden Nejire is blasting shock waves of her max power without much precision and then Denki’s moving and fighting with perfect precision, agility, and utilizing the full versatility of his quirk, as if they trade fighting styles and it works.
But also, Denki totally steals all of Nejire’s jewelry, eyeliner, anything, but he can’t take her clothes except for some tops because they’re all too small. Nejire’s steals his clothes freely because they’re just a bit too big and have that oversized aesthetic that looks good on her. They also fight all the time but nobody worries it’ll be bad… until the lights start flickering and the air smells like ozone, then they run as if there’s an active shooter.
I love this headcanon. I came up with it randomly and have seen nothing about it and it makes me sad. I need this content.
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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seagiri · 19 days
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Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in
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southernsolarpunk · 4 months
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I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this
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spockvarietyhour · 4 months
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
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bumblebeebats · 7 months
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"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great
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sweet-marigold · 3 months
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Saint pentious!
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Episode 8 was so fun!
Also angel Pentious would absolutely complain that he misses his Eggs at least 10 times a day.
[Commissions open!]
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ophanim-vesper · 9 months
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obsessed with how the entire movie is just this
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