btw every time someone says something about joe being pretentious i remember that GQ interview where he claimed he brought that painting (?) with him wherever he went 💀

another funny moment was when the c2e2 moderator asked "do you feel like you improved as a chef?"

mads: "no. i'm good at chopping things, i'm really good at chopping things, and juggling stuff and catching it, but the result - the end result is not worth mentioning. so that's why we have a real chef on the set. am i disappointing everyone now? (laughs) and i'm NOT a real cannibal."

*crowd sighs*

mads: "that was WORSE for you" (laughs)

They should've knelt, they should've knelt man. It's such an important moment in the books, it shows how different the Big Three kids are from the rest, shows that they are not only to be respected, but feared. It shows that they are dangerous.

But even more than that, all around me, campers started kneeling, even the Ares cabin, though they didn't look happy about it (tlt, p. 126) it shows that Percy is and continues to be other, even in a place where he should fit in.

Every middle aged and elderly woman I meet was once just a little girl. Every man I meet was once just a little boy. I love seeing peoples baby pictures because they all really do look like themselves. You can see their child self in their adult face. It’s always a part of you, it's not some separate entity and it's not only in the past, you carry every age with you. You will always be you.

my favourite coping mechanism is pretending i'm hozier's muse

i'm thinking about making a discord server anyone can join who's interested in d&d and baldurs gate and stuff like that, just so i can find people to talk to and we can share stuff about our characters! i think people need to be more enthusiastic about each others characters

pls like or reblog this if you'd be interested in joining a relaxed server like that

(for my own comfort it'd be 18+)

save me glasses mikey 🙏

Just a headcanon of my pretty and fucking scara, It's kind of cute, I guess. ... (I can not think of anything.. sob)

Scaramouche, he says he hates your kisses but he really likes them because they make him feel loved!

You leaned gently towards Scaramouche, planting a brief kiss on his lips before pulling away, a smile with love it spread gently on your face. However, Scaramouche's reaction wasn't what you expected. He furrowed his brow and, in a somewhat gruff tone, remarked: "Did I give you permission to kiss me?" He averted his gaze, seemingly upset. In reality, Scaramouche was trying to conceal the soft shades of red coloring his cheeks. Despite being taken aback by the kiss, he secretly enjoyed the sensation, but his pride wouldn't allow him to openly admit it. He acted as if he were annoyed, turning his head so you wouldn't notice his obvious blushing.

SALTBURN SPOILERS

i just finished watching Saltburn. And I. I don't know how to feel. I wish I was smarter and had better media literacy because there is something there. I can see it, I can feel it. But I can't point it out. Y'know?

When I saw ppl on Tiktok saying "ooh this movie traumatized me" I thought it was gonna be like Hannibal, two gays taking advantage of eachother and harming themselves and everyone around them in the process.

But it was more... Raw? If that makes sense? The ending feels like it's supposed to make you feel like it's a victory but you also have this sinking dread in your stomach. This stinging behind your eyes that is how it feels when you've thrown up, but without any of the other symptoms. I can't explain it. 10/10.

alternate season 6 where jay is so annoying the pirates give him back

starting the album with "i was a functioning alcoholic" was INSANE

oh! i just remembered something i really liked from the hannibal panel at c2e2. mads said sth like, "hannibal had never thought about the future, he's a man who lives in the present, and for once he saw a future" when discussing hannibal/will's relationship (and the finale).

Being available for others for a long time and finally realising no one does the same for you will make you so unemotional, like i empathize with what you're going through but i don't know what to say to make you feel better anymore .

I’m still dying at the way Kitty looks at Robin, Julian and Pat after Alison explains where babies come from

Just wondering if it'd be ok or not to get Gus's back tattoo as an actual tattoo irl? I think it'd make a cool tattoo to get in the future but I ofc wanted to know if that's ok or not with you-

Hell yeah! that sounds super cool. and if u need more gus tattoo references just holler

everyone here is Glen Powell this and Lewis Pullman that and—do you see that 63 year old man? I want