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I don’t tag reliably.
I’m also;
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about.
Hey and welcome, I'm Sid (21+) and this blog is an independent, selective RP blog for Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto from FX's The Bear. OC and crossover friendly as long as your character has a modern verse. Currently anyone (even if I don't know their character, I can google!) can interact regardless of whether we're mutuals or not (may change if I end up with too many threads), be it liking starter calls, sending in ask memes, or just hitting me up for a thread.
I like to write multi-para to novella the most, but I don't mind shorter or quick one-liner threads for fun. I have icons I've made to use with other people who use 'em, but if you don't then no sweat - I'm not picky about graphics. I don't do any extra formatting outside of icons and small text.
I love plotting and my Discord is available upon request for mutuals, but I also don't mind jumping into something and seeing where it goes. I currently have two verses; the Chicago one, which covers the show's time period, and the New York one, which covers Carmy's time as line cook in New York. Default will be Chicago. I'm down to make up new verses based on who I'm playing against (even paranormal/supernatural ones), but Carmy will always be a stressed out little (human) cook because that's the heart of his character.
I'm down for shipping with almost anyone but it'll be based on chemistry over anything else. This blog is LGBTQ+ friendly - my Carmy will be a disaster bisexual. I absolutely love platonic relationships as well though, give me those messy familial dynamics or genuine friendships based on mutual respect. NSFW may be present here, which is why I'm requesting that no minors follow or interact. It will be tagged 'nsfw' but you've been warned. That being said, while I'm cool with writing smut, I'd prefer it isn't the main point of any threads because I find smut for the sake of smut boring.
Other triggering themes may be present but won't be tagged, including suicide, PTSD, anxiety, and general poor mental health. Anything that went in the show goes here, and I'll only be tagging triggers if they weren't in the show.
No exclusives currently but it's something I'd consider in the future for canon characters.
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⚠︎ reblogging nsfw + dc on the regular w/o tags!
⌞ dni if underage/uncomfortable with such content.
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this blog is brand new, but i'm not a bot--bear with me while i fill it :)
a quick about, will add more later: i'm aspen, i'm 26, and this will be a place where i explore my desires, i'm bisexual and into too many things to list--hard kinks, etc.
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The blue in my theme is for scara and the yellowish is for kaveh!
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|| 19 | enfj-t | amateur writer ||
this blog is nsfw & dc friendly !
> dni if uncomfortable and/or underage
> if tw/cw are not yet specified, please do ask!
> i try not to bring politics & discourse into writing/discussion so please try not to on my blog as well
for my lovelies on mobile, [ byf ] [ masterlist ]
general
blog info/updates - .housekeeping
(fan)art - .art
others' fics - fic.rec
work in progress - .wip
fandom work - (fandom acronym)
feelings - .blurb
content warnings
nsfw - nsfw.mdni
yandere behaviour - cw.yndr
credit to the amazing @/cafekitsune for the dividers :)
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did I do the dishes? buy groceries? put laundry away? no. But I live alone and I found a wood burning stylus so this was my last hour and a half
#I've been telling my fish that I'll do the dishes and I've been lying to him#Why cleaning hard#Need a gremlin in my home that will trade shitty sketches for housekeeping tasks
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pspspsps come getcha bread
(this was the most photogenic loaf to come out of the set of four)
#food#bread#sourdough#my dream scenario is that you let me live in your home for free and i pay my dues#via bread and housekeeping like a little hobbit innkeeper
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I'm a disabled trans guy who is unemployed, and I don't bring any income to my household. I love to cook, clean, organize, manage calendars, appointments, etc. so in my polycule, that's the role I fill.
I'm a homemaker and very proud of it, but I wish I could say that with more frequency without constantly having people roll their eyes or interrogating me about my personal life.
"How can you be too disabled to work a job, but not to take care of your household? Don't the other people in your family do any housework? Are you being taken advantage of? Have you ever had a job? Can't you work part time? Why aren't you on disability? Have you tried a work from home job?"
I've been trying to find more support and community for people like me, but the sheer wall of red usernames that appear when I dip into any kind of "homemaker", "housekeeping", "domestic labor", type of tag is absolutely terrifying. It's either tradwives or radfems, with no in-between. "stay at home dad" tags are basically empty, and i don't even have a kid living at home with me anymore to bond with other parents anyway.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#incognito polls#anonymous#tumblr polls#tumblr users#questions#chores#adulting#to do list#cleaning#housekeeping#submitted oct 31#polls about the home
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Spencer Reid Kink Collection
Since I can't participate in Kinktober this year, I thought it would be fun to do a little Kink Masterlist for my existing fics! This post is 18+, minors DNI!
Bondage
Bound Together: Spencer has a very pleasant surprise for his girlfriend
Body Worship
Adore You: Spencer makes sure his girlfriend knows how much he loves her body
Breeding Kink
Ever Expanding: Spencer and his wife decide it’s time to expand their family
Baby Fever: Ever since they decided to try for a baby, Spencer and his wife can’t get enough of each other
Degradation/Dumbification
Temptation: His girlfriend's new skirt is too tempting for Spencer to resist
Only Yours: After getting jealous at work Spencer reminds his girlfriend who she belongs to
Facesitting
Heart on my Sleeve: Spencer is entranced by the look of his girlfriend wearing the sweater he knit as a present
Worship: Spencer knows exactly how to make it up to his girlfriend after being late for date night
Hand Kink
Stress Relief: When his coworker complains about back pain, Spencer offers a massage. Things escalate
more fics under the cut!
Innocence Kink
Preciously Pure: Things seem to change between Spencer and Reader once she mentions her innocence
Orgasm Control / Edging
Purple Dress: Spencer and his coworker have a friends-with-benefits agreement. When he tries to end it, she shows him what he is missing out on.
Careful Whisper: It's very hard to keep quiet when Spencer visits Reader in her hotel room at night
Phone Sex
Call Me: Spencer discovers new ways to feel close to his girlfriend while working on a case
Praise Kink
Nice & Naughty: His girlfriend has been a very good girl this year which is why Spencer spoils her in every way he knows on Christmas
Public Sex
Lavender & Lace: Spencer didn’t know how much fun going shopping with his girlfriend would be
Nude Beach: Reader finally convinces Spencer to go to the beach with her. Turns out it’s a nude beach
Skinny Dipping: It doesn’t take much to convince Spencer to go skinny dipping
Sex Toys
Play Time: Spencer is curious about a very interesting toy his girlfriend ordered
Somnophilia
(Don't) Wake Me: When Spencer learns that he shares a kink with his girlfriend, he finds a special way to wake her
Wake-Up Call: Reader can’t resist Spencer even when he’s asleep
Threesome
Lucky Number: When Spencer and his girlfriend run into Elle years after she left the FBI, they quickly realize that there's an undeniable tension between them that begs to be released
Find my General Masterlist here
Find my Dom!Spencer Masterlist here
#spencer reid#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid smut#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x reader#criminal minds#criminal minds smut#criminal minds fluff#criminal minds fanfic#criminal minds fanfiction#housekeeping
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Bi han x reader smut with the one bed trope while they're on an overnight mission
A Bed of Ice
A/n: OOOOOOOOO, this is going to get spicy. *Cracks knuckles* I've been waiting for this moment for a long time...
Tags: NSFW, Smut, MK1 AU, Request, one-bed trope, G/N reader
C/w: Y'all saw the request, some smutty shit 'bout to happen. Late night sex, fondling, overstimulation, rough sex, hickeys, biting
"A room for two please." the Hotel desk clerk looked up from his phone and he saw you standing before his desk, he could tell you were exhausted but you still attempted to make an effort to be cordial. You had a tired smile stretched across your face. Behind you, he saw a man, Bi-Han, shooting him a smouldering and impatient glare. You both were in your Lin Kuei attire, so he couldn't help but stare at the two ninjas before him. "Are you deaf? She/He/They just spoke, we want a room." Bi-Han growled, both tired and impatient because of the long night. The clerk flinched in surprise. You flash him a smile as you apologize for your friends...over-eagerness to sleep at such a nice place.
"This is a terrible idea." You were in an elevator now, since it was the middle of the night, it was just the two of you inside. Bi-Han was still grumpy, frowning and making sure you were aware of it. You barely paid him any mind though, you were too worn out to even care. You have been on this mission for days with little to no rest. Whenever you would sleep, it would be in turns to look out for possible enemies, and the woods were not as nice to sleep as you might think. "Oh, come on, this is a really nice place." You finally respond back. "Would it kill you to be exited for once?" Bi-Han grunted at this. "Us being here puts us in unimaginable danger. I do not know why I let you talk me into this" He explains in a low and rough tone as if someone could hear him, studying the steel walls of the elevator door as if they open to reveal an enemy waiting for them. "Because deep down there's a part of you who really likes me." You tease. Bi-han huffs as he rolls his eyes.
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It took you a while to finally get to the room. You kept slowing him down to admire the decorations in the hallway. Crystal chandeliers hanging from the ceilings that glistened with iridescent light, oil paintings on the walls to be admired, giant porcelain vases planted here and there, it was a really nice place.
Once you finally get to the door, the first thing you do is the bed and you suddenly remember how tired you are. You wanted to admire the decorations of the room, but your eyes soon began to get heavier and heavier. You heard Bi-Han walk into the bathroom, to do what, you didn't care. You stripped down to your undergarments and climbed onto the bed, the mattress was so soft and the cover was so warm. Compared to the basically cardboard bed you had at the Artika, this bed was heaven. Everything seemed to finally slow down, the quiet was beautiful, better than any lullaby you've ever heard. You turned off the lamp and you were blanketed in darkness. You wrap yourself up in the soft, cotton covers and you doze off in seconds.
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"Y/n." you hear Bi-Han's voice from the darkness, causing you to stir. "MMMMmmm" You grumpily respond back, upset at your slumber being disturbed. You get even more upset when Bi-Han turns the lamp back on, blinding you with the sudden light. "What?" you angrily ask.
"Move over."
"Wwwhhhyyyyyyy?!?!"
"Because I want to sleep."
"Then sleep in the other bed."
"There is no other bed."
With this, you jolt back up. You frantically look around the room and realize what Bi-Han had said was correct. There was no other bed. You had been so tired that you hadn't realized this. You look at Bi-Han and see, just like you, he was also stripped down to his undergarments. You always knew he was muscular just by seeing his strong arms. But here, you saw his half-naked body, every last bit of muscle. His abs, biceps, pecs and many more muscles were nicely highlighted by the lamp's light. His privates were covered by the thin cloth, but the bulge was humongous and right in your face. You gulp as you stare at his sculpted body.
"Well?" You are brought back to the moment. Bi-han impatiently looks down at you waiting for a response. "I-I...Couldn't we change rooms? Get you a new one a mean, a-all to yourself." i-Han rolled his eyes. "Too dangerous. Someone might spot me, but this time it could be the wrong person. And frankly, I am too tired to do all that." You blink your eyes desperately. You realise that this massive hunk of a man will get in the bed with you and that makes every last part of your body tremble for some reason. "Why don't we just make you a makeshift mattress on the floor." Bi-Hans's eyes widen in offence at this idea. "I am your grandmaster! How dare you try and make me sleep on the floor. Move over now, or be moved."
It was pointless to even sleep. You were too wide awake now. You and Bi-Han were close, that's why he asked you to go with him on this mission, but you've very been "sleeping in the same bed in your underwear" close. He was literally beside you, half-naked too, you still can't get over this. You never hesitated to make banter with Bi-Han, but being this close to him made you nervous.
It was all silence, your heartbeat coupled with Bi-Hans's light snoring was all that you could focus on. You turn over and stare at his sleeping body. Your mind couldn't help but race, thinking about so many things about him. Like how he is always harsh and cold, but you'd never guessed that with how adorable and innocent-looking he is when he's sleeping, Also, he smells really nice. You know that's something really weird to think, but he did. And his face, you never really had a good look at it, but it is perfectly sculpted. All you can think about is his body and his face.
Since when was the Grandmaster hot? You wonder.
As you admired him, Bi-Han moved suddenly while in his sleep. You are taken by surprise as he rolls over to you accidently wraps his arm around you and gets close to you. You panic at the sudden feel of his large and heavy arm not only falling on you but making sure to squeeze you a little. He feels so warm, he's a cryomancer, why is he warm. It felt so awkward yet it felt right at the same time. Don't think about how warm he is, you think to yourself over and over again. Don't thin-!!!!
Suddenly your thoughts are interrupted as you feel something brush up beside you. Something big and hard.
...Oh...oh no...
You immediately realize what it is. It's bordered by both your undergarments, but you can feel enough of it to know it's big and girthy. You can also feel your brain basically shut down and your heart stop. You began to panic and you didn't know what to do. But you did know that you felt something, both heat and chills, vibrate throughout your body. You felt an instant desire, a-a fire. And that terrified you. "B-Bi-Han!" You finally spit out. "Hm?" he angrily responds, half asleep and half awake. "I-It's-uh-touching me." You try to not to be direct. “What?” He angrily asks, either he was playing coy of was 100% clueless thank to him being basically half asleep. “It!” You try once again. "WHAT IS 'IT' ?" Bi-Han snaps back, obviously getting more and more frustrated as you keep him awake.
"YOUR GIANT COCK!" You finally cry. You didn't mean to tell, nor use that type of word. But you found yourself getting so flustered and panicked that you lost yourself and your mind for a moment. Bi-Han went silent, you held your breath along with his silence. You weren't sure how'd he respond. You feel instant regret, maybe you should have slipped out of his arm and put a pillow wall between you two, that would've been much easier than this. Maybe then this yearning that went through your body would've died down.
"I see." Bi-Han finally responds. You sigh with relief, now Bi-Han will move and you can go back to trying to sleep. That's what you hoped would happen, because instead, you felt Bi-Han's arms grab you and wrap around you, his member, which felt much harder and bigger now, pressed up against you. "W-What the hell are you doing!?" You gasp. Bi-Han shushes you though as he begins to sway his a little to extenuate his little friends presence. "You think it's massive?" Bi-Han teased. This sudden action took you off guard, this was nothing like Bi-Han, the distant and stoic Grandmaster that you knew well. But here he was, rubbing himself against you.
"N-No, I didn't mean it like that I-" you try to explain. "Quiet. You're a filthy (girl/boy/child) with and even dirtier mouth, maybe there are a few more things I can discipline you on." He says coldly, you feel one of his hands trail down your stomach and find their way between your legs. You gasp as you feel him begging to fondle you. "Grandmaster, I-AH!" You find yourself screaming as he retracts to his and slaps your thigh. "Obey your Grandmaster!" He hisses. He hands back to work and begins gasping and moaning. Things weren't making any sense, why was doing this, why did this feel so...good, so...right. Like Bi-Han's fingers were always meant to be there. "We have been shackled to this mission for so long. It has been such a distressing time, perhaps you will give your Grandmaster some relief." At this moment you realize that you're not going back to sleep just yet.
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It has been hours and Bi-Han hasn't yet been finished with you. Your hole was getting sore and sensitive thanks to the constant use, the bed sheets were no doubt drenched with excess cum that escaped from inside you. You and Bi-Han had done almost every position possible, he was gentle, he was harsh, he was whatever he wanted to be with you, and you were enjoying it all. Yes, you were in pain, but you somehow managed to live every second of this. "OH GODS, BI-HAN!!!" You scream, overwhelmed by it all. "Shut your mouth and serve your grandmaster!" Bi-Han snaps at you.
You were to reduce mindless fuck-toy for your Grandmaster. Your body was riddled with bite marks and hickeys that your Grandmaster happily rewarded you with. You tried to pretend that you hated this at first Bi-Han broke through this facade instantly. How you were in your back and Bi-Han had your legs onto his shoulders, violently slamming his hips into you like a madman. You could barely feel your legs, you could sweat that parts of you were going numb. Your vision begins to go blurry as well, you try to make out Bi-Han's eyes, they are cold and filled with relentlessness and passion. All you can do is cling to him as you were mercilessly fucked.
"This was a good idea after all." Bi-Han spits as he continues to pump into you with terrifying passion. "Are you happy, y/n? You were right!" He said as if the state you were in could put a single thought together to appreciate this and even mock him. Your every thought subsided with the sensations your loving Grandmaster was showered you with. "BI-HAN!!!" You cry once again. Your eyes began to fill with tears at the overwhelming pleasure and pain you were under. Bi-Han smiled at this, the sight of how much he had affected you made the sadist inside of him happy. And with one more satisfied thrust, Bi-Han finally finished inside of you. But at this point, he was basically shooting blanks. Your legs drop from his shoulders and plop wherever, you definitely lose a lot of feeling in them.
You try to catch your breath, maybe even try to bring a thought together Bi-Han hadn't banged your brain right out of you. Suddenly you feel Bi-Han's hand on your cheek. You gasp at the feeling of his rough hand against your gentle skin. He looks you in the eyes, beads of sweat falling from his face, "I think you're right again, y/n" he says through his pants. "I think of me likes you after all." And with that, he collapses right on top of you, leaving you alone to process what happened. You and your Grandmaster just did something unimaginable, this could be scandalous if it got out. But it felt... amazing, part of you wants Bi-Han to wake up so you could do this all over again. The other, much louder part of you demanded that you go to sleep. You feel embarrassed with how well Bi-Han to such a "love"-sick state. What does this mean? What will happen now? You wonder. But your mind is so drained that you can't seem to think anymore. You wrap your arms around Bi-Han and you close your eyes.
#mk1#mortal kombat#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#mk x reader#mk fanfic#mk x y/n#bi han#bi han x reader#bi han sub zero#mk sub zero#one bed trope#bi han smut#mk smut#smut#mk fanfiction#fanfiction#gn reader#request#request closed#I pitty the people in the other rooms#and the housekeepers
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rules.
1. Minors DNI interact please. This is for my own comfort as I'm 21+ and there may be NSFW content on this blog. If I find someone under 18 is following me, I will be softblocking.
2. While I'm cool with almost any ships, I won't be doing incest (Carmy/Mikey, Carmy/Sugar, or Carmy/Richie, though Richie isn't blood-related, he's family). I'd love to RP familial relationships with all of these characters though! Also, no shipping with minors, obviously, though I'll RP with characters who are minors (if adults are playing them) because Carmy trying to deal with a kid/teen is a hilarious image.
3. No godmodding, meta gaming, etc, etc, the usual RP etiquette.
4. I have a busy worklife with fucky hours so if it takes me a bit to reply, please don't be a dick. You can send me a polite message if it's been a bit because I'm human and definitely forget things sometimes (...a lot of times), just don't caps rage at me if it's been like two days (had it happen before, unfortunately). That said, since I totally get how life can be, I'll never be mad if your activity suddenly drops off or even if you have to abandon a thread. Real life always comes first!
5. Rape and sexual assault will absolutely not happen on this blog. If they're part of your character's backstory then I'm fine if it comes up in discussion between the characters (and I will tag those things as triggers for anyone following me) but the actual acts are a hard no. As is con-non-con - I don't mind doing some kinks but nothing even approaching noncon/dubcon.
6. I don't care if personal blogs follow me and like/reblog gifsets or things I've reblogged from other creators, but please don't like/reblog anything related to RPing or threads if you're a personal blog because it gets confusing.
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the next strip for soryuu sensei hakuji! :)
i realized i neglected to mention that it'll loosely follow canon, just in modern times. i still havent decided if i want to save people, and if so idk who or how, but nezuko will probably be a demon next update lol.
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#soryuu sensei hakuji#kny fanart#demon slayer#demon slayer fanart#akaza#kny#kny akaza#hakuji#tanjiro kamado#nezuko kamado#kny comic#kimetsu fanart#kimetsu no yaiba#kamado tanjiro#kamado nezuko#soz for the double update but it was necessary for housekeeping lol
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Goromi's jobs in Infinite Wealth (1/6): Housekeeper
#Like I said if RGG doesn't give it to us I WILL DO IT#RGG hire the Majima fans#you'll be making a lot of money#I wish I could give you all the mental image of Goromi using the housekeeper abilities ❤#look forward to the next jobs 👀#yakuza#like a dragon#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#龍が如く#真島吾朗#majima goro#goro majima#goromi#ゴロ美#fanart#my art#gazkerber#gazkamurocho#illustration#games#videogames#infinite wealth#like a dragon infinite wealth
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Horse Girl AU Master Post
just in case: my art tag | sideblog @toleima | ko-fi
Everything else under the cut. I will be updating this constantly.
Horse Girl AU (HGAU)! In which Hob busts a wild and abused centaur by the name of Dream out of the circus and attempts to earn that horse's trust. This is difficult since Dream hates humans and wants nothing to do with them. The two go on an adventure.
I post the comics in somewhat chronological order. On occasion I will jump back to add a new beat or scene I wasn't motivated to do at the time so this master post is nice for me to flesh out previous scenes or moments while still letting everyone read things sequentially. ENJOY!
PSA: longer comics are best viewed on desktop so they can be clicked through like an animatic.
Miscellaneous comics
Height chart
A guide to centaur ears
Satellite dishes
Horse Girl AU vs Centaur AU!
Apples ( This has a nebulous location in the AU timeline. It's the first comic I did of them and it helped me establish their character dynamic <3 )
Receipt
Spoil that horse
Spoon
In the Circus
Posters
Manticori
Jailbreak!
On the Run
Don't know I'm here
Rainfall
The barn
Broom system
Tarp
Warmth
Thank fuck he's eating
Horn
Knife system
Two hearts
One pair of lungs
Bray
Ears
Preferences
Dreams
Animal magnetism
Maintenance
Don't hurt yourself ( Brushing pt.1)
Hasn't been brushed in awhile (Brushing pt.2)
Hot bath
Touch starved
Nightmares
Kick
Expectations
I don't understand
Herd
Neighbor
Convo
Fey
Morning
Dont make me regret this >:(
Gift
Uno Reverse
The Herd
Desire and Death
Foals
Destruction and more foal sketches
The HGAU ask tag
I sometimes drop lore here and I tag it when I do.
Fanart inspired by the AU
I'm gonna fuck that horse by @fishfingersandscarves
Dream horn art by @teejaystumbles
Manticori by @cloudsofcondensation
Horse girl au nsfw by @teejaystumbles
Saddle by @yellobb
Dream Circus Poster by @rexwrendraws
Dream poster embroidery by @embroiderling
Fics inspired by the AU
Old Town Road (AKA The "Hob is a Horse Girl" Fic) by @arialerendeair
Soft Hands by @delta-pavonis
Deep Seat by @delta-pavonis
Levade by @delta-pavonis
Lessons in Not Getting Caught with Your Trou Down by @sleepsonfutons
The Rope by @shadowpuppet-storyteller
All Wound Up by @seiya-starsniper
#pinning this#horse girl au#stabby horse#<-#that's Dream#foolish human#->#that's Hob#housekeeping#it's probably good that I made this
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