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That scene where arlo says “no one could’ve killed rei even if you’d let him.” </3
It’s interesting because in present times arlo’s ability level is quite a bit higher than rei’s (6.3 to 5.8). He’s technically surpassed Rei, but he still sees him the same way he did when he first met him, when he looked up to him both physically and metaphorically.
It makes me headcanon that they’ve never done their infamous rematch before because they both kind of know that Arlo would beat Rei, and Arlo didn’t want to kick his mentor’s ass and disrespect him like that.
It’s also a fun bit of nuance for Arlo’s because he’s such an asshole with his beliefs about hierarchy, but Rei has always been an exception to Arlo’s bullshit. He’s always been that one bit where Arlo’s emotions triumph over his logic.
And now they’ll never get that rematch even if they wanted to! :’)
#rei unordinary#arlo unordinary#unordinary#i care them#slams my hands on the table#its the dead mentor for me#jeta posting
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dr lake takes a gargoyles head off, more at 6
#slams my hands on the table#you know that headcannon that claire has naturally curly hair#yeah that’s it#that’s the post#and that Barbara is a badass monster hunter#trollhunters#tales of arcadia#toa#wizards#jim lake jr#toa jim#troll jim#claire nuñez#toa claire#werewolf claire#toa toby#toby domzalski#toa mary#mary wang#barbara lake#toa blinky#arrrgh toa#douxie toa#au#my art#me 🤝 me using 600 brushes#monster hunter au#werewolf!claire
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“ Of course it’s soft. Any god worth their salt would ensure their personal appearance remain optimal.” it is spoken as if every living being would know of this, a fact that existed since birth and there is a subtle sensation of pride in her words, which matches the almost haughty expression upon her features.
the request had been an odd one, but not one she was against granting. when it came to olga’s hair, she never paid much mind to it. it constantly remained free of tangles and never got in her way, so there wasn’t any need to maintain it like other lifeforms would. so of course there was some confusion as to why the Shielder and Saber had been so....adamant in tending to it. but her days were bare of activity now, once more relegated to a role of waiting, and, well, as a god, shouldn’t she have someone doing just that? it is why she agreed to it. seated quietly on the floor of her living room, as she learned it was called, with her hair spread out like a blanket behind her. her three cats had also joined the fray, idly lounging about or bugging her guests. or should she call them attendents? either way, it was relatively peaceful.
“....are you certain human tools are up to the job? I can hardly feel anything.” is spoken after a moment. “ Perhaps I should alter the gravity here......”
@castilium, @douzeepees
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sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.
maybe some day he'll get used to this, receiving such dedicated attention. sure, fjord has known caduceus' undivided focus before, when discussing any number of things, when meditating to the wildmother. but when the focus is just on him, his body, it feels... sacred. he shivers with each touch, gentle and sweet down his arms, until the air is punched out of him with the kiss to his back. the long, silky hair trailing against his skin from where caduceus bows down to reach him as fjord reaches back to stroke his head.
"caduceus — sweetheart, c'mere. i'd like to see you, if you don't mind."
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{☆} characters arlecchino
{☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, transfem arlecchino
{☆} warnings 18+ content, breeding kink, degradation, stomach bulge, dacryphilia, restraints
"Arle, hah..please. I can't– I can't wait any longer."
The pleading, almost pouty, words had her letting out a deep, husky chuckle as she fiddled with the buckle of her belt, admiring your body as she stepped up to the bed. Her knee sank into the mattress as she knelt down, pressing a placating kiss to your brow and gesturing for you to turn over.
"Come on, dove. Be a good girl, or I'll treat you like the whore you are." Arlecchino clicked her tongue, firmly grabbing your hands and tightening her belt around your wrists, giving the leather a firm tug to test its strength– and to make sure it wasn't too tight. "I'm in a good mood. Don't spoil it by being a brat, little dove."
The pout it drew from you made her grin, canines flashing beneath her lips as she settled in behind you, cupping your ass in her calloused hands with an appreciative grumble. Your panties were already sticking to your cunt, the fabric soaked. She couldn't help but drag one of her digits across the fabric, teasing your folds beneath it.
"Lucky I adore that pretty mouth of yours or I'd have cut out your tongue," She gruffly spoke, her tone neither in jest or too serious– perhaps she would, maybe she wouldn't. She liked to keep you on your toes. "Hm. Maybe I'll use your throat after– shut you up properly. You look so pretty gagging on my cock, you know?"
Arlecchino slid her fingers beneath the waistband of your panties, tugging them down just enough to see your slick cunt, her fingers pulling the folds apart. Fuck, she could feel her cock throbbing against her boxers at the sight– she'd never get tired of it, just like she'd never get tired of using you like a toy.
"But in the meantime.." She finally pulled down her own boxers, her aching cock slipping free and slapping against your thigh– she slid right between your thighs, forcing you to squeeze them together around her. "Fuck, that's it." She growled, pumping her hips a few times before she was satisfied, lining up her cock with your entrance.
She had the decency, at least, to sink in slowly at first..let you adjust to her size for a brief moment before she snapped her hips forward and sank fully into your cunt with a sharp hiss.
Arlecchino typically enjoyed teasing you first, making you practically beg just for her to give you her cock at all, but she had other plans tonight– she wasn't going to waste time playing around this time. Her hand slipped down to your stomach pressed against the mattress, a low chuckle building in her chest at the distinct bulge her cock left. It was a wonder she fit at all– but she'd make it fit even if she hadn't.
"Be a good girl now and don't complain." She grumbled, leaning down to press you down into the mattress with her body, nipping at your ear before she pulled her hips back, hissing at the way you clenched around her in response. She took a moment to sit there, letting you ruminate and squirm at the lack of movement– only to grab a fistful of hair and start pounding you into the mattress before you can even think to whine about her lack of movement.
How quickly, how easily, you turn into a blubbering mess as she uses you like a toy for her own enjoyment. Not that you won't enjoy what she has in plan for you– just maybe not as much as she does. The mental image of filling you with her cum..it drives her thrusts harder, faster. She wants to fuck you stupid with her cock, fill you to the breaking point until her cum pools on the sheets, unable to be fully plugged up. Just the idea of watching her cum dripping down your thighs makes her control slip just the slightest bit.
She's already big enough to bulge your stomach with every thrust, but she wonders if she can push it further.
She certainly wants to, and she intends to.
The fat tears rolling down your cheeks only got her more excited, her hands gripping your hips so tight she can already imagine the bruises in the shape of her fingers against your skin.
"That's it, dove, give in," Arlecchino hissed, a low growl rumbling in her chest as she continued to pound into them relentlessly, her thighs already stinging from the sheer force of it. "Fucking take it, you whore."
Her muscles flexed in faint restraint, the shifting of your arms against her as you nearly screamed at the intense rush of pleasure making her sink her teeth into your shoulder in warning– a futile effort, really, as your body twitched when you came so hard she briefly considered if she had to stop..but you were still moaning even through the tears rolling down your cheeks, rocking back into her thrusts weakly, unable to keep up.
She wasn't too far behind, either. Her teeth dug deeper into your skin, muffling the growl as she plunged into your soaking wet cunt, bucking into you in much shorter thrusts until she finally felt her cum spilling into you. It was almost enough to send her over the edge again– fuck, you were practically sucking her in with how tight you were, squeezing around her cock.
Her head slumped against your shoulder as she pulled her teeth from your skin, taking a moment of respite to catch her breath and let the sting and ache settle in deep– she welcomed it, if anything. But she wasn't done.
She was going to fuck you till you were full– fill you up until she couldn't fit another drop.
For now..she pulled out, admiring the way her cum dribbled out of you. She didn't mind all that much..she was going to replace it tenfold, anyway.
She couldn't wait to plug you up and see you squirm during the meeting tomorrow, full of her cum and unable to find relief– maybe she'd make it a toy, see how long you last before someone realizes what's going on. She was going to enjoy it thoroughly.
#genshin impact smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin smut#genshin x reader#minors dni#writing tag#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#so. um. yeah. we r not gonna talk abt this one I was feeling indulgant and shdhdgsjsjsjsj#arlecchino awakens smth in me idk dont ask me#i considered making this tmasc arle for a hot minute but ill save that for another day#anyway manspreading arle agenda thsnks 4 coming 2 my tedtalk#anyway² slamming hands on table arle breeding kink arle breeding kink arle breeding kink#technically no actual direct mention of breeding but shes still trying anyway#sorry im in an arle phade i need her to do unspeakable things to me yknow. you get me.#PHASE not phade its 3 am and i csbt sleep twirls hair#accidentally posted this draft premature im AHHHHHHHH#okay im fine now
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when i say cringefail legolas sexy gimli i don’t mean legolas is some ugly incompetent elf while gimli is some suave alpha dwarf. i mean that when the dwarfs of erebor travelled to mirkwood for a week to discuss gimli’s engagement to their prince, legolas tried to wear his hair loose and unbraided like his father in a bid to seem more regal but in the middle of a training exercise he shot off an incredible bow shot at the expense of getting a handful of his hair caught and launched with the arrow to his Complete embarrassment & everyone else’s mirth- and gimli was just like “ach… would you look at that… like the golden leaves from the most beauteous autumn tree flowing in the air, there goes his fine hair, flowing in the breeze- nae a sight more beautiful to be seen seconds before death than those golden strands flying.” and all the dwarfs start “oooing” and “ahhhing” at his poetry while legolas is standing there with a chunk of his hair sticking out of his head like 🧍
#legolas#gigolas#gimleaf#cringefail legolas au#lotr#gimli#lord of the rings#legolas thranduilion#gimli son of gloin#mirkwood#ashrambles#thranduil: legolas my son why a dwarf… of all partners? legolas: *giggling kicking his feet* he just has this way with words#*slams my hands down on the table* gimli is WISE!!!!! AND IS HIGHLY REGARDED AS WISE. AND POETIC. RAAAAAAAAAAAH#so what if legolas stargazes naked or accidentally attended three meetings with bird poop in his hair HES STILL REGAL!!! AND A MASTER ARCHER#when will i ever be free from the ach nae i love him post. WHEN!!!!
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Listen to me. Where's my side view angle of this?? The motherfucking size difference is making me fucking feral??? Look at Buck all built like a refrigerator and look at Eddie's tiny waist?? Don't get me wrong, Eddie's chin tuck was cute as hell but also I just want to see Buck's massive arms around Eddie's waist okay?? Is that too much to ask??
#buddie#unhinged thoughts#911 spoilers#the SIZE DIFFERENCE#*slams my hand against the table*#do you get what I mean?#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bottom eddie rights#bottom eddie diaz#top evan buckley#i like what i like#and what i like is buck's arms holding eddie around his waist
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a short and very incomplete list of some items that make me, a bisexual, unable to pay attention to whatever the fuck the characters are saying
The Potent Robe (and all the other robes in this style) on Gale. they make his shoulders go V. especially from a shorter PC's angle, where he looks tall and broad in addition to being just. so warm and infinitely kind, I mean come on now. Honorable mention to the jewel sitting right on top of his sternum and the intricate linework leading to it that just draws the eye to itself, so you kinda have to look at his titties.
The silly stupid useless hats that should not look good on anyone, but make Astarion's li'l ears go < >, and it's unreasonably good, especially when he like. looks up from under the brim and under his lashes like that???? no. this man? this man is wearing a be-tassel'd bucket on his head. how is he still charming. this should not work and he has no right to be charming like this.
The otherwise pretty ugly helmets that do nothing special beyond like adding +1 to STR saves and don't work on anyone really, except they Fuck Severely on Wyll, and Wyll only. this one? with his horns? it makes him look like some sort of gladiator, a wrathful Roman god of war and conquest, and what the fuck. i know just how polite and respectful he is, and the cognitive dissonance alone makes this weirdly hot.
This camp outfit. With these piercings. And this snarl. On Karlach, because seriously what the hell. No, really. What is this. She, and I cannot stress this enough, looks like every single woman I've ever fallen briefly in desperate, heart-consuming, life-altering love with at any rock/metal show, only red and on fire, which is. also hot. Look at the way the lines of that top frame the glow of the engine, and the metal accents match her vents and hair disk thingies, I mean come on. This look is that of a woman who could (and should) whisk me away on her motorcycle.
Ketheric's armor on Lae'zel. The shape language. The way the ridges of the teeth and the gold bit in the middle kind of mirror the edges of her ears. And the way the dark neckline meets and bleeds into the lines on her neck, and mirrors the lines on her face. The tarnished gold accents that match her complexion with the green complementing it so nicely. The power. The beauty. What a great look. A+. i'm doing whatever she says I should, which is a problem because she's literally asking me to make a deal with a devil.
honestly just disrespectful, the lot of them
#squirrel plays bg3#slamming my hands on the table; yes i'm hornyposting#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#wyll ravengard#karlach cliffgate#lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#i've yet to find something that makes me this rabid on shadowheart#but i was thinking about that cute blue v-neck top that reminds me of a butterfly#that's just very y2k hot chick and i'm very into that#but not THIS into it you know
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Inuyasha | 犬夜叉 | Ch.43: The Demon Reborn ☆
#*slams hands on table* we as a society do NOT talk about his temp elven ears enough!! in this essay I will WHINE!!!!#my edit#human inuyasha#but it's like#inuyasha#manga#manga cap#manga edit#inuyasha manga#inuyasha edit#犬夜叉#shounen#animanga#rumiko takahashi#inuyasha chapter 43#inuyasha volume 5#spooktober#anisa reads inuyasha
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please guys i beg of you. do NOT put x reader in the tags if it’s actually a self-insert/canon x oc. PLEASE.
What’s the point of tagging something as x reader if it ends up being canon x oc? We want to read something that is able to include ALL OF US inside the media, otherwise we would straight go to the canon x oc tags.
Please everyone, learn how to tag your work. As silly as it sounds, it can be very frustrating for people that want to read something specific but instead gets something entirely different.
#this really makes me slam my hands on the table and scream#just saw a good smut on ao3 but it was character x oc instead of x reader like in the tags and i wanted to eat this peson alive#x reader#x reader insert#house of the dragon x reader#x reader fanfics#x reader fanfiction#✧.* amiraverse
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A teaser for whats to come in Fallacy of Godhood by MyMarmalade
#renheng#hsr ren#hsr blade#honkai: star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#崩坏：星穹铁道#刃丹#刃#刃恒#my art#fan art#sketch#ngl i love ponytail blade#also when sully said that blade with use a weaponized fan i was like *slams hands on table*#i will freakin draw it istg#tfog renheng
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guys guys guys we're getting to the episode at the beginning of s3 where i fell in love with levi and i'm going to have to try so hard to not be feral in front of my husband about it
#the very first time levi appeared in s1 i deadass slammed my hands on the table#and he face palmed SO hard 😂#kat rambles
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Woa private displays of affection Vashwood who won’t really do much in public, just being really casual about everything and once they are alone they are worse than new velcro that you won’t be able to fucking separate no matter how hard you try to me thinks?
#also important to mention that pda Vashwood is cool too but I want them being awkward by just brushing hands#they’re adults and Vash is already past being petroleum but they are so awfully pathetic in my head#like can you imagine 🔥THE PUNISHER🔥🌪️THE HUMANOID TYPHOON🌪️ h holdi n g ha nd? ?? 🥺#fucking pathetic *slams my head on the table*#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#lenssi rambles
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I regretted it. "The ferris wheel is not fun. It just goes around in circles." "It's for lovers. It's not for me". I wish I hadn't said that and regretted it for so long. But… I was scared. I'm actually not good with heights. I thought it would be uncool if you found out, so I just lied about it.
KIMI GA KOKORO WO KURETA KARA 君が心をくれたから (2024)
dir. Matsuyama Hiroaki - EP. 4
#kimi ga kokoro wo kureta kara#the gift of your heart#jdrama#jdramasource#jdramaedit#nagano mei#yamada yuki#dsgifs#this episode was brutal#my hand hurts from repeatedly fist slamming the table lmao#*
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Women's Day. Women's Day. Women's Day--
Honestly, I think she'd just spend the day alone in the garden or. Sleeping. Face down, fucking OUT.
#bless the bride of the universe. bless her.#no really get on your knees she has been sparing you all from a worse fate :I#mort's hand comes through the screen to grab you by the neck#in all honestly i don't think she'd participate because it's. complicated. when it comes if she /should/ be celebrated. >_>;;;;#but i will slam my fists repeatedly down on the table and demand she is lmfao
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another lie from the datamines...
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