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iknowmorethanyou · 3 days

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thedankmemes · 3 days

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#thedankmemes #meme #memes #dank memes #puns #haha #comedy #humor #jokes #lol #funny pics #hilarious

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silliestcreature196 · 3 days

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Someone needs to draw Marcille in mime makeup.

Please...

Marcille Marceau

IDC if my puns are actionable Shock me if you will, but none shall stop my brain cells from committing atrocities

#rambling #silly #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #marcille donato #marcel marceau #puns

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manic-kittens · 9 hours

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#meme #memes #funny memes #funny pics #humor #haha #lol #jokes #puns

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funnyshorts · 24 hours

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charliepunningstar · 3 days

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Did you hear about Fizzarolli? He handed in his 2 minutes notice. He said it was his clowning achievement.- 🌈

#fizzarolli #2 minutes notice #fizzaroli helluva boss #helluva boss #charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #terrible jokes #terrible puns #morningstar #bad puns #pun #puns #dad jokes #joke

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urhokarila · 6 months

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

#well put #relatable #puns

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selkypostergirl · 6 months

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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum

#puns #bears

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wekny · 3 months

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spectacular how he overcomes the situation

#funny #memes #puns #lol #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny stuff #funny memes #funny post

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sourcreammachine · 5 months

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oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans

#196 #puns #ancient rome

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iknowmorethanyou · 3 days

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thedankmemes · 1 day

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#thedankmemes #meme #memes #dank memes #puns #haha #comedy #humor #jokes #lol #funny pics #hilarious

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gizmotemusic · 3 months

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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#gizmoriginals #misinformation #animals #puns

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l-swizzle · 7 months

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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss

#memes #funny #humor #hilarious #jokes #haha #puns #funny joke haha #funny meme

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manic-kittens · 9 hours

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#meme #memes #funny memes #humor #funny stuff #lol memes #lol #haha #jokes #puns

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redstopgringo · 7 months

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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.

#funny #puns #humorism #humoral theory #jokes

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