#*offended noises*
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bIG POOKUS ™
EXCUSE YOU
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"Oi! My hair's soft as fuck!" Katsuki explained. "Ask Shouto!" His boyfriend pet his head enough times to know...
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Sirius barging in to Regulus's room with Remus in toe
Sirius: We have to tell you something
Regulus: hurry up and get the fuck ou-
Sirius: We're dating!
Regulus: what?
Remus: *clears throat* me and Sirius are.. dating
Regulus:
Regulus: There are millions of hot men in the world and you chose this ugly frog???
Sirius: hey! Remus isn't-
Regulus: shut the fuck up, i was talking to him
#Sirius: offended but happy noise#i imagine this in regulus's teenage year or whatever#regulus black#marauders#sirius black#wolfstar#remus lupin#marauders incorrect quotes#marauders fandom
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[gasp] and they were roommates.
(The death grip these disaster children have had on me since the very beginning)
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Um, has this been done before?
#the legend of zelda#age of calamity#AOC#Impa#Zelda#Terrako#Link#Fanart#Fan art#Offended Impa noise#Age of calamity my beloved
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ever since i found your blog ive been addicted to drawing pebbles with the snout thank you
Hehe
The creature Pibbles propaganda spreads
#five pebbles#he deserves to have a snout#he would sniff you and make the most offended noise no matter how you smelled
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Post timeskip Nami who’s weirdly accommodating of Brook but only when she’s not paying attention. She grabs things that are low to the ground, nudges chairs in his direction when he makes creaky noises, pours leftover hot water from tea into a bottle for his night watch. She cringes when she catches herself but habit dies hard and she’s spent the last two years with the youngest set of bones and joints by 30 odd years on her entire island
#at first he’s delusionally flattered and then offended#Nami making old man noises as she sits and stands#and complaining about kids these days#rambling#nami#soul king brook
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Janus:
Roman:
Janus:
Roman:
Janus: …
Roman: Stop it >:C
Janus: I’m not doing anything!?
Roman: Yesyouare! You’re pulling your judgy face.
Janus unconvincingly: No I’m not-
Roman: Yes you are. You’re a judgy bitch! And I am sick of-*Angy princey noises*
Janus raising a brow and smirking: Maybe you’re just insecure?
Roman:
Roman:
Roman: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
#sanders sides#janus sanders fanart#sanders sides fanart#ts janus#janus sanders#roman sanders#roman sanders fanart#ts roman#Janus x Roman#roceit#offended princey noises#he did not just go there#kick off#fight fight fight#tw minor insecurity
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Valdo Marx is Jaskier’s Wario
Just a different colour scheme and a moustache. that is all.
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#Jaskier#geralt of rivia#julian alfred pankratz#geraskier#valdo marx#i dont know id someones already said this but oh well#Typical geralt just thinks jaskier grew a moustache#Jaskier is livid#Valdo is livid#*offended bard noises*
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Hello :)
Pets him.
hello! :)
pets him pets him pets him pets himpetshimpetshim—
#ney's chatter (ask answers)#insert narry scoffing and doing other various offended noises#'what on earth gives you the right to mock me like this???' etc etc#the answer is we have eraser brushes btw
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Spine of Steel AU- Preview of chapter. Expect the actual story on Saturday.
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Jaime Reyes, why are you reacting this way?
Jaime remain curled as tightly as he could. However, Khaji Da was forcefully making his adrenaline levels drop and his spine was slowly pulling out of the hunch without his consent.
His breathing began to pick up again as phantom panic haunted his thoughts.
Jaime Reyes, everything is fine. There is no danger.
Jaime tugged his knees against his chest.
“Khaji Da?”
Yes, Jaime?
“What did you change in my body?”
… I can check the files for you and share the specifics if you want, Jaime.
“You don’t just know?”
… No, Jaime. I am dormant until the Scarab has preformed base optimization of the host. I am programmed to have the records bug I do not consciously chose.
“How can I believe you?”
You can’t. All I have is my words. And the proof that you still control your own body.
“Truly, that doesn’t really help. Share the files please?”
Yes, Jaime.
~~~~~~~
Hope that satisfies some of the craving you all have!
#blue beetle#jaime reyes#feed the machine#feeding the fandom#khaji da: the fuck is happening#jaime: im panicing cuz im not really human#khaji da: big oof. couldnt be me.#jaime: duh dipshit. ur a scarab#khaji da: *offended alien scarb noises*#nonconsensual body modification#preformed by a piece of alien tech with no say in the matter#Spine of Steel AU#khaji da: look bitch at least you survived#jaime: yeah but my DAD DIDNT#khaji da: i guess you vould say… you’re just BUILT different#jaime:😂 KHAJI DA NO!
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Patton: I don’t trust stairs. They’re always … up to something!
Virgil: Like Jan?
Janus: *offended snek noises*
#and you thought Princey was the only one who could make offended noises lol#thomas sanders#sanders sides#Patton sanders#ts patton#Virgil sanders#ts virgil#Janus sanders#ts Janus#incorrect sanders sides
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While I absolutely don't want an ending where Crowley is made an angel (or a human, Aziraphale either), I would love an ending where Crowley is given the option, when all conflict is done, on his own terms and without any pressure either way.
And later, when he tells Aziraphale that he said no, Aziraphale replies sincerely, "of course you said no, you're perfect exactly as you are," before kissing his smile into a wickeder shape.
I will need an apology from Aziraphale at some point (with an absolutely groveling version of The Dance), for how cruelly dismissive he could be of Crowley's ... everything throughout their relationship, but kisses are nice too.
#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#I can fix him?#NO#I can love and support him while he heals on his own#and acknowledge the fucking hard work he already put in#of course you said no you're the bad guys#*offended noises*
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The royal watching sphere can sometimes be so funny (& with that I mean eye-rolling annoying). Social media is burning because Catherine edited a photo... Meanwhile, there was a few "oh that's interesting, noted" when the King of Norway gets hospitalised & has surgeries during a holiday. Oh, & there was absolute crickets, I was screaming about this all alone, when the nephew of the Queen of Sweden was a suspected sex offender & ran from the police which made parts of the media turn on the Royal Court.
#royal watching#royal fandom#no like I don't think you guys understand how annoying this was#like the dude was a suspected sex offender#he escaped the country so he couldn't be served#the police thought the royal family was hiding him#*goes onto tumblr to scream about this* *cricket noise*#saga.txt
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@mgjong FUCK OFF???????????
#i thnk my dryer is actually a closer offender than my washing machine noise but i dont have tht running right now. so#gen
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Wednesday: When I first met Tyler, I thought he was weird and annoying.
Wednesday:
Tyler: And…?
Wednesday: And you are.
#but she loves him anyway#Tyler: *offended boyfriend noises*#Wednesday: :)#wednesday#wednesday neflix#wednesday addams#tyler galpin#tyler x wednesday#wyler#weyler#funny#my post#incorrect quotes
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