wednesday: enid? what are you doing?

enid, lying facedown on the floor in a snuggie: i’m practising

wednesday: for what?

enid: my future as a homeless, unemployed failure

Sheriff Galpin: You’re forbidden from seeing Tyler 😡

Wednesday: 😐

Sheriff Galpin: And from further pursuing this case!

Wednesday: 😨

Sir, that’s my Emotional Support Werewolf Girlfriend. 🐕‍🦺

Enid: I dare you to kiss your crush for $100.

Wednesday:

Enid: Or your enemy for $300.

Wednesday: I expect my $400 soon.

Enid: Wait, what – 

Wednesday: Tyler! Come over here!

Enid: hey Wednesday!

Enid: did you hear the song about the tortillas?

Wednesday: why would someone make a song about tortillas?

Enid: i really shouldn't call it a song, it was more of a✨ wrap✨.

Wyler Aesthetic

✨Violet Midnight Ch. 14 Release✨

I closed my eyes and remembered his face. His eyes like the sky after a storm--cool and kind. Curls combed back like they were when we first met at grandma Imelda's bakery all those years ago. Donovan's skin kissed by the Mediterranean sun.

"Moon River" was playing on the stereo when he came barreling in. So young and handsome and hopelessly lost, he hardly knew a word in Spanish or where he was--the worry concealed behind wide doe eyes that shimmered like the sea. His curls fell onto his brow as he attempted contact. I can still see it now, Donovan in his linen shorts and white button down that had been hastily tucked into his waistline.

Grandma Imelda clicked her tongue at me as she emerged from the back kitchen where she had been preparing the dough for tomorrow's batch of bread. It was only a moment before she was as befuddled and amused as I was. But grandmother had a soft spot for dashing male damsels in distress. Smacking my shoulder with the back of her hand she told me not to make the poor boy suffer any longer. So straightening my posture I took the map from Donovan's hands and told him in English that his hostel was on the other side of town.

"Francoise Sylvenne." Extending my hand to him, my heart leapt when he took mine in his; it warm and strong with callouses on his fingertips.

"Donovan Galpin."

Donovan... The name suited him.

"Is this your shop?" Donovan asked somewhat awkwardly--our hands still joined as he looked around in gesture as if to punctuate his point.

I shook my head. "It's my grandmothers. I only work here during the summer. Then I go back to Sorbonne for school."

"What are you studying?" he said almost immediately only to fumble seconds later as he remembered his manners. "S-Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude or intrusive. I didn't mean anything by--"

"Music."

"Music?" Donovan echoed, face still flustered and worried.

"Mhm," I hummed. "Music composition and theory."

Emboldened by the fact that he had yet to release my hand I took a chance on this feeling I had.

"My shift ends in a quarter hour," I informed him casually hoping he would catch the encrypted tone of my voice. "If you wait until then I can show you to your hostel."

The boy was as smart as he was handsome because his eyes sparked and cheeks dimpled. "I'd like that."

Donovan, my darling. My tall, tan, and charming boy from the Carolinas, I still remember our first date. It wasn't supposed to be one. That's what you told me when I innocently teased you for how nice you looked in your dark jeans and button down. I wore my favorite red dress that night with the straps that you diligently slid back up my shoulders. You would later slip them off with kisses to my neck and chest that night when we returned to your room. I still remember the electric bliss of your caress. The desire and want in your kiss and power of your hands. How they held me close to you as you made me yours and I marked you as mine.

My heart broke the next morning when I had to leave. It would only be until Tuesday--two days time but still too long to wait. Our laughter filled that small bedroom as you pulled me back down onto the bed. As you showered me in kisses, took my hand in yours, and called me "darling" as your thumb stroked me cheek. Who knew the love and adoration I would come to know from a single word. A pet name that you called me and me alone. The name you whispered with a kiss to my forehead as I wept in your arms at the airport when you left.

I loved you so much.

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Wednesday Prompt #1

Being a shapeshifter, every day was filled with disgust and treachery, more than most schools apparently.

You can't help it, the school was getting boring. Eventually, it has gotten too far as you might or might not have, posted, embarrassing pictures of your upperclassmen.

Well, things can't be bygone, can't it, wound can't heal. Friendship especially isn't easy.

A relationship is like a building block; mend to be broken. At least that the ideal you follow. Being held with a muzzle on your mouth, it doesn't stop the mischief within your eye. Tilting behind you curiosity is currently in a lovely 'teacher' form.

It looks like you won't be alone. Wednesday Adam the infamous troublemaker would be coming to Nevermore Academy.

What a gross little gremlin

Love her though

The Supernatural and The Addams Family

One complaint I see a lot of about the Wednesday series on Netflix is "The Addams Family was grounded in reality. There was nothing supernatural about them! The Munsters were supernatural." Almost always someone will say "What about thing?" And comes the typical meme / joke response of "Well, they're just that Goth." Okay, outside of the disembodied hand that serves as a friend / pet / sex toy / lover (throw-away line in Addams Family Values about his relationship with Uncle Fester) here are some elements of The Addams Family that are definitely supernatural. 1. Uncle Fester is immune to electric shock, mercury poisoning (he ate an old thermometer) and other things that would kill most people. Not only that but he has his own high electrical charge where he can power a lightbulb with his mouth. This is all from the 1960s Addams Family TV series.

I won't bother to mention the kids surviving improbable scenarios since even in the movies there's usually a cut-away. 2. Grandmama is a practicing witch. In fact the lyrics of the 1960s Addams Family theme song include "So get a witch's shawl on, a broomstick you can crawl on." We're told that at least some members of the family are witches, if not all of them. Morticia's mother was played by Margret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West in The wizard of Oz). Note: Morticia's mother and Grandmama are not the same character. When Grandmama curses Debbie in Addams Family: Values, her curse comes to pass later in the movie.

In The Addams Family Broadway musical there's even a joke line of "My mother? I thought she was your mother!" and Gomez and Morticia just shrug it off. She's theirs and that's all that matters. They just adopted the strange old woman who wants to be called Grandmama. 3. Morticia canonically has psychic powers in the 1960s Addams Family TV show. She has permeations, experiencing omens, and at one point felt it when someone stuck a pin in a map directly over their house. This is from the 1960s Addams Family TV series. This was not something invented for the Wednesday TV series. 4. In The Addams Family 1960s TV series Santa Claus is Canonically proven to be real. He shows up in the Christmas episdoe after each adult Addams dresses as Santa to try to make the kids happy.

5. Another witch in the family is mentioned in the Christmas episode. When the children were told that Santa isn't real, Gomez and Morticia reassure them by reminding them that they were also told that witches weren't real and they proved that wrong when they met a certain aunt. 6. Morticia's sister, Ophelia, in the 1960s Addams Family TV series has flowers growing out of her scalp. Flowers that Gomez is allergic to. This is actually partly the origin for Morticia cutting the flowers off her roses, Gomez is allergic to flowers.

7. Lurch may or may not be a zombie or Frankenstein style creature. Yes, the animated movie made him an escaped mental patient but the 90s Addams Family animated series gave him blue skin and a flat topped head, making him heavily resemble a Frankenstein monster. (Note: The Creature does not actually have a flat head in Mary Shelley's novel. This and the groaning is a movie trope.)

8. Cousin It.

9. In Addams Family the Broadway musical the Addams do a conga line with the ghosts of their ancestors.

10. Ophelia (Morticia's sister) is inhumanly strong (besides having flowers growing out of the top of her head.) She can flip Gomez onto his back with one hand. 11. Their library contains books that literally bring to life what's inside them. 12. Their house is definitely haunted. In the 2019 Addams Family animated series the House repeatedly told them to get out, and consumes coffee. Also Morticia refers to the entity as "The spirit." 13. Morticia talks to the ghosts of her parents In The Addams Family 2019 Addams Family animated movie. 14. There are singing severed heads in The Addams Family 2019 animated movie. 15. There is a sentient tree on the house grounds, named Ichabod. 16. Uncle Flambe has flame-hair. 17. Wednesday is able to control Pugsley via voodoo doll in The Addams Family 2 animated movie from 2021. 18. Wednesday was able to freak out another little girl by showing off that she can read minds when she wants to in Addams Family 2 the animated movie from 2021. 19. Lurch is indicated to have "cold dead" hands suggesting that at least in the Addams Family 2 animated movie from 2021 he is a zombie or Frankenstein-style monster. I know he has a mother in the 60s show but other incarnations don't seem to follow this. In the 2019 animated Addams Family movie Lurch seems to have escaped the insane asylum but the haunted insane asylum (which becomes The Addams Family house) had been abandoned for years, possibly decades. Bonus as this one is not confirmed. 20. The Addams' may or may not be immortal. In the 1990 Addams Family movie Gomez is trying to find Uncle Fester who has been missing twenty-five years. The 1990 Addams Family movie was deliberately released twenty-five years after the 1960s Addams Family series of the 1960s ended. There is continuity changes such as making Uncle Fester Gomez's brother instead of Morticia's uncle (pre-marriage) but otherwise the 90s Addams Family movies were meant to directly continue from the 1960s TV series. This means that in twenty-five-years no one aged. Not even the children. "Their Goth game is just that strong."

enid: how are you?

wednesday: aside from sabotaging all of my healthy relationships in order to maintain my self-narrative that people always abandon me, i’m doing dreadfully well

Monsters like us

Pairing: Tyler Galpin x GN! Outcast! Reader

Prompt: "Monsters? Humanity is the monster. My abilities should not make me your villain."

Warnings: spoilers for Wednesday episode 7

You sat in the Weathervane in a corner seat away from the window. In your right hand, you held a mug of (coffee/tea) and your phone in the other. You scrolled through your phone, the sound of the shop becoming a buzzing sound in the background. The sound of footsteps approaching your seat had you looking up quickly before looking back down at your phone. 

“Hey, Y/N.” A voice called out as they sat in the seat opposite you.

“Galpin.“ You replied coldly.

“How are you?” Tyler asked in an attempt to make a conversation.

“Better before you came.” You replied, looking up to glare at him.

“Okay! Why do you hate me so much?!” Tyler exclaimed after he tried and failed to make conversation with you.

“If you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m not going to tell you.” You replied before standing up and walking out. Principal Weems stood nearby when you hid in the shadows and disappeared. You reappeared in the dark woods not too far from Nevermore Academy.

“Ah! You have returned!” A masculine voice called out as you walked past the gate of Nevermore to a derelict cabin, towards the back of Nevermore.

“Hello, Andras.” You replied as the shadows combined to create a creature. Your hands went to touch his head when the sound of a twig snapping echoed through the woods. You spread your hands apart as shadows created a weapon for you to use. “Who’s there?”

“It’s just me.” Tyler walked out from behind a tree before looking at you with wide pleading eyes.

“What? Why are you looking at me like that?” You asked bemused, your hands touching each other and disintegrating the weapon. Tyler began to walked towards you while Andras went back inside the cabin to give the two of you privacy.

“Wednesday found out I’m a Hyde and that you know. She called us monsters. Are we?” Tyler trembled, his eyes tearing up as he looked at you for some semblance of comfort.

"Monsters? Humanity is the monster. My abilities should not make me your villain. Let alone anyone else’s." You replied, Tyler wrapping his arms around your waist as he nestled his head into the crook of your neck. “Humanity sees different as dangerous and we get treated like absolute crap for it. At some point, some of us think that if a villain... a monster is what they want and all they see us as, then that’s what they get.”

“But we’re not right?” Tyler asked, his voice muffled as he spoke.

“No, Tyler. We are just people in bad situations who may make questionable choices.” You explained as you rubbed a hand down Tyler’s back. After a few more minutes, the two of you broke the hug before walking into the cabin, hands intertwined. You both headed towards the bedroom, where the two of you laid down on the bed, Tyler’s head rested on your chest and his leg slung over you. As the two of you dozed off, you whispered into Tyler’s hair, “Remember Tyler. We’re not monsters nor villains.”

WEDNSDAY 😈

Enid: And remember, murder is never the answer.

Tyler: Murder is the question.

Wednesday: And the answer is “yes.”

Hear me out: We need more Enid/Ajax fics.