Connor seeing the newly activated RK900, fresh out of the CyberLife box, knows nothing about the world. Or how to interact with it. This is due to the speedy process to finish the RK900's AI, therefore a lot more learning has to be done before the he catches up to Connor's level. Connor turns on Dad Mode and they're both deadpan about it. "Nines, cross the street when the signal-" "I'm a deviant I can do what I want" Connor grabs his hand to hold him back from getting hit by a truck. Now Nines has to hold his hand whenever they cross a road. Nines wandering into the DPD where Connor is doing paperwork and the RK900 is like "Hey... I fucked up :(" Queue a groan from Connor as he gets up from his seat. Nines wandering into the DPD where Connor is doing paperwork and the RK900 has dried thirium down his chin and shirt and is like "Hey... I frewed up :(" Queue a groan from Connor as he gets up from his seat. Nines wandering into the DPD and Connor is like "WHAT are you wearing" and Nines guiltily looks down at Connor's fresh kicks he "borrowed". "Don't lick that" "Why" "We have dead birds at home." Connor being worried sick when Nines comes home a little too late. Eventually the RK900 grows out of his state of ignorance and Connor is just so proud at everything he does. :(( he can coin flip like me :((((. yeah that was an awesome back flip. well done on securing a job. you can tie a tie really well now! :) but one thing stays consistent- Nines following him around like a lost puupy

sesame street puppy playdate

It was a sunny day in Sesame street, a furry red monster was in his room excitedly playing with his puppy "Is tango excited for her puppy playdate with Rose?" Elmo asked his puppy who barked wagging her tail "Yeah you are, Elmo's excited too! Elmos gonna play with Julia!" He beamed then heard his Daddy "Elmo, Tango, breakfast!" Louie called "Coming Daddy!" Elmo shouted back "Come on Tango it's breakfast time!" He said then yelped as he was somehow dragged by his puppy who was barking up a storm as she raced to the kitchen "Bye Dorthey!" the 3 in a half year old shouted to his fish, "Morning son, Morning Tango!" Mae Elmo's mommy greeted them putting Tango's bowl full of puupy chow on the floor which the hungry puppy dove into "So are you excited about your playdate with Julia and Rose!" She asked eating breakfast "Yeah Mommy, Elmo, Tango, Julia, and Rose are gonna have so much fun!" Elmo cried out, as Louie and Mae laughed. After breakfast, Elmo grabbed his favorite toy Baby David so that Julia's bunny Fluffster could have someone to play with too, and his other toys as well as Tango's favorite toys, he was walking Tango all by himself while Louie and Mae watched carring their toys, when they finally arrived at the 4 year old's apartment and Louie knocked on the door while Tango barked "Tango, Julia doesn't like loud noises so please, shhh." Elmo said with his finger near his mouth, the door opened and Rose Julia's dog barked wagging her tail, Elena Julia's mommy greeted them "Hello Elmo, and Tango, are you two excited to play with Julia and Rose?" She asked with a smirk "Yeah baby, Elmo brought all Elmo and Tango's toys to play with. Elmo's mommy and Daddy are carrying them." the little monster said, they went into the apartment "Elmo! Play! Play! Play!" Julia cried happily flapping her arms giving him a starfish hug "Elmo happy to see Julia to!" Elmo squealed then frowned "Where's Sam and Julia's Daddy?" he asked "Sam, and Daddy byebye. It's just Elmo, Tango, Julia, Rose, Fluffster, Mommy, Elmo's Mommy and Daddy!" the girl said "I was hoping to talk to Daniel." Louie sighed "Daniel took Sam to Soccor practice but they'll be back soon." Elena said while Tango and Rose sniffed each other's butts, "Elmo's Mommy and Daddy help?" She asked "Yes we would love some help, thanks Julia." Louie chuckled as Elmo grabbed Baby David and some of his and Tango's toys, Julia copied him but a blue and green rope toy fell and the dogs played tug-o-war, Elmo and Julia carefully walked to her room, while their parents talked and made snacks. Elmo and Julia engaged in parallel play with Julia playing Super Fluffster with her favorite toy while Elmo hugged Baby David then they played fetch with Tango and Rose, then they painted, Elmo did finger painting while Julia used a paintbrush since she didn't like the feeling of paint on her skin, Tango and Rose paw painted, Julia made a beautiful picture of her,Fluffster and Sam riding Rose and Tony the pony to the moon, Elmo painted himself looking naughty with a hammer smashing a rock, Tango made a colorful masterpiece, Rose also made a colorful work of art and she used her tail.

you look silly

Thoma my pretty baby I love him, but what do I love more u ask??? Thoma being humiliated<3. I just wanna have a conversation with him fill his cup up to the brim everytime he finishes it, make him drink so much u can see a little bludge where his bladder is. Telling him to hold it in while he cleans the estate. Following him to make sure he doesn't spill a drop, his legs squeeze together n he let's out the prettiest whimpers😍🥰🥰🥰🥰. He rubs he tummy trying to relieve the pain but it just makes his dick leak a little:(( what's worse we make him drink more, he just can't refuse when we give him little puupy eyes. It's not until he's at his braking point do we fully make his life hell, pushing on the bludge watching him gasp and grab his dick to prevent anything coming out. He pretty much is just kneeling on the ground, finding some sick pleasure with feeling so full and ofc we call him all the dirty names. He begs to please just let us let him go to the bathroom and when we say yes he lights up, but we have one more sick plan😋😋 he has to go now, in his pants since he's clearly such a dirty slut for enjoying the feeling so he'll have no problem pissing his pants. The look on this man's face😩😩 I love him it'll take him a bit but when he pisses himself he's crying cuz on no:(( he's making another mess in his pants too, he doesn't even realise he's come either until we tell him how much of a whore he is to cum while wetting himself like a baby. Hehe just wanna bully him little also Im sorry this is so long I've been thinking bout it for too long😭

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THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT IM BOOKMARKING THIS AS SOON AS I POST IT omfg holding kink is so hot ahjhhh thank you so much for this 🙏

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young!remus lupin x hufflepuff!reader

word count: 0.7k words

plot: remus was only there to help james get flowers, but he didn't mind meeting an adorable puupy though. mostly because it has an adorable owner.

warning: messy writing; proofread it but didn't care enough (lol help me)

a/n: i love this guy sm, hopefully this wasn't too bad for my first fic! reblogging is always appreciated♡

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“alright, i can wait.”

a hint of a smile appeared on remus’ face, clearly delighted to finish his task faster than the other boys.

these tasks were assigned by james, something about helping him find a perfect gift for evans. he, of course, had to give remus the duty of getting flowers, claiming that with all the books he read, it would be a miracle if he didn’t at least know about some symbolization a flower holds and stuff. remus was about to disagree when the other boy quickly allured him with 3 boxes of his favorite chocolate. he couldn’t say no to that and so it led him here, now waiting for the florist to come back with the flowers james told him to get.

he tapped his feet while waiting when suddenly he could hear a loud noise from the street. he paid no attention to it though but soon, the sound seemed to become nearer and nearer. quickly holding his breath and covering his face, he prepared himself for the worst thing that could happen. but nothing happened. huh? he peeked through his fingers and saw the prettiest girl he has ever laid his eyes on.

“hey, 'm sorry, did this little guy startle you?”

awestruck with her melodic voice, he was unable to reply as his gaze was fixed to the person in front of him. a chuckle escaped the person’s mouth as she once asked him again “you okay there?”

reality hit him hard. “i- i um” he began to stammer, finding the right words so as to not creep her out. "huh? oh yeah, i'm oka- fine. yes, fine.”

the stranger hummed in response. “great! sorry about leo. it’s his first time here so he got a little carried away.” which he quickly answered with a soft ‘no worries’. lifting the owner of the loud noise earlier, remus couldn’t help but grin as he saw a cute pup that somehow reflected his owner’s playful and kind demeanor.

“leo, ahah stop!” she squinted her eyes and let out a hearty laugh as her dog began to lick her face, which remus thought was adorable. it looks like she’s wearing a shirt paired with a sweater and a skirt as well as a yellow and black tie. oh, must be a hufflepuff, he thought to himself.

arf! the dog’s attention quickly went to Remus, it seemed that he took a liking to the boy in front of him so it wagged its tail like an excited child. “hey there buddy.” he petted the dog that was still in his owner’s arms in gentle care. he swore he saw the girl blushed as she noticed how little to no space there were in between them. nonetheless, she beamed at the sight in front of her.

“sorry again for bothering you. but if you don’t mind though, we can hang out in the cafe near here sometime. seems like my pup has grown to like you in just 3 minutes.”

“wait, me?” he wasn’t expecting it to go like this at all. “oh, no.” heat crept into his cheeks as he bowed his head down in embarrassment.

“‘was talking to the flower beside you.”

feeling the relief all over his body, he looked at the girl again with more confidence and saw the light smirk painted on her face. “hmm sure. i can find some time for you i guess. and for leo.”

suddenly bending, she put down her pet, swiftly hugged him, and then left the flower shop.

“thanks, pretty boy!”

and just like that, she left him smiling at the door of the flower shop. well, that was until he heard a familiar mocking voice just behind him.

“well lads, i guess we now know why pretty boy wasn’t in our meeting spot for the gifts.”

turning around to see all of the marauders behind him, he weakly replied, “shut up, padfoot.” which only earned a bunch of giggles from the boys. “yeah, yeah, whatever. how long were you guys here anyway?” remus asked while holding the flowers that the lady left for him on her table.

james quickly opened his boisterous mouth without thinking that much, “long enough to hear your little girlfriend preferring flowers over you.”

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well, let’s just say that james ended up buying another bouquet.

*chuckles a bit* imagine a bird that looks like a cloud? *a dog completely runs me over, making its way to oak* oof *the dog's owner calling it back can be heard from a distance* What's up with animals hating me today? 😭 *however, what seems to be the dog's puppy makes its way to my lap* heh I've always been a puupy magnet *begins to pet it and gives a piece of ham from my sandwich*

-Jelly

Oak begins to snore softly, and you realize he’s fallen asleep in the grass lol. The other dog decides it’s a great idea to start picking the turkey out of oaks sandwich

Astro's reaction to you Babysitting 👶🏻🍼

Summary: you were asked to baby sit your co-worker unnie's 2 years old baby boy/girl, and since you love babies,and already have a previous experience with your little bro/sis so you are actually good with them , you accepted the mission.

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MJ:

He was a bit annoyed from the smell when you started changing the baby's diapers, and kept asking you how you are able to handle it but in a funny way, but seeing how you tickled the baby's foot gently while changing him/her and making him/her smile, he find it so cute that you actually were enjoying it, he approaches you and starts playing with the baby too by making funny faces and Singing him their song ' Baby' and trying to help you at the same time.

" hahaha this baby is so cute, she/he likes our song hahaha, and you are amazing , babe" he said kissing your cheeks.

JinJin:

You asked jinjin to hold the sleeping baby in his arms until you bring the Blanket to cover him/her up , as you were gone the baby suddenly started crying , when you immediately came back, jinjin was gently trying to pat the baby's back to calm him/her down but no use, he stared at you with a puupy face and then handed the baby to you, you sat right next to him on the sofa and Started Singing a lullaby while kissing the baby Softly until the baby fell back asleep again, Jinjin looked at you like a proud Father and smiled as he see how skilled you are with babies.

" you will be a really Awesome Mother in the future" he leaned and pressed his lips on yours.

Eunwoo:

Though he already knows that you are good with babies as he witnessed that when you once babysit your little Bro/Sis while being with him, but he was even amazed more when he saw how fast you reacted when the baby's head slightly bumped into the table next to him/her, you immediately picked up the baby massaging the bumped spot while the baby's eyes were filled with tears, but you manged let him/her laugh again by clapping his/her hands together.

" I'm so proud of you babe" he said as he strokes your hair Softly.

Moonbin:

Ignore Sanha lol

He would be a mix of Eunwoo & Jinjin with an Amazaed Proud Father vibes. His smile became wider when he saw you giggling along with the baby as he/she was sitting on your lap and you were placing your forehead on the his/her forehead while playing a gentle and a soft nose wrestling match together while making cute sounds, Moonbin came closer to you and then whispered in your ears

" I didn't know that my Girlfriend is actually an adorable cute little baby too who likes nose wrestling that much, maybe i should play it with you." as he kissed your neck.

Rocky:

He approaches you at the moment he saw you holding the baby, he sat right next to you asking few questions like ' who's baby is this and sth like that', and few minutes later he went silent, his eyes following each thing you do with the baby , when you prepared the milk bottle and gave it to the baby, he/she started drinking it with puffy cheeks going up and down you smiled as you were looking at him/her, when your eyes met up rocky's, you found him staring at you with a wide smile on his face, "why are starting like that?" You asked while giggling, he came and sat behind you giving you a back hug

" Just taking some future father tips" he said as he buried his face in your neck

Sanha:

You were so surprised when you saw that Sanha isn't jealous from the baby like he always did with the others, because basically he wanted your attention back then , but what kept spinning your head was him, he kept asking non stop questions about the baby " How do you know that he/she is hungry" , " why he/she is crying" and the questions never ended, you turned to him and asked with a smirk " Sanha-yah are jealous?", He shook his head denying, then started caressing the baby's head, and the baby played along with him

" I decided that I won't feel jealous because i know you only love me hehehe" he said giggling like a baby while interlocking his fingers with yours

Irish lad

Pairing: Alex Hogh Andersen/Reader, Marc Islo/Friend!Reader

Warnings: none

A/N: Hello lovely people ;) I’m cleaning my notebook with fics, so there might be a bit of spam, sorry for that. They all are a bit dusted so the writing isn’t so good. But I’m still taking requests so there would be more content on my blog. Anyways, this one isn’t my pride, but stil.. Love <3

You stirred in your sleep while your phone rung. It was early in the morning and you had no idea who could it be, since you didn’t make any plans for today. You picked up rubbing your eyes

“‘Ello?” You mumbled still laying under covers

“Thank God you picked up” You heard your friend Marc say “I need you to do something for me.” You looked at the clock and groaned

“It’s five forty am asshole.”

“Yes, and we’re shooting in twenty minutes!” He shouted which made you whince, mind still half asleep “Alex didn’t show up, his driver said he didn’t even opened the doors. You need to wake him up.” He sounded dessperate, so you sighted getting up

“How do I do that?” You yawned going to the kitchen

“I left you my keyss few weeks ago, the black one is to his apartment. Please hurry, we need him at six.” His voice pleading

“There’s no way I can get there that fast, I still want to live. Six thirty.” You informed before hanging up.

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You didn’t even bother to knock, just using the key to get in. Marc send you few text explaining the situation. You hated dealing with heartbroken people, especially when the wound wasn’t fresh yet still not heald, but you already promised your best friend.

You sighted looking around at all the trash on the floor. Somehow you made it to his bedroom where he slept still in his yesterday clothes. You rolled your eyes and poured freezing water on his head. He sat up gasping and glared at you, but you spoke up first.

“You’re late for the filming. If you won’t get ready in ten minutes you can say goodbye to your job.” You turned on your heel and went to the kitchen.

Marc also told you what type of coffee to make for his friend. When you heard the shower running you started to clean up a bit. When he finally came out it was six am and you ushered him out giving him his drink.

“Who are you?“ He asked while you started the car

“(Y/N), Marc’s friend” You said without glancing at him, eyes on the road

“I’m Alex he murmured into his cup

“I know. Marc told me about you.” You hummed concentrated on driving

“How did you get into my house?” He frowned catching up on the situation

“Thank Marc for leaving his spare keys at my place.” You shrugged stopping at the red light

“Couldn’t he send my driver or something?” You sighted with frustration

“He was at yours, but probably your drunken ass didn’t care” You send him a glare “So Marc had to call someone from Dublin, so they could drive you to the set in short amount of time. And that someone is me.” You drove off before the yellow changed to green

“Yeah, thanks for that.” Alex mumbled and sipped his coffee

“I’m not doing this for you, but for my best friend.” You explained going a bit faster

“Did I do something to piss you off?” He asked squinting his eyes

“Yeah” You huffed “It’s you who made me get up at ungodly hour and drive to nowhere, just to save your stupid ass” You growled parking next to few cars. You both exited, but you were few steps ahead. When Marc noticed you he quickly enveloped you in a reliefed hug thanking all over again.

“They said you can stay to watch, as a thank you and apology.” He smiled knowing how much you liked the series and watching him in action.

So you stayed getting toknow few other cast members and other people that made it work. You enjoyed the time on set, but it all had to end. After the last scene was done and everyone was ready to go home Marc made his way to you

“Can I come with you?” He made his puupy eyes

“Sure thing” You smiled happily “And Alex?”

“He’ll be-”

“We can go.” You turned to see him few steps away from you, so with a nod you all get in

“Did you like it?” Your friend asked after few moments, excitment evident in his eyes

“It’s kind of weird to see how you make it, but I gues I’ll like the episodes even more now.” You send him a bright smile through the review mirror

“So you’re a fan?” Alex asked from beside you

“From the very first episode.” You smiled proudly

“Don’t get your hopes up mate, she likes Ragnar the most.” Marc laughed and you shook your head

“He’s dead, she needs to pick another guy.” Alex smirked watching you frown

“In that case.. I’ll have to go with either Bjorn or Ubbe.” You said confidently and both guys glared at you “Don’t forget I’m Irish. We like man that can pull off the bearded look.”You smirked teasing them

“You’re evil” Marc protested pouting like a little kid

“Can’t argue with that.” You shrugged looking at him.

The rest of the ride to your friend’s place was quiet. You enjoyed the city at night and guessed guys were tired. Marc said his goodbyes and went to his place. When the doors closed after him you drove away to drop off Alex. You stopped in front of the building and looked at him.

“Ivar is evil too.” He spoke up and you chuckled

“Still not over that?” You smirked amused

“c’mon. He’s the best!” Alex exclaimed

“Maybe.” You shrugged and Alex got out from the car, but stuck his head into the window “Why don’t you pick Ivar?”

“Cause I need a man that can keep up with me.” You send him a wink before driving away

Au

This Au is where Donald ends up in a coma when he saves his sister and uncle from danger which the two ducks later argue from pain.

Donald felt the blood slowly leaving his dying body as it escaped from the holes left from the spears which he got from pushing his uncle and twin out of danger before they could get hurt.he felt it be better off him being hurt but the spear would of hit their arms instead Donald got hit in the stomach and heart from taking it himself.

Donald started slowly saw everything dimming and becoming quiet as his uncle and sister were scrambling and panicking whilst fighting on what to do and for anything that could hold the wounds on Donald body but the wounds were too serious and time was fast to save his life so they ripped their shirts as they carried Donald out the temple as fast as they could whilst trying to keep him awake.

It's been hours since they got Donald to the nearest hospital and both of then knew they were lucky to even have Donald alive and each blamed themselves for not noticing or teaching him to not sacrifice himself for them so when Doctor informed them on his state began the split in the family as a Coma Donald is unaware.

The puupy slowly opened his eyes through he couldn't see until then as he only heard sounds of equipment being used and himself being touched and moved. So everything was dark when he tried to move he couldn't as he was confined so his body whimper which caused a 3 year old Webby whom already remembering everything she learnt. She followed the sound as she left her room without her granny promision and walked down the stairs as she did opened the door founding a box outside with a note " happy birthday webby" which surprised webby but being young she opened the box seeing the young puppy.

The puppy was unique as it fur was deep blue like the ocean and it looked like a husky breed to her so she took it in the manor with the box as to show her granny which would end up surprising her when she does but she keeps the puppy with Ms beakley painfully looking through the window outside seeing the eyes of her daughter who was once her proud and joy but now pains her nodding to her before disappearing.

Note. This is before Della got pregnant so Donald doesn't know about the eggs or the triplets.

Puppy is a genetically modified dog which Webby mother created to take care of her Daughter and she prepared measures of the dog taking care of her daughter and being around her daughter so scrooge can't refuse to stop them keeping him as no one lives when they denies the head of fowl actions.

Boyfriend Shownu

-Squishy little puupy you ever met.

-tries to act mature but his cute inner nature always shows up everytime you smile.

-he protects, but he also attacks with his sexy dances, half cut shirts and tight trousers. Than he acts like nothing really happened and doesn’t understand why are you so excited or why do you need an extinguisher.

-loves to travell with you cause it’s the most wonderfull time, that you both can dedicate to each other.

-never minds a thing about your male friends, but hates the one who, as he sees, has feelings for you.

-he knows that your weakness is his bright smile, so he always uses it when he messes up.

-too overprotective always, everywhere and  in everything

- “Jagi, don’t walk on this side of the sidewalk, it’s too close to the road.”

-”Hyun Woo it’s like 2 meters from the road!”

-”It doesn’t matter, just come over here.”-*pulls you closer*

- prefers to show his passionate nature when you are alone in bed.

-gifts you with the most killing look, when he sees you with someone he doesn’t know.

-”What was that?!!??”

- “It wasn’t for you, darling, it’s for that jerk, I was ready to show him that not only my look can be rude but my fist also”

-the most caring and adorable boyfriend you could ever met)

a/n Thank you for reading)

Things Donald Pierce Would Do For You Would Do For You Would Include

A/N: I know a few things will be repeated from previous headcanons, but they fall into multiple categories. 

(my gif again)

Tagging: @lumifuer

He’ll buy you anything, and I mean anything. He’ll buy you somthing ranging from a chocolate bar to a new car or a private jet, if you’re up for it.

If you are sick he’ll take a day off. You tell him it’s just a headache but he dosn’t care. He’s always there for you.

He’ll go shopping with you.

He hates shopping. Sure he has great fashion tastes but he doesn’t like physically going to shops and spending hours looking for all kinds of stuff.

He’ll still help you choose clothes for you, entire outfits sometimes.

He hates it when you buy things with your money. It has to be with his.

If you need something, like pads and he is hunting, he’ll either ask Mohawk to abort his part of the mission and go to get it for you.

The closest supermarket could be 60km away for Mohawk and 1km for you but he wouldn’t care. he would go anyway for you.

If Donald feels up to it, he will abort the whole mission and him and his men will go get what you want. That’s how much you come first.

Once he saw a little puppy in the streets with no home to go to so he brought it home to you. Luckily it was a little husky. He thought it would protect you if any threat arises, but it was too young so you just cuddle with it.

He gets a bit jealous of it because you pay more attention to it that to him.

You find it cute so in the evening you would watch a movie, you would be in Donald’s arms, whilst the puupy would be in yours.

If you are overwhelmed, he will take you to a restaurant or a nice little café and get everyone out, pay the owner big money and close the place so that you too are the only ones in it. Excluding his men.

Take you to nice places twice a month. Neither one of you get enough time to relax, it could go to every weekend.

This boy loves you so much, you cannot expect anyone better than him.

Thanks for reading!

The Crystal Ball’s Unlikely Origin Story

Ever wondered why fortunetellers use crystal balls to discern the future, as opposed to another ornamental object?  In popular culture, this practice, known as “scrying,” is often ascribed to gypsies—to such an extent that American kids sometimes don’t seem to differentiate between “gypsies” and “fortunetellers” at all.  In truth, this cliché is one that’s largely been foisted on the Romani peoples of Europe by others, not unlike the label “gypsy” itself.  Crystal balls have an extensive history that spans over 2,000 years and most of the globe, and includes diverse uses, from hip accessories, to the ever-anxiety-inducing art of “contact juggling” (better known to most nowadays as “the weird thing David Bowie was doing in Labyrinth”).  The crystal ball’s use as a fortunetelling “device” relates to the fact that it reflects light in such ways as to create unusual shapes and visages when a person looks into one, which begs the question:  how did the first fortunetellers know that it was the crystal ball that produced visions of the future, rather than the drugs they were on?  As the crystal ball’s ultimate origin has remained a mystery, there has never been a straightforward answer to this question—until now.  This is the unlikely story…

In the 2nd century BC, on the outskirts of a city somewhere in Europe (to be specific), lived a couple named Jorua and Furshki.  Furshki grew distraught when it became clear that she would never bear children, so one day, Jorua refined a piece of quartz into a perfectly round shape and presented his creation to his wife, calling it a “crystal baby.”  Furshki was so overjoyed that she immediately carried her crystal baby to the town market and sold it, and spent the money on something to eat.  When she returned home, Furshki urged her husband to mine several loads of raw quartz from a nearby cavern, haul them home, and fashion them into more crystal babies, so that she could sell them at the town market as Itchee balls (Itchee was a popular game, similar to bowling).  The idea was successful.  Into their old age, the couple continued to make a living in this way, with Jorua spending his days in a workshop, rubbing his Itchee balls until they were smooth and shiny, and then giving them to Furshki to handle.

As the years passed, Jorua’s work became more and more meticulous as he held himself to increasingly higher standards.  Eventually, his passion for creating a perfect sphere of quartz escalated into an all-consuming obsession, and he began destroying any finished ball that contained even a minute imperfection.  Furshki would hear him angrily yell “CREEEEEESTOLLLL BOLLLLLLL!” from his workshop, which was always followed by a loud smashing sound as Jorua took a hammer to his latest creation.  The problem became worse in Jorua’s older years, as his skill in detecting irregularities became so adept that he started finding nearly microscopic mistakes in every single ball he produced.  Eventually, the couple fell into poverty.

One morning, Furshki was awoken by a cry of “CREEEEEEESTOLLLLLLL BOLLLLLLLL!” so loud that it shook the couple’s hut to its foundation.  When the familiar sound of smashing never came, Furshki grew worried, and rushed to her husband’s workshop.  There, on the smashed quartz-covered floor, lay Jorua, dead.  As Furshki collapsed into tears on his body, her head knocked against something in Jorua’s hands:  the clearest and most perfect-looking crystal ball she’d ever laid eyes upon.  Furshki held the ball aloft as if it were a newborn son who would grow up to be a great king, and vowed that she would sell the ball for a price high enough to give her husband a proper funeral (and feed herself).  Furshki took the ball and the only other thing Jorua had left behind, a Puupi on the floor (Puupis were a small unit of currency), and set off to find a buyer.

Furshki had a harder time parting with the crystal ball than she anticipated.  She drifted from market to market, but no offer that anyone made was good enough, she thought, even as she grew skinnier with each passing day. Soon, Furshki turned to begging to feed herself, but this wasn’t easy.  Some afternoons, she would sit amidst heavy foot traffic for hours, and there wouldn’t be a single person who gave a Puupi.  Before long, people began to wonder who Furshki was, where she had come from, and why she always carried a crystal ball with her.  As Furshki grew delirious with hunger, she became paranoid and contemptuous of everyone she passed, making her way through the streets with eyes shifting about, muttering and clutching the crystal ball with bony fingers for dear life all the while.  

One day, Furshki could stand the coldness of the city’s people no longer.  She took to the top of a nearby fruit stand to shout out an admonishing speech before the market’s bustling crowd, which was as follows (roughly translated):

“Curse ye, curse ye! None know the struggle I have endured after years of tendering my husband’s Itchee balls, nor the incalculable value of the crystal ball I now hold!  To those who think less of my life than a stinking Puupi—your greed shall surely beget drastic misfortune at a time sooner than any now realize!”

No one paid much attention to Furshki’s words until the following day, when a gang of robbers clashed with the market’s many food vendors in a veritable massacre that became infamously known across the region as “The Food Fight.”  Rumors subsequently spread among the townspeople that Furshki had predicted the incident using her crystal ball, and had tried to warn them.  Many sought her out to find out what else the future held, and found her dwelling inside of a makeshift tent.

The first to enter this tent was a young man, who hurriedly dropped a pile of Puupis into a pot that Furshki kept beside her.  “So,” said Furshki, staring into her crystal ball, still trying to see if there were any impurities, “you’ve realized the truth in what I said?  Then hear this:  your generosity will lead you to a more fulfilling life.”  “Thank you!” said the young man, and he immediately took off to the market, where he threw all the money he was carrying to random passerby. An older man noticed him, and said, “Come, young man!  I can see you are rich and kind, like me.  Won’t you come to my home, meet my beautiful daughters, and partake of all the grog and fermented mutton a person could want?”

The next to enter Furshki’s tent was a young woman, who was covered in slime and dirt from head to toe. “Tell me,” she said, making a deposit into the Puupi pot, “will the ailment from which I suffer result in death?” Not wanting to look at the filth-covered woman, Furshki stared into the crystal ball again and reassured her: “No, you won’t die. But, you must bathe in the river every day from now on.”  The hygiene advice wasn’t intended as having any relation to the reassurance, but the young woman took the whole utterance as a conditional statement, and did as she was told.  Miraculously, her health started improving at precisely the time she started remaining clean.

Through a series of similarly outrageous coincidences, Furshki gained the reputation of a renowned fortuneteller, which earned her a vast amount of wealth.  Fortunetellers everywhere started viewing the crystal ball as an essential object for the rest of time.  Furshki, however, remained under the impression, until the very end of her days, that people simply had tremendous regard for her advice.

 twenty facts about me thing

@cosmicfalls IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS IM SORRY BUT UM

1. when i was seven a boy punched me in the gut on the dare and i looked him dead in the eye and said ’you thought you could hurt ME???’ and he looked super freaked out which was good but i went to cry in the girls bathroom for like two hours so that kinda ruined the vibe i think

2. IM SCARED OF RABBITS!! like. super scared because once my science teacher was like ‘rabbits have two sets of teeth and can easily rip off a chunk of your flesh’ i will never set a hand on a rabbit.

3. in relation to that thing above ive never eaten a mushroom bc i saw on an animal planet documentary that some mushrooms are poisonous and i convinced myself ALL mushrooms are poisonous and id rather be safe than sorry.

4. i was born on a holiday and whenever i see street dances outside i like too… pretend theyre for me nfnrurnk

5. i met my half brother for the first time last year! he is the first of my siblings i was able to meet! i got so flustered about meeting him i showed him my Bone Collection. 

6. i used to feed stray dogs, like, a lot. if go to a restaurant i would sneak bread and pholourie under my clothes to give to them, and i would take like, leftover rice and meat if we were at home to feed them. at one point this… big brown mutt with matted fur and bald spots followed me to my aunts house and we decided to keep her since she already had like three tiny dogs and she wanted a big one. her name is princess. 

7. in response to the above my aunt told me ‘you just really have a heart for pathetic creatures’ which makes sense, i am also pathetic.

8. uhh everyone knows this but i got a snake tooth stuck in my hand for a year and manually ripped it out because wanted to get a pet rat.

9. i did not get a pet rat that year but one of the kids in school went up to me at the start of school and handed me a flea infested squirrel in a butterfly case and was like ‘youre good with animals right?? fix this one?’ me and the science teacher got rid of the fleas but the lil fucker tore up my arms and i can say with full confidence that squirrels are Awful Pets. i do not recommend.

10. my irl nickname sporty is because my given name miada looks like miata, which is a sports car. my favorite science teacher was like ‘miada?? like, miata? can i call you sporty?’ i didnt know what he was talking about and assumed the ‘sporty’ nickname was because i was on the wrestling team. then suddenly everyone was like ‘wow sporty, i cant believe you were named after a car.’ i got that nickname when i was nine.

11. when i was fivei lived in florida for while and my mom was always like ‘look out for all these jumbies!! jumbies eat bad kids who dont listen!’ and at random times she or one of the other people living with us would go ‘a jumbie is coming!’ and i would curl up into a ball and cover my ears and hold my breath bc. Fear. my most vivid memory was going to school with her boyfriend and he suddenly closed the door on us and went ‘shhh… its a jumbie….’ and he went outside to talk to it. after he was done and we where going down the steps i noticed like.. dark green thingys (mulch most likely) trailing away and i did not sleep that night.

12. when i was younger i had this cool car bed that had this storage thing in the front where i kept toys and i would take everything out it when i felt bad and lay down in it. it was orange and always really cool and i took nice in it. i had to give it away at one point so i either slept in the closet or under the bed me and my mom shared.

13. i thought everyone was my friend growing up i would wave to strangers n cops on the street n shit n once i went to a parent teacher conference and the teacher was like ‘your kid has a lot of friends’ and i was like ‘YEAH!! everyones my friend! youre my friend too!’ and she was like ‘im your teacher.’ and i said ‘but youre my friend too!! everyone is my friend’ and her exact face to my response was :/

14. this is embarrassing but i got into anime when i was like six or something bc??? cn would should stuff like naruto and inuyasha and prince of tennis when i got home from school and my mom really liked inuyasha and naruto so she and her friend and her daughter would shit down and watch it with us and… that made me really happy because it was something everyone would enjoy.

15. i broke my ribs reall bad one once and was like. ‘HAH… JUST SOME BROKEN RIBS… WHAT AM I GONNA DO??? CRY ABOUT IT??’ but it was awful i didnt know how to feel better so i just. drank water. jugs and jugs of water which made me feel worse bc i got overhydration headaches and i need to pee a lot and i filled myself up with so much water that if i ate i would not keep anything in. for the next three years i refused to drink water i survived off of soft drinks and apple juice and milk.

16. i drank orange juice for the first time when i was twelve bc i refused to to think anything was better than apple juice. my favorite juice is orange juice.

17. i hated cats at one point wtf was wrong with me.

18. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at one point my uncle found this newborn puupy or something and i made it my Mission to take care of that thing. her name is cinderella and princess fucking hated her.

19. I CAN PURR!!! LIKE MAKE MY THROAT VIBRATE N SHIT. it freaks the fuck out of my friends its hilarious??? i learned how when i got my first cat bc i thought itd help me understand him better.

20. i carry band aids and spare shoelaces with me always!!

um. ehhh… i tag @betanyagito @loveaddictions @nyanth @magiorb @digidayo @hanabira @yaaichi aND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO DO THIS I GUESS

I told you "sign me the fuck up" not "assign me the fuck-up".

I screamed at the guild master, I just joined this guild two weekd ago and this is what happens. I lost 1500 gold, 1500 I repeat 1500, all of it, gone. Why, how? Funny you asked, because this dumbass, sacrificed it all to his greedy ass arcane deity, to defeat a SLIIIIIIIIME.

I want my money back, i said and slapped my hand on his desk, and never pair me up with this.... Thing ever again.

Who? You might think to yourself, who can be so dumb and useless, well he was a short kinda skinny orphaned half elf, dark purple hair, he was like 15, he was adopted by the poeple of this guild and grew up here.

He was also an arcane mage, in contract with seven demons, not just any demons though if that wasn't bad enough, he was in contract with the seven sinful demons in the twisted flesh.

He looked at me so innocently, "it's okay, I understand why someone will hate me, I hate me.", puppy eyes won't work on 28 year old alcoholic lady that kills goblins for a living. But they did, and now we're "team", ugh, how did I, a proud warrior famous throughout the Handora mountains, become a babysitter.

Oh his name Sue Fox, mine is Karen Brown, and goddammit let's get a job already, I need money brat. Sue looks at me with his sad puupy eyes "I mean we can go kill a Goblin gang that's a few town south, that's a 700 gold.", Kill ? Jeez kid, are you really like same innocent boy from 2 seconds ago. He replied nonchalantly "it's just goblins."

"just goblins so it's pkay to kill them." I can see what half of him is the half elf, but I'm not gonna play the moral high ground, I did that myself.

Alright le'ts head there, ahh umm, do I just call you Sue? "Yes, that's what everyone here calls me." alright, we have our gear, food supplies and beanie bags.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? It's me asking not Sue m, I'm NOT used to long trips, we've been walking for 2 days now can we at least sleep?

"No, next town is only 5 hours away." he said like I'm the brat here, who does he think he is? And 5 hours? No way I'm gonna survive that. *SHE SURVIVED THAT*  We arrived at night just perfect, now little boy it's time to rave.

*THEY RAVED*

Well how are we gonna pay, he asked, no money no problem, just watch a lady do her trick, boob flash happpiness punch. *SHE FLASHED HER BOOBS*

now, DIIIIIIIIP. "Is flashing your boobs and running really how you do without money?" if it works why change it, now, how long til we get to the village we need?

"We're already there." that was nice to hear, now let's go back into that tavern and get down to business. Hey sup bartender, we here to kill the goblin gang, could you tell us where those fuckers are? South, alright, kid get ready, it's time for slaughter.

PART 1 is over (don't expect a part two)

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