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hopelesslyromanticshark · 1 month

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HI, HEY, HELLO can i get leo with apollo!fem!reader? (plsplsplsplspls i'm beggin') where she performs a song like solo concert for camp (for inspiration new romantics by taylor swift) and leo is just so in love

i think new romantics is freakingly well describes her personality and exactly the energy that she wants to give to the camp (y'know about circumstances)

take your time, lovely! ♡

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ He Can't See It In My Face, But I'm About To Play My Ace

content: leo valdez x daughter of apollo! reader fic warning: language, i believe, but that's about it!! author's note: okay okay, this was the secret fic with the explanation. i do not listen to taylor swift, in fact she's a blocked artist on my spotify, and let me explain why. my best friend is her biggest fan, like huge huge fan of hers. and i love in strange ways. my least favorite colors, colors in which i refused to buy anything in, are the favorite colors of my loved ones. because i associate them with those colors and see it as their thing. and id know how id feel it someone was trying to take something i viewed as mine, i guess??? its the same way with music. i feel like if i become a huge swiftie, then we're competing and i dunno. it sounds stupid writing all this out, BUT me and her have had talks about it and she understands and tbh, that's all that matters to me lmao. sooooo yeah that's just what i wanted to say and i wanted to say it here with the fic because i think it would have been strange as a sort of stand alone comment, ya know??? anyways, to surmise, nothing agaisnt taylor swift, huge fan of her like as a person or human being, but unwilling to listen to her music because i love people weird. okay okay im done ranting lmao (also i shouldn't have to clarify this but i will; IT IS NOT FOR PICK ME REASONS FR IF I HAVE TO BEG A MAN TO PICK ME BY BEING QUIRKY I DO NOT WANT THAT MAN)

admittedly, it had been a stupid bet to take. but the stoll's were egging her on and she really wasn't one to let clarisse of all people walk all over her. plus, she had some minor confidence in the athena cabin to keep their flag out of the ares cabin's grimy hands. apparently, it was misplaced. but, really their were worse bets she could have lost, like shaving her head or getting a tattoo, all bets the stolls have had to follow through with.

"can't wait to see your next show, songbird," clarisse mocked playfully as she marched past with her siblings, laurels proudly set on her curls. you sighed, sticking your tongue out at her back. and really, you weren't sure why you were complaining. you loved to sing! but, it's probably tied to the fact that you hated to lose. then, you started to plot, growing more excited with every passing second.

no one said this bet had to be a bad thing.

leo knew something was up from the moment he sat down for lunch. he could just sense it in the air, glaring over at the stoll's suspiciously. they shrugged and leo couldn't quite tell if they were playing innocent or truly were innocent. damn hermes genes. then a beat started playing through the pavilion, everyone looking around in confusion. chrion and mr. d both stood from there seats, also glancing around in confusion.

"what-" mr. d tried but then you were standing from your table, a played up face of confusion plastered on your face. leo squinted suspiciously at the girl of his dreams, having already caught on that this was her doing from the twinkle in her eyes alone. that twinkle that had his stomach doing flips and his lips curling upwards.

"hey, what's going on?" you called over the music, trying to hide your smile as one of your other siblings shot up from his seat.

"i dunno, y/n, maybe someone lost a bet?!" he called, the apollo cabin giggling among themselves as though they were in on an inside joke. and while the rest of the cabins weren't entirely sure what was happening, they couldn't help but smile and laugh too. except for chiron and mr. d, who were growing increasingly more upset at the interruption to their lunch.

"miss l/n, if you will-"

"oh yeah. i did!" you cheered before using one of your sibling's hands and pulling yourself up to stand on the apollo table, eyes scouring the crowd before pulling a microphone to your lips.

we're all bored we're all so tired of everything we wait for trains that just aren't coming we show off our different scarlet letters trust me, mine is better

as per usually, y/n was an amazing singer with a natural stage presence. she was dancing while singing, her siblings doing some choreographed moves. following the end of the first verse, some sunkissed hands shot up and tugged at the girl's sweatpants and baggy shirt, ripping it off to reveal a sparkly, frilly, and short dress that had leo questioning if he needed to take a 'bathroom break' during the performance.

we're so young but we're on the road to ruin we play dumb but we know exactly what we're doin' we cry tears of mascara in the bathroom honey, life is just a classroom (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

y/n now moved from where she was dancing on her father's table, with the help of her siblings. she was now, basically, prancing around the dining pavilion. clearly, a lot of planning went into this, as the apollo cabin perfectly presented their camp necklaces whilst y/n sang about life being just like a classroom. the group had now danced it's way to jason's table, who looked at the group with a raised brow, causing y/n's giggles to waver her voice in a way that had leo falling deeper in love with her.

'cause baby, i could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me and every day is like a battle but every night with us is like a dream

whilst singing about bricks, the apollo cabin presented them to jason, who in turn laughed and shoved them away kindly. this caused an uproar in the pavilion, laughter spewing from most everyone's mouths as someone (leo) had made them aware of jason's past with bricks. you patted the ares cabin as you raced by, singing off battles that was met with kind hearted 'boo's. then, whilst singing of dreams, you dramatically draped yourself across the hypnos table, clover hovering a bundle of grapes over your mouth like you were a goddess. which leo was starting to come to the same conclusion as you shot forwards and caught one between your teeth, quickly swallowing it as your next verse came up.

baby, we're the new romantics come on, come along with me heartbreak is the national anthem we sing it proudly

we are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet baby, we're the new romantics the best people in life are free

by this point, you were waving over at the hermes cabin, which leo has vague memories of being on your capture the flag team last time, who pretended to be surprised before shooting out of their seats and joining in the flash mob. they weren't nearly as fluid as the apollo kids, but their atrociously bad moves brought a lightheartedness to the whole thing. long ago, chrion had given up, sitting back down and enjoying the show like the rest of the campers. but poor mr. d was attempting to chase the flash mob, which they must have predicted as lou ellen, another capture the flag member of the losing team, shot her hand out and caught y/n's, the girl disappearing for a moment before reappearing, this time standing proudly on the ares table.

we're all here the lights and noise are blinding we hang back it's all in the timing it's poker he can't see it in my face but i'm about to play my ace (ah)

y/n danced around on the ares table, hopping and skipping as they pulled their plates out of the way. she made an exaggerated movement towards her wrist while singing about timing, though there was no watch there. then, seemingly from nowhere, she produced a playing card, holding it proudly up in the air between her two fingers so that everyone could see it.

we need love but all we want is danger we team up then switch sides like a record changer the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey, most of them are true (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

with a wink during the final line, y/n threw down the card. a puff of smoke quickly covered the ares table. when it cleared, the girl was gone, along with the rest of the flash mob. everyone looked around, knowing it wasn't the end, many refusing to be jump-scared by a stupid flash mob. then they came running back, basically flooding the pavilion with how many of them there were.

'cause baby, i could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me and every day is like a battle but every night with us is like a dream

baby, we're the new romantics come on, come along with me heartbreak is the national anthem we sing it proudly

once more, y/n waved another group over to join in the dancing and fun. this time, the aphrodite cabin bounced out of their seats and raced to join shouting about heartbreak just a little too loud. and you were smiling so widely that leo couldn't help but smile too, completely enamored by the shameless daughter of apollo.

we are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet baby, we're the new romantics the best people in life are free oh-oh (oh, oh, oh-oh, oh) so, come on, come along with me (oh, oh, oh-oh, oh) the best people in life are free (oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

the third and final group was summoned, annabeth proudly pulling her siblings up from their table and linking arms with you and piper. percy was laughing loudly from his lonely table, clearly unaware that this was going on, let alone that his girlfriend was involved. then, with another clasp of lou ellen's hand, you were gone. only to appear before leo, standing on his father's table, your eyes darting around until the landed on leo, who swallowed thickly at how pretty you looked in that moment.

please take my hand and

you presented your hand to leo from your higher position and he wasn't even thinking twice before grasping it and allowing you to pull him up to stand on the table as well.

please take me dancing, and

without needing to be prompted, leo spun you and you blushed, which was blurring due to the spinning and leo just barely caught on that it was happening. you then, subtly, pulled him towards the edge of the table, the boy too starstruck to notice until you rested a hand against his heaving chest, the only thing between our lips was a couple of inches and your bedazzled microphone.

please leave me stranded

you punctuated your words with a push against his chest, sending him falling backwards safely into the arms of your siblings. you couldn't help but laugh at the shocked look on his face and leo couldn't help but look at you like you were the whole world, the only thing that'd ever matter to him, and so much more.

it's so romantic (it's so romantic) (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #hoo #pjo #heroes of olympus x reader #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez

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lucinatta · 17 days

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GIRL OK I'm going to vent. If u want to read that'd be great cause I want to know if I'm in the wrong here lol. It's long tho so no need <3

Last monday was my birthday, it's a sucky day to have as a bday so what I did was invite my friends over for dinner on sunday, wait till midnight, blow the candles, eat some cake, open presents, and send everyone on their way at about 1 am so all of us could sleep relatively early. These were like, my "important" birthday plans, because they happened on my actual birthday. I invited my closest friends + 2 girls my friends have been dating for about 7/8 months, because a) I like them! and b) I knew they were spending that weekend over at my friends' places anyway so bringing them was easier than not.

Context for later: The 2 friends with the girlfriends are male, those are the only 2 partners that are external to the friend group, there's 9 of us, and we've been friends for about 10 years.

Anyway, so when I set that plan up on the gc, I explicitly asked both my friends to bring their girlfriends. They told me they would, they did, everything went great. After sunday's plan, I proposed we go out to dinner and then for drinks this saturday so I could have like proper bday plans that don't get cut short because everyone has to get up early for work. Everyone said they could come. Great, no issues so far.

Issues start yesterday, in a gc I'm NOT in that my friends made so they could discuss my present for sunday + a surprise cake (that now I know about lol) for saturday. This is not uncommon, we have bday groupchats for everyone in the group. One of my friends (girl) proposes the surprise cake, and apparently one of my male friends says that his gf can make the cake (as a gift) because she works as a baker. My friend (girl) says that it's not a good idea, since it be weird to have her make a cake for a plan she's not invited to. Apparently this caught both my male friends off guard, because they were under the impression that both their gfs were invited and had already told them about the plan. Now, to be clear, I didn't invite them and at no point did I imply they were invited. Not necessarily because I didn't want them there specifically, but rather because I wanted a night out with just my friends. These 2 girls come to a lot of our plans as a group, but when they do it's because we either tell them to, or our friends ask if they can come. NEITHER OF THESE 2 THINGS HAPPENED!! I want to clarify though, I didn't and still don't feel strongly about them not coming, and if it had been up to me, I would have liked both my friends to reach out to me and let me know that they had misunderstood, that they thought the girls were invited and that they had already invited them, and I would have told them to bring them!! like it really wasn't a big deal. Instead they got upset and told their girlfriends that they couldn't come because I DIDN'T WANT THEM THERE, which sounds sooooo much more drastic than what it actually is. So I find myself in a very shitty situation with NO WARNING (because again, this started in a gc I'M NOT IN!!!), when one of my friends sends me this really long message about how sad and hurt he is and asking me if I'm mad a him or his gf or whatever, and how he had hoped that I would think of her as my friend after all this time. To clarify she's not my friend, she's my friend's gf (that I really like!!), and "all this time" is 8 months lmao. Now these 2 girls think that I hate them, and I have to apologize for something I DIDN'T DOOOOOO. Like this wasn't my misunderstanding, I wasn't even on the gc!! and like what options do I have, realistically? Telling them to backtrack and invite them back gives major "you can come, IF YOU WANT" vibes and I hate that, and telling them that, no, they're not invited sounds like I don't like them or want them there. Like both my options suck.

Things have smoothed over now with my friends but I know they're mad about their gfs being hurt and SO AM I but like, it's not my fault!!! They (my friends) assumed they (their gfs) were invited when they weren't!! But again, it wasn't something I felt strongly about! like honest to god idk why they didn't just tell me they had invited them because they thought they were invited before stirring the pot behind my back. Now everything's a mess and things are tense because the rest of the gc sided with me. And I'm not gonna lie I'm kinda mad that they made this my problem on my bday week. Like couldn't you have waited a week to bring it up?? Anyway that's it lmao

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mattodore · 2 months

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okay so because previous anons asked about sex, I wanna ask about aftercare, how they act after sex? oh and i’m curious how their sex life change after being together for a while

xoxo <3

their aftercare isn't always aftercare-101, if i'm honest. theo is very bad at it and doesn't really... ever... do that for matthias. and matthias may be very good at giving aftercare but theo is incredibly resistant to it. i mentioned earlier that theo really gets off on praise, but... he also flinches away from it. he's so twisted up about so much of what he wants and he's really, uh... well. he makes it really hard to get close to him and offer comfort despite how much he desires it. matthias can't say certain things without scaring theo off (and i mean, like, theo will quite literally run away), so he has to talk around what he wants to say and what theo needs to hear to prevent theo from bolting before he can bring him down.

matthias takes a long time cleaning theo up and massaging his muscles after, and he'll hum or talk to himself in polish so theo knows he's still there touching him (but isn't stirred before he comes to himself on his own by english he can understand). when he's finished, he'll ask theo very simple yes or no questions that let matthias know how theo's feeling without outright asking how he's feeling. he also checks on theo throughout the day, but he has to be even more subtle there or theo starts to feel smothered. is your body okay? do you want me to get you dressed? does your head hurt? do you want me to read to you? he focuses on asking about the physical and what theo wants to do rather than theo’s emotions. matthias has learned that asking if theo's feeling okay after is a quick way to trigger a very, very negative response in theo. it's one of the reasons why i think matthias is constantly asking theo in the heat of sex how he's feeling, because that's when theo is so preoccupied by the physical aspect that the emotional effects leak out without him fighting to keep them in. it takes a few months for theo to get comfortable with the feelings he has after sex with him before matthias can really give him proper aftercare. that’s why the sex they have early on is never anything too crazy. matthias coaxes theo into a better place first.

i also think it’s important to clarify that it’s not like they’re always having kinky sex. still, theo usually needs physical touch after vanilla sex as well. matthias himself always craves conversation afterwards, so he waits for theo to stir awake (because he often falls asleep after sex) or come back into his body fully to talk to him.

as for changes to their sex life after they’ve been together for awhile… i believe i've talked about this before, but their sexual dynamic turns on its head after a few years. theo starts to take control of the reins and gets more comfortable asking for and doing what he wants. with theo he just has a lot holding him back and it's only after he's grown as a person and worked past a majority of his intimacy issues that he can act on the desires he's been burying waaay down. there's a sort of brattiness that theo starts to have a lot of fun with during sex—a lot of pushing and prodding, withholding, insulting... matthias is having the time of his life lmao, like he loves being challenged and pushed around. matthias takes on a more submissive role during sex as they age, which is fun for him. plus it's kind of the dynamic they've always had outside of sex anyway. of course, there are never any set roles in their sexual life so i'm not saying that it's always like that, but theo enjoys telling matthias what to do and how to do it. they have a lot of fun with it.

#river dipping #asks #anonymous #oc extras #nsft #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #finally done..... actually patting myself on the back for being able to answer all of these in a day and a half like #normally being asked anything abt my ocs takes me forever to get to bc i just take everything so seriously #......................................exhibit a: this reply jnjhkjfnghk #my ocs are just really complicated so i feel like i have to really expand upon each new bit of information #like theo is NOT ! well adjusted in the slightest #and while matthias can read people very easily it doesn't mean that there aren't times where he messes up #theo is very closed off and he will lash out at the slightest thing that spooks him #and he also... is not really experienced in having good sex yk? so he's so bad at aftercare which i guess is like. well.#good thing your partner is someone who's used to being left to his own devices after experiencing major physical and emotional stressors #matthias can usually take himself out of a scene just because of the nature of his past...#but i think theo does pick up on what matthias does for him after awhile and he tries incorporating it into 'aftercare'#but................. i don't think he really understands what all he should be saying and doing for a few years like not until he's #domming matthias more frequently and has taken the time to look at The Internet lmao jkfjnhkjn i imagine it shocks him a bit #matthias may be good at sex but he does have his blind spots and those normally involve himself… so he never told theo that what he does #for him should be reciprocated………… additionally matthias is very much a giver not a taker #like he doesn’t expect or even really want theo to ask how he’s feeling. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t need that.#….have been rereading this for the last thirty minutes idk why this is what i’m like Yikes ! about responding to 😭#whatever post ‼️ theo isn’t good at sex i’ve said it before who can be surprised he gives zero aftercare

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voxofthevoid · 10 months

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hello omg I’m super delighted to have you here in the goyuugo fandom and I SO can’t wait to read your fics of them (PLUS your thoughts on goyuu that you post here on tumblr)!!! the interesting premise of each fic got me buzzing, chewing glass and punching the wall when I was saving all of them for later. oh I’m gonna be eating so good when I have the time and I’m in a good headspace where I can savor the fics the way they deserve to be. thank YOU ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

also I just wanna share the way I was instantly filled with even more glee to know that goyuu/yuugo is the only gojo ship you’re into… I was like, “YEEESSS!!!!!” 🫡🙇‍♂️🤩🥳😌🙏🏼💯❤️‍🔥 all’s going according to plan 🤩 lmao but it’s true, I’m happy about it cause same!!! extremely based of u, really.

btw, I would like to kindly recommend you to use yuugo as a tag if their dynamics are top yuuji/bottom gojo, most particularly on ao3! there’s a top yuuji/bottom gojo tag in there hehe it’s just so people who prefer that dynamics can search for it easily and people who don’t go for that dynamics won’t get landmined without them knowing! 💛 as for me, I like both dynamics so I’ll definitely enjoy anything you put out!

anyway I hope you’re having a lot of fun here in the goyuugo fandom and hope that you’ll continue to find it fun here!! ❤️‍🔥

(you don’t have to reply to this ask at all btw!! just you reading it is cool!)

Thank you, anon! I'm in this corner of JJK to stay for a while, judging by my current word count, so you'll see me haunting the tags for a long time. I'm glad you're happy to have me there! And it's lovely to hear that you like the fic premises.

Haha, yeah, goyuu is the only Gojou ship I like, though I'm prone to writing other Yuuji ships alongside goyuu. I shamelessly play favorites. Well, there's also Gojou/Gojou...does that count?

Re the tags: It's not that I'm unaware of their existence, I'm choosing not to use them.

The goyuu/yuugo distinction (and similar ones for other anime ships) is an Eastern fandom feature rather than a Western one in my experience, and while I can tell there's some bleedthrough these days, I'm still more used to a single ship name being common on the Western side. While I appreciate the specificity of the Eastern style, I prefer the uniformity of the Western one. Links to my fic are tagged with 悠五 on Tumblr for extra organization, but other than that, I don't use "yuugo" in any meaningful sense.

I haven't tagged who tops or bottoms (or switches) in my Ao3 fics since 2018 for reasons that can be summed up as "some shitty fandom attitudes/behaviors pissed me off." That's not going to change. I understand having strict preferences, and I encourage people who don't want to read top!Yuuji x bottom!Gojou to avoid my works; however, they don't need me to tag top/bottom for this. All my fics are rated as "explicit" and tagged with "anal sex." Readers with strict preferences can (a) avoid fics not tagged with t/b entirely, (b) Ctrl+F for "cock" or "dick" to see who puts it in whom, or (c) ask me outright.

I understand that you intended this as well-meaning advice, but my tagging practices in general have been put in place after a lot of thought and for particular reasons. The best part of Ao3 is that it lets writers present their fics how they want. Mine have enough information to allow people to curate their experiences, but the specificities of that information cater to my standards. To go by your metaphor, there are no landmines here, but I expect people to watch where they step carefully.

That got a little long, but I see this question often, so I wanted to clarify. I guess I can just link this ask if someone asks again.

Thank you again! I hope you'll enjoy the fics if you read them 💙

#anon #i love my anons

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tickling-giggles · 2 years

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Ello ello so I wanna request lee!gakuho maybe, sorry awkward lmao

Loosen up

A/n: Nahhh I’m slow I was half asleep when I first read the ask and thought it said bakugou. 😭😭 Also you can not tell me that they all have a bestfrenemie type relationship IDC IDC YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND.

TW:Swearing, Alcohol, Drinking, And ofc Tickling

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Gakuho was currently upset because he heard students walking past complaining. How E-class looks like more fun than what they’re doing.

“ITSSSS FRIDAY GUYSSS Y’KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSS” Irina giggled contained with excitement as she burst into Gaku’s office seeing her other two coworkers. “Umm oh yaaaaay weekend time?” Karasuma tried to guess Not really.

“OOOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW slumber party” korosensei wiggled his tentacles in excitement. “Uh—well no but we can come guysss you don’t remember” Irina began to whine. They all looked at eachother confused. “Where supposed to go drinking as an reward you know that fancy bar yeah that’s where we’re going” Irina squealed.

“That shits boring” Gakuho bitterly answered. “Wow what’s up with you Gaku?” Karasuma asked genuinely concerned. “Gakuuuuu come one you promised.” Irina pouted as she started tugging at his sleeve. “Yeah and plus it came be BOrInG if you suggested it” korosensei teased a bit.

“No piss off”. He ended up going. “They had gotten to the bar they had their own little room to themselves and a device to order whatever they like. “Gehee this is so exciting” korosensei immediately picked up the tablet. “Hey I want to see too Irina leaned on korosensei trying to see the menu. “OH I WANT THIS” “ME TOO AND THIS ASWELL”korosensei and Irina started tapping ordering stuff like there was no tomorrow. “Come on guys hurry so me and Gaku can order” Karasuma smirked.

🍣After ordering🍺

“Oho maAn that was good I might have another” Irina soberly chuckle before reaching for the tablet. “Yeah me too Gehee” korosensei looks at the tablet again with Irina.“So you gonna keep up the act or what?” Karasuma turned his head toward his friend. “I don’t know what your talking about” Gaku side-eyed him. “Man it’s crystal clear that your upset I know that something had gotten to your head just don’t know what” Karasuma clarified.

“Tch just drop it I’m so over what the kid said anyways” Gaku scoffed as he chugged some more of his beer. “So someone did say something what was it?” Karasuma asked. “Nothing I said just drop it” Gaku tries changing the subject.

“Awww what’s wong GaKuu” Irina drunkenly crawls next to him. “Don’t e saddd” korosensei jumped right next to him. Them to trying to cheer him up by stroking their hand on his face like a cat was slightly tickling his next. “Pfft G-guhuys come on knohock it off” Gaku lightly squirmed around in be tween his yellow and blonde friend.

“Noho your saddd” Irina looked up at him before looking back down. “Wait wait wait Gaku are you ticklish?” Karasuma asked. “Noho I’m nahat w-would you gehet these idiots offa mehe” Gaku had started to giggle more.

“Hmm if ya don’t tell me what’s wrong I’ll have them tickle ya” Karasuma grinned evilly. “Drop it” “alright don’t say I didn’t warn ya” Karasuma smirked. “Hey Irina, Gameshow little Gaku here is ticklish we should totally find out where” Karasuma smiled at him.

“Oho really nohow” korosensei used one tentacle to keep his wrists together. “He’s still said that’ll really help him become happy so do ya worst” Karasuma pulled the table back to give them enough room and then sat on his shins. “I swear if any of you tickle me I will WAHAIT—“ Gaku attempted to threaten before Irina started liglty clawing his right side while korosensei grazed the other and Karasuma lightly squeezing his lower thigh

“guhuhuys nohoho stohop ihit” he began giggling. “You wanna talk or are you still feeling bratty” Karasuma boldly teased. “Yeaha not if you still sad then no” Irina slowly became more herself. “Yeah Gaku don’t be stubborn” Korosensei leaned in near his face. “Ihi’m nohohot nohow quitehehe”

“heheheEHEEHy KAhaharasuma dOHOHont” his squeaky laughter slowly rise as Karasuma squeezed his hips a bit. “Oho too ticklish there noted”

“Hmmmm what if it’s his ribs” “Or his armpits” Korosensei and Irina smiled earning an reaction from Gaku even though neither one of them has touch either one of those places. “NohOoho DOhoHoOhn’t” Gaku anticipation was getting the best of him. “Ahh yu guys ready 1…………2……2 and 1/4…. 2 and 1/2 ….2 an—“ Karasuma slowly counted just to mess with Gaku.

“JUuhust dohoHo it”

“Okay you asked for it not”

“GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHO GAHAHAHAD”

“Gehee wow You are so loud Geez people are gonna think we’re torturing you” korosensei striped face teasing the life outta him.

“IIHIHIRINAHAHAA NAILSEHEHEHHEE BAHAHAHAD”

“Aww you can barley get out a sentence this must really be taking a toll on you” Irina cooed. “Oh well his funeral” Karasuma shrugged his shoulders as he moved one hand off of his hip and started raking at his thigh.

“AAHAHAHAHAA KARAHAHAH*snort*KARAHAHAHSUMAHAHA YOHOHOU JEEHEHERK”

“Wait did dihid you just snort?” Karasuma asked as he lightly giggled ignoring the insult and acknowledging that fact that he just snorted. “OMGEEE WAIT DO IT AGAIN KARASUMA” Irina begged.

“NAHAHAA KARAHAH— GAHHAHAHAHA KOHOROSENSEI ITS SOHOHOHOHO BAAHHAHAH*snort*BAHAHAHAHAD”

“Gehe his highest rib is mega ticklish and the dips off his underarms” korosensei noted. “OH OH LEMME TRY” Irina getting so giddy about his snorts. “GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOHOU*snort* TRYNAHAHAHAHA KILL MEHEHEHEHE”

“Maybe— ooooh how all three at the same time” Irina looked at both Karasuma and korosensei.

“Yohohou arehehe trynahahaha fuhucking kill mehehe”

“Gehe hey if I recall you told us to ‘do it’ referring to tickles” korosensei chuckled. “Ready 3 2” not finishing the countdown which threw off Gaku.

“GYAHAHAHHAAH IHIHITS SOHOHOHO*snort*BAHAHAD AHAHAH FUH*snort*FUHUCK YOHOHOHOU ALL AHAHAHA”

“See now that’s not nice” Karasuma teasingly pouted.

“YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*IHIHIHILL*snort* IHIHILL DIHIHIEEHEHE “Gaku shrieked.

”Excuse me! we don’t aloud child’s play in here I’m afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave” the waitress burst into the room before kicking them out.

“Greahat nohow we gotten kihicked out ”Gaku whined in embarrassment. ”Dude I can’t believe you let a random kid get to you” Karasuma shockingly responded after he told them while collecting there belongings as they gotten kicked out.

“Yeah that’s shocking coming from you buttt on another note I want to hear more snorts when we get to your place” Irina teased wiggling her fingers at him. “GOHOD NO” Gaku immediately ran next to Karasuma as a shield.

“Gehehe it’s your fault we got kicked out so I think Miss Irina is right Gehe” Korosensei chuckled and teased right along with Irina. “Karahasumaaa help mehe” Gaku whined.

“Ah well i do agree your laughter was quite intriguing” Karasuma smirked as he cracked his fingers. Which had trigger Gaku to run as fast as he can to his house with all three of his friends chase right after him.

#kiara writes #tickle fic #anime tickling #tickle asks #lee!Gakuho #Ler!korosensei #Ler!Irina #Ler!karasuma #assclass tickles #assassination classroom tickling #assclass tickling

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occasionallykettle · 2 years

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it's been longer than a month since some of the cast were shown reacting to mike's monologue but i still want to briefly talk about it because i found the comments of all things oddly hilarious 💀💀

on the surface, we can tell that finn is cringing so hard at the scene. i don't know if that's just him cringing at his own acting or him cringing at the writing in this scene.

i think the other actors' reactions are kind of important as well though? because they obviously don't want to make a jab at finn's acting, but they don't seem thrilled about it either? like they're all sort of just looking at it... but the comments (OH GOD. THE COMMENTS.) seem to think that everyone is so deeply moved or something, which i disagree with completely. to me it just looks like they are all trying to not cringe visibly. caleb literally goes "aww" in a mocking tone after seeing that finn is cringing as well.

alright. the comments. i swear, the comments made me so irrationally mad, even i'm embarrassed about it. the GA/delusional mildsauce shippers (if you told me 6 years ago that i would be calling milkvan shippers delusional in the future, i would have punched you in the face and not believed you) has just hopped into the comments and saying things like "wow, that 'you're MY superhero' line was so deep and it really shows how mike feels about el 🥺🥺🥺" and i just have to. take a few deep breaths.

first of all, they argue that that this... advances milk&oreos' relationship? and when byler shippers in the comments said "el doesn't want to be a superhero", they say that mike was talking about el's personality being a superpower or something, when that was literally the exact opposite of what that means.

and then someone under the comment "the 'you're my superhero' line was a great improvisation from finn" said that... get this... milkvan is such a power couple. I AM SCREAMING. ON THE FLOOR. LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WATER IS COMING OUT OF MY EYES. they are the complete opposite of a power couple. they disempower each other in so many ways, it's unhealthy and toxic. mike became an ass towards all of his friends after spending time only making out with el in season 3, el didn't even know what she liked at the time. she had such a better time with max, and was basically glued to hopper and mike before that. and not to mention, mike wasn't even the one to help el in this scene. it was the sight of max almost dying that gave her the power to get rid of the vines. so where is the power? in what world are they helping each other?

oh my goodness, i searched up the definition of a power couple (just to be sure) and one of the answers was "a couple that compliments each other's strengths and supports each other's individuality". holy shit, that is insane how that's the exact definition of what milkvan is not.

what i love the most though (this time for real)? the bylers in the replies providing analyses. for almost every shitty mildsauce comment, there is an in-depth analysis on why whatever that milkvan said wasn't true. i love that. and the most in-depth analysis i found from milk&oreos/GA's side was basically just "we can see that mike was oBsEsSeD with el from season 1 🥺🥺🥺" (no. i'm not even joking. they literally said that mike was obsessed el since season 1, obsessed being in caps.).

SURE bud, this mike wheeler was 100% in love and obsessed with el in season 1.

ALL IN THE SPAN OF 1 MINUTE 💀💀💀 once he thought that el wasn't useful anymore, he was not hesitant to start getting pissy towards her. yeah, totally obsessed...

wait. there's more.

i'm sorry for this long post, i just got pissed after seeing the comments and wanted to rant somewhere lmao

anyways, i just think that some midlevens are kind of becoming a bit delusional now? they are quite clearly making up things that just aren't true just so that they can call milkvan a healthy "power couple" (that comment will never not be funny to me). i'd like to clarify that this is not all mildsauces, just the ones that make up things and post them in youtube comments in an attempt to prove byler wrong.

#byler #byler proof #will byers #i know what you are mike wheeler #byler evidence #anti m*leven

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viscountessevie · 2 years

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This is another anon. But if it's specified that it's a dark!AU why is still deemed offensive?

P.D: I'm sorry I hope I don't sound passive aggressive eng is not my first language and I didn't know how else put it

Hello there! Do not worry about your phrasing at all, you're fine and your English is great!! Thank you for waiting btw I ended up falling asleep before I could answer this 💀

I think you may have missed some of the posts in context to the Dark AU. So Mimi @gisellecygnets - where this fic discussion originated from - has since deleted all the asks about the Dark AU bless her and she explains in this post why and I give my take on why the Dark AU from those anons were harmful:

More Under The Cut:

Basically that's the post that started it all ^^ and while it started out pretty innocent, like "What if Papa and Mary Sharma had to get married out of convenience because Mary got preggers with Eddie before falling in love or a proposal." [Mimi goes more into it in the post so do check it out!]

The part that made me uncomfortable is how quickly that concept evolved in a more sinister manner and there were different Dark AUs popping up and it all ended up making Papa into a murderer and both him and Mary into kidnappers?? And those were the first asks I read at 6 AM IN THE MORNING when I first opened Tumblr so it was disturbing to say the least. And it was the way a certain racial group was portrayed compared to their white counterparts, it was just disheartening to read. This is a romance show after all, not a true crime drama lmao.

I'm just really glad that after Mimi and I talked it through, she was happy to shut it down as well since she didn't agree with the darker versions.

As I say in the post above, Dark AUs can be great if written well with nuance rather than just making the characters extremely OOC and cartoon-like villains. I also talk about the villianisation of The Show!Sharmas in this Bridgerton Fanfic Discourse tag if you'd like to check it out!

Hope this helped explain why that particular Dark AU was upsetting and offended/made a couple of us Desi fans really uncomfortable to see Papa Sharma and Mary portrayed that way as well as seeing extreme harm come to Mama Sharma - this was something I missed pointing out in the OG ask. It's bad enough Mama Sharma is dead but to have her killed so brutally?? Oof was not fun to read on my dash.

[Again to reiterate to everyone who reads this and may want to send an ask telling me I'm policing fics and ideas: I am absolutely not, everyone is free to do whatever they want! I am just pointing out how triggering some ideas may come across, making people feel uncomfortable and it feels like an unsafe space. Which is why I'm thankful that Mimi did eventually make the decision to take them down (I really wouldn't have minded them being up, I was planning to block the Dark AU tag anyway) and this made me feel a little more safer on her blog!]

Thank you for reading everyone and I hope this clarified and answered your question, anon!

#Bridgerton #Bridgerton Fanfic Discourse #The Sharmas #Mimi Tag #Bridgerton Asks

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it does make sense :) again, i have absolutely no problem with waiting, you take your time and i’ll be patient :) okay, now i don’t know what exactly happened or what has been said, so i think i’m in no position to give you advice for this particular situation, but i do have some thoughts on this (and if you don’t want them you’re more than welcome to ignore whatever comes next! i am not the person you want advice from, believe me haha). so first of all, i think in general you’re allowed to feel whatever you want about any situation, there is no right or wrong to feelings, they just happen. if you feel lied to, deceived and humiliated that’s okay! that’s the way you experience it! there’s not a single person out there who has the authority to tell you whether or not your feelings are appropriate. and i believe if *insert thing that happened* hurt your feelings, which it did, you’re allowed to express that and bring it up. people have said things to me as a joke for example and it really struck a nerve (i’m thinking of a particular nickname someone called me once right now), so i just said “hey, i know you didn’t mean to but this really hurt, could you maybe just…not?” and to them i was probably overreacting and “blowing things out of proportion” but i felt hurt, so i brought it up and it fixed things for future me. now, whether or not you actually *want* to have a discussion with that person is something you should decide for yourself. it’s just that i think you shouldn’t base that decision off of feeling like you’re overreacting or being too much. okay, i don’t know if any of that made sense and i certainly don’t want to overstep…so please, if any of it doesn’t sit well with you just ignore it! i have no idea what’s going on and i’m just vaguely assuming stuff!!

sounds absolutely wonderful! ;) aaahhh i don’t know haha, i’d love to stay awake for once but it’s just that being comfy + background noise = sleepy :)) you’re absolutely welcome to join me napping haha :) okay, it’s probably just me but i find subtitles (in any situation) kinda irritating to be honest, i get so focused on trying to read them that i can’t really watch the film anymore. so i’d much rather watch them in english with you than have *insert my native language* subtitles on :)

Thank you🥲you’re so sweet😭. I’m feeling less sensitive about the whole situation now, I think part of it is not knowing if I was allowed to feel those feelings towards the person they were aimed at? I guess the whole situation brought back memories of when our relationship was bad and toxic? It felt like I was back to being a kid walking on eggshells and being lied to and laughed at all the time? It’s weird and hard to explain. The feelings I felt were real or whatever, but it’s the doubt about if I was maybe reacting more to the stuff from the past? I dunno. And I probably won’t talk about it with her, not because I don’t want to, but because I know she’ll take it as a personal attack if I do lmao. So to keep things civil I will let it go I guess. Anyway, thank you for talking to me about it, I appreciate having other points of view on it, so thank you❤️also I’m proud of you for telling whoever called you the nickname that you didn’t like that you didn’t like it (that was so hard to word omg🤣). That’s super brave and I’m glad it stopped them from calling you it. You definitely didn’t overstep btw, it was all very good advice and I appreciate it a lot🫶🏼

Hehe cute. But also understandable! Perfect conditions for napping. Would be rude not to nap😂. Uh oh… our first disagreement… I’m an avid lover of subtitles… we are incompatible now unfortunately😔 …joking obviously😉. But that’s so valid btw, I know a couple people who don’t like subtitles for the same reason. We can watch it without subtitles then😌(although I do want to quickly clarify so I don’t sound like a dick, that I meant the actual film would be in your language and the subtitles would be in English! I’m not that mean and force you to read the subtitles haha).

#a sweetheart has stumbled into my asks!

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Hello!!!! I very much enjoyed the chapter update. Thank you so much for sharing this story.

I am processing so many emotions right now, it was so intense. I feel for my poor babies.

I was wondering who did you fancast for James? His he the same age as Kate?

And just to clarify in chapter 2, K+A are both 22-23 yrs old, right?

Also, I just want to say that I am fascinated by how the emotions are vividly portrayed. Without telling us explicitly what is going on, we felt the thread and the underlying tension within the dialogue with the characters (I don't know if that make sense). For example, the whole Kate/Benedict conversation, I am super fascinated by how their relationship did evolve during these 5 years; he seems to have been such a supportive person in her life and the person who know her best and her secrets (probably because they both were the closest to Ant?).

I wonder, why does everyone doesn't want Ant to know about [redacted]? Maybe, I misread that. Does Violet and the other kids know? I guess that it is because he is going through PTSD and the family want to protect him as he is trying to rebuild his life. But, I wonder, if knowing about [redacted] could give him hope and something to hold on to?

Kate is bottling up so many emotions, it feel like she is going to explode.

I spotted an infidelity tag (YES PLEASE and WHEN??).

Anyways there are so much more that I want to comment on but I will leave it there and wait to see how it will all unfold. All that to say, that I adore your writing, it is suspenseful, full of nuance and very evocative. I feel like I am in a movie where the characters have so much secrets and trying to control their emotions before shit hit the fan (if that make sense) LOL. I am living for it!

Anyways, I am so invested.

I hope irl get better for you. Take care.

Hi babe!!

I'm sorry, I don't know why I've done this to them. I promise it'll be okay though!

I don't have a specific fancast for him actually, it was mainly features that stood out to me and I wanted to make them the opposite of Anthony's. So I kind of left it up to the reader to conjure an image of their own. I also didn't spend too much time on it because he really won't be featured THAT much, but if I come across someone I think fits, I'll let you know! He's three years older than she is.

At present time they're 25 and 26.

It makes sense, I just can't believe anyone would think that of my writing lol. Even though I absolutely love both writing and sharing, I'm always second guessing myself, so this truly blows my mind and when I say that means the world and matters so much to me, it really does. ❤️

Aside from Edwina, Benedict is her best friend. He's been her rock throughout the 5 year gap and has been someone she can lean heavily on because, as you said, they were the closest to Anthony. The three of them spent a lot of time together, so he understands her better than most and she feels safe talking to him about anything. I do plan on bringing in more of their dynamic as the story moves along.

So, it's not that they don't want him to know, it's just too soon. He's only just returned, and not only is he coping with everything he's been through, he now has to relearn how to live a normal life. To throw something that huge and life altering at him at this stage now would just be cruel and unfair for all parties involved. It all stems from the deep need to protect, largely on Kate's part. But it will give him strong purpose and a bigger reason to be present.

And yes! everyone knows and has been very much involved.

Girlie is going through it. She's got a lot on her plate!!

LMAO, soon! I'm trying to be realistic with the pacing and don't want to rush into anything too soon. The tension has to build a bit before it completely shatters, you know? I guess it's kind of a slow burn, and I like writing teases, but not at a snail's pace. I'm too impatient for that shit lol.

Ahhhhh!!! I don't even know what to say, just know that I'm sending you so much love right now. I will literally remember this forever.

Thank you for reading and also taking the time to write one of the nicest messages I've ever received.🥹❤️

Thank you, love!!

#asks #my heart can't handle thissss!!!!

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sleepymarmot · 2 years

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Obi-Wan Kenobi, episode 6

This is just an anime battle. Obi-Wan remembers the people he wants to protect and levels up in an instant. Very weird to see in an American show from an American franchise.

Alright, when Anakin’s voice said “Anakin’s gone” I got chills. Wise of the show to remind us what his voice sounds like so that this moment would be unmissable.

Obi-Wan king of making the same mistake twice. His presence reduces Darth Vader to a lonely kid again and he just. Takes the words Anakin uses to lash out completely at face value. Like. I can’t believe all of these gifsets showed “I did” and left out “The same way, I will destroy you!” which, along with the tone of his voice, really clarifies the intent. This is the last scrape of agency he has. He needs to believe he did this to himself, he chose this, he wasn’t just a pawn who lost everything for nothing. And Obi-Wan doesn’t fucking get it. Truly this is hopeless. It takes a Skywalker to know one. And now we’ll cut to Tatooine to see how the fuck the only person who can solve this survives to do so. Nice sequence, by the way. Show us how Obi-Wan fails and then remind us of the person who won’t. And by now I truly can’t tell if this scene is absolving Obi-Wan of his lie to Luke, or condemning him even further by giving him the opportunity to do what he demanded of Luke and fail to do that for the second time. There are two solutions to this problem. Try to save him or try to kill him. For the second time, Obi-Wan chooses inaction. (Good thing he is in Star Wars, not Mass Effect; making a similar choice by accident cost me the galaxy in that one.) Now he doesn’t have the excuse of shock or urgency; he’s had time to think and he chooses the same thing. Well, at least this time he only turns his back on the galaxy, not on his former friend burning alive. (Which the show did not address enough.)

(Btw, the lighting looks great, but I can’t say I’m excited if it is really supposed to color-code how we’re meant to judge the truthfulness and moral correctness of every line in this exchange.)

Why does Reva wants to kill Luke anyway? She knows he’s important but she doesn't know he's Anakin’s son, right?

This doesn’t make a lot of sense. She says she failed her classmates by not killing Luke like Anakin killed them... Then she is horrified by the idea she became like Anakin. Hold on, you just said that’s what you were trying to do! At least she made the big decision fully by herself instead of being convinced by the Light Side White Man. I still don’t get what she knows about the twins and how. Did she somehow deduce that both Leia and Luke were Anakin’s kids... right after Leia slipped away from her?

And of course episode 6 is built around the parallels with Episode VI. This show’s entire structure has been echoing the two trilogies, but here it is the most prominent. One half is about Anakin peeking out of Vader’s mask and Obi-Wan being put in a situation Luke will be in the future but retracing his own steps from the past. The other is a villain from the Dark Side, Anakin’s mirror, decides that Luke will not die today.

Vader: He will not evade me again. And then he did! For like nine more years.

“Perhaps your feelings for your old master have left you weakened.” The ship manifesto screenplay strikes again lmao.

Vader, half a minute after That Rant: “Kenobi means nothing”. I already had that post about Anakin and never not having a master in his life in my drafts waiting for a re-reblog, now I really need to bump it up. Like it’s not an accident that the same word was just used! Vader confirms his commitment to the new master over the old one; on the other side, Obi-Wan insists that both he and Reva are now “free” of their obsession with Vader. Well, that's one way to find closure, I guess. Or, to be more precise... Obi-Wan, who is on the Light Side, and Reva, who abandons the Dark Side, get their closure by letting go. Anakin, who stays on the Dark Side, cannot let go, but is forbidden to acting on it — instead of closure, he gets despair.

Good moms show support for their children’s aesthetics and hobbies, such as: armed resistance against the oppressive state!

Alright, I laughed out loud at Leia seeing the man who saved her life and focusing on her pet droid (who nearly got them all killed) first.

Ooooh here comes the shitty overly gendered line! Oh fuck they played one of the classic themes during it. How dare they manipulate my emotions with the music that I don’t even remember the origin of!

It’s a shame Luke doesn’t look like his adult self the way Leia does.

So no final shot of Reva?! *throws phone*

#star wars #kenobi series #blah blah blah

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Ok so of course it couldn’t go off completely without a hitch because it is ME we’re talking about here lmao. So they were about a half hour behind schedule, right? So I’d been waiting about 40 mins, drinking water, panicking. So I had to go pee. I simply had to. And when I got back in my room there is Ben freaking Barnes’ face up on my Zoom WAITING FOR ME. GOD. THE SHAME. Anyway he was really cool and funny about it. When I sat down he said, “Well, hello,” in like a scolding, teasing, you-were-being-naughty voice, and he was laughing and I was laughing so in a way it’s good this happened because it broke all the ice IMMEDIATELY. He then told me, “I LOVE your hair.” Just instantly and with such emphasis. A WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was blushing so much please????

He asked where I was and I thought he meant like... the room I was in. Because we have a homemade arcade machine in the office right behind me and people always comment on it on Zoom calls so we talked about that for a second and then he clarified like where I am geographically and I said Louisiana and he went on about how he loves New Orleans (SAME, MARRY ME!!!!!!) and it’s one of his favorite places in the world and he started to tell me some story of visiting Nola with his parents and then cut himself off and said, “You don’t need to hear this story,” and internally I was screaming, YES I DO I NEED TO LEARN EVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT MY FUTURE IN-LAWS. Then he mentioned the Creole food and the street music and I used this as an opportunity to gushingly tell him he would fit in great there because he’s such a brilliant musician. I hope he appreciated that lmao.

Then he asked how I was doing and if I had questions. I answered honestly: that I was still kind of freaking out that I was late to this huge moment I’ve been looking forward to lmao. He laughed it off and said it was ok and they would add more time at the end (I was honestly less than one min late).

So I just told him I was a huge fan, had followed his work a lot over the past two years but first discovered him when I was a teenager working at a movie theater and saw Caspian and loved it, how I would drag my friends to watch it between busy times on the clock. He said he was jealous of my movie theater job and that he was a waiter at an Italian restaurant back then and hated it, and I concurred that service industry is the worst lol.

I told him the Darkling was my favorite character and that he gave us book fans everything we could want and more, and thanked him for his thoughtful portrayal and for caring so much, and he seemed really grateful and sweet about it.

Then I said that my question was about books, and that I was an English professor. He was really surprised by this and asked, “Really????” So I said that I taught at my local college and in a lot of ways it’s my dream job to be able to teach the stories I love. And he sort of spaced out for a second and then was like, “I’m sorry, I’m just thinking about how much I love that you said that. That you have your dream job. That’s amazing.” LISTEN, it took everything in me not to instantly propose marriage at this moment like I was tearing up ok. I LOVE THIS MAN.

So anyway, I said, “I bring all this up because I know you were also an English lit major. So English major to English major, what’s you’re favorite book?" And he launched into this great talk about Atonement and how it makes him cry (Jesus save me, I was smiling so hard right here to hide the tears lmao) and then talked about this book called Birdsong that he’d done a stage adaptation for, and said that was probably his favorite. Then the lady tried to cut us off and end it, but he said no and asked for ME to recommend a book to him. The first one I could think of that I’d read recently that I think he might like is The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue so I went with that. And he wrote it down.

Then the moderator lady who showed up did a screenshot for us, and I asked if we could pose with “Darkling hands” like that scene in the Fold. He said yes! I am allowed to post that so I will when they send it.

Then HE thanked ME as if he didn’t just singlehandedly fill my body with enough serotonin for a lifetime, said, “Kristen, you’re such a sweetheart,” and left. And now I just have to try to... go about the rest of my day as if THAT didn’t just happen. Wow.

Tbh I’m so insanely grateful because I only paid for one meeting, which is three mins. But he talked to me for six mins!

I didn’t think I could love this man any more than I already did. AND YET

#i'm literally weeping rn #like crying over how much i love him #ben barnes you are my everything #also for legal reason the in-laws joke is in fact a joke i'm happily married to my poor suffering husband #who is currently laughing his ass off at this whole thing and my absolutely starstruck existence rn #bin bons #the sacred texts!

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strawberrymilkgeorge · 3 years

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Part Ten. Faces

warnings: swearing, hate comments word count: 4.1k (not including pics)

behind the screen (irl dream x f!reader) series masterlist ultimate masterlist

A/N: sorry its late!!!! this feels rushed but i was just too excited to get to some parts!!! also i have had some parts written out for SO long that they dont even feel cute to me anymore so im literally praying to every deity rn that you guys think its cute lmao anyway enjoy!!!!

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It had been about a week since Karl's slip up but everything was already more normal than Y/n had expected it to be. Of course, George, Sapnap and Quackity were all very understanding and gave her space while simultaneously reassuring her that she was safe with them. She fully believed it too, she knew she was safe with them and they weren't going to tell anyone her name.

The one unusual thing was now she had a heavy guilt, like someone dropped another sandbag in her stomach, every time Dream texted her. If the others knew, it was only fair that she tell him her name too, right? I mean, it's Dream. Dream! The boy who had quickly slipped his way into her life and, though she wouldn't admit it to Karl or Naomi, her heart.

But how? Does she just come right out and say it or wait until it gets brought up? She hadn't practiced telling anyone her name because she wasn't planning on doing it any time soon. Though, maybe she should have been seeing as she was going to see them all in person in a little over a month.

Regardless of the guilt, Y/n had other things to worry about today; Quackity was coming to visit. Karl had picked him up from the airport and the two of them spent all day catching up and doing who knows what but Y/n still hadn't met him. She was scared. She wasn't scared of Quackity, but scared because it was the first time one of her online friends would be able to put a face to her name and voice.

Y/n shuffled across her living room rug and reached for her phone on the coffee table, looking for some sort of distraction while she waited for them to arrive.

Y/n rolled her eyes but smiled, shaking her head as she threw her phone on the couch. Okay, he's right. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be great. It's just Quackity. If he said anything rude or annoying or anything she could literally just step on him like a bug.

A sharp knock on the front door of her apartment snapped her back into reality. She shook her limbs of nervousness as she made her way to the door, two familiar voices begging to be acknowledged from the other side.

"Let us iiinnn!! Y/nnn!!!!" Karl whined.

After countless times asking the same question, she finally convinced Karl that she was okay with him using her real name in front of Quackity. He clearly still felt guilty about telling the boys her name, asking her multiple times in different ways whether he should call her Y/n or Bugsy in front of the guest. She finally got it through his head that she didn't mind either way.

"Hold on!" she yelled back. She unlocked the door and swung it open to see Karl and Quackity. "So impatient."

"Holy shit, you are tall! Goddammit, I thought that was a joke!"

Y/n laughed shyly at the greeting, looking at Quackity like he was crazy. "Hello to you too. Tried to warn you, dude."

"Yeah but, damn! You're tall and attractive, what the hell?"

"Dude," she said with a warning in her voice. She thought the flirting on Twitter was funny, but in real life she got embarrassed easier and wasn't a fan. "I'm about to kick you out of my house before I even let you in."

This was weird, meeting Quackity before meeting some of her other friends. She loved Quackity, but she had known George much longer and Sapnap even before that. There was no problem with meeting Quackity, she just had no idea how to act since she felt like she hardly knew him.

"Am I allowed to tell people that you're hot?" he asked as he fell on her couch, Karl following right after.

"Quackity!" Y/n yelled, her face heating up at a compliment. "Seriously?"

Karl cackled and shoved Quackity. "Shut up, Alex! No, you're not allowed!"

"Sorry, is that compliment reserved for Dream?" He cackled at his own joke and Y/n's face heated up even more.

"I seriously will kick you out of my house."

"You wanna be flirty on main but not in real life?" Quackity scoffed.

"I'm not flirty on main, you are!" she laughed. "Seriously, don't."

"Okay, sorry, I'll stop," Quackity promised with a laugh in his words.

The three of them fell into easy conversation, mostly because Karl and Quackity were already comfortable around each other at this point. They eventually decided to go to the mall, just to mess around and do something.

*reminder: covid doesn't exist in this fic bc we only want happy things so ignore their masks :P*

Y/n frowned as she unlocked her front door, staring at her phone. She had been so happy with all the fans freaking out about the meetup so she looked at the trending list, expecting to see a flood of keyboard smashes and happiness, but that's not all she ended up seeing. BUGKARLITY was trending, so she scrolled through the tweets and was upset to see not all of them were positive. In fact, when she typed her name in the search bar, lots of the tweets using her name were rather mean.

A few that stuck in her head called her an attention whore and said that her friends only flirted with her because she paid them too. Who on earth would even do that? Some hurt way more than others but she tried to push them aside. It wasn't like this was the first time she had seen comments like this, but they had only gotten worse since her Minecraft date with Dream. She was worried it was cause more hate for her friends and the last thing she wanted was to be the cause of their own hate.

She typed several different messages to Dream, deleting them all after she reread them. She felt like she had to request the same thing from him in a different way. Maybe because she felt like his words meant more, even if he really was just joking like the rest of them. She decided to call him instead of texting.

"Hi!" he chirped happily from the other end.

"Hi, Dream," she said as her chest filled with something warm at the sound of his voice. "How are you doing?"

"Good," he dragged out the word. "How are you?"

"Okay."

"Just okay? What's up?"

"Um," she started, immediately forgetting the words she decided she'd use. "I just... would you mind, uh, not flirting with me so much on, like, Twitter and streams and stuff like that?"

There was a silence before Dream's frantically apologetic words came through. "Yes, of course, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. If I had known I was making you uncomfortable, I wouldn't have—"

"Wait, no," she interrupted but he must not have heard.

"—said things like... oh gosh. Bug, I'm really sorry—"

"Dream!" she raised her voice, getting him to stop ranting. "You don't make me uncomfortable."

"Oh. Really?"

"Of course not. I actually think it's really..." Cute? Adorable? Endearing? "funny," she decided.

"Oh. Then why...?"

She sighed heavily and explained what she told the others. "So, yeah. I just don't want you guys getting hate because of me so I figure if you stop then... you know."

"Bug..." he said gently. "I'm really sorry. I promise you that I don't—none of us think those things about you."

"I know."

"No, seriously," he said, clearly not believing her. "You need to understand that I..." he paused. "I mean what I say. Always."

Always? she thought. There's a few things he's said that certainly he didn't really mean... like calling her cute?

"I don't joke around like that unless I want to. I wouldn't say things like I say to you unless I really, really, genuinely considered you a close friend and felt comfortable around you. And I do."

Her heart swelled. "Thanks, Dream. I just... maybe don't do it so much for right now? Online, at least," she clarified, not wanting to deprive herself completely of Dream's flirting.

"Yeah, if that's what you want, of course."

"Well, I don't want you to stop flirting with me but, yeah."

He chuckled. "Oh, you do like when I flirt with you?"

She hummed and changed the subject. "Did I interrupt you doing anything?"

"No," his teasing voice dropped and was back to his regular self. "I'm just editing the video we filmed the other day."

"Oh, the 'Minecraft, but you can't touch the floor'?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"Oh," she said, not meaning to sound disappointed. "I'll let you get back to it—"

"No. I mean, you can stay on the phone. Unless you're busy."

She smiled and put her phone on speaker and set it next to her foot on the floor. "I was just gonna paint. So I can stay."

Before she knew it, almost two hours had passed of them sitting in comfortable silence, occasionally speaking to share something with the other before going back to their tasks. It was comforting knowing she didn’t need to speak constantly and could just hang out with Dream.

Y/n's phone rested on the floor next to her, Dream on speakerphone on the other end, only the sounds of his keyboard clicking letting her know he hadn't fallen asleep or hung up. She wasn't sure when they started doing this, staying on the phone even when they had nothing to talk about, but they had done it a few times before. They had talked on the phone and Discord many times but it was usually always with purpose, not usually this silently-enjoying-each-others-presence nonsense. Who was she kidding calling it nonsense, she enjoyed it an embarrassingly insane amount.

She repositioned so she was laying on her stomach as she finished sketching an image that was in her mind.

"Hey, you still there?" Dream asked softly.

"Yeah. Sorry, am I taking away from your sitting in silence time with George?" she joked.

Dream chuckled lightly. "Nah, you're more fun. I was just seeing if you ditched me for Karl yet."

"Nah, you're more fun," she mimed truthfully. "But I'm very focused on this drawing."

"Can I see it when you're done?"

"Don't expect too much. It looks bad."

"If you don't tell me what it is, I can't know how accurate or inaccurate it is."

"Very true..." she trailed off, holding the canvas further away to examine it all at once. She wanted the sketch to be perfect before she made permanent choices with paint. She enjoyed the serenity they maintained even when talking, voices low and delicate like they were keeping secrets but not quite whispering. "Are you almost done editing your video from the other day?"

"Sorta. I'm at the part where you and Sapnap almost died laughing because a ghast knocked George into lava and then Sapnap laughed so hard he fell into lava."

She chuckled, remembering the situation vividly. "That was so funny. The way George screams is so funny."

"Let Naomi know that," he mumbled, causing Y/n to gasp.

"Dream!" she laughed loudly and he joined.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's true though."

"Disgusting!"

A distant voice sounded on the other end and she assumed it was Sapnap. "What do you want for dinner?"

Dream responded with a soft, "Nothing, I'm good."

"Are you talking to Bugsy?"

He must have responded physically because the next sound was Sapnap's very clear, much more lively voice speaking directly into the phone. "Hi, Bugsy!"

"Hi, Sapnap!"

"Can you tell Dream to eat some damn food? This man literally hasn't eaten a single thing all goddamn day."

"Dream," Y/n scolded slowly. "Please eat."

"I'm not hungry."

"I'm not showing you my painting until you eat."

A door closed on the other end and she took that as a sign that Sapnap had left.

"I don't wanna see it anyway. It's probably trash."

"Take that back!" she gasped lightly. She looked at the canvas as she grabbed the first paint color and laughed. It was only a sketch and it was already trash. "Fine, then I won't go on the trip if you don't eat in the next ten minutes."

"That's punishing yourself too though."

"Who says I want to see you?" she asked.

"I never said anything about not seeing me being the punishment."

She had been caught. "It was implied."

"Sure it was."

"It's true though. Who says I wanna see your stupid face?"

He didn't say anything, but an incoming FaceTime call lit up Y/n's phone. A FaceTime call from him.

Her smile dropped. "Clay?"

"Answer it," his voice was lower and her heart started beating faster. Was he really about to show her his face to prove a point? Reveal his biggest secret that only a few close friends knew? To her of all people? She made sure she couldn't be seen in the small window and pressed accept, the voice call ending and the FaceTime call starting.

To her surprise, what came into view wasn't his face, but the logo of the hoodie he was wearing, the simple smile of his merch taunting her. She laughed, the anxiety slowly fading away as it was replaced with a heavy feeling in her stomach. Was she disappointed? Maybe a little, but he teased her into believing she would see him.

"Oh, wow! Dream face reveal! He looks just like his icon, no way!!!"

His chest moved up and down as he laughed, not moving the camera away. "You heard it here first, guys! You've known my face all along, the logo is actually my face!"

She laughed and returned to painting, not paying any more attention to her phone since he was now also showing his ceiling, a small corner of his monitor in frame but nothing else. "I mean it though, if you don't eat, I'm going to be so mad I won't even want to be friends anymore. Or you'll die from malnourishment before we get the chance to meet."

"I doubt it. I'm just not hungry."

"Whatever."

"Oh, hey, so you met Quackity today. How was it?"

"Very scary."

"Yeah?" he asked sympathetically, urging her to explain if she wanted.

"Yeah. But it turned out okay! He didn't act any different so it was fine. It was mostly just awkward. He's also so freaking loud. You would not believe how much louder he and Karl get when they're together."

"I can imagine. Aren't they doing a stream right now or something?"

"Yeah, I think so. I don't wanna watch though, I've had enough of them for the month."

Dream laughed. "How will you deal with them together for New Years'? It'll be for like two weeks."

"Who knows if I'll actually go?"

"Wait, what?" he asked abruptly, not even bothering to hide the disappointment in his voice. His keyboard stopped clicking and she could picture him staring at his phone as if looking at her. "Of course you're going."

"Not if you don't eat food! You have, like, 3 minutes to eat something until I officially am busy doing other things whenever the trip is."

Dream groaned and clicked a few things on his computer before the image on the screen became blurry as he walked through the house, still pointing it at the ceiling. She looked away again and kept painting.

"Quackity's really funny though," she continued. "It was super awkward at first but it was fun to have someone else to help me make fun of Karl."

"Wait, Bug," Dream called out over the sound of wrappers crinkling.

"Hm?" She hummed, continuing to paint.

"Bug," his voice was much softer and he sounded nervous.

She looked at her screen and dropped the paintbrush as she focused on what she saw, grabbing her phone and holding it closer to her face so she could see, still making sure she wasn't in view. All the anxiety from the beginning of the FaceTime suddenly came back and hit her like a truck. Sitting on her screen, waiting to be seen, was Dream. His hood was up, tufts of blonde hair sticking out, and he was standing with his back towards a dark room, the dim light from his pantry making his face just visible.

He held up a cookie in front of his actual, real face. "Are you watching?"

"Y-yea... I... Yeah. I'm watching. Is that really you?"

He nodded once before shoving the cookie in his mouth. "There, I consumed food," he announced, his voice muffled by the cookie. "Now you're legally obligated to come."

"I—What? CLAY! WHAT?"

"What?" he asked innocently as he chewed, walking back to his room and still holding the phone up to show his face. His room light was on, making his face much more visible. If Y/n thought he was attractive in the harsh pantry light, he must have looked like a god in his room lighting, even as pixelated as he was due to the quality of FaceTime. He fell on his bed and Y/n could only gape at his features. He slumped against his headboard, surrounded by roughly a thousand pillows, sporting a small, shy smile as he stared at the screen. "Bug, what?"

She opened her mouth but no words came out. Needless to say, he was unbelievably handsome. Part of the speechlessness was from the shock that he showed his face out of the blue, but obviously, the majority of it was that he was pretty much the most attractive person she'd ever seen. It should be illegal for someone to look that good in a hoodie, especially when pixelated.

"Hmm," he hummed thoughtfully. "Wanna take back what you said earlier?" He bit into another cookie.

"W-what did I say earlier?" Why was she stuttering???

"You said you don't wanna see me and that I'm ugly," he teased.

She paused for too many seconds too long before finally muttering, "you arrogant son of a bitch." He laughed loudly at that.

His eyes crinkled and he threw his head back. So that's what he looks like when he wheezes, she thought to herself, pretty.

Dream shuffled his position on his bed and rested his head on one of his hands. He looked so comfy. "Why are you so quiet, weirdo?" he mumbled.

She set her phone back down and touched her cheeks with her hands and looked away for a moment, grounding herself to the real world for a second. She couldn't process her thoughts when she was staring at a man as gorgeous as Clay. "I don't know, maybe because you gave me no warning before showing me your face? Or because you failed to mention that you're incredibly hot?"

She was so glad she had looked back at her phone or else she would have missed the glorious sight of his cheeks turning bright red before he turned the camera back to his ceiling. "Oh my gosh."

"Aw cute, I made you blush."

"Shut up," he mumbled. "You threatened to not come if I didn't eat something!"

"You didn't have to—you showed me your freaking face just to prove you ate a cookie!! DREAM! I would have believed you if you just said you ate something!" she laughed breathlessly, staring at the phone now for a chance to see him again. "I was joking anyway!"

"Sure you were."

"I was."

"Well, oh well. You deserved to see me anyway."

"Oh, I deserve to see you?" She laughed. "How big is your ego?"

"You know what I meant," he groaned. "You got doxxed by Karl and you met Quackity in person. And you've clearly had a bad day because of all the hate and stuff. You've done a lot of stressful things recently and you deserved to be let in on a secret too."

He was so sweet. Like, tooth-rotting, Halloween candy stash hidden under a kid's bed, upset tummy sweet. She also couldn't get over the fact that he was a million times cuter when he was shy like he was being now, his voice soft and unsure. It contrasted vastly with the confident, loud-mouthed Dream everyone usually saw, though she liked that Dream too. She wished he could show his face for just one more second to see what he looked like shy. Probably sickeningly adorable.

This was it, wasn't it? The chance she had been waiting for to tell him her name? He just let her in on his biggest secret, now he was the one deserving to be let in.

"Y/n," she said with a confident, but soft voice.

There was a long pause. "W-what?"

"Y/n."

He understood the second time immediately. "Y/n..." he tested, the smile in his voice clear as day. "I like it."

"Yeah, well, I guess you deserved to know the secret too."

"I would have been content never knowing."

"Really?" She didn't believe him. He seemed like the type to never be satisfied, always looking for something better. Not in a greedy way, but in a motivational, goal-oriented big achiever way.

"Really," he hummed. "I already feel like you're too good to be true so I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't a real person."

It was silent as she tried to collect her thoughts.

"Bug? You okay?"

"Yeah, I... it's just a lot."

"Sorry."

"No, it's not you. Well... I don't know. I just don't know what I'm supposed to say when you say things like that," she admitted.

He paused. "I think you always have the perfect responses when I say things like that."

"What do I usually say?" She smiled shyly, pulling her hoodie up to her lips.

"You usually call me a nerd or say you can't stand me. 'Oh my gosh I cannot stand you'," he mimicked before laughing.

"What? How is that the perfect response to you saying you can't believe I'm real?"

He hummed and she could practically hear him shrugging. "Because it's a classic Bug response. It's a hundred perfect you. So yeah, it's perfect."

She was silent, trying to compose herself before she exploded.

"By the way, check Twitter."

"Why, are you bragging about me calling you hot?" she teased, hoping to make him blush like she had earlier. It worked.

"Oh my gosh, no. Just look."

She clicked her home button and navigated to the app, her feed instantly flooding with the same similar messages.

"Oh, my gosh," she muttered, her fingers flying away as she typed out her own tweet in response to the love.

Dream chuckled from the other end and when she asked him why, he vaguely said that George texted him but didn't explain further.

"Um, I have to go," she said mournfully. "Karl and Quackity are coming over again."

"Booooo," he pouted.

"Sorry, you aren't the only man in my life," she teased before instantly regretting her choice of words. Too flirty, Y/n, she thought to herself.

"Hm, shame. Am I at least at the top of the list?"

She bit her lips, wanting desperately to repeat what she had told him on their Minecraft date. In the end, she gave in. "I always mean what I say too," she started. "You're my main bitch, baby."

Dream made some sort of sound, a mix of a scoff and a whine but Y/n didn't comment on it, just glowing with heat in her cheeks.

"Leave before I don't let you," he said softly and the heat only grew.

"Goodnight, Dream," she pressed, the tone in her voice letting him know he was being a tease. "Thanks for... thanks for your tweet. And for everything you said earlier."

"Of course. Sorry that you have to see those kinds of things a lot."

"It's okay when I have people like you."

"People like me? What does that mean?"

"Just.... people like you." Cute, sweet, kind, genuine people who make her heart flutter.

She could hear his smile in his words and she figured he knew the unspoken words in her thoughts, the ones she was saying without saying. "Okay. Goodnight, Y/n."

"Goodnight."

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Modern!Eren Jeager Relationship Headcannons

Modern!Eren Jeager x reader

a/n: I love this little shithead. These are just some headcannons of how I think it would be being in a relationship with modern!eren. Just to clarify, the characters are always aged up and in unversity if it’s a modern!au unless otherwise stated!! Please enjoy and feel free to come in my inbox and share your Himbo!Eren thoughts😩

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Ok, for starters, Himbo Eren Supremacy!

Eren might not be the uhm smartest, he’s kind of a big cuddly idiot, and he is big and respects women -> Himbo!Eren

Anyways

Being with Eren means having a box full of ridiculous hand made gifts from Eren that he insists on you keeping for sentimental reasons, no matter how senseless they are

They’re usually really stupid and cheesy letters he writes on a torn piece of notebook paper while he’s in class when it’s especially boring him

They’re not even coherent thoughts on the paper sometimes

“Hi :) I’m sitting here feeling like I’m going to pass out from how boring this class is, and we’re supposed to be taking notes but I think I’ll just copy them from you or Mikasa later though hahahaha don’t! Tell Arma Armin! He’ll just yell at me :( unless I tell him I like his new haircut maybe which i actually do by the way it’s funny my hairs long now and his is short 1. Oreos 2. Milk 3. Shampoo 4. Hand sanitzer sorry I need this stuff and I would forget if i didn’t write it down. I bet you look really pretty right now :) in my head I’m kissing you teehee”

And every other part of the paper that isn’t filled up with his rambling is stick figure doodles of you two kissing and holding hands and one of him and jean arm wrestling but don’t ask him about it, he lost in his head this time so he’s gonna work out more later sdfnarfn

You have hair ties littered all over your place it’s ridiculous

You find them literally everywhere - probably cause he likes to fling them across the room and see how far he can get them when he takes them out of his hair, he will be stealing most of yours if you use them

He love love loves when you run your hands through his hair and massage his scalp after he takes his ponytail out

He almost immediately lays face down in your lap and groans while he moves around to get comfortable

If you don’t immediately start he’ll just look up at you with a little pout and move one of your hands to his hair and raise his eyebrows at you, waiting for you to pamper him

Loves being pampered and will definitely let you do his nails just to feel your soft hands on his - and cause he likes the way you always rub lotion into them after

Very touchy boy, I HC his love language being Physical Touch, hence how bad he loves being pampered

He loves when he comes out of the shower and comes to lay down with you, all sore from practice - it’s Eren, we know he play’s SOME kind of sport - and your hands start working all the knots out of his back and neck, working their way to the top of his shoulders and squeezing while they drag down his biceps all the way to his hands

Kiss his knuckles and he WILL melt

He never feels more loved than when you’re taking care of him like that, and let’s be honest you don’t mind running your hands over his toned body either

He loves pampering you as much as he loves receiving it, too

Loves rubbing your legs while he lays between them with his head resting on your midsection

His hands are rough due to years of abuse from playing sports, and they feel so good when he’s squeezing the muscles in your calf life that

Sometimes if you’re feeling sore, he’ll help you stretch your legs out

He’ll be sitting back on his knees by your feet, your legs spread in front of him. He grabs your left leg by your calf while he inches forward to lean above and bring your leg up with him, stretching your knee to your ear. The hand that’s not locked on your calf is resting by your head with his face mere inches from yours, his hair tickling your cheeks. You’re like that for a few moments before he leans in and ghosts his lips over yours, abruptly shifting up and kissing your nose instead. “Other leg!” jackass

He would love giving you back massages too oh god, and I mean like proper back rubs.

He’d have you laid out on your bed while hes straddling your from behind and pressing his fingers deep into the sore tissue there - sometimes you fall asleep and drool a little and he finds it so cute

He just loves loving up on you, period

On another note, he wouldn’t just steal your hair ties if you had any, he’d steal everything LMAO

Your hand lotion? He pockets it cause it just smells so good and always had his hands feeling soft whenever you let him use some. And why would he go and buy it if you have some?

Firm believer that y’all share everything

He’s stolen lotion, gum, socks that barely fit him, chapstick, lip scrub, pens, highlighters, literally anything.

And once you start to notice he’s all, “What? We’re in a relationship, partners are supposed to share everything. I mean, you steal my hoodies!”

“Eren, you give those to me cause you said it makes our relationship more ‘official.’”

“Ok, well that’s beside the point. All I’m saying is I don’t see the big deal. You’re more than welcome to take any of my stuff you like!”

Which is a nice thought except for the fact everything he has at this point just seems like more shit he’s stolen from you

More on his hoodies, he goes absolutely bananas seeing you wear his hoodie

He seriously gets so giddy and feels like his hearts gonna explode

He always smiles all big and wraps his arms around and lifts you into the air - it does not matter how big you are he’s going to do it

“Hiiii cutie.” He always says this and then buries his face into the crook of your neck and places sweet kisses there. Then he stands up straight and pulls the hood onto your face and tightens the strings, making it all scrunch up, sadly no he doesn’t care if your hair is done or if you wear glasses, he will do it regardless

One time you were a little grumpy with him from playing games with “the boys” for too long and neglecting you of some attention, so to apologize he just brought you a hoodie with some of his cologne sprayed on it -i just know he smells great- and put it on you and held you and pressed just so many kisses to your face and said sorry over and over again until you were giggling and gave in

He loves when you sit in his room with him while he plays games on his pc with his buddies definitely a PC gamer cmon

However, he will get more embarrassed than frustrated if you hear Jean teasing him cause he’s lowkey trying hard to impress you akfergirgu

“D’ya see that babe? I got first place with the highest kill count and the least amount of respawns 😏”

“Yeah I did Eren, that’s awesome buddy.”

He’d just smile and spin back around in his chair feeling all prideful pls protect him

If you join in teasing him he WILL pout after and you WILL have to make him a grilled cheese as your form of an apology

He will eat it in silence, look at you and try not to smile and just roll over and sigh SO loud

“I guess I can forgive you.”

Please he’s such a brat, but he’s your brat

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he’s such an idiot and I jus wanna hug from him and to wear his stupid hoodies 😪 I hope y’all enjoyed! Feel free to browse my blog or pop into my inbox! Love u cutie

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BnHA Chapter 317: My Boy Was Just Like Me

Previously on BnHA: AFO randomly blew up Lady Nagant as a good reminder of why you should never make a deal with this fucking guy, smdh. Hawks was all “well if it isn’t my two best friends, Deku and Lady Nagant, both of whom I respect and love tremendously.” Everyone was all “??” and Horikoshi was all “shh... just pretend” because it was too embarrassing for him to admit that he forgot to write a couple of set-up flashbacks I guess. Anyway so Hawks got Lady to tell them where AFO was hiding out, and everyone said goodbye to her and Overhaul, who never did get to see his boss (sorry buddy, I’ll send you a vial of my tears in the mail), and headed out to a house in the woods. AFO was all “hello Deku :) :) it sure is fun making you suffer :) :) :) anyways this is a trap”, and blew up the house. Yeah, we all here are getting reaaaaaaaal tired of your shit, AFO.

Today on BnHA: The Hawksquad and Edgeplatoon meet in a warehouse and are all “what should we do about the fact that everything sucks?” Mt. Lady is all “here’s a thought, what if we tried battling AFO with more than six people.” Hawks and Endeavor are all “great initiative, but just a friendly reminder that our friends also suck and would probably betray Deku which would suck further still.” Shouto is all “ANSWER THE PHONE DAD” and Endeavor is all “[IRONICALLY DOESN’T ANSWER THE PHONE].” Meanwhile over in Sadtown, capital of Sadland Prefecture, Japan, Deku is all “All Might, as you can clearly see I am completely fine and good, never been better in fact, definitely not caught up in the throes of an epic mental breakdown which is shutting me down emotionally, anyway so on that note I would like to leave you now goodbye!!” All Might is all “[can’t actually form any words because he’s too distraught].” Fandom is all “o(╥﹏╥)o.” Horikoshi is all “(*＾-’) 乃 [pew pew finger guns and barrel rolls into the darkness].”

sweet jesus lord

this literally doesn’t even look like Deku anymore?? this looks like Dark!Deku who shows up to fight you in that one room in the Water Temple. he looks like he’s about to crawl out of my television set and murder me with his psychic powers good lord

holy shit lmao Horikoshi is really just shrugging his shoulders and resolving last week’s cliffhanger with a single line of dialogue

fire is no one’s weakness. idk what other options you’ve got, AFO, but you’re gonna have to go back to the drawing board. maybe try bees or something. I’m just saying. we’re all expecting fire at this point but nobody is expecting bees

anyway so now they’re all sitting in some warehouse somewhere chatting about it I guess. shoutout to Horikoshi for finally giving my man Edgeshot some more dialogue at long last

well, Edgeshot, to answer your question, she exploded. so naturally she’s fine

nah just kidding, Hawks says she won’t be able to help them out much because she’s recovering from being exploded. this is the part where we all ignore the fact that Hawks got set on fire for like a full ten minutes back during the War arc and was only in the hospital for a day. anyways enjoy your temporary plot hiatus Nagant

man there’s a lot of dialogue here and I’m trying to figure out where to insert commentary but it’s kinda difficult lol. basically, Edge and the others are saying that they should gather up the other remaining heroes and get them all caught up on the whole OFA situation. which, hmmmm

like on the one hand, these guys definitely aren’t going to cut it on their own, so it’s a reasonable suggestion on the face of it. but on the other hand, do we really want to entrust the OFA secret to a bunch of other people, most of whom shat the bed during the War arc to be quite frank? is it really worth the additional risk? especially given that any one of them might go spilling the beans to the public -- or worse, betray them to AFO??

also just a quick side note here, Mt. Lady’s character development never ceases to delight me. she’s become so committed to her responsibility as a hero these days, and it fucking suits her. I genuinely consider to be one of the elites now. I mean it doesn’t hurt that all the other elites are fucking dead lol but still

wait what? Death Arms retired??

Death Arms as in the guy who was too afraid of a little fire to try and save a terrified 14-year-old kid who was slowly suffocating right before his eyes?? that Death Arms???? color me surprised. shocked, I tell you

...okay but holy fuck

Death Arms. bro. my expectations for you were low but holy shit. like I’m sorry, but I don’t even have it in me to try and pretend like I feel the slightest bit of sympathy for him or Old Man Samurai or any of those other guys today. thanks for a whole lot of nothing my dude. good riddance

(ETA: so I’m rereading this the next day and realize this comes off as kind of harsh, so let me just try to clarify. it’s not the fact that he’s quitting that bothers me, to be honest. it’s the fact that he’s quitting specifically because he feels like the public is being mean to him. that’s it.

seriously. it would be one thing if he was quitting because he was scared, because now that is human. nobody wants to die, and I doubt any amount of training can ever fully prepare someone to go up against that fear. but the thing is, he never once mentions that, or talks about the danger aspect. instead, I got the distinct vibe from this speech that Death Arms is one of those people who only became a hero because of the limelight. and I just don’t have any patience for that. if all you care about are likes and subscribes then go become a fucking youtuber or some shit. nothing wrong with that! but you didn’t; you signed up to be a hero and protect these people. they gave you their respect and admiration because they trusted you to protect them. and now that they’re no longer in the mood to worship and applaud your every move on account of them being scared shitless because they’re living in the literal end times, you decide to dip. so like okay, fine then. don’t let the door hit you on the way out. anyways lol sorry for the rant.)

anyway so yeah. perfect example of why I don’t exactly have a ton of faith in most of the remaining heroes out there lol. also let me just once again give a shoutout to my best girl Mt. Lady whom I suddenly find myself appreciating all the more

“please calm down makeste. drink some water and enjoy this fresh new jeans pun” listen Horikoshi don’t tell me what to do dammit

fine. it is a nice pun, I guess

-- damn so now Endeavor’s saying that the media is already being fed info by the retired heroes. so for some of these guys it wasn’t enough for them to abandon all the people they swore to protect and to leave their fellow heroes out in the cold; they decided they might as well actively make things worse for them while they were at it, huh. like I get wanting to spill all the dirty secrets from your old job that you just quit, but this isn’t Jeff Bezos you’re screwing over, this is a sixteen-year-old kid

-- like, yes!! this, right here!!

exactly!! let’s not forget that there are already two prior instances of this happening. Endeavor arguably deserved it, but Katsuki not so much

huh. Endeavor seems to have a more optimistic outlook regarding this than I do lol

I mean, this is the same public that didn’t hesitant to blame a kidnapped child for his own kidnapping, and then later on for being the downfall of the Symbol of Peace. but okay then

anyway so blah blah blah, more talk about how they need to use Deku as bait, which basically puts them back at square one, and then they’re all just trailing off into silence and sitting around in the dark lmao this is getting very depressing

SKDJFLSDKJ:LFKJ

SHOUTO?????

NOOOOOOOO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OH HOW THE TURNTABLES OMG. THE GHOSTER HAS BECOME THE GHOSTEE. Endeavor you petty son of a bitch. and what a brutal cut to that flashback too. “let’s stop Touya together” nah Shouto I’ve got a better idea why don’t I abandon you in U.A. and sally off with Hawks and Jeanist to found the “let’s pretend like we’re doing something to help Deku” club, which basically consists of us sitting around making terrible decisions all day long

Shouto, honey. you deserve better my little Coca Cola can. .........but if you really do have something important you need to tell your dad you could just text it to him. all the love and support, hugs and kisses, you’re doing amazing sweetie. but if you need to pass on any vital information you can just write it down and hit send honey that’s all I’m saying love

now he’s getting another call?? -- or, no, Hawks is getting a call from All Might

ARE YOU FOR REAL HAWKS OMFG

so while you all were sitting around talking about how useless you are, the kid you’re supposed to be protecting was battling another hired gun. I see. please pardon me for one second, I have a phone call to make. the phone call is to RockLockRock and Manual. the reason for the call is to apologize for calling them the worst bodyguards ever back during the War arc. the reason for the apology is because it turns out I WAS SEVERELY MISTAKEN OMFG

JESUS CHRIST DEKU DID YOU JUST KILL THIS MAN LMAO

shoutout to Horikoshi for offscreening this fight. we get it, lol. Deku strong and scary, villains ineffectual and feeble, and AFO... [checks notes] yep, still a dick. the angst arc continues

-- the angst arc continues, SIR

jesus christ I may have to rethink all of my opinions about Deku being framed for murder in movie 3 lmao. never mind. he did it, your honor

holy fucking shit Deku. “he might blow up, so please be careful” fdlskjflk jlskdjflk lwkejflk anyway so I’ve decided the explosion running gag can stay, actually

DEKU WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH!!

lol why do I get the feeling some serious shit is about to go down. ALL MIGHT NEVER MIND BACK OFF I THINK HE NEEDS HIS SPACE

OH MY FUCK I GASPED OUT LOUD

NO NO NO. I KNEW THIS WAS COMING GODDAMMIT BUT NO. NEVER MIND, I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT IT, I’M NOT READY TO CRY TODAY

shit. shit shit shit shit and OF COURSE all I can fucking think about is that stupid fucking prophecy and gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Deku please. please please please if you really are going to leave All Might here, please be so very careful in choosing your farewell words to him now because have this sudden horrible fear that this might be the last time you ever see him alive and oh god. oh god oh god

DEKU NO, YOU’RE REALLY NOT!?!?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LESS FINE IN MY LIFE, ACTUALLY????

holy shit. and the fucking callback to the prophecy now. just in case we forgot. WHICH FYI, WE DIDN’T. but that’s basically confirming that this is all still very much on the table and HORIKOSHI NEVER FORGETS oh my god someone please hold me

and the fact that Deku’s flashing back to it now too, though?? because he never forgot either, because of course he didn’t, and now all this stuff is happening, and AFO’s words are getting to him, and this is literally his worst fear come to life and so of course he’s distancing himself from everyone, and now it’s finally come to even this. even the person he admires most

-- OKAY NO, FUCKING COME ON ALREADY I CAN’T TAKE THIS

I GET IT OH MY GOD, I ALREADY UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF THIS MOMENT WITHOUT ALL OF THE DEVASTATING FLASHBACKS THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!! YOU ACTUALLY DO WANT ME TO CRY, HUH, IS THAT IT. THIS MAN THAT HE THINKS OF AS A FATHER, THIS MAN WHO HAS BEEN EVERYTHING TO HIM SINCE HE WAS A VERY YOUNG CHILD. EVERYTHING THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH, JUXTAPOSED AGAINST EVERYTHING DEKU IS UP AGAINST, EVERYTHING THAT’S AT RISK. LET’S JUST PUT IT ALL SIDE BY SIDE. LET’S JUST PILE ON ALL OF THE FEELS

(ETA: just a quick note that even though some of the posts I’ve read have described these as All Might’s flashbacks, I’m pretty sure they are Deku’s. most of these are scenes that only he was there for, so yeah. even though All Might is the one thinking the thoughts on the next page, the flashbacks are what’s running through Deku’s mind right now, and so we’re getting that emotion from both of them, which makes it extra devastating lol.)

wait, what???

WHAT??? do you really think that’s why he’s been so determined to protect you this entire time?? simply because you’re his successor?

-- oh no wait lol I think I got that mixed up, this is All Might saying that Deku feels the need to protect him. well that makes more sense lol

oh my god I cannot

his last words. his last words to him. and we can’t even see if he is smiling, like All Might always encouraged him to do. but what are the odds he can’t actually bring himself to do it. what are the odds he’s actually crying. oh god this scene is going to rip my heart out and STOMP on it in the anime isn’t it. Deku’s VA is going to full on murder me with emotion. not that there’ll be much of me left to murder after the thorough job that Horikoshi has already done here

YOU’RE CRYING. DEKU IS LEAVING ALL MIGHT AND IGNORING HIS OUTSTRETCHED HAND AND YOU’RE CRYING. AND BY “YOU” I MEAN “ME”, FUCK

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope no words just feels just a big ol’ pile of feels. I do not have the strength. future me... [broadly gestures] good luck with all that

(ETA: LOL, WELL THEN.

what breaks my heart here is All Might. All Might, and everything he’s been through, and history repeating itself, and forcing him to live this moment from both sides because he wasn’t strong enough to fix things.

Toshinori had only just turned eighteen when Nana died. like, I feel like we don’t mention this enough. the All Might we know is a sixty-something-year-old man, and so everyone always talks about him like he’s basically been an adult forever. but he was a child when he met Nana. and he was still just a child when she died. barely a year older than Deku is now. younger than Mirio was when we first met him.

and we don’t talk about that. we don’t talk about how devastating that was for him. and we don’t talk about how the reason he grew up to become so reserved and withdrawn -- for all that he always tried so hard to outwardly project the image of a bold, confident, smiling hero -- was specifically because of what AFO did to him. because AFO targeted him in the exact way that he is now targeting Deku. because that’s what he does. he goes after every new user of OFA, and he finds out what’s most important to them, and then he destroys it. and for Toshinori, that was Nana. if you’ve read All Might Rising, you know that AFO basically killed her in front of him (and only killed her, while letting Toshinori and Gran get away). Toshinori (while crying) later says she was like a mother to him. and interestingly enough, during this same conversation, Gran tells Toshinori that he can see “that madness in [his] eyes” when Toshi talks about becoming strong enough to defeat AFO. madness in his eyes. sound familiar??

what’s happening to Deku now is the exact same thing that happened to Toshinori when he was a boy. AFO tried every bit as hard to break him as he’s trying with Deku now. “the path you’ve chosen is a thorny one. every battle grinds away at your soul with no end in sight.” we don’t talk about how Toshinori experienced this same thing for forty fucking years. and all the while isolating himself, exactly like Deku is doing now. pushing people away, exactly like Deku. because he never had anyone who was able to reach out and pull him back. and those words that he now finds himself frozen and unable to speak -- “don’t push yourself”; “you can rest” -- are the same words that no one ever said to him until decades later, when it was already far too late to make any difference.

everything that Deku is experiencing now is what Toshinori also went through. and it’s only now, as he watches it happen to his student, the boy he loves like a son, that he’s finally starting to realize the full extent of how wrong it was. you shouldn’t have to fight alone. you shouldn’t have to bear that kind of enormous burden alone. you shouldn’t have to push yourself, and you can rest. you can rest.

but it’s too late. just as he’s finally coming to understand it all, it’s all too fucking late. and he can’t say the words, he doesn’t know how to say the words, and then just like that, Deku is gone.

and he’s alone. again.)

I can’t. this can’t be their goodbye. I’m not ready. for this to be how they finally part, and then they never see each other again except in OFA. how is that fair. how is that fair. how is that fair

fuck me. lol. how many pages are left in this thing. let’s just wrap this up lol. so now of all the times for this fucking guy to finally show up

I can’t believe Stain has been here literally this entire time hiding behind this random wall and cutting onions. that was you who was cutting the onions, right. no need to answer that we’ll just say it was

HORIKOSHI JUST END THE CHAPTER PLEASE I’M OUT OF SPOONS. YOU HURT ME SO GOOD AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT BUT YOU NEED TO LET ME GO NOW SO I CAN BEGIN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO PUT MY LIFE BACK IN ORDER HERE. SO WHERE ARE WE CUTTING TO NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

Stain did you also let AFO give you a new quirk. what’s with you guys. do you like blowing up

oh nvm lol because they were talking about THIS GUY ohhhhhh my fucking god

THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S SAD, LINDA!! jesus

omfg. and so yes, good, the chapter is ending here now on page 15. for once I am FULLY on board with that lmao

anyway so tune in next week for more adventures of Werewolf Deku!! that is, assuming we don’t finally cut back to U.A. at long last, which is actually a strong possibility considering that this chapter will likely mark the end of volume 31. it sure wouldn’t kill Horikoshi to start giving us some hope after everything he’s just put us through lol. KACCHAN COME GET YA BOY

#bnha 317 #all might #midoriya izuku #and endeavor and hawks and mt. lady and all the rest of them I guess #literally forgot all about them by the end lol #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha meta #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha #this wound up so long lmao I'm so sorry

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what the FUCK is up my sweet perfect friends.

it's nanowrimo day 26! sorry I didn't answer any asks

today's word count is 46,471 and yeeHAW we're close to the finish line

I finally bought a new laptop today! the guy at the store was wearing a button up shirt with a picture of dogs playing poker on it and he told us he got hit by a car. he was extremely cool

anyway today's excerpt is................. unnecessarily lengthy. lmao. basically just a big ol' chunk of a scene. it's under the cut along with the rest of the update

The barricade was understandable, of course, but surely by this point March knew it was only prolonging the inevitable. Quinn was tired, and grimy, and sore, and more than a little ticked off—they did not feel like exerting the effort to drive him out. The least March could do after being such an immeasurable inconvenience was to give up and make this last part easy.

Quinn sighed and picked up the phone. They trailed a finger down the codes on the wall till they found the right one, then they dialled.

It rang just once before someone answered.

"What the fuck do you want from me?" the voice growled, equal parts fury and fear. "Just leave me alone. You got what you came for."

"Hello to you too," Quinn said, voice slipping effortlessly into sickly-sweet cheeriness. "By process of elimination, I assume this is Reuben March?"

The speaker breathed in, and out, heavily. "You're Quinn Cooper, then?"

"Ah, so you've heard of me," Quinn said. "That certainly makes my job easier. Now, I don't suppose I can convince you to open up this door, hm? It'd save us both a lot of hassle."

"You can't get in here," March said. He spoke with what Quinn assumed was meant to be confidence, but the tremor in his voice revealed his words as nothing more than a desperate attempt to reassure himself. "I don't know how you turned off the lights, but—"

Quinn let out a delighted laugh, and twisted the phone's cord playfully. Maybe this conversation would be fun, after all.

"Oh, I haven't turned off any of these lights," they said. "I actually find them quite pleasant. They bring a certain ambience, don't they? You must tell me how you made them before I cut open your throat."

"You're—you're bluffing," March said. "You couldn't get through them. There's no way. They would have completely incapacitated you."

"You poor, sweet thing. I'm afraid someone on your team has made a tragic miscalculation."

"We had everything mapped out perfectly," March insisted, but the anxiety in his voice continued climbing and climbing. Quinn adored every syllable. "No gaps. No weak points," he went on. "The system is infallible. You're bluffing."

"Yes, I'd imagine you didn't cut any corners," Quinn agreed. "You have to be so careful when you're dealing with vampires, don't you?"

Silence. They couldn't see March's face, but they didn't need to. They knew the pieces were sinking into place. They knew the realisation was about to click. They could feel it through the phone line, singing like static. That perfect, delicious instant before all March's rising apprehension and fear broke into sheer terror.

"Motherfucker," March breathed. "You're human."

"Ding-ding-ding! There we go!" Quinn beamed. "Without those lights to worry about, it's not so hard to weasel your way in if you're as resourceful and talented as I am. And as handy with a knife."

"How did you—you let him out. You're human." March fumbled pathetically with his words. "He was completely feral. He was starving. How did he not kill you?"

"Who, Nat?" Quinn asked. "He tried to. Then I told him I'd rather he didn't, so he didn't. He's not an animal, you know."

"The—the people out there," March said. "Did he..."

"The distractions?" Quinn clarified, judgment oozing from their voice. "Those tasty little sacrifices you thought would subdue him? All safe and sound. He's a good kid. Waits when I tell him to."

March was quiet for a long time. Inhale. Exhale. Quinn was surprised he hadn't dropped his phone yet, given how sweaty and shaky he sounded.

"Then... my... my guards," he said finally.

"Right. Yes." Quinn sucked in a breath through their teeth. "I was going to tell him to hold off on eating those, too, but I was watching a cat video on my phone. One of those ones where they get the claws stuck in the screen door? Super cute. Didn't even notice the screaming till it was over."

Another pause. Exhausted. Defeated.

"I'm not opening this door," March said again.

"Okay," Quinn said. "I have ways to deal with that."

"I won't come after you, you know. If you just leave."

"God, you're boring." Quinn tapped their foot, amused. "Tell you what. I'll get out of your hair, but you've got to indulge me first. I haven't even seen you in action yet, all holed away up here like a frightened mouse. What do you say, March? You up for a little game?"

"No," he said. "No, I'm staying here. You can't touch me. That thing can't touch me."

"That thing is waiting patiently for me in the foyer downstairs," Quinn replied. "It's just you and me now. Nice even playing field."

"Whatever this is, I'm—I'm not participating. I'm not playing."

"That's adorable," Quinn said, then let every last drop of good-natured cheer drain from their voice. "But you don't have a choice."

quinn getting a little too into intimidating the shit out of people: an ongoing saga

their narration through this whole ordeal is like "oh what a fucking hassle, this whole day has been just one inconvenience after another, ugh" but they are fucking seething with rage lmao

anyway soz for long excerpt and lots of dumbass dialogue without much action. I can make this part like half the length probably but whatever. ur getting it all today bc it's NaNo and rambling segments of story are not only allowed but entirely encouraged. yeet.

today's mood is questionable prawn cold rolls, and today's jam is "the best ever death metal band in denton" by the mountain goats

g'night. I have so much to do tomorrow

#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears #everyone has been so worried abt nat while quinn has just been like. whats the big deal he's just some vampire???#i have like ten of them???#n nat is also like ''no one is coming after me :(''#but like lmao yeah quinn is fucking PISSED #alex is like ''so this is a totally emotionally uninvolved entirely business-oriented extremely dangerous rescue mission right''#''you would absolutely do this for any of them right''#n quinn is just like. yes. fuck you. shut up. stop asking me so many questions #I'm not in love with him. i actually hate him. I'll kill you. don't talk to me #also yes mr. bastard man (not king mr. bastard but definitely wins most punchable little coward award) is named #~reuben march~ and pls ignore the fact I already used the name reuben for a street in an earlier excerpt #my name-finding brain is super fried #and hey! sometimes things have the same names. sue me

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