I saw this and of course my first thought was of you! I had never seen one of these before, but it's so pretty!

literally nothing could have prepared me for the text accompanying this screencap.

(06/28/23)

THREE NEW BABIES BORN AT MY WORK. They are very special and very silly.

Now this is the kind of news we love!

I think this is something that could actually happened between this two xD (by de way, I hope you like the drawing! heh)

need to see this

ok I am gonna start rattling off statement ideas I had written down bc I need to get them out of me

- A Stranger statement, lady gets plastic surgery only to be given a completely different face entirely. Her own friends even start calling her a different name and saying she lived a completely different life

- Can be seen as either Spiral or Stranger, person was a cake artist that was gifted a strange set of edible paint and brushes. Slowly, everything around them becomes cake and they become more and more paranoid until they kill their boyfriend. Idk it was more of a joke idea

- Corruption statement, lady is pregnant with some type of insect thing and shows obsession for it, even when it stays in her body much longer than it should. Follow-up documents reveal it was a twelve-foot tall centipede.

- End statement, guy owns a bunch of clocks with the name of his friends written on them. The clocks are broken until the year they are going to die, when they start ticking. When they chime, the person dies.

- End(?) statement, more typically spooky one of a body still being alive during an autopsy and it tormenting the coroner afterwards.

- An End artifact, a birthday card that has the exact amount of time someone has left to live written on the inside and constantly shows up in the person’s life to keep reminding them.

- An Eye statement, person watches a TV channel that has ads that get increasingly more personalised as the night progressed. It progresses more, becoming ads on YouTube videos accusing them of things they’ve done and even shows up in anything they overheard. Any and all conversation they hear seem to be tied to their life in some form.

THESE ARE SO FUN!

so my giant of a bf (6’6) of 4 months and i had sex for the first time and im tellin you— i saw IT on my belly. faintly but still. it was THERE (was so fuckin hot but my brain short circuited like i was there but i wasnt at the same time) and im thinking like… ps!ghost… yknow… gnawing at the bars of my enclosure actually

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bestie be so serious right now. are you kidding me?? I'm not surprised at all that you short-circuited like me too just fucking reading this. I'm—??? christ

you know what, I used to never be into really tall and broad guys. not that I minded, but it was never my type per se. but after discovering simon fucking riley I think I might be a changed woman? I think I need me a giant of a man. 🧍‍♀️🧍🏼‍♂️

idk how you feel about poem recommendations but you might really like "a physics" by heather mchugh for the whole sidney crosby god's favorite vibe !!!! augh such a good one

the problem with "is the bentley too sentient for them to have sex in it" (humourous) and "crowley can feel everything the bentley can" (humourous) is that in combination it's a direct pipeline to both "i kinda desperately need this fic" (angsty) where "this fic" is the reflection that if crowley can feel everything that happens to the bentley damage to it would actually physically make him feel pain and to "i kinda sorta desperately need this fic" (horny) where "this fic" is the reflection that if crowley can feel everything that happens to the bentley he must get the world's most insane feedback loop if he and aziraphale have sex in it and we all know that aziraphale would exploit that mercilessly inside you two wolves and all that jazz

Your au reminded me of how much I wanted Mikey to meet the tots when I first read the lost years back in January so when I got my Mikey figure I made Moja, Odyn, Uno, and Yi for him to hold on my desk.

WHAT

THIS IS SO CUTE IM OBSESSED WITH HOW SMALL THEY ARE 🥺

PEEPAW IS HOLDING THEM‼️‼️‼️‼️

Okay but same anon re: great bargainer Chay. I like the idea that maybe he takes Kim to the market pretty early in their situationship. And sure Chay is confident but he's mostly been a bit of a stuttery, blushy mess around Kim. I mean, it's his IDOL, after all. And Kim thinks it's really cute but it makes it easier to keep whatever this is in the "puppy love" zone (Kim is trying so hard to compartmentalize). But then at the market he sees Chay in his element (and absolutely out of Kim's element) and like. Super focused and competent. Because again, a bad deal used to mean going hungry!! And at one point Kim pulls some cash out and without even looking or thinking about it Chay slaps his hand away because he's NOT DONE. And once he's talked the vendor down a bit more he realizes what he's done and goes BRIGHT red and won't stop apologizing and Kim starts laughing and is like "no, that was incredible." And then he goes back to his apartment and has a crisis because Chay was so... assertive? And confident?? And not very puppy-ish at all. And Kim is pretty sure that if Chay turned that laser focus on him without that protective casing of puppy love, Kim is gonna be fucked (Kim doesn't know he's already fucked).

Anon, you are brilliant. I'm kissing your brain.

Kim is cool, he acts normal (as normal as he always acts, at least), he brings Chay home, takes a short moment to freak out in the bathroom while Chay cooks, but it's fine, he splashes some water on his face and he's good.

So they eat and maybe watch a movie, and then Kim goes home, sits down on the couch and finally it hits him full force - he feels the blush rising up his neck all the way to his cheeks and ears. So he sits there, face glowing bright red, feeling the need to both giggle and hide his face in a pillow (he's not sure which of these thoughts is more horrifying) and has a full-on crisis.

Meanwhile Chay texts him a photo of himself - a bright smile on his face - together with a cat he saw while taking the trash out. Kim opens it, groans (he's beginning to suspect that he's fucked) and just slumps face down on the couch.

You're right. He is absolutely fucked.

request: sparkle on, unenlightened masses! its lobster battleship Thursday!

reference to -> https://youtu.be/Z0byUoEjRUY?si=ec6YGfB44fooRLVy this video is my everytbjng

My prediction for April 14, aka, the day Frank is going to execute their warning on Bloodmoon.

I don’t think Frank is going to kill one of the Bloodmoons, I can’t really see them doing that.

But I can see them actually separating the two somehow, and just moving one somewhere else, so the Bloodmoon’s can’t see or hear each other. Neither of them are in danger, just separated.

Another idea could be that maybe Frank does it mentally, in a sense.

You know how some dreams can feel so real that you swear that they actually happened?

Well, what if Frank uses their powers to make Bloodmoon have a very vivid dream about the two being separated before finding each other again, and it feels so real that the Bloodmoom’s swear that it actually happened. They would be together when they wake up from the dream after all.

If Frank does actually separate the two for real, which is what’s likely going to happen, I wonder how they’re going to do that, especially since Bloodmoon is no longer knocked out. What does Frank have access to, tech or otherwise, that would make it possible?

Bro I am so here for every little bit of that, oh my god

I had this thought, actually. Since Frank doesn't strike me as the type to kill or physically hurt anyone, and since he has some kind of odd dream based ability, what if he put one of the Bloodmoon twins to sleep? They're basically comatose, so while they're still perfectly fine and the twins are still technically together, they're also separated, in a sense

The comatose twin CAN wake up, but he needs help. A friend; a connection. Someone who knows how to work with their programming and remove whatever blocker was in place that kept one twin unconscious

Long Post Alert I sit as a proud reader of Things Fall Apart. So before I begin my story. Judge if you must and say to yourself ‘you better than me because ain’t no way’! And if you are I love that for you. I am married to a man like Mercy that is older than me. It was a whirlwind romance. The kind that reminds you of a romcom or your favorite r&b songs. Days turn into weeks, and you find yourself head over heels in love with a man who you believes feels the same for you.  He comes with baggage but nothing you can’t handle or at least you tell yourself that at first. Times goes on your relationship becomes a light switch it’s on/off when he says so. Don’t dare try and date anyone else because it’s was like he could sense my happiness and pop up out of the blue. Where he has and what he has been doing in the time apart doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is he missed me in this moment. So I would give in and for a while things are good, the light is back on and it is shining brighter each. Which would make when he cut it off hurt that much more. So I do it again move on. (Get engaged even)! As luck would have it he misses me, but I am engaged and happy please leave me alone. He smiles that smile you know you miss me and one last time won’t hurt and who’s gonna know unless you tell them? So someone would tell the growing baby in my belly. So now he’s overjoyed no more fiancé and I am having his baby just like we had talked about in the past. So I marry my Jackson and for a while things are good. Until they weren’t. I learned of my husband’s transgressions on the night that I was using his phone to call the ambulance because he was having a heart attack!! Imagine how I felt in that moment. Our kids need their father and I didn’t want my life as I know it to change. Oh but I’d be lying if I said I thought about not calling for help. At this point we in a valley but I am always waiting for the next peak. And he has always called me ‘My love’ or Kid. So whatever Mercy did maybe she shouldn’t have done it, but some can understand why she did it. #hehaditcoming

First of all, I love you. Secondly, my eyes just got so big reading this. Third, WE GOTTA TELL OUR STORIES! So I hope you writing this ask and this god-forsaken chapter can somehow bring a little bit of light your way. While I do hope he trips and falls up the stairs tomorrow, I hope even more that you are able to do what's best for you and your child(ren) when you feel the time is ripe for you to do that. You never, EVER have to live within an unhappy valley. Life is so short friend, I want you to get your pixie cut too boo.

Sharing a bearatonin for you, this guy is such a mood

Now that’s an Existential Tuesday Mood if ever we saw one

I got bored in class and decided to draw. Since the sketches are successful, I thought, why not share them with uncle Dell ;)

Hope you like it ^^" …

Awh kiddo! This is-! Aw!! Too adorable, honeybee! Yes, of course I love it. Keep up the amazing work, kiddo!

work for an Odeon cinema in the UK and we always watch new films before putting them on our screens just to ensure they run smoothly. We've had to send some back in the past.

Anyway, I saw aotv yesterday and was disappointed. It's rated 15 for explicit language because Louis swears constantly except when he's with Freddie, who features a lot. He does talk about how some fans won't accept F and how it hurts him. He also says that he's had to come to terms with being lied to about the hiatus and that Harry split 1d because he wanted a massive solo career. Nothing about Larries except Charlie says 'you have a lot of lgbt fans' and Louis replies 'yes, even though I'm straight, it's weird.' 😖

There are some scenes in Mexico and at the Barnet house with the dogs, and an E mention back in 2020 during the pandemic but the film ends before they split up with fitf getting a number one. Most of it is like afhf film on steroids with lots of concert footage, backstage drinking.

Bestie pls tell me you’re a troll bc if that’s true…rip to Louis