i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

getting into a band properly for the first time is always weird because youll listen to an album and be like wow this is great! probably my favorite of the bunch! and then you find out it was a commercial failure and the public booed them and threw rotten vegetables and pulled them off stage with a comically large hook whenever they played it on release.

Otto Kuenzli, Ring für zwei Personen 1980  Hannibal, Tome-Wan 2013

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

half my brain is in my teeth and I feel my consciousness eroding everytime I drink the warheads flavored energy drink but that shit taste's so guud plus I have a huge fucking bimbo fetish

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

pre bedtime gir sketch

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag

You know what? I believe that you can finish your writing project. I believe you can update your fic. I believe you can work on your WIP. I don't care if you think it's cringy or bad. I don't care if we've never met or interacted in our whole lives. I believe in you. Keep going - you've got this.