Isn't it wild that ESO looks you in the eye and says "Yes we're aware that goblins are sapient people with their own culture. And that you're slaughtering an entire clan just because they are blocking your path to some kind of artifact that ancient people took pains to carefully hide and defend for some reason. We're fully aware that what you're supposed to do here is stupid and evil, and we're still making you do it because lol who cares about goblins they don't really count amirite."

I love side characters from dungeons and right next to the King himself is Landal Gevont, self proclaimed Goblin Expert and one of my ESO favs from Frostvault. He is just very sweet and funny and he doesn’t want to hurt the goblins! feat. Ranja and the goblin Burr from the same dungeon!

Wow, you don't say, NPC currently on the expedition to find the Wrathstone

Last year, I decided to finally progress the storyline with my main and tried to start the Year of the Dragon. After painfully soloing Depths of Malatar, I almost immediately got distracted by the Telvanni event and did the entirety of Necrom instead. So now I have many characters stuck at different points of the storyline:

My main is in the middle of Wrathstone

My arcanist, with whom I was doing Shadow over Morrowind, still needs to do Bal Sunnar, then Scions of Ithelia and the Gold Road prologue

My second character, whom I meant to use for going through the EP storyline, still hasn't started it, and I need a couple of achievement furnishings from there for one of my builds

My altmer healer started the AD storyline as soon as I made her many years ago, but then I failed to follow up and got stuck somewhere mid-Auridon

After my involuntary break from the game, I've been in the mood to do something productive. The EU characters are supposed to get copied to the PTS in a few days; I don't know when exactly they take the snapshot for that, but I thought if I do something today it might still have a chance to get in. So I went to Frostvault, because it's just one dungeon and I've been wanting the Dwarven Tonal Arc for ages.

It wasn't as difficult to solo on normal as Malatar. With Malatar, I read and watched guides and still got stuck on the orb boss for ages. With Frostvault, I did zero preparation only died twice, I think. One of the deaths was me slipping on the ice into a chasm because I didn't notice a normal route and tried to play alpinist. The other death was on the first boss.

I knew in advance the first boss had a CC attack that I'd need the psijic ult for, but I didn't have it unlocked currently, so I decided to do the first attempt without it. Unsurprisingly, I got CC'd and died. I unlocked and equipped the ultimate, started the fight again... and the boss didn't use the attack this time for some reason, or I managed to stay out of it. So the ultimate wasn't needed, after all.

Still, it was extremely long and tedious. Approximately an hour and a half (including all dialogue and exploration), according to my screenshots. I started getting antsy after the second boss. At some point after that, Azandar got hit with the same bug that Bastion had in Malatar, and refused to enter combat so I had to do the third boss alone; luckily, resummoning fixed that. During the final fight, I was afraid that the skeevaton phase might be repeatable, or that the boss would kill me and I'd have to redo it all over again. This fight was clearly designed for four players specifically...

But I survived, and now I can buy the tonal arc. Maybe I'll try Bal Sunnar this weekend too, the dunmer-style gate looks nice. I'll likely need help for that one, though, just like I did with Scrivener's Hall. I doubt I'll be able to solo fresh dungeons any time soon, if ever.

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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

symbra inspired by “In Bed the Kiss” by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec photoshop 2017

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Symmetra by mariomanzanares

I’ve never heard this interaction before! He’s teasing her 😭💕

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"OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes BOXMAN CRASHES" parody