when i was like 10 i really googled how to get a tapeworm because i wanted to lose weight. and the crazy thing is if i had gotten a tapeworm and lost weight everyone would've been congratulating me for being healthier. bitch i have a parasite
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they’ve got him doing promo stuff on a wednesday? merc truly squeezing every bit of value out of him this final season
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Dean Winchester, you are not subtle at all
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is that true?
No
This is clearly photoshopped
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Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed
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everyone who knows dick personally knows he is very smart, analytical, and geeky
however the news outlets have been spouting off ‘richie wayne’ ever since dick was taken in as bruce’s ward, and tend to write him as the ‘dumb hot’ stereotype
one night talk show gets dick onto it, under the premise that the money from that show would be going to charity, they put him up against random college students about topics they are majoring in
everyone expects dick to flirt or joke his way through the questions, so when he starts buzzing in first and answering correctly, they eventually question him
and with a shrug he says, “grew up traveling around the world, was vice president to the mathletes club that took nationals in high school at 14, and was actually in training to take up either a head aspect or a tech aspect of wayne enterprises; had to do classes and work for that, my best friend and i played video games and coded our own, also social media is easy to keep up with with my siblings and such” he finishes with a dismissive wave and smile, quickly running through the subjects that he was quizzed on
it quickly goes viral, and dick left that studio with a lighter chest and a bright smile
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wdym you breathe next to other girls
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jallison says in the imola race debrief that the team went for curry and chinese for dinner. IN ITALY
😭?
add this to the list of reasons why lewis left
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just touch lips already damn
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