the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

good morning. lets go over your assignments for the day:

for all boys/men/mascs: today you're going to draw the first pet you ever had in mspaint (or any other simple art program available.)

for all girls/women/femmes: today you're going to write a poem for a stranger you remember from your real life that stuck in your mind, despite your very brief window of knowing them.

for all nonbinary/androgynous people: break day, so you get silent reading time in the bean bag chairs.

some of the differences between java and bedrock are crazy. why would they do this

oh my god

As a french person, it's kinda funny to me when fanfic writers make Alastor speak french, and it's always things like "Bonjour mon cher, je t'aime" you know, typical french words from the main France french most people learn here and there.

The thing is, Alastor knows french creole from Louisiana, which isn't the usual France french most people know. Alastor would speak like "Bonjou konmen to yê?" Or "Mo laimm twa" instead ahah.

Also, there's different versions of french creole, the one from Louisiana is not exactly the same from Antillean Creole or French Guianese Creole. If you want here's an example to what Louisiana Creole sounds like!

So yeah if you want to spice up your fics and be more accurate with your Alastor speaking french creole, dont be afraid to look out for Louisiana Creole expressions instead of the typical french you'd normally use! Makes it more fun and more accurate 💃

"he's insane-"

HE JUST NEED LOVE STFU BITCH!!!

Where’s my needy little stoner girl that just wants to get high and have me play with her pussy?

I legit considered dressing up in full femme galore just to go to a hardware store and look real clueless while trying to look for shelves in the hopes of a butch lesbian noticing me but knowing my damn luck it’d just be another cishet guy with a beard that ends up helping me

if u see me horny posting at 2:14pm on a work day no you don’t

Terry Crews broke into my house and said “Terry likes violence” in a sinister tone, and started wrecking all my stuff and drinking Coca-Cola bottles like rage power-ups. I tried to subdue him with a diet coke but he yelled, “Terry doesn’t drink that crap!”

I like visiting super big cities because I can feel exactly how my brain can’t comprehend anything ever

living in an all girls roommates house DOES lead to yuri moments btw.

there have been times where two girls had been making out on my papasan chair and i said "hey watch me kill their entire team with the phlog real quick" and then i do and they tell me im fucking awesome.

sometimes i get kissed with tongue in response to giving someone an oreo.

isn't that cool?

from the bottom of her heart, please know, that she appreciates being slammed against a wall with your hand down her pants and your breath against her neck saying that she is yours and only yours

Hi again!

I sent an ask a while ago about the colors on your background, and I only today found out they're the pansexual flag, which is gooberish because I'm pan •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

That's mb lmao, I haven't been keeping up too well with all of them

it's the CMY of CMYK haha

public transportation is great and i think we (usamericans especially but tbh society in general) would benefit greatly from more options for that. but people on this website have got to stop talking like walkable cities and high speed rail will solve everyone’s problems which trust me it will not.

THEN WHO'S JESUS YAOING IT UP WITH. WHO