You can take the boy out of prema but you can't take prema out of the boy

Miles Kane via rocco_rollovermilano ig stories - 29.08.2023

can't believe my blorbos from a 70s war sitcom are canonically pro gay

bro this article is as fucking brutal as it is brief I'm crying it's so fucking funny

HER STRUGGLES WITH BASIC CIVICS LMAOOOO

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OMFSGSGGS I FINALLY FOUND DA FIC. 🙌 😍 WHEN I READ THIS BACK WHEN IT WAS POSTED I WENT BATSHIT CRAZY OMGGG I FINALLY FOUND IT. THIS WAS SUCH A MASTERPIECE IDC SO GOOD 🤧 TELL ME WHATS BETTER THAN A GUY WHO IS MORE THAN A DECADE OLDER ACTING LIKE PUP AND SUBMITTING TO YOU???! SUB SATORU>>>> 🤤🤤

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oh my lorrrdd i thought this was a fic rec for a sec but no it's just mine lolll glad u like it xx

I don’t care what y’all say, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a fucking masterpiece.

‘Eeyyyy so, like, I haven’t posted anything there yet, but we’ve hacker voice’d onto Bluesky. I’m the same name on here, there, twitter, and instagram so, like, pick your poison I suppose

Teri khushi mein toh Jaan bhi de deta

keh ke toh dekhti dar hai andhere se

Khudko jalake main roshni de deta

Today at work is rough!! I hate to ask for Asks but it might help me and my partner get through the day if we could talk about our blorbos!!

So if u wanna send asks to me and @timeworncalamity !! PLEASE DO!!! :D

look at that! it’s me! dumping another half and half because i have so many in my notes that i’ll never get around to making actual fics

here’s a cute lil asher x babe moment because my god do i have an infatuation with this man

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ash pulls a lot of pranks on babe, but they’re harmless and babe finds them pretty funny so they really don’t mind. he’s a jokester through and through and babe adores that about him. he even pulled one of those pranks once back when they first started dating where they were walking and he paused and said “hey babe can i ask you something” then got down to tie his shoe but it looked like he was proposing. luckily babe has a really good sense of humor and was mostly just freaked out that he had considered that so early in the relationship. plot twist: he knew from almost the very start he wanted to marry them and many loving years later they’re walking in the same place when he says “babe i need to tie my shoe hold on” and they shrug and say okay until it’s been a minute of silence and they turn around and he’s on one knee, genuinely, this time and he’s got the ring and they laugh saying “nice one ash” until he gives them a soft half-smile and their eyes widen and they go “oh my god you’re serious. you’re not joking. you’re not kidding holy shit oh my god” and they’re tearing up and he’s trying to ask the damn question but he’s laughing at them and babe’s about to have a heart attack and looking at him with wide teary eyes and he says “i’m not serious about a lot of things but i am serious about you. and this. and i want all of this forever” and he starts tearing up and barely chokes out the question and babe’s crying and now they’re both laughing and luckily, milo’s the best secret camera guy around. he’s in a bush 4 feet from them

made a batch of salted caramel oatmeal bar cookies, will report about how they came out

NO BECAUSE IM GLAD HARRY ISN'T ON TOUR RIGHT NOW CAUSE THE WAY TAYLOR DRAGGED HIM DOWN MAKES ME WORRY FOR HIS SAFETY 😭😭😭😭

harry edward styles, you better not step out of your home till reputation (taylor's version) comes out, it's for your own safety.

I REALISED THAT FELIX HAS A LITTLE SMOL SPOT OF HIS CHEST AND NOW I LOVE IT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

say what you will about bashar, but the man is committed to hawaian shirt couture