HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS — Childe

You, co-head of the famous campus magazine, making a hit new article by luring in a guy and trying to ward him off in ten days. Childe, frat boy supreme and biggest player at LHU, in a bet to make a girl fall in love with him and invite her as a date to the Sigma Alpha Kappa event social next week.

(Spoiler Alert: You’re the girl.)

(And he’s the guy you pick.)

*ﾟ༅｡. childe / f!reader — uni au, smau

— based off of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003) dir. Donald Petrie

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SIGKAP MEN😈 (Alphas) / best people to exist

001 — beta alert

002 — vogue

003 — walk the prank

004 — chalant

005 — her, not us

006 — what goes around, comes around

007 — (cute girl)

008 — WWVD?

009 — tbc . . .

HIIII KIT <333333 you said you were okay w selfship asks so!!!!! here i am :33

first of all >:3 i’m a sucker for the falls first/falls harder dynamic, so!!! in your selfships, who fell first and who fell harder?? 🎤🎤 or did you both fall at the same time??? i need to knowwww!!! 

anddddd i also . love & adore….. sun/moon pairings……… 👉👈 so i’d love to know where your selfships fall on that scale too!!! :3 i get sun vibes from you but i could see moon too…. super curious to hear abt this one hehe

anyway!!!! ily kit <3333 i hope sukugo r treating you nicely!!!!! feral cat men smh…

AAAHHH ARIIi, TYTYTY FOR SENDING ME THESE QUESTIONS! I SERIOUSLY LOVE ANSWERING ASKS ON MY SELFSHIPS SM— i'm hugging u so very tightly rn *mwah mwah mwah* @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

who fell first? who fell harder?

kitoru

honestly speaking, the lore of my ship w satoru changes w the seasons 🤭🤭 but acc to the information i hv as of summer 2024, i'm the one who fell first. and 'toru is the one who fell harder. i fell for him a very long time ago— back when i was in my mid teens and he was in his early twenties. but nothing romantic happened then– wtv hints i gave him either went over his head or he intentionally side-stepped them. and i js stopped giving him hints after one or two failed attempts, js staying happy with staring at him from afar, or yk, relishing wtv moments i used to get him as being one of his acquaintances... [he used to see me as a 'friend'. i nvr thought he cld see me as a 'friend', haha] but yk, when we grew up, i crossed quite some distance into my twenties and he too entered his late twenties— this is when the tectonic plates of our relationship slowly started shifting. i cld feel it, but i did not want to hope once again js to get heart-broken a second time— satoru, however, felt the shift like an earthquake. it's like, one moment he was thinking of me like he wld think of a friend, but then smthng happened, and he was like, "oh. this isn't how i think of shoko or nanami. oh. oh."— and well, let's js say, satoru was not rly in the mood for dating... he was more like, "omggg, ily! i'll take care of u! i'll make sure u hv a happy life! why don't we get married engaged, hm?" [i love my men a bit yandere 😂]

kitkuna

i think, mr. darcy's words fit sukuna and my dynamics the best 😄— “i was in the middle before i knew that i had begun.” we did not hv a very normal start to our relationship. sukuna js abducted me from my family and made me his queen. and i js became his queen and began to live in his temple or palace or fort or wtv. and yeah, we js started living together the way two ppl married as if for tax benefits start living together under the same roof. tht is it... except, tht doesn't stay tht is it for long. usually, i wld be content w some yummy food, interesting books, and nice comfy clothes— but over time, i began to notice i was feeling stuff other than js content. over time, this heavy feeling inside my chest began to grow lighter and i began to feel freer— and i realised, it was because of this freedom i was experiencing here. smthng i nvr got to experience when i was w my family— that place was rly good, yeah. i was treated rly well. but i felt more like ' a bird inside a golden cage' there. this observation changed my perception of sukuna from a housemate to smthng more amiable, perhaps smthng more affectionate, and i tried to get closer to him, inch by inch— actually millimetre by millimetre, 'cause i love to test the waters 1st then dip my toe into it— and then one fine day, when i wake up from an afternoon nap and i find sukuna sitting at the table, totally immersed in scrolls of poetry... an odd thing happens in my chest— which occurs again at dinner a few nights later... when i notice him eating as messily as ever— smthng which repeats when i catch him napping one day, akin a big cat lounging in the shade— a phenomenon which starts to happen multiple times a day very very soon... needless to say, i quickly diagnose it as a case of falling in love w my hubby 😌😌 as for sukuna... i don't rly think he feels love... he kidnapped me 'cause he was lwk intrigued by me. [idk why] he married me 'cause he grew highkey intrigued by me. [i still hv no idea why 😭😭] and he gave me space, never tried to be bad or scary to me 'cause he gave me some amt of respect as his wife, his queen [i nvr went to his court tho. i preferred drinking fruit juice and reading a good book in the shade of a tree] [were u able to guess i'm lazyyy] but then, one day, few weeks after i was able to extricate myself from my jumbled emotions and reach a definitive diagnosis— i found him snoozing under the same tree i take rest under, w a very amateurish book titled 'how do you know you are in love'— and i actually got rooted to the spot. and sukuna, heaven knows how, woke up while i was busy gaping at him. and he made an embarrassed face and dashed away— uraume later confirmed, their lord was feeling an odd thing in their chest; esp the last few weeks— roughly the same time as when i first encountered my symptom. later tht night, when i started subtly teasing him, calling us soulmates, he js put a blanket over my head to shut me up, but did not kill me— guess he loves me, huh 🤭🤭

who is the sun? who is the moon?

be it kitoru or kitkuna, i think i'm the moon, babes 😇😇 tho not a full moon. i'm more of a waxing crescent, methinks... 'cause i feel like i'm bright, but not bright enuf to light someone's path thru a forest at night... i js hv the potential, heh [i'm defo not the sun, babes 😅😅 i can be a lil grumpy and mean tbh, hahaha] satoru and sukuna, on the other hand... i think they are the sun in our dynamics. they can be both the comforting sun of chilly winter mornings, when i need them to be here for me, to hug me, to kiss me, to love me— and the scorching sun of a summer noon, ready to burn anyhting and everything which dares to bother me... [i love satoru and sukuna being a little crazy in their love for me 🥰🥰]

they're treating me pretty well so far, babes 🥰🥰🥰 and fr fr— feral cat men make me go insaneeee 😂😂😂

now i too wanna know ur answers to these same asks for ur selfships, my loveee 🤗🤗🤗 [no pressure tho!! only if u wanna ❤️❤️]

Stop worrying that what you’re writing isn’t good enough. It is. Everyone is different and so is your writing. Post the draft, write the idea, just do it and be proud of what you created. Someone will read it and love it, maybe they can’t stop thinking about it for days, maybe they even reread it because they loved it so much. Your writing is good enough, you’re good enough. Don’t let those negative thoughts stop you <3

Thanks for tagging me @fallingforfandoms @carlomenzinger! <3

I think I might actually use this to decide which wip to bring back to life again this evening. Haven't written in some time, so tell me: which would you want to read?

Tagging: @valkoinenlintu @weidli @bibastibootz @herzlak

(No pressure, as always. Also, feel free to ignore if you've already done this. I'm a bit late to the party. Again.)

How to dou play twst? Is there a way I translate as you play?

Hi there!

1. Although I'm not fluent in Japanese, I do have an okay understanding of spoken conversations, so on my first playthrough I mostly rely on the VAs acting and characters' visuals to know what's happening.

2. Whenever I'm not sure what the dialogue is, I use the camera in my old phone to translate the screen in my current phone in real time.

I try to use a couple of different apps/sites at the same time because digital translators are never 100% accurate. Google Translate sucks a lot of the time, so I wouldn't rely on it entirely to begin with. I use Naver Papago and DeepL Translator, also Jisho . org for quick vocab lookups. These are just reference tools that could never really replace actually studying and learning the language, but they get the job done if you only need them for personal use and you understand the limitations they have.

3. What I find the most reliable while playing is the commentary/translations of real people who are actually fluent in the language. Since twst is a popular game, you can find a lot of real-time reactions/translations on places like twitter when updates drop.

If you're willing to wait a couple of days to read the chapters, there are also some really dedicated people here on Tumblr and/or YouTube who go out of their way to translate hours of gameplay for free just because they love the game. (I love them with my whole heart, I know how time-consuming this is 💖)

A lot of people just complete the gameplay and then go for fan translations to actually read the story!

In conclusion: where there's a will, there's a way 🌻

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i can’t imagine that gojo and the reader would experience a dry-spell but what do you suppose he’d do if they did? 😅

for them both to go through that together would be really rare.

for satoru, it would come if he has a lot on his mind OR if he feels insecure in his relationship with his partner. but again, it's really rare for that to happen to him because he would confront these issues he personally has, AND he has a pretty high sex drive (just for his current partner)

and i guess for the reader: that comes with your own personal reasons. but, i guess the main factors can also be stress or insecurity (in any shape and form)

but i guess, if they would go through it together, then I imagine Satoru not taking it too seriously and just having a good time despite it. If that means they cuddle, talk more, or do other activities during those given moments they would usually be "active".

i also don't think it'll go for long... if it's his partner going through it, then yes... he'll be there to love them, be patient, and relieve himself whenever needed. he'll try (if they seem ready, of course after talking it through) and when they don't see comfortable, he'll drop it immediately.

but if it's him going through it... yea, you can't even consider it a dry spell lmao

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HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS — Childe

001 — beta alert . . . 🌷

Childe is desperate for a pair of shoes. Ayato, in refusal, proposes a bet. Xiao is evil, as always. 💞

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AN / PLZZ ive never rlly done this b4 but honestly it was so fun. praying to god it ws remotely funny and not just embarrassing but… Yeah. also clarification sscond to last image is ayato texting xiao if that was confusing💔💔 anyway i hope u enjoyed this horrendous brain child of mine

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HOW WAS YOUR AND TORU's FIRST TIKE LIKE? 😏

WHY R UR AND MY THOUGHT PROCESSES SYNCED SO WELL!?!? MY FIRST SMUT PIECE IS LITERALLY CENTERED ON IT 🥰🥰🥰

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Hey, uhhh. How do I put this.

You know I'm not good with the mushy stuff, so this is probably kinda weird coming from me. But, I just wanted to remind you how much I care about you. I love you a lot, y'know? I'll be honest, thinking about you distracts me from my work sometimes. But only a little. Cuz, y'know, I value my work. But I value you more!

Shit, that was awkward. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I love you. Don't forget that, okay? You can always talk to me.

- Reagan 🧪

MESSAGES THAT SEND ME INTO A BLUSHING FRENZY...

thanjnyou :]

hii! i was just wondering if you had any pics of OB idia? i can't find any online!

Sure!

here's both Shrouds

spider man kuroo but make it angst where his gwen stacy (reader) Dies lmaooooo 🥰

now who hurt u

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