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denynothing · 3 months

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welcome to the club nick ;)

hi pookie

#╰┈➤ nick answers

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spruffle · 4 months

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Holy shit the absolutely incredible fucking call from Hbomberguy who could *tell* Somerton was setting up Nick as his fall guy.

#james somerton #nick herrgott #hbomberguy #no nick is NOT innocent but he has his own case to answer #that's separate from james somerton's business practices and james is trying to blame nick for those

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nickgoesinsane · 11 months

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Imagine Jessica (spiderwoman) calls up Hobie to tell him he's got a mission and he's like "Nah got eggs laid in me I can't" and ur laughing in the background because 1. Jess herself went to work pregnant and 2. they aren't even fertilized. He just wants an excuse to have your dick in him some more

-🍽️

“Sorry, Jess,” Hobie says unapologetically, and she gets a clear view of your head tucked into his neck. His grin falters with a grunt, and his eyelids flutter. “Got, mmm, some eggs inside me right now. Can’t go. Y’know how it is.”

“Hobie.” Jessica sounds tired, and you don’t have to look at her to know she’s giving Hobie a disapproving look. “Stop answering calls when you’re having sex.”

“Stop callin’ then.” Hobie slurs back, gasping and digging his nails into your back as another egg stretches him open. He forgets about the call and tightens his legs around your waist, his cock drooling against your stomach. “Oooh, fuck, yesyesyes—”

Jess rolls her eyes and hangs up.

#╰┈➤ nick answers !#dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #symbiote reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w #🍽️ anon !#tw oviposition

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tomatoart · 2 months

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S-P-I-R-I-T ! spirit, let’s hear it!

#lollipop chainsaw #juliet starling #nick carlyle #sorry for going ghost I’ll answer everything in my inbox later this week! i was super ill and then I moved states so tmrw I’ll be unpacking #like 39462747384639 pounds of boxes and furniture 😭SAVE ME SILLY CHEER GIRL #i cannot wait for the the remake to come out if it’s ps5 exclu I’m gonna ESPLODE.

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alien-bluez · 2 months

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Kidads you say 👁️👁️

can I request some grant/terry 🙏

this request has been sitting in my inbox taunting me so i finally do something about it haha. this was also meant to be a valentines day post but i couldn't finish it by then, so here it is now + a silly bonus under the cut ;D

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thenickgirl · 21 days

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The sturniolos would be perfect if Nick wasn't Fat.. like that chubby ass man has tits.. its disgusting

i…so exactly what did you think would happen coming to a very obvious nick stan acc and talk shit?? i feel like you just want your ass handed to you so that’s exactly what i’m gonna do.

first of all, you stupid bitch, he’s not fat, don’t get him confused with your mother. you scary ass internet hoes love speaking on someones body when the whole time your momma built like a linebacker, body wider than the state of texas. second of all, there would be no ‘sturniolos’ if it weren’t for nick. matt and chris couldn’t do a fuck thing without him, so respect a king when you see one bitch. car videos would not be as popular or get the views they get without nick, that’s just the bottom line, and you’re crazy if you think otherwise. actually i’d love to see how less entertaining a video would be without him in it.

it’s musty bitches like you in this fandom that really give me the ick. how can you claim to be a fan let alone a matt or chris girl, which im assuming you are, and talk shit about the one person they care about the most, like are you actually a fucking idiot?? matt and chris wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. you’re literally so disgusting and embarrassing it’s insane. i started to just ignore your stupid ass, cause clearly the elevator doesn’t go all the way up, but i need to make an example out of you so everyone knows who not to play with when it comes to nicolas antonio sturniolo.

please go spend your time doing something more productive like jumping in front of a train 💗

#answered #sturniolo triplets #sturniolos #sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo

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canisalbus · 3 months

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hypothetically speaking how powerful would Machete be if he got competent therapy and came out 100% problem-free?

Hard to say. He might be less ambitious actually. He's extremely driven and hardworking in both iterations and it's mostly thanks to his low self-esteem. He's a compensating and overachieving perfectionist and feels like if he's not giving it 110% at all times he's doing an unsatisfactory job .

#part of being a healthy and stable person is recognizing that doing your best isn't synonymous with wearing yourself to the bone #he'd be more powerful in a sense that his self-worth wouldn't be coming from external sources anymore I guess #that can have a significant impact on your worldview and wellbeing in various ways #answered #nick-nonya

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hischiersdraisaitl · 10 months

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GQ | Taylor Zakhar Perez & Nicholas Galitzine Take a Friendship Quiz

Can you name the last five presidents?

bonus: Taylor giving Nick a hint about the last president

#red white and royal blue #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #rwrb #gq interview #friendship quiz #gq video #alex claremont diaz #henry mountchristen windsor #firstprince #my gifs.#my edits.#the way nick is like practically vibrating bc he knows the answer!! hes just blanking on the name #and then taylor giving him hints and ngl the clinton voice was spot on #can you tell i'm obsessed with this interview? btw theres like 6 more gifsets i've got planned from this video

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pseudophan · 4 months

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that clip of Dan looking taken aback/jealous about the Mollie from the Saturdays joke is so funny to me because Phil isn’t even attracted to women like ajdjsks what is there to be jealous about hahaha

It reminds me of how he reacted when Nick Grimshaw saved himself as Phil’s “best friend” in Phil’s phone but that makes more sense since Nick is a guy and gay lol

another great one of course

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i think both this one and the mollie incident are less him feeling threatened at all romantically, i think he's just a bit offended LMAO i mean again even this one is joking Mostly (mostly...) but i think back then it was one thing if someone flirted with phil but at least in those scenarios it was like, well they don't know. none of these people are aware phil is dan's. i mean they definitely assumed, oh my god did the people at radio 1 assume lmfao, but they didn't Know. whereas with the mollie thing dan's there like hey! that's MY flatmate! and with the nick thing he's like that's MY best friend and you all know this and how dare you insinuate otherwise or challenge me in any way

again, not that serious, he's mostly joking, but that's the vibe he gives off yknow

#well. he's mostly joking with the nick thing #the mollie thing he is trying very hard to joke but bestie was caught so off guard 😭#he wasn't THRILLED.#answered #dan and phil

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rad-roche · 11 months

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love how within the span of three hours nick goes from noir protagonist with snappy one-liners to extremely bewildered, unwilling wizard who can no longer navigate the genre he's in

#death shroud #nick valentine #from one classic old man profession to the next #he's screaming but god won't answer

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ssturniolo · 6 months

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Nick sturniolo best friend hc’s

𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 - None :)

- He’s basically your body guard; he’s ready to (verbally) attack anyone who even looks at you the wrong way

- Nick gives such good advice even though most of the time you don’t take it 😭

- He may seem tough, but really he’s just a softy with a big heart (to you at least)

- Anytime y’all have sleepovers your up late into the night, either having a deep conversation or just saying whatever stupid shit comes to mind

- Got a problem? Nick will do everything in his power to find a solution for you

- He is the BEST at shit talking. You guys could talk for hours about people you don’t like and everything they do wrong

- You guys are constantly making stupid decisions, but constantly encouraging each other to keep making them 😭

- You’re basically part of them family with how much you’re around (I’m talking constant sleepovers and traveling with them)

- He’s so easy to talk and communicate with, so you don’t ever feel like you need to hide anything

- He’s soooo comforting, and will hold you while you cry but will most likely start crying too, seeing you in such a distressed state

“Y/n please don’t be upset, your going to make me cry”

- Going to a party? Girl he KNOWS how to have fun and will always make sure you’re not the only one dancing

- He’s your wingman, and is constantly trying to set you up with cute guys and vice versa (you both have very good taste in men 🤭)

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Glad to be back :)

XOXO - Zoe

#fypage #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #zoe talks !#sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo #imagine #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #answered #nicolas sturniolo #Nicolas sturniolo head canons #nick sturniolo imagine #Nick sturniolo head canons #fypppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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20nugs · 4 months

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Tough Guy

matt sturniolo x reader

tw: angst kinda? but it gets better I swear

a/n: I have a love hate relationship with writing

I'm getting sick of Matt's tough guy attitude.

The constant ignoring, snarky remarks, and just overall his bad mood has really been getting to me lately. So, earlier today I decided I was going to talk to him.

"Matt?" I say, glancing over at him. He looks at me for a moment, the same irritated look on his face that he's been wearing for weeks.

"What?" His response is harsh.

"Can we talk about something?" I ask, putting my phone down.

"Like what?" He asks, scrolling through Instagram.

I sigh. "Like maybe how you've been ignoring me every time I talk to you?"

"I'm not ignoring you right now, am I?"

"Well, no-"

"Then what's the issue?" He sighs, rolling his eyes.

"Matt, you don't treat me like your girlfriend anymore!" I say, getting frustrated.

"Relax, it's not that big of a deal," Matt mumbles, getting up and tossing his phone on the bed.

I grab his arm. "No, you don't get to walk away from this. Why are you being so angry all of a sudden?"

Matt yanks his arm away from me, and i feel a little break in my heart. "I'm not angry, don't accuse me of things that aren't true!" He spits out, his jaw clenching.

"This is exactly what I'm talking about!" I say, exasperated. "I'm just asking, Matt. This whole thing you have going on, it's wearing on our relationship."

Matt spins around. "Don't say that," he says, anger in his eyes.

"Don't say what? The truth?" I say, raising my voice. "Matt, you barely kiss me anymore! What's going on?" I try to search his face, but his expression has fallen blank. "Do you want to be with me anymore?"

Matt sighs, and sits on the bed next to me. "Of course i still want to be with you," he murmurs, picking at the duvet.

"Then treat me like it," I say firmly. "I'm your girlfriend, Matt. We're supposed to be in this together. This relationship isn't meant to be one-sided." Matt says nothing, but nods, looking down at his lap. I sigh and scoot closer to him. I gently cup his cheek, guiding him to face me. "What's wrong, Matty?"

He leans forward and gently hugs me, pressing his face into my neck. "I'm sorry," he whispers. I gently run my fingers through his hair. "I'm sorry i treated you like you're not there."

"It's alright, Matt," I say softly, my eyes trained on the wall across from me. "We all go through rough spots sometimes. Just promise me that when this happens you'll talk to me instead of ignoring me."

Matt picks up his head and kisses me gently.

"Promise me, Matt," I whisper between kisses.

Matt pulls away just enough to meet my eyes, his lips brushing mine. "I promise," he murmurs before pressing his lips to mine once more.

a/n: I listened to careless whisper while writing this

this is not proofread so let me know if there are any mistakes!😍😍

love yall

#matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #anon ask #fluff #ask #ask blog #send asks #answered asks #answered

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concretenoah · 7 months

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More “Nickandnoahbro” content please

🥹🥹🥹

YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE

here’s my babies being babies together

it only lets me put 10 pictures PLEASE i have so many

#answered asks #send asks #noah and nick 🥺#noah sebastian #nicholas ruffilo #bad omens #bad omens cult #bbs bein bbs

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nickgoesinsane · 7 months

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I just read a fic where a pathetic man got off from hearing the words "I love you".

(I'm drooling.)

-👾

Oh, that’s so Adrian.

You’ll be making out on one of the desks of the Belmont Hold, one of your thighs wedged between his while your hands grasp his hips and papers crinkle beneath his weight. His hands are tangled in your hair, his quiet moans muffled against your mouth. His eyelids flutter when you pull away, panting through kiss swollen lips, and you nose along his flushed skin. He smells of honeysuckle; heady and nectarous.

“I love you.” You say against the curve of his jaw, your fingers splaying over his warm skin beneath his shirt. “I love you, Adrian.”

He gasps, a ragged sound that’s ripped from his throat at your words, and his hip buck helplessly against your leg. Adrian’s orgasm catches you both by surprise, his jaw slack and his pale lashes dewy with overwhelmed tears. He fists the back of your shirt, his chest heaving, and his face grows a deep shade of red. He’s still hard against your thigh, even when his cum seeps through the fabric of his trousers to wet yours. “Sorry,” Adrian whispers, trembling, “I’m sorry, I—”

You quiet him with a kiss, dragging him impossibly closer, and he gasps against your mouth as you smile. “Do it again.”

#╰┈➤ nick answers !#castlevania brainrot #dom reader #top reader #sub character #adrian tepes x reader #castlevania alucard x reader #alucard x reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w

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sturniolo-rat · 1 month

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For a Chris request-So the triplets are starting to hang out with Colby and Jake and Tara and all them and one day reader gets kinda jealous of how close Tara is around Chris and their playing truth or dare one day and Larry dares Tara to kiss the hottest person in the room (jokingly thinking she’d kiss him as a joke or Jake) but she kisses Chris and reader is like 🤨 oh ok Ig we’re acting single now and Chris is like 😖😖Nooooo I didn’t know she would do that and you can come up with the rest<3

Great idea!💡 I’ll add it to the roster!

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alien-bluez · 5 months

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bro… if you’re talking kiddads ship requests could I ask for some nick/lark?? your art is so good it makes me feral 💕💕💞💕💞

quality time is taking smoke breaks with your friend who won't leave you alone

#alien answers #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies fanart #dndads fanart #dndads season 2 #lark oak #nick close #nicky foster #nick foster #nark #hey thanks for requesting my fave ship i put a little juice in this one bc i love them #the bisexual bg colors were unintentional but now it is intentional #i really hope u enjoy im pretty proud of this one

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