Since some people might want a Mac, I'll offer a Mac equivalent of your laptop guide from the perspective of a Mac/Linux person.
Even the cheapest Macs cost more than Windows laptops, but part of that is Apple not making anything for the low end of the tech spectrum. There is no equivalent Mac to an Intel i3 with 4 gigabytes of RAM. This makes it a lot easier to find the laptop you need.
That said, it is possible to buy the wrong Mac for you, and the wrong Mac for you is the 13-inch MacBook Pro with the Touch Bar. Get literally anything else. If it has an M2 chip in it, it's the most recent model and will serve you well for several years. Any new MacBook Air is a good pick.
(You could wait for new Macs with M3, but I wouldn't bother. If you are reading these guides the M3 isn't going to do anything you need done that a M2 couldn't.)
Macs now have integrated storage and memory, so you should be aware that whatever internal storage and RAM you get, you'll be stuck with. But if you would be willing to get a 256 gig SSD in a Windows laptop, the Mac laptop with 256 gigs of storage will be just as good, and if you'd be willing to get 8 gigs of RAM in a Windows laptop the Mac will perform slightly better with the same amount of memory.
Buy a small external hard drive and hook it up so Time Machine can make daily backups of your laptop. Turn on iCloud Drive so your documents are available anywhere you can use a web browser. And get AppleCare because it will almost certainly be a waste of money but wooooooow will you be glad it's there if you need it.
I get that you are trying to help and I am not trying to be mean to you specifically, but people shouldn't buy apple computers. That's why I didn't provide specs for them. Apple is a company that is absolutely terrible to its customers and its customers deserve better than what apple is willing to offer.
Apple charges $800 to upgrade the onboard storage from a 256GB SSD to a 2TB SSD.
A 2TB SSD costs between $75-100.
I maintain that any company that would charge you more than half the cost of a new device to install a $100 part on day one is a company making the wrong computer for you.
The point of being willing to tolerate a 256GB SSD or 8GB RAM in a Windows laptop is that you're deferring some of the cost to save money at the time of purchase so that you can spend a little bit in three years instead of having to replace the entire computer. Because, you see, many people cannot afford to pay $1000 for a computer and need to buy a computer that costs $650 and will add $200 worth of hardware at a later date.
My minimum specs recommendations for a mac would be to configure one with the max possible RAM and SSD, look at the cost, and choose to go buy three i7 windows laptops with the same storage and RAM for less than the sticker price of the macs.
So let's say you want to get a 14" Macbook pro with the lowest-level processor. That's $2000. Now let's bump that from 16GB RAM and a 512GB SSD to 32GB and 2TB. That gets you to $3000. (The SSD is $200 less than on the lower model, and they'll let you put in an 8TB SSD for $1800 on this model; that's not available on the 13" because apple's product development team is entirely staffed by assholes who think you deserve a shitty computer if you can't afford to pay the cost of two 1991 Jeep Cherokee Laredos for a single laptop).
For $3000 you can get 3 Lenovo Workstation laptops with i7 processors, 32GB RAM, and a 2TB SSD.
And look, for just $200 more I could go up to 48GB RAM and get a 4TB SSD - it costs $600 to upgrade the 14" mac from a 2TB SSD to a 4TB SSD so you could still get three laptops with more ram and the same amount of storage for the cost of one macbook.
I get that some people need to use Final Cut and Logic Pro, but hoo boy they sure are charging you through the nose to use products that have become industry standard. The words "capture" and "monopoly" come to mind even though they don't quite apply here.
"Hostile" does, though, especially since Mac users end up locked into the ecosystem through software and cloud services and become uncertain how to leave it behind if they ever decide that a computer should cost less than a month's rent on a shitty studio apartment in LA.
There's a very good reason I didn't give mac advice and that's because my mac advice is "DON'T."
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Should've Switched Majors (Clone Shenanigans)
Summary: A very unfortunate grad student at the University of Coruscant is just trying to finish her thesis for her Investigative Journalism degree. Unbeknownst to her, she's picked the galaxy's worst interview subjects.
Words: 1,492
Characters: Commander Cody, Captain Rex, Domino twins, Waxer, Commander Fox, Commander Bly
University of Coruscant
School of Arts
Student Number: 218249662
Student Name: Lila Un’qara
Course: Masters of Media and Communication – Majoring in Investigative Journalism
Final Thesis: Unsung Heroes: Silenced Voices From The Republic’s Front Lines
[Recording Start]
Lila: Okay. The time is now… 0935 standard hours. We’re here in Briefing Room B of the GAR headquarters on Coruscant level 5127, where I’ve been graciously allowed time to speak with some of the Republic’s most decorated soldiers. To start, I’m sitting down with CC-2224 of the 212th Battalion. Though if I’ve been informed correctly, I believe you go by Cody?
CC-2224: Commander is fine, thank you.
L: Oh. Uh, right. My apologies, Commander.
CC-2224: Don’t mention it.
L: So… Your records indicate you’ve been in active service since the beginning of the war.
CC-2224: That’s right. I was decanted from Kamino with the first batch of Clone Commanders.
L: I’m looking at a transcript of your prior operations. There are some major battles here – Christophsis, Ryloth, Saleucami… You’re a true veteran.
CC-2224: As much a veteran as any of us can be, I suppose.
L: And as a Marshal Commander with such a prolific record, you must be highly regarded among your peers and superiors?
CC-2224: My brothers trust me as their Commander.
L: And your GAR command? Generals and Admirals? The Jedi?
CC-2224: …What about them?
L: Do they afford you the same level of trust?
CC-2224: That’s… [pause] Yes, I am trusted. My decisions and conduct are respected as any Commander’s wound be.
[Audio file is silent for 6 seconds]
CC-2224: There are those for whom it takes more for us clones to prove our competence. I don’t allow that to impact my performance. My record speaks for itself.
L: Must get frustrating, though. The pressure to demonstrate your worth. Probably leaves you without much time to let your guard down.
CC-2224: It’s our job. We do it with pride.
L: Surely you can’t keep that up all the time, though? It’s only human to want to have a little fun.
CC-2224: [clearing throat] I maintain a respectable bearing at all times, as do my men. We were trained from birth to uphold the highest standards of professional conduct and I take pride in the reputation of the 212th Battalion as highly proficient, honourable, and—”
[Sound on audio file is briefing room door opening]
CT-2534 (“Waxer”): Hey, Cody…? Remember that thing you said not to do? Uhm, Boil’s in medbay and Fox says you gotta go bail Wooley out before—oh. Uh, hello.
CC-2224: [heavy sigh]
CT-2534 (“Waxer”): Is… this being recorded?
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: Thank you for moving our appointment up, Troopers. The Commander had to leave on some… unexpected business.
ARC-5555: Ha! Guess Waxer wasn’t bluffing after all.
ARC-1409: You owe me five credits.
L: May I refer to you as ARC Troopers, or do you prefer—
ARC-5555: Fives, please.
ARC-1409: Echo.
L: Great. So, the two of you serve under General Skywalker?
ARC-5555: Didn’t start off that way, but now we do, yeah.
ARC-1409: Captain Rex picked us personally to join the 501st as ARC troopers. We joined for him. But serving under General Skywalker is an honour, too.
L: Do you feel he respects your input as clones?
ARC-5555: You kidding? He’d be dead ten times over without us, and he knows it!
ARC-1409: Some of General Skywalker’s strategies are… hit or miss. But we owe him our lives as much as he owes us his.
ARC-5555: Nah. It’s 23-19 in our favour. I’ve counted.
ARC-1409: 23? You’re counting the Naboo thing?
ARC-5555: Far as I’m concerned, that’s the closest the General’s come to karking it.
L: Can you elaborate? What happened on Naboo?
[ARC-5555 begins to speak but is silenced by ARC-1409. Sound on audio file is ARC-1409 hitting ARC-5555 on the back of the head]
ARC-1409: Sorry. Sworn to secrecy. ARC Trooper’s honour.
L: Seems like you’re pretty close with your General. Can you tell me—
ARC-5555: So you’re a student, right? Coruscant University? What’s it like?
L: What’s… Uhm, it’s an excellent school. Good facilities, knowledgeable professors, the courses are highly-regarded. Now, if we could get back to—
ARC-1409: So –sorry, I don’t mean to interrupt, I just– you can study anything you want? You just get to pick?
L: …Yes, that’s how it works.
ARC-1409: What if you don’t like what you pick?
L: You can change your course. Back on topic, we were discussing—
ARC-5555: You can change your course? You’re allowed to do that? Whenever you want?
L: Yup.
ARC-1409: Did you ever do that?
L: I’m starting to wish I had.
ARC-5555: Wish we could’ve done that. I’d have been a Naval Officer. Way better uniform.
ARC-1409: [chuckling] The navs would hate you! They’d have you decomm’ed on the first day for unruly behaviour.
ARC-5555: The navs wish they had the honour of my unruly behaviour.
L: Can we get back on topic. Please?
ARC-1409: What was the topic, again?
L: [heavy sigh]
ARC-5555: Hey… the 501st is on shore leave for the next two days. What are you doing tonight?
L: …Uh.
ARC-1409: We could…. continue the interview over a couple drinks at 79’s?
L: I… hm.
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: As a member of the Coruscant Guard, you’ve seen more than most other clones of the galaxy’s capital and its senate. Commander Fox, has this given you any opinions you feel are different to other clones about the war?
CC-1010: No.
L: Nothing? You don’t think being able to witness the senate debates has given you any sort of insight into the politics at play here?
CC-1010: Nope.
[Sound on audio file is CC-1010 sipping from a mug of caf for approximately 9 seconds]
L: Uhm. Well. There aren’t many people, clone or otherwise, who get such a close audience with Chancellor Palpatine. Are you and the other Coruscant Guard troopers close with him?
CC-1010: Hm. No.
L: …Thank you for your time.
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: Captain Rex. I appreciate your willingness to, uh, actually speak to me. Have you given much thought to what might happen once the war is over?
CT-7567: Of course. All of us have. But you tend to stop thinking about that pretty early on in your service.
L: Oh? Why is that, do you think?
CT-7567: There’s just not much of a point to it, really. We’ve got too much on our mind every day trying to keep our heads up and keep ourselves and our brothers alive. The end of the war, it’s just not really a factor for us.
L: Right. You’ve been fighting for years now. That must take a toll.
CT-7567: I suppose, but in a sense, it’s just our way of life. We’ve never known anything besides war. How can we imagine a life after it? To a clone, the galaxy has always been, and will always be, at war. I don’t think I would know any other way to navigate the world.
L: That’s… actually very insightful.
CT-7567: You sound surprised?
L: Never mind. Does—does it frighten you, then? Not knowing what might come after?
CT-7567: Not at all. The future might be an unknown, but whatever happens, I know—
[Sound on audio file is the briefing room door opening]
CC-2224: Your boys are at it again.
CT-7567: [groan] Which ones?
CC-2224: All of them. They’re in the quad, Wooley said something about a stolen speeder.
CT-7567: So it’s your boys, then. Your boys who just got bailed out of Corrie holding this morning?
[Sound on audio file is CT-7567 standing]
L: Wait, no, we were just getting somewhere, don’t—
CC-2224: My men stepped in to control the situation.
CT-7567: Face it, your troops kriff around and blame mine when the osik hits the filtration system.
[Sound on audio file is CT-7567 and CC-2224 bumping the microphone as they move toward the door]
L: Captain? Commander? Please, if we could at least finish what we—
CC-2224: All I’m saying is, this wouldn’t be the first time the 212th have had to step in to clean up the 501st’s mess.
CT-7567: Mhmm. Is that what happened on Naboo, too?
CC-2224: That’s different and you know it.
[Sound on audio file is briefing room door closing. Following sound is approximately fifteen seconds of Lila groaning increasingly loudly]
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: [long sigh, followed by approximately 7 seconds of silence] It is currently… 1743 hours. I’m still in Briefing Room B, I’ve deleted more useless material than I’ve kept, and I am questioning… every choice I’ve made in my academic career. So. Commander Bly. Can you tell me a little about your relationship with your Jedi General?
CC-5052: No comment.
L: Oh, kark this.
[sound on audio file is Lila removing her lapel mic]
L: …Do you know how to get to 79’s from here?
[Recording stop]
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