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psqqa · 8 months

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okay but if we’re going to go with theatre major phoenix we need to go full fucking theatre major phoenix

like he shows up in germany the first time like “if there’s time for it i’d love to catch a show while i’m here, germany has such a vibrant theatre scene”.

and edgeworth's like “absolutely we can make that happen, i believe there’s a major schiller production running at the moment and it should have english surtitles”.

and phoenix is like “oh yeah no i’m sure it’s really solid but actually there’s a shakespeare production i’m interested in”.

edgeworth is like “okay odd choice for someone supposedly interested in the german theatre scene, but yeah who can say no to shakespeare". but they get there and it turns out it's this like peak weird experimental avant-garde german theatre production of coriolanus that’s set in a bdsm club. for like four hours edgeworth keeps looking over at phoenix like “what in the actual fuck is happening right now right now” but no matter what is happening onstage, phoenix just keeps watching it intently, finger pressed to his lips, the same pensive furrow to his brow that he gets in court when listening to testimony.

but afterwards when they're sipping their after-show aftercare tea in the lobby phoenix is waving his arms all over the place as he's like “SUCH an effective use of consent! the way they just continually wove it into everything. the almost brechtian emersion it created. the way it laid bare the underlying themes around consent of the governed. and then tying that in with the obvious angle of the performative masculinity of militarism and an audience that demands to be played to, and drawing the comparison between that and both bdsm AND theatre itself. an obvious comparison of course, but SO well done! just wow!"

and edgeworth who still hasn't quite managed to process anything beyond that first moment when coriolanus walked onstage in full leather daddy get-up and has a white-knuckled death grip on the after-show aftercare blanket wrapped around his shoulders just nods weakly and croaks out a vague “i'm glad you enjoyed it”

like he's gotta be into weird and experimental theatre. he can't have been a theatre major and NOT be into weird and experimental theatre. sure he'll go see the schiller production and enjoy it, but bdsm coriolanus is what gets his Theatre Kid blood pumping, y'know.

#ace attorney #i make no claims as to the feasibility OR merit of this hypothetical staging of coriolanus #i watched the tom hiddleston production once and the finer details of the plot and its themes have not survived the years since then #but don't worry the fictional theatre company isn't wholly irresponsible #there were large signs #the people checking their tickets did a whole 'you have familiarized yourself with the details of this production right?' spiel #the program featured like ten pages of warnings and explanations and shit #edgeworth just missed all that because he was arguing with phoenix about the legal elements of the merchant of venice #and also 'yes i'm familiar with coriolanus phoenix i'm not an uncultured swine'

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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Combining 'cap is presumed to be kryptonian' with the divine twitch chat with what the wiki calls straight up clairvoyance to create 'cap is assumed to be superman's ancestor come here from krypton millenia ago to protect and guide us'.

Because a) like superman, marvel is widely believed to have no secret identity at all - he bares his face entirely! He's a huge kinda dorky wall of muscle who never says anything worse than heck, everything about that stands out. It's assumed they jet off to the same place on their downtime, the famous fortress of solitude.

B) cap may not have a Supers senses, but between his almost precognition, his uncanny ability to pick up lies, his tendency to suddenly pause and listen to someone unheard before randomly jetting off, and his occasional one sided discussions that leave him with more information than he had before, it's pretty easily implied he has them (it's the chat piping in. He's gotten quite good at filtering out the actually important information).

C) no one really knows how aliens age anyway - and with magic, who knows what an already op hyper advanced alien race could do??? There's substantial proof cap has been around for MILLENIA, if you know where to look (that fact that a good chunk of stuff is Black Adam distresses Billy no end, but it doesn't seem like he left any trace of his evil doings (he rules a country, and ancient murals of you summoning hordes of demons to decimate the earth does not good pr make). He's probably immortal! He talks like he is, sometimes.

D) supes and cap get on really well! Almost... Unusually well. (the Internet reads too much into two dudes who aren't afraid of emotions finding unexpected kinship in their hero life.) there's definitely something else going on there and everyone knows superman is head over heels for batman so it's not that.

E) he's a captain! He's a champion! Apparently his home base can be accessed anywhere in the universe??? Like, say, another planet??

So why did he come to earth? Why did he really only emerge again now, after centuries of total radio silence? It was... Right after superman debuted... Well, give or take a few years, but what's that to an immortal being?!

A jl member brings up the rumours during a meeting and Billy nearly chokes trying not spittake at the justice league table. Superman blue screens visibly.

Then someone asks cap if he's sure his body is human, and??? IS IT??!!! The wizard would have said something, right??!! Ghost or not??

The delay is just long enough to make the gossip mongers interested.

#captain marvel #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #dc comics #superman #billy batson #clark kent #kryptonian rumours #This also ties to the 'cap occasionally gets pelted with kryptonite and criminals get confused as to why it won't work' post I saw #because why not #Extra points if batman pokes him with kryptonite out of nowhere at one point 'just to check'#Divine chat finds it all hysterically hilarious and keeps encouraging Billy to make it worse #Solomons wisdom means he knows Exactly how it's about to go down but he legally can't say no if they force the issue #(not that it's ever stopped him)#This was supposed to be 'haha another plot point for the funny kryptonian rumours' and then it spiralled

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martianbugsbunny · 10 months

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I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well

#it's like a checklist for him I swear #be gay? *kisses Charles* check #do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check #Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated #besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities #he is simply down too bad for that #bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated #and they wreak havoc together for a treat #idk I'm simply wild about the boys #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #Charles x erik #Erik x charles #cherik #be gay do crime #x-men #martianbugsbunny ships

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andi-o-geyser · 1 year

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do you ever just. think about how in cr1 after Percy went all No Mercy and killed for the second time Vex cornered and slammed him against a wall to confront him and they were implied to be close enough that Sam kept whispering for them to kiss? and they just. left it out of tlovm. rip to the animated show but the og stream had hot girl intimidation tactics and “Look me in the eye, Percy” and “I’m fine. You’ll know if I’m not” “I will”. fucking unmatched.

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gingerteaonthetardis · 7 months

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TWELVEROSE/TUCKERROSE AU | The Communications Director & The Call Girl

[ID: a set of four gifs with edited captions to give the appearance of a phone conversation between AU rose and AU twelve/tucker. the first gif is of rose in the bath; her phone is resting next to her on a stool. she's captioned as saying, 'hello?' the second gif is a closer-up shot of twelve/tucker's face as he leans forward in his office chair. he's saying, 'oh, am i your booty call now?' the third gif is of rose leaning slightly closer to her phone, saying, 'd'you know what a booty call actually is?' the fourth and final gif is back to twelve/tucker, who seems amused and slightly offended as he says, 'well, i learned from you!' /END ID]

#everyone legally has to be nice to me about this gifset even though it is ugly bc i have never tried to piece a scene together like this!!#it was hard to make the dialogue work with their like. mouths. but i had a good time messing around anyway!#also yes this is based loosely on a scene idea for my AU that will live forever in WIP purgatory but is also my fav concept of all time </3 #twelve x rose #twelfth doctor #rose tyler #malcolm tucker #abbey gifs #gifset #ttoiedit #sdoacgedit #billie piper #peter capaldi #dw au #sort of. idk. IDK #ALSO i have no idea how this will look on mobile. i didn't check. so if it's extra ugly. that's none of my business pls don't tell me

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oldbirdwithnobrain · 16 days

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that moment when glasses

saw this and immediatly knew i had to redraw it with medic

(dont mind the sketchyness i speedran this, and really didnt wanna clean this one)

Original under cut:

#tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 medic #medic #this is reminding me i need to get my eyes check #my visions so shit #some of the colors are eh #but ill fix it next time :]#tf2 fanart #fanart #my art #art #meme redraw #hope youre all doing well #oldbird&co #i hc broski is is almost legally blind without his glasses so this meme checks out lol

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moeblob · 1 month

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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

#my characters #also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him #so instead of yelling his full proper name #she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last #and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public #hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king #the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller #the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab #and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister #she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY #so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he #but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but #he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother #and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him #and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe #and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member #and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes #cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone #so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me #but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five #this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think #now im super tired bye

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spicyicymeloncat · 1 year

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I’m just saying. Ninjago fandom. Y’all are doing a big silly. You’re all being very silly guys rn. The whole scene where we see a memorial of cole, and we see Lloyd looking at it and we hear a child say “but now no one knows where they are” actually implies the ninja aren’t dead. It’s implying that Ninjago citizens thought they were, and the fact that Lloyd (who would’ve been thought dead too) is in that scene means the whole “thought dead” thing is wrong. Considering half the ninja are fine, idk why anyone is assuming everyone else died offscreen. The fakeout deaths have altered your brain chemistry. Ninjago isn’t even trying to convince you the ninja are dead, y’all are fakeout death-ing yourselves.

Fr I mean this gently but it’s like half of you are convinced the series is bad before it’s even aired and it’s really starting to smell like cinema sins in here.

#killing off half the characters offscreen does not make any narrative sense #it makes less sense than the more likely option of that the Arin and co are going to collect the ninja from different realms l #like trick or treaters on Halloween collecting candy #this behaviour has prevailed since the set titles were leaked and everyone thought that because they aren’t in the set titles they have #to be dead #silly behavior #i diagnose you with SILLY #btw since the ninja are in the sets I don’t think they can legally be killed off yet #and all of them are in the sets #ninjago #Ninjago spoilers #Ninjago dragons rising #I’ve seen people complain about the dumbest things #like someone didn’t like beatrix’s hair because it’s the same haircut as spider verse Gwen????#Tbf that one came from Reddit so checks out ig?

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cistematicchaos · 4 months

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im so tired of the casual ableism surrounding covid yall. living in a household where it is not taken seriously is wearing me down to a nub. this is so fucked.

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todd-queen · 4 months

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live footage of me thinking about hoffman's cheek scar

#mark hoffman #detective hoffman #(his legal name)#reverse bear trap #saw vi #all the art i have in this folder is under “mark hoffman” and it is INCREDIBLE and you should check it out IMMEDIATELY #blaming the cloud i saw today that had a sliver of red light running through it

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sincerely-sofie · 6 months

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#my understanding of fanfiction is that if it’s free at a base level then it’s legal #so the idea of an ebook formatted in such a way that it could be downloaded and printed and placed in a binder—#(especially when it’s ultimately up to the consumer whether or not to pay anything at all for it)#—checks out in my eyes.#I need to look into it more and make sure everything is okay tho #tbh I would just love to make a digital product I could provide for free as a fun little side project #I daydream about formatting the fic into a printable form (complete with illustrations) constantly #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift au #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd #pmd sky #pmd explorers #pmd eos #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd au #pmd fanfic

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jimmyspades · 17 days

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Watching the Boston Legal season 5 special features and there is an entire deleted storyline about Denny having a daughter. Liveblogging my thoughts <3

Alan buying matching slippers for his sleepovers with Denny. Flamingo moment

Alan in a rare brown (?) suit

A woman threatening/promising to tie Alan up, asking him to spank her

Alan on a date and being properly flirty for the first time all season finally??

Alan saying he loves waking up next to Denny. Flamingo moment

Alan loves Werner Herzog he's my soulmate fr

Alan fan of age gaps

ALAN IN HIS PERVERT TRENCH COAT AGAIN!!! <333

ALAN’S CAR

ALAN OPEN-MOUTHED KISS WITH TONGUE!!!!!!!

I just realized her name is Liz LMAOOO lizzington nation where are you STAND UP!!!!

Alan tries to prove how respectful he is to women and gets called a hound dog and a pervert. True

Alan calling Denny a deadbeat dad wow that was one of the meanest things he's ever said definitely NOT a flamingo moment

Denny playing Legend of Zelda on the Wii in his office

Denny: "I love you like a son, I don't want to lose you, I don't think I could bear to lose what we've got, honestly I don't think I could survive it." Alan: "Denny, you will never, ever lose me, ever." Flamingo moment

Balcony scene: Denny suggests he and Alan adopt a baby together. Flamingo moment

D'Elia said they cut this storyline bc the emotion wasn't quite there, they needed more scenes to make it happen and didn't have the time. I think if this was a plot in season 4 or earlier in season 5 (or if season 5 got a full 20+ episode order instead of just 13) it could've worked but it's for the best it was cut. It would be too big and too rushed for something the week before the series finale

Since it never aired and the actress who plays Denny's daughter ends up playing the opposing attorney at the Supreme Court the next episode, I don't think this is canon. But Alan and Denny having matching slippers is real to me

If I had a nickel for every time James Spader was a main character on a multi-season network television show that included a storyline about a complicated confusingly erotic relationship between a wealthy powerful potential father figure and a daughter named Liz I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

#that kiss was so hot. maybe this is recency bias but like at top alan kiss. a top james spader's entire career kiss #fanning myself. jaw on the floor #boston legal #*#alanalysis #sort of #I haven't checked if these scenes are anywhere online I'd post it myself but it's over 20 minutes 😭#I will absolutely get around to making gifs of it eventually though. THE KISS!!!!!!!!!!#alan was so celibate in season 5 which I'm fine with tbh LOL but seeing him all flirty and romantic again.... I miss you perv <3

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loreofthefritz · 2 years

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5-year-old Gohan driving a jet plane before Goku and Piccolo knew how to start a car

Funnily enough, it still makes sense that he doesn't know how to cross the street despite the fact, because:

He has never lived in the city before.

He's always with adults when they go to the city (unless he's flying with ki to get there).

Knowing how to cross the street is not a requirement in driving aircrafts or in fighting world-ending threats.

He can literally fly. What would he need street signs for?!

Which then got me asking, WHY does he need to drive an aircraft?!

#the grim tale of the overly competent child #i bet he learned it from reading a book like a real nerd /affectionate #then just tried doing it when the opportunity presented itself #and he just flew flawlessly in 3 tries max #chi chi does not know this but wouldnt be surprised regardless #so i dont think 5yos are legally allowed to drive so we can check this as gohan being a delinquent at the tender age of 5 #ya know if Gohan didnt stop studying for 3 years to fight the androids he probably didnt even need to go to HS #he'd be in college at age 14-15 i bet #toriyama knows he has to nerf this kid #this is exactly why i have a 'gohan became a CC intern right after the cell games au'#he met hedo there and they become friends 🥺#GIMME GOHAN BEING TAUGHT BY BULMA YOU COWARDS #so we can make it official that gohan learned from all of goku's friends #i made a long fucking tag im so sorry i'll stop now #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball movie #son gohan #dbz gohan #gohan dbz #fritz headcanons #fritz in fandom #my boy can fly 4 ways now: 1 bukujutsu. 2 kinto-un. 3 Icarus / Haiya Dragon. & 4. his own fucking jet p #jet plane*#why are you THIS smart #HOW ARE YOU FIVE?!#ok i'll really stop now promise #masenko huh

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kirby-the-gorb · 1 year

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #he is welcoming you inside :>#I want to get to the part where both my partners live with me sooooo baaaaaad ;n;#(I've lived with my wife for 7 years)#(but our other partner stayed put up north when we moved last summer)#(cuz they hadn't been with either of us that long and we knew from the beginning this was a 1-year move)#(they've come to visit us three times now and every time we all love just. existing together.)#(getting groceries. they took my wife to the urgent care the first time we were here. food prep. just. existing together.)#(also by the time we move again they'll've been with us a whole year longer than last time we moved ofc :v )#(so hopefully they can move with us this summer wherever we go.)#(don't tell them this I don't think they check the tumblr but we reeeeeally like them)#(we both want to keep them forever if they'd be okay with that)#(like. rings-forever.)#(though you can only have one legal official spouse in the united states.)#(and I get dibs on the legal protections due to my disability.)#(and. like. already legally married my wife lol)#(and we want to actually live with them for a little bit before we actually bring it up)#(just to make sure everything's as worth it as we expect)#(which is why you can't tell them :v )

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reflectionsofgalaxies · 1 year

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A story in images. @sangoundercover dropped new art today and broke a good portion of WN Twitter. I love Cheska very much, she’s hilarious and so sweet.

#Cheska getting jump scared by truly sensational but also sinful (sin-sational?) fanart #Sango kills us every time #and has claimed yet another victim #Cheska is so fucking funny #and she and her husband are both just such genuine fans of the show it’s both endearing and relatable #but also the fact that it intersects with her professional life is WILD #she does a great job of hyping up the fandom #(and also keeping them in check)#she also just has some genuinely delightful insights both to the show. life in general. and legally blonde the musical.#anyway I’m talking too much in these tags i’m maybe a little high #pfp and Twitter names (poorly) blurred out bc I’m not sure about cross-platform etiquette #so erring on the safe side idk #I just think this whole interaction is funny and charming #and as someone who until recently was only on Tumblr and would have missed all these interactions #I kinda wanted to share it here #Warrior Nun #Twitter #Avatrice #personal

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girlwithfish · 18 days

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fuck indeed fr

#spent an hr on a cover letter for this entry lvl paralegal assistant job #and i got rejected like almsot immediately 😭😭😭#when i chekced the status #i thot maybe cuz i assumed i did bad on their legal assessment thing #bc the job descript was like no legal background needed and then there was still an assessment w a bunch of legal terms #and i cld have looked up all the answers ig but im like is that cheating lol and supposedly i dont need to know this idk #so i just did my best and googled a few terms ig #but i checked and apparently i scored proficient on it like ok #writing these fuck ass cover letters and putting in effort does nothing 4 u anyway 🙏🙏#jfc #i did like one more low effort app and then a slightly.more effort app and a quickly written cover letter just in the text book #idgaf anymore jesus 😭#BORING #Spent 3 hrs at the library starig at my puter

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