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rookiesbookies · 5 months

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Hi, I really love the greek gods au for the boys, could I request some more hcs for them?

I was lowkey so excited to have an ask! Welcome Anon! I appreciate you! You have braved my inbox and im super excited to have you!

I saw you ask and wrote this as fast as I could with some of the other ideas for them that swim around my brain.

Let me know what you think!

Masterlist is pinned on my account as always, and my inbox is open!

Price

He had Hephaestus forge him a special razor so he could always keep his mustache in check after an incident where he tried to use a human razor and broke it.

He wears human clothes, he does have his godly robes but he prefers to wear something that may be comforting for whatever sacrificial woman he has at a given moment.

Has debated no longer accepting the women as sacrifices

for a long string of time the women were just the horniest ones or the village prostitutes. While they were nice for a week or two he did end up finding them homes elsewhere

Gaz says he fosters women like cats.

Price isnt looking at fostering anymore though. This most recent accidental sacrifice has by far been his favorite. She’s so warm, causes no problem, and isn’t like the last one he got who owned 8 cats.

Price likes cats, just not 8 of them.

He also worries Zeus will try to take his woman

Which is why the woman is hidden and protected by Price’s powerful shield from anyone who tries to creep on her. He doesn’t want his woman threatened by Hera.

Hera already knows he has decided to marry this one, as the goddess of marriage and is probably the most proud of him compared to Zeus’ other bastard children.

Soap

He most often wears his godly armor instead of his robes or human clothes.

The human clothes are really only to go see Price, the robes are really only for relaxing in his house, but the armor is for working.

He has to really just follow around his dad, Ares

He doesn’t know his goddess mom, and Ares wont tell him. Honestly he questions if he’s even Ares because the relationship isnt very father-son, they’re more just like Coworkers

He says his mom is probably Aphrodite but who knows

He spends most of his time with Simon.

Simon is relaxed and comes to work with him sometimes. Usually accidentally causing a cold breeze with his presence.

Soap linda digs the dark robes, he hates how shiny his white ones are.

Definitely hides amongst humans when he gets pent up or frustrated from work.

Gods are so demanding in bed, he’d rather have a human.

With Price looking like he’s going to settle down with his newest sacrifice, Soap thinks about finding his own woman. Price’s helps him cook and clean and look like she’d take it with no problems. Soap kinda wants that now

Ghost

He’s a very antisocial god.

Price has tried to get him to loosen up.

Price has offered him the best of some of the sacrifices that he didn’t get along with.

Simon just hasn’t shifted.

He buddies around with Soap, says its because their work is the most similar.

In reality Soap is the one person he favors the most. Keegan is also up there, but he’s no Johnny.

He never understood why Price took the sacrifices of women. He doesnt bother with the mountain god who gets on his nerves. He loves Gaz but his social battery just dies.

He doesnt see anyone loving that.

Not to mention, he’s the god of Winter. His fingers are cold, his robes are a dark black instead of a beautiful white because he’s from the underworld, and he spends a lot of time down there as well.

He refuses to kidnap a woman how Hades had. Says he had standards and is too attractive for that. Tells people he’ll get a woman when he wants one.

Persephone worries about him. Persephone wants a daughter-in-law who can bring her cold son out of this.

Even Demeter worries, and she loves when he visits. She has no more work when he comes into town, she just wish he didn’t reek of death from the underworld.

Konig

You think Konig was tall at somewhere between 6’7” and 6’10”? Now he’s like 8 feet tall.

He’s probably the loneliest of all of gods, he lives at the top of his mountain (which is kinda like the one of Olympus where it was kinda just a glorified hill) and doesn’t get much company, unlike the 141 group.

He does wear a veil because of his anxiety, being a lonely god makes you self conscious, what if all the other gods are much more handsome?

He wears robes, unlike the 141 group, he doesnt try to blend in with humans so he only has his godly robes.

He doesnt often get sacrifices either, since his altar is at the top of the mountain. Its why he doesnt intervene when the war people come often.

If only there was a way to sacrifice someone to keep him company, he’d never need much more again.

Especially with Atlas holding up the world.

Zeus told him he was born from a single drop of Atlas’ sweat hitting the ground.

Konig has never met Atlas. So he wouldn’t doubt he maybe is secretly a Zeus child? However he doesn’t mind not being a Zeus child. Hera doesn’t give him problems and he likes it that way.

He cooks, he cleans. He’d do anything for someone to spend a bit of time with. He might start scoping out the local village and town again. Last time he was disappointed by all the interesting ones being taken, so he stayed at a distance. But maybe he’d try again.

Keegan

Work is always calling Keegan.

As Thanatos says, “humans wont stop dying, birthing, fucking, or breathing”

Keegan doesn’t disagree.

He has black robes, similar to Ghost’s as they’re both from the underworld. He has spent a great deal of time with Simon as he has to deal with people suffering from hypothermia in the harsh winters.

Simon doesn’t cold shoulder him like most others. Compared to the gods from the underworld, Keegan is quite friendly. He just knows people dont live forever.

Or he hasn’t learned Price can protect humans and living things from death yet.

He has a solid relationship with Thanatos. He cant complain especially next to Soap’s and Price’s situations

He hasn’t ever really spent time with the 141 group because he’s worried he’ll have to get up and leave randomly due to his job.

He also doesn’t have human clothes like they do. He often wonders where they came from.

His home is in the underworld, so he worries about a human living there if he ever were to take on a bride.

Maybe he’d find a nice goddess like Hades did. But Price makes humans seem so nice.

He just worries he wouldnt be home enough to care for his human or he’d have to take his human to work to make sure she got enough vitamin D… i mean he can always gives you vitamin D but it’s a different vitamin.

He’s also worried about touching a human because what if he accidentally kills them or something ridiculous like that?

Too many risks. Maybe. Unless someone is brave enough to prove them wrong.

Gaz

He saves a lot of dropped babies from serious damage. He never shows himself, always stays invisible to the human eye, but he saves a lot of babies.

Also saves a lot of kids. Toddlers and young children fall quite a bit.

He has the whitest and cleanest and shiniest robes btw

But yeah he loves saving kids. Especially when he can show his form because adults don’t believe kids anyway.

Especially if they say they were saved by a god.

He also saves quite a bit of animals. Like bird eggs.

He just prefers saving kids.

He thinks they’re really darn cute.

Wouldn’t mind a few of his own

Doesnt help Hermes keeps teasing him though.

Hermes never misses a chance to remind him he came from him jerking it on a cloud and letting it fall to the earth.

Hermes thinks its really funny.

Gaz wouldn’t hate a partner. Nymph, Human, or Goddess.

He’s taken a couple of them to bed and has to say Human is his favorite.

Did he mention he saves a lot of kids?

Would you, maybe, like to save his, perhaps, for like 9 months?

Krueger

Sebastian makes Konig’s world a bit less lonely? However isn’t the most wonderful company.

Definitely defiles the virgins of random towns near by.

Has fun telling them he’s a god and was sent by their towns patron to defile them

Lowkey Hera had to ask if he was one of Zeus

He was actually carved from clay and given gifts from gods

Artemis made him a skilled hunter, Hades made him a quick thinker, Athena gave him tactical knowledge, Ares gave him strength, Apollo gave him impermeable skin, Zeus gave him a big dick, Eris gave him wild anger

The usual

His job is not terribly demanding and has quite a bit of free time to spend with Konig

He has big dark armor and a giant axe. Definitely has a lot of fun with it

his dream is to get a temple of his own and his own priestesses who would do his bidding and pray to him their city doesnt go on a hit list for the gods

He also dreams to get a virgin sacrificed to him.

He isnt greedy like Price when it comes to women, he just wants one. One is all he would need.

He’d never need to go around defiling random virgins anymore, he’d just get to have his virgin at home.

He’d love to have his own servant. He’d treat her well he promises. He’d love an embarrassed virgin for himself.

#cod x reader #call of duty #captain price #ghost cod #john price #john soap mactavish #konig x reader #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #keegan russ x reader #cod keegan #keegan p russ #konig call of duty #captain john price #john price x reader #simon ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader

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mammonlol · 2 years

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OBEY ME CHARACTER HEIGHTS (MY HEADCANONS) ♡

my hcs from shortest to tallest ft. my self insert:

luke: 5’1 // 154cm - i have a ten year old sister who is tall for her age (she’s 5’1), so i don’t find it that unbelievable or unrealistic making him this height

thirteen: 5’9ft // 175cm - tall queen. i’d love to imagine her being tall ♡ ♡

asmodeus: 5’11ft // 180cm - shortest brother. although i think he’s usually taller to around 6’0/6’2ft since he wears heels alot

self-insert (Ava): 5’11ft // 180cm - same height as asmo. also enjoys wearing platforms and heels so sometimes is 6’2 (188cm) on special days. AND YES I AM A 5’11 CIS-FEMALE IRL

belphegor & raphael: 6’0ft // 183cm - new character height charts aren’t out so i’m just spit balling here for raphael. i imagine belphie also slouches a lot, so he may appear a little shorter at times (fix your posture! >:0 /j)

mammon: 6’1ft // 185cm - third shortest brother. but i do not and refuse to believe he’s under 6 foot, since he’s a model after all. average demon height. i like to believe that demons have different height averages than humans since they’re, yk, demons. so i imagine their average in heights are a bit taller:)

leviathan: 6’2 // 188cm - he’s canonically slightly taller than mammon, but just like belphie, i think he slouches a lot so he may appear mammon’s or asmo’s height quite often

satan, simeon and barbatos: 6’3ft // 190cm - on the height chart, they both look around the same height. slightly taller than levi. it was also said by asmo that simeon had very long and beautiful legs. i also think making them any taller seems a little unrealistic, and im trying to make all their heights as fairly realistic as possible!

solomon: 6’3 1/2ft // 191cm - hes like, the TINIEST bit taller than simeon, barbatos and satan. still think he’s 6’3, but close to 6’4. very tall in human averages

lucifer: 6’5ft // 195cm - second tallest brother, almost as tall as beel but not exactly there. his height definitely adds to his intimidating demeanour

beelzebub, mephisto & diavolo: 6’6ft // 198cm - they’re a little taller than lucifer. literal himbos. i don’t even need to explain why i imagine them super tall, even at 5’11 i gotta look straight up at these mfs. though i think mephisto definitely seems a lot taller to them because of his heels, so he’s usually 6’7-6’8ft

i’d love to see what you guys think!! :D

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theblacksheepcz · 1 year

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It is time for my headcanons of our favorite emo clown 🖤

And oh my god these are so random

She’s thin like a stick. Her bones are showing-

has a pentagram on her back.

binds her chest and goes by it/she pronouns but any are fine. She really doesn’t care.

we already know she can shapeshift and change her size so I like to think that she originally was short upon creation and then she decided to have a growth spurt and she’s been 6’7” since then. (if you read my first fic- I didn’t have this hc yet-)

definitely bit someone’s hand off at least once

eats tiny creatures. ate a whole mouse once.

tried to eat inedible things like soap

she spits spiders into people’s drinks as a prank

She doesn’t sleep.

if for example her arm gets cut off, it can move around and she can just plop it back on like nothing happened. but she can regrow it if necessary.

And yes she can eat with the jaw in her stomach

her pupils dilate when she sees something shiny or something she really likes

Whenever someone makes a rubber duckie squeak she spawns behind them

she totally spies on people as a normal spider

has a moral compass but doesn’t use it lol…

does she feel bad for the things she did? Not really(?), but she’ll agree that she took it too far with Rocky.

When she escaped into the real world Lou Natas took her under his wing and she’s forever grateful for it. “I’ve only had Sado for a day but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone.”

one time I had a brainrot about a summer holiday au and she shapeshifts into a shark or a sea monster to scare the living shit out of everyone

Sado and P03 would definitely have a sibling rivalry and argue about who’s the better mullinsverse sexyperson

Chose the name Amanda because of Amanda The Adventurer /j

And now here’s a musical break:

The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature

Freakshow - Skillet

Freak Show - punkinloveee & h3artcrush

Happy Pills - Weathers

Killer - The Ready Set

Bubblegum Bitch - Marina and the diamonds

Animal Cannibal - Probably in Michigan

Counting Sheep - SAFIA

#BrooklynBloodPop! - Syko

Electrical - Bali Baby

Bad bad things - Andrew Jackson Jihad

Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon

Eight Wonder - Lemon Demon

Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon

Fine - Lemon Demon

Destroyer - Saint Motel

Entropy - Awkward Marina

Oh Ana - Mother Mother

In my mouth - Black Dresses

Gallery Piece - Of Montreal

Know Me - Sean Altman

Whole day off - Oingo Boingo

Perfect System - Oingo Boingo

Same man I was before - Oingo Boingo

Don’t you dare forget the sun - Get Scared

#everybody gangsta until she’ll make me insane like Luke #dark clown s@do #the dark clown #the hex clown #the hex s@do #the hex #the hex game #daniel mullins #daniel mullins games #mullinsverse #inscryption amanda #amanda inscryption #headcanons #Headcanon

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neomettaton · 2 years

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mettaton hcs please *grabby hands*

HEHE OKAY YES

-Actually the biggest fucking dork in the entire universe and no one knows except two people and that’s Papyrus and Alphys

-He watches anime with Alphys in their pj’s and he loves it (believes that Mew Mew: Kissy Cutie 2 is better but he will never tell Alphys that unless he wants to die)

-His favourite food is Angel food cake (or any type of cake, really).

-He puts edible glitter on nearly everything he eats purely because he loves glitter. This tradition started because as a kid, Mettaton was a SUPER picky eater and wouldn’t eat anything. His mom put edible glitter on his food to make it more appealing to him, and it worked! Now, there is almost no food he won’t eat.

-His voice is actually pretty clear (clear as in human-sounding and not robotic). But when he gets angry, his voice will get more metallic and staticky.

-Has a really tough time paying attention to anything. You’d think Alphys would try and fix him, which, she has, but anytime she would bring it up to Mettaton, he would get defensive and go “MY MEMORY IS AMAZING, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHATSOEV- ooh Alphys what are you working on??? This looks cool-”

-Pansexual king. Case closed.

-He drinks petrol like coffee?? Alphys once woke up super tired and asked for a sip and he went “ ??? ok I guess” and when she took a sip, she spat it out immediately and went “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS METTATON” and he’s like “ITS PETROL YOU STUPID SHIT WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE?”

-He can and will scratch you with his ungodly long nails if you’re getting on his nerves. He’s deadass a fuckin cat.

-He can pole dance! He likes how creative you can be with different moves, it’s artistic as hell and he loves it

-He really likes Queen for some reason??? He loves to point out that “that Freddie Mercury is basically human me! Isn’t that neat?”

-He BEGGED Alphys to make him water proof so he could take a shower. He’s always been told that taking a hot shower is so relaxing and he wanted to test it out for himself. The outcome? It’s one of his favourite things to do, and he will spend over 2 hours in the shower, just because. It drives Alphys insane.

-He speaks French purely for the reason that “it’s a sexy language!!” He wanted his fans to hear him speaking in baguette so he asked Alphys to install a French-speaking chip in him. She did, and now it’s his favourite thing to use to boost his ratings.

-Insists on having 15+ pillows on his bed because he thinks it looks pretty. Then at the end of the day, he’s tired and wants to go recharge, he curses his own name for having to do an extra task of removing the billions of pillows.

-Is amazed by heart beats, since he doesn’t really have one of his own. He once asked Alphys if he could just lie on her chest so he could listen to her heartbeat. She was like “ummm… ok” and lemme tell you, he had a BLAST, like “ALPHYS THIS IS SO FUCKIN COOL YOUR HEART HAS A RYTHEM TO IT!!!” … my man thought that the heart beat was at random times- but now he will listen to heartbeats whenever he gets the chance (he’ll usually just curl up to Alphys when she’s on the couch and he’ll listen)

-He is incredibly tall already (about 6’5, WITHOUT the heels. With the heels, he’s about 6’7). If he wants to intimidate someone, however, he will make himself taller by extending his legs.

-He, interestingly enough, isn’t a fashion snob. He can appreciate everyone’s style and not think it’s bad. You could be wearing sweatpants and a sweater, and he’s just like “Oh!! Nice attire, dear! Where did you get them?”

-When he’s not on stage, he’s actually quite sweet and not arrogant like he makes himself out to be.

I hope this was good!! If you need more, send another ask :D

#undertale #undertale hc #undertale hcs #undertale headcanon #undertale headcanons #mettaton #mettaton ex #undertale tag

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blackdchliia · 3 years

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Omg I love your writing so much!! Thanks for all the Yelena content😔‼️ Can i request hc of goth Yelena (who maybe wears Demonias😳) with a fem reader who’s really soft and basically the exact opposite? Thank you!!🥰

✨Of course! Of course! Thank you so much for requesting this! This is sadly pretty short as I’ve used a lot of my creativity on the Valentine’s Day special I’m writing!✨

♥️Goth! Yelena with a Soft! S/O♥️

✨Warnings: None!✨

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

•Let’s get one thing straight, Yelena never saw herself getting with someone so soft! But, you were absolutely adorable and her little goth heart couldn’t help but flutter once she laid eyes on you!

• She ended up asking you out in her last year of highscool; she was a year older than you and you found her extremely intimidating. I mean come on! This 6’7, short haired, demonia wearing girl had asked YOU— someone who was extremely small and usually found comfort in wearing soft pastel sweaters and cute little butterfly clips in their hair, out!

•Of course you said yes. I mean; Yelena was smoking hot, intimidating or not! And, you wanted to give this beauty a chance!

•Let me just say; you regrets absolutely nothing! Yelena was so soft with you! She treated you like an absolute goddess!

•Of course over the years of dating, both of you had gotten so many weird looks and exchanges at the fact that someone so soft was dating someone so gothic!

•For your one year anniversary, Yelena bought you these really cute pastel converse shoes that had little butterflies designed on them! You ended up getting her these really HUGE platform boots for her! They had spikes on them and everything. She wore them every single day!

•Yelena’s all-time favorite outfit she’s seen you in by far was this really adorable pinky bunny jacket, which you wore over a white tank top and a light pink skirt! She found you absolutely adorable and called you her litte; “Bunny” for the next month!

•She loves seeing you show her all of your new accessories and clips you had gotten at any of the stores at the malls.

•In turn, she will always show you her cool bracelets and chokers she would get.

•Overall, Yelena LOVES you. She loves your style, she loves how soft you are! Opposites atttact, they really do!

#aot yelena #shingeki no kyojin #yelena x reader #aot #attack on titan yelena #reader #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #yelena #yelena aot #yelena attack on titan

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slash-em-up · 4 years

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Some soft headcanons for Jesse? :3c

Here’s some fun söft stuff for metal-head ;)

Jesse:

• what they smell like

- smoke, metal, musk, and occasionally very expensive cologne

• what their favorite smells in the world are

- This man is just one gigantic contradiction wrapped in a black bow. Jesse has days where he’s all about rich, strong scents and he’ll go out of his way to make everything around him smell like an opium den from the 1800’s – smoke, spice, and alcohol everywhere.

-Other times he’ll only want clean nearly medical scents in the house, and even the light floral scents of the freshly dried laundry will be offensive. It depends a lot on his mood at that particular moment.

• what pajamas they wear/what they wear to sleep in

- NUDE. He owns exactly one pair of sweatpants (cashmere) that his wife got him for Christmas and they’re soft enough that he will wear them every once and awhile; but normally??? Freeballin’ all over the damn place.

- Has 100% walked into a room that Preston was trying to work in without clothes on just to flex.

- What? A man can’t walk around naked in his own house? Is that a toothpick in your pocket, Preston, or are you just happy to see me?

• Relationship with their S/O, and a cute hc about them

- Jesse is a bit of a whirlwind, no matter how you know him.

- If you know him professionally you’re more likely to think he’s the dangerous Category 5 kind; but once you get to know him in a more personal capacity you adjust that to think of him as the 6’7” equivalent of the ‘Loony Toons’ Tasmanian Devil.

- He has an extremely dark and sassy sense of humor that gets lost a lot in translation when he signs or types, so he emotes a lot bigger with his body to make up for it.

- Speaking of which, if you don’t know ASL when you meet Jesse you��ll want to start learning ASAP. He’s ok with using the electronic reader; but he’s… chatty, so it’ll be so much easier on both of you if you can have an actual back-and-forth without him needing to take a pause to type out his answers.

- Once you’re in Jesses inner circle, you’re in for good. It’s a little like the mafia. He’ll take care of you, no matter what, no questions asked, no problem too big or too small… but you’ll probably end up wanted for money laundering in Bolivia by the end of it.

- That being said, as his S/O you’ll never have to question where you stand with him. He’s not afraid of expressing his emotions or thoughts on anything to you.

- He’ll look at you like you hung the moon – and treat you like it too.

• my favorite friendship (if applicable) and a cute hc about them

- Ok since I already did Asa & Jesse I’m gonna talk about Spann!

- Having worked her way up from the ground to her spot as Jesse’s right-hand Spann is practical and no-nonsense to a pretty extreme degree.

- Which you might think wouldn’t gel well with Jesse; but he appreciates the way Spann gets shit done without complaint and gives him compliments along the way (vain mofo).

- Preston would brown-nose too; but it was obvious he didn’t mean it. Spann is fully invested in the Corporation and in Jesse’s place at the head of it.

- Honestly, Jesse’s a little intimidated by Spann. He’s got nearly two feet on her but… she’s still scary.

- They have a pretty good string of snarky texts that have come out of too many long meetings. It’s basically a burn book for everyone in the Corporation.

• a song that reminds me of them

- ‘The World Ender’ by Lord Huron

• what animal i think they would be if they were an animal

- a lion

• what position they sleep in

- On his side, and deeply. Jesse has zero problem falling asleep at any time, in nearly any place – but prefers his giant-ass California Kingsize bed with silk sheets and you in his arms.

• their favorite drink

- He’s a snooty ho for a good scotch. Will judge you REAL hard if you order a whiskey and coke.

• a gift i would give them if i could

- Jesse is a rich bitch and doesn’t NEED anything; but if you make a scrapbook of your adventures together he’s going to cherish it forever. If it’s a physical one he’s going to tease you… like a lot… but it’ll mean more than a digital one.

#jesse cromeans #chromeskull #chromeskull: laid to rest 2 #laid to rest #horror movies #slasher headcannons #jessica writes

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