Dazai: Chuuya does what people think Harry Styles does.
Akutagawa: ….?
Akutagawa: Men…?
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Confession: Solas seems like such a closet pervert. And I’m not talking just whipped cream and handcuffs, he seems like the type of guy who steals used panties after a hookup. I’m talking semi-public sex, pegging, and a foot fetish. Absolute freak nasty man.
Maybe the devs didn’t include a sex scene because they couldn’t figure out how to model lavellan fucking his ass on a sex swing.
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No- but like the people watching the show who haven't read the books absolutely SIMPING over Luke. *evil crackling*
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Gil-Galad:
Galadriel:
Elrond: What?
Gil-Galad: Are you diagnosed autistic?
Elrond: No. Why?
Galadriel: Well...
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the fact that i was so excited when i saw jervis tetch in gotham until i found out what he was like.
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Do you fw skibidi toilet
I... what?
W-what's a skibidi toilet..?!
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i had a classmate in 3rd grade who's dream was to become a millionaire
and now im like oh sweetie...
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Scooter booter, have you seen giant Soldier?
Like the robots? Yeah I've beat their asses
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Why must you hurt the peepaw? What you gonna do that to Micheal too?
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my niece: “I’m not a FURRY, I’m a COSPLAYER”
also my niece: *exclusively cosplays furry characters, draws mostly furry characters, frequently draws non-furry characters as furries, wears fox ears and a fox tail every day*
me, who has been a furry longer than she’s been alive:
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Me writing about how Kass is determined to never experience the kind of loneliness she experienced when in solitary confinement for a year:
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The captain of the Demeter is left over with only the First mate and two helpers. And he thinks he's gonna reach England alive. LOL, nope. Dracula is definitely speeding up his feeding schedule now; perhaps he's expecting to not immediately find prey once they've arrived.
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