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It's almost.... 🦇 Harkin Time! 🦇
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#batbros#dm me#jack harlow#dracula daily#stardew valley#elephant#faggot boy#lexi belle#lgbtqia+#draco x hermione
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#women's march#japan girl#Night at the Museum#folk punk#ellie williams#gymnastics#jack harlow#haikyuu headcanons#Angel#dracula daily#stardew valley#awesamdude#elephant
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As Dracula Daily 2024 approaches, have a pre-horrors Jonathan! As a treat. I’m sure his business trip will go well this time. :)
#ooh I should do an illustration with that one line from Hadestown#*to know how it ends*#*and still begin to sing it again*#*as if it might turn out this time*#dracula daily#dracula daily 2024#dracula daily art#re: dracula
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i typed up my annual plea for you to love yourself today (sign up for dracula daily, one of two good things on the internet)
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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.
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So I finally watched Jurassic Park: The Lost World, and, I shit you not, when I got to the part where the ship crashed into the dock my VERY FIRST THOUGHT was
“Oh, just like in Dracula!”
This webbed site has ruined me.
#Jurassic park#jurassic park the lost world#Jurassic park spoilers#Dracula daily#dracula#dracula spoilers#the parallel I thought of was that#Both ships leave with a hungry being in the cargo hold#who then gets out and eats all the crew#And can’t steer the ship#So it crashes into the land at night#And then people go onto the ship to figure out what’s going on#Original
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."
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Van Helsing in movie adaptations: Dracula's nemesis
Van Helsing in the book: Dracula's real estate lawyer's wife's girlfriend's fiancé's boyfriend's university professor
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Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:
Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”
Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax."
Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”
SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”
Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”
Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~
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Genuinely 2022 has been an amazing year for tumblr memes
I mean we had so many good ones:
#girl ban
Lennon Asscrack
Horse Plinko
Blorbo from my shows
The variations upon blorbo(glup shitto, skrungly, poor little meow meow)
Eeby Deeby
It's me boy, the PS5 inside your brain
Live Slug reaction
Crabs
Eurovision Pussy
Tumblr Blaze Launch ft. Catholic evangelism and My immortal
Twitterpocalypse
Dracula Daily
Thank goodness he's straight actually
Pikaman
July(Shinso Abe's death, British gov collapse)
Gougar
September 8th(Queen dead, sansweep)
They unbanned tits- wait no they didn't
The Lettuce is Pm now
Twitterpocalyspe 2 he actually bought it this time
Tits are legal for real this time
2nd Anniversary of Nov 5th ft. Ryan Reynolds
And Now
Goncharov
In general something has definitely been in the water this year when we look back at the memes.
#twitterpocalypse#Horse Plinko#Goncharov#uk politics#dracula daily#blorbo#live slug reaction#November 5th#hashtag girl
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hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun
observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun
conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact
hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation
#the notes are just people pointing out that i'm like the last person to think of this#sorry. i'll try better next time.#vampire#shitpost#dracula daily#are they doing that again this year?#i miss it
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