theredhotshot
Grass grows, Sun shines, and brotha? I answer asks
What's there to know? I run fast, hit people with an aluminum bat, got a bucket of chicken; I'm living the good life.
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dont frown at me like that, you have to get vaccinated somehow and its hardly my fault you avoid appointments like theyre the plague
I'm just not a fan of needles, ya know? Plus, I don't see the point. I'm fast enough. I can outrun anything, Viruses and all dat other crap.
#asks#imagine him crossing his arms all proud for me thanks#or me#we're the same person at this point really#hi doc
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*hands you a whole cheesecake*
Since Scout hates doctors (so he says) how do you manage to give him his necessary shots?
usually its just as simple as calling him in for something completely unrelated and then giving him a shot while hes distracted or not expecting it since i happen to have him right there!
it can be a little tricky getting him to come to appointments at all though, but dont worry! there is a much easier alternative:
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I keep forgetting you're like 27 and not a middle schooler bro
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I am a grown ass man, I have a job???
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Hello scout, its my birthday.
I am becoming old :[
Yikes man, sorry for bein so late, but Happy birthday! It's no biggie, trust. I'm like...what, 27 now? Still handsome as eva.
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*looks tall scout up and down*
yea, i could take ya
and not in a fight
Ya I've heard it before, come on, bring it!
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lets go take ibuprofen together bbg ❤️
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dude. Bro. I think I love you bro... I'll give you a bucket of chicken if you marry me.
I love me too, sure
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I feel stupid but I panicked when the Item Issue was happening because I have Archimedes equipped on my medic and my ass went "Holy shit his bird is gone where is his bird" and I can only imagine how bad it would be for him.
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Who’s ur least favorite merc and WHY
Damn... Spy. He just ain't got a sense of brotherhood, know what I'm saying? There ain't room for someone like that on this team.
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What’s ur favorite pronoun
I'm a dude, dude. I love bein' a dude. Dude is me.
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Hey Scout! Can I request a bat to hit TERFs with?
The hells a terf.. I mean if it involves hittin people then have at it!
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hey, I'm that guy that asked if I could send over fanart, here ya' go bud!
Do your worst, or ya' best. Do whatever the hell you want with it. It's all yours.
Hoo brother.. no man, I love dis. It's amazing man, I love ya Arstyle!
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Prettiest of boys, okay so turns out I'm NOT dead, and never will be, I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me, I've just been taking a break for personal reasons, but i'm back now, so yay, you better have been brushing your teeth while I was away, we still have that dentist appointment on May 23rd, remember? Now, come here! *she tackle hugs him, despite being shorter than him, she nearly knocks him over*
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(hi pookie, i'm aliveee)
I did brush my teeth alright, dey're slightly less yello' than usual
Yo, miss, you got some serious leverage for someone as short as you are! but Whoa, we're gettin' kinda close there, huh?
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Just be yourself. Despite what others may say, you are a very charming guy. Just try not to force yourself to be someone else. Let Ms. Pauling get to know you, not the Scout. - Chef Anon
Oh, haha. I know which post you're referring to buddy and ya misunderstood, I got the situation sorted though
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is it okay if I send fanart over? I don't wanna make you feel weird if I do so I'm asking first. (I like your stuff btw. Keep it up!)
Aw man, yeah sure hit me with it! We love fanart ere,, no seriously, do it, and thanks buddy
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SEND DUDED
Go to the other guy, he has an onlymanns
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