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stxr-slut · 2 days
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I need a tshirt that says "I ❤️ sassy men".
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stxr-slut · 2 days
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Runaway!reader x the weasly twins (separate)
I've talked about runaway!reader with sirius, but what about runaway reader with one of the weasley twins.
Reader reminds sirius so much of his youbgrr self still, but this time their relationship is purely platonic. Seeing as reader would be the same age as the twins, meaning she's underage.
I wouldn't say it a particularly fatherly relationship, more like he's her mentor.
Readers usually quite shy and timid, but when a certain redhead starts staying at grimwald place with his family, she opens up a bit more.
He asks her how he'd never noticed her at hogwarts, she tells him she never went.
They hit it off, young love. Both fumbling idiots with bright pink cheeks whenever their near each other.
Him and his twin teacher her how to play pranks, open her up to the less serious aspect of life. He provides experiences she never would've had without him, and their lovesick grins across the dinner table have the rest of the order teasing them.
She teaches him all the weird facts she'd memorised from the books she'd read as a child, never the type to read anything other that non fiction novels, normally much too serious for a child to read at the age se was.
And he teaches her all the things she missed out on by not going to hogwarts.
Overall their perfect for each other, and everyone can see it.
(I personally picture George cos I'm a George girl always, but can be read for either !!)
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stxr-slut · 3 days
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I have cys (chronic yapper syndrome) and its actually v serious.
can i shut the fuck up thanks
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stxr-slut · 3 days
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The fact I show my affection through biteing in to funny.
Like I would 100% take a bite out of whichever of my partners body pars was closest to my head at the time.
I need to write an imagine abt reader who bites (self indulgent, I know) and their bf is covered in bite marks n their friends see and tease them abt it but they just fully don't care.
Like idk if anyone has ever written that specifically before, I've seen similar concepts tho.
But like who would it suit more? I'm thinking like.. sirius or jj, maybe jacob??
(Bonus points if I can include a joke abt how sirius/jacob is supposed to be the 'dog', not reader)
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stxr-slut · 3 days
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Thinking about throwing a strop and stomping away only for jacob to simply throw me over his shoulder and carry me back to where I'm supposed to be.
I'm a stubborn BITCH when I want to be, but so is he.
(Also, bro is 6'7 and I'm minorly afraid of heights 💀)
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stxr-slut · 3 days
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My thing for brown eyed yappers is insane I mean the literal love of my LIFE is a pretty brown eyed yapper and I will kidnapper her if she tries to marry anyone but me <33
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stxr-slut · 5 days
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DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE TWILIGHT MOVIE WHERE THEYRE ON THEIR HONEYMOON AND BELLA COMES OUT IN HER SKIMPY PAJAMAS AND HE JUST SMILES AND HIDES HIS FACE IN THE PILLOW? ITS SOOOOOO CUTE
AHHHHH no but their honeymoon was SO CUTE !! like before all that weird demon baby shit I was really rooting for them.
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stxr-slut · 5 days
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Calling a man daddy is like asking him to leave you.
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stxr-slut · 6 days
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I need to be unable to SPEAK cos of this man's dick and I need it NOW !!
need finnick odair to fuck the thoughts out of me right now, thanks
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stxr-slut · 6 days
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reblog if you:
ARE GAY
ARE POWERFUL
LOVE YOUR PARTNER
SUPPORT OUR TRANS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OUR AMAZING NONBINARY SIBLINGS
no one will ever know which one
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stxr-slut · 6 days
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AHHHH MY MANS IS SO CUUUTTTEEEEE
Hi love, if you're up to it could you write about bf Sirius teasing reader about something, and it actually hurts her feelings quite a lot? maybe she's always thought she's to shy for him, and he teases her about being quiet and it just hurts so much that he sees her just like everyone else does? like she thought he understood her, but instead he's teasing her about something she's rlly insecure abt ?
Thanks for requesting lovely!
cw: reader has leg hair
Sirius Black x shy!reader ♡ 1.2k words
You hear Sirius’ ruckus before he’s anywhere near you. Down the hall, shouting and laughter, and then your boyfriend’s voice: “Yeah, I’m on the lookout for my bird. She likes to hide herself away, let me know if you see her?” 
Your face warms, humiliation a prickly, unpleasant thing beneath your skin. The kinder part of you thinks for a second to stick your head out into the hallway so he can stop looking for you, but you can’t bring yourself to do it. A few seconds more, and it doesn’t matter. Sirius twists the handle of the door to your refuge, his amused gray eyes finding you in an instant. 
“Hey there, sweetness.” His voice is smooth and easy. He closes the door behind him, settling down across from you on the carpeted floor like it’s the most natural thing in the world. “Lily told me you went to go get another drink, but I think you might’ve gotten turned around. The kitchen’s just down the hall.” 
“Took a wrong turn,” you say sheepishly. Sirius only smiles. 
“My shy girl,” he croons, reaching forward and brushing his thumb over the soft hairs just below your kneecap. “If you were nervous, you could’ve just come and found me, sweet thing. I told you where I’d be.” 
He had, but you couldn’t have gone to him. You already feel like such a child. 
Sirius had been obviously thrilled with how well you were getting on with his friends tonight. It wasn’t like you hadn’t met them before, but this time Sirius had intentionally maneuvered you so you’d sat closest to Lily and Remus, the least obtrusive of his lot, and it had been going well. You’d been contributing to the conversation more than you were used to, encouraged by Lily and Remus’ gentle friendliness and your boyfriend’s pleased looks. After a while, James had cajoled the majority of the group into playing beer pong in the other room. Remus had stood to go, and Sirius with him, pulling his hand from yours and checking you’d be okay if he left you with Lily. 
The way he’d asked it, “Think you can manage on your own for a bit, gorgeous?” all light and teasing and infused with laughter, you’d had no choice but to say yes. Even if you suddenly didn’t feel very confident you could manage, and in the end, you didn’t. 
You’d let Sirius’ silly, thoughtless question get to you. Lily hadn’t even seemed to notice what he’d said, but your face had burned all the way to the tips of your ears, and all her kind, patient attempts at conversation were wasted on you. You forgot what you were going to say, stumbled over your words, apologized and awkward-laughed until you’d finally said you were going for another drink and not come back. You’d found this, a guest bedroom as far as you can tell, and hunkered down. You really hope she hasn’t taken it personally. 
“I didn’t want to bother you,” you tell Sirius now, your voice so soft it’s a miracle he hears. Outside of your sanctuary, the music turns up and shouting begins, the lyrics to a song everyone knows but you. 
“You could never bother me,” he promises. He’s lowered his volume to match yours. “I know how you get.” 
Shame burns hot and painful behind your eyes. “It’s not—” your voice catches, and Sirius’ thumb stills on your knee. You try again. “It’s not something I do on purpose.” 
“Hey, I know.” He scoots closer to you, setting his hands on your tented knees and propping his chin atop them so he’s looking at your face with just a few inches between you. His eyebrows are furrowed. “I know, sweetness. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, you know? Just that I don’t mind taking care of you when you’re feeling nervous or anything like that. You can always come find me.” 
It’s hard to avoid Sirius’ gaze when he’s this close, but you manage, looking down at the carpet past your thigh. “It felt a little bit like you minded when you left to go with James and Remus,” you say quietly. 
He tilts his head, steadfast in his eye contact even if you won’t reciprocate. It feels like he’s taking an inventory of your reactions as they flit across your face. You wish you were better at hiding them from him. “That upset you?” he asks, genuinely curious. “You wanted me to stay?” 
“No,” you say. “Well, yes, but that’s not…it didn’t upset me. You shouldn’t need to stay with me all of the time.” 
“I don’t mind,” Sirius interjects. 
You look up, and he rewards you with a half-happy uptilt of his lips. His expression is kind and open now, not a lick of teasing about him. 
“I don’t need you to stay with me,” you clarify. “It was just the way you asked. It made it sound like I can’t manage without you.” 
“Oh.” Sirius’ brows twitch together, recalling. One of his pinkies starts to stroke absentmindedly up and down on your thigh. “Sweetheart, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. Did I embarrass you?” 
“A little,” you whisper, shoulders hunching as your body tries to shrink away from him. “But it’s more that I didn’t realize you thought that.” 
“I don’t,” he says quickly, voice soft but ardent. “I really don’t, honestly. It was a joke, I was just…I was being stupid. I shouldn’t have made light of it. I know you’re fine on your own, angel, that was just my dumb way of trying to ask if you wanted me to stay and trying to keep it light. I wasn’t trying to tease you.”  
You tug on your bottom lip with your teeth. “It’s okay if you meant it,” you say.
“I didn’t,” Sirius promises. “Really, I swear. Can I—can I touch you? Say no if you don’t want it.” 
“You’re already touching me.” Some amusement makes its way into your tone. Sirius smiles, but doesn’t move until you say, “Yeah, you can.” 
His hands plant themselves on either side of your face, and then he’s jamming your knees apart with his torso, stamping his lips to your face. 
“M’sorry, my sweet girl,” he mumbles, mushing the words into the side of your nose. “I was being a prat, and I’m sorry. I can’t believe I made you feel bad.” 
“It’s okay,” you reassure him, smiling now. Your face is still burning hot, but the cause of that warmth is growing murky. 
“No, it wasn’t nice to make fun.” He pulls back, fondness mingling with solemnity in his gray irises. “I didn’t realize it’d come off that way, but I won’t do it again, I mean it.” 
“Thanks,” you reply just as sincerely. “I’m okay now, really.” 
“Yeah?” He kisses between your brows. “Okay enough to go back out there, or do you wanna go home?” 
You think on this for a minute. “I should probably talk to Lily for a bit before leaving. I feel bad for abandoning her.” 
“She’s alright, gorgeous,” Sirius reassures you, but offers you his hands. You take them, and he hoists you up. “We’ll grab you a drink on the way, say you got sidetracked. I mean, that’s basically what happened.” 
You roll your eyes, leaning into his side as he starts for the kitchen.
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stxr-slut · 6 days
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Okay but like yk how in ww2 women would like seduce nazi soldiers and lead them into traps and stuff?
Imagine thst but with the marauders era girls.
Like we all know they don't get nearly enough credit for their contributions to the wizzarsing war, but what if they literally had to put not only their lives but their BODIES on the line for the way only to barely be credited at all.
And they wouldn't even have to lead them into traps of the male soldiers, our girls would probably just use each other as backup and kill/capture them themselves.
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stxr-slut · 7 days
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Idk why but my type is "men who you genuinely can't tell if their gay or straight."
Like it's getting out of hand, jj maybank, Pope heyward, finnick odair, SIRIUS BLACK???
Not to mention my ex, rip (he's not dead, I just wish he was). Like I literally thought that man was gay when I first met him.
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stxr-slut · 8 days
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i never found the thought of edward watching me sleep creepy 🤭🤭 like if i slept pretty i would def want him to watch me
Dude I look horrendous in my sleep.
Also sometimes I sleep naked so that's terrifying.
Double also I grew up in a ground floor bedroom and my BIGGEST fear was someone watching me.
Maybe I'll make an exception for a pretty vampire boy though..
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stxr-slut · 8 days
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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stxr-slut · 8 days
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I, personally, would die.
and what if i did frat boy!boxer!fwb!luke all in one……..
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stxr-slut · 8 days
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Honestly, who isn't.
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i’m actually begging atp.
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