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Shishi/Riley
Just someone attempting to be funny(Any pronouns)
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I blacked out and suddenly this was in my ibis paint projects
#meme#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#I’m crying why do I do this#you see this is why I kin him#in the most simple terms#don’t project on to random anime boys people
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Ohmygod I forgot to post these here
#first one was supposed to say ‘domestic violence’ but autocorrect screwed me over#I would say the context but I don’t remember what story it’s from#the the Hinata chocolate story#that one#enstars#ensemble stars meme#meme#hiiro amagi#tetora nagumo#I hope those are actually the right people because I don’t remember how to spell/their last names 💀
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Currently listening to Writing On The Wall by Will Stetson to suppress “The Urges” because if I don’t consume Kaveh content rn I will go feral
#I’m in a Kaveh phase rn and I can’t stop myself omg he’s so pretty and cute and he’d-#genshin#genshin kaveh#kaveh
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mayoi is literally so perfect. id do anything for him
Anything?
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kaveh but i gave him bedroom eyes
#OH MYGOD#I’m fine#hxhdhdhshdvhwjdw#got jumpscared by this while scrolling down my feed but I do not mind#this is so pretty???????#I love him????????#Kaveh my beloved???????
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Is this what you guys were referring to when you fucking @/ted me in the discord server and just screamed “space sex” at me
Endling
✨SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE✨
Hey @h3apm3ch4n151m. Enjoy. ❤️
Warning(s): kiss, suffocation, the effects of the vacuum of space on the human body
So this is it.
Here you are.
Your ship, completely destroyed.
You, the only survivour of the destruction.
And now you wait for death. You float endlessly through space, your oxygen slowly running out.
There are many ways you could die here in deep space. You could be pulled into the gravity of a planet... or, god forbid, a star or black hole...
However, what seems most likely right now is suffocation. It will be slow and painful, but hey, so will every other death you could possibly have in this god-forsaken endless void...
...
Suddenly, you notice something out of the corner of your eye.
It almost looks like... an eel, of some kind... or maybe a person... or maybe both...?
"Aaaahhh~ What a surprise this is~" A strange, almost ethereal voice calls out, presumably from that strange creature... "How strange, I don't see your kind thiiiiis deep very often~"
You freak out and reach to your waist for a weapon, but... unfortunately for you, all of the weapons were on the ship, and you didn't have any time to grab any... so, you just have to deal with whatever this thing chooses to do with you...
"A human, hm~? I wonder why you were so deep in my territory~" The creature giggles, and begins to wrap its body around you. "Mining operation to find stuff that doesn't exist on your planet~? Or maybe you were preparing for war, I've heard your kind really likes war~"
"Let go of me-!" You demand, wriggling in this creature's grasp.
"Please, we both know you're on the verge of death, so I have no reason to kill you~!" He pats you on the head. "So, you have absolutely noooo reason to worry about me doing anything to ya~"
"...so then, what do you want from me...?"
"I just want to talk to you, that's all! I don't get to talk to people like you very often, seeing as your kind live so far away from this area..." He sighs. "...not just your kind, practically no intelligent life lives out here, so I'm always so bored and hungry... aha, but now I have you to talk to~! My name's Floyd, by the way~! Tell me, why are you here? You didn't answer me earlier!!"
Well, he sure is persistent...
"If you really must know, my crew and I were searching for another habitable planet..."
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!" He bursts out in laughter, squeezing you a bit tighter with his long, slightly glowing tail. "Aaahh~ That's hilarious~ You're gonna die, and it will have been for nothing~"
"Huh-?"
"There aren't any habitable planets out here, none whatsoever~! Isn't that funny?? You were going in the complete wrong direction if you wanted somewhere to live~!" He finally stops laughing at you. "Say, Shrimpy, how many people were in that 'crew' of yours?"
"Shrimp-? N-never mind... whatever... anyways, there were..." You pause, thinking about everyone. All the people you knew on that ship, your friends, enemies, acquaintances... all of them, gone... "Including me... there were... 106 people on our ship..."
He begins to laugh again... a cruel, unending, boisterous laugh.
"S-sorry, sorry~ I hardly ever get to talk with people like you, and just... aaaah, it always surprises me how hilarious you are~ You're all so funny, and so pathetic, too~"
"Great, I get to be made fun of and laughed at in the last moments of my life..." You sigh. You're starting to feel the effects of your oxygen running out...
"Aw, sorry Shrimpy~ Tell ya what, I could make sure you have a nice time as you go out~" Floyd insists, moving so that you can see his face clearly.
"I highly doubt that you could give me a nice death..."
"We could kiss~" He licks his lips. "I could make sure it's really nice for ya! But... ehe, you have that stupid helmet in the way. Just take it off~"
"But... I-I'd die... horribly..."
"So? You're gonna die horribly anyways! Why not do this?? At least this'll be quick~"
Well, he does have a point...
This will probably be faster than suffocation...
"...alright then. Why not... I mean, not much else I can do..." You sigh, and bring you hands up to your head... are you really about to do this?
"Here, let me help ya~"
He places his hands on your helmet just as you do.
And then, the two of you pull it off of you.
You immediately feel the effects of the vacuum.
You feel like you're boiling alive, but it's freezing at the same time... your eyes feel like they're going to explode- no- it's your entire head...
Floyd presses his lips firmly onto yours.
You can practically feel the air being sucked right out of your lungs... soon, the deoxygenated blood will reach your brain... and then, you'll fall unconscious... and finally die...
Just twelve more seconds.
...
The kiss is amazing.
Strangely enough, it almost helps you forget about how much pain you're in.
And slowly, slowly, slowly...
You drift off into your eternal sleep.
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"Shrimpy, wake upppp... I'm bored..."
You wake up on the floor of your boyfriend's dorm room.
"Agh, my head... what happened...?" You ask, rubbing the back of your head in pain.
"We fell asleep together watching a movie about space." Floyd tells you. "You must've fallen off the bed at some point, heh~"
"Oh... oh, I... I see..."
You stare up at the ceiling for a moment, thinking about that experience...
It was all... a dream.
...
Strange.
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Just realized when I think about writing a post I sometimes mumble the words 💀💀💀💀
#it’s the neurodivergent instinct kicking in oh no oh dear/h#*/j#why#why must I have big fingers#I am not rewriting that entire tag just to change one letter you cannot make me
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First, congrats on another milestone !
Second, I have come back anonymous again to ask for yet another Sampo on this fine occasion
I will gladly accept and be grateful for cat sampo, dog sampo, etc.
Hope you enjoy the rest of your day !!
wet cat clown man Sampo canon
#SAMPO#sampo my beloved#gerrrbrbrvrhehrgrhehdhreghrv#I was act just playing star rail lmao#sadly Sampo was not in my party :(#anyway#honkai star rail#honkai star rail sampo#hsr#hsr sampo#not my art#sampo koski#hsr fanart
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Great actually I’m not ready for that yet
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…at least I’m not close to graduating
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MEN WITH GLASSED MY BELOBED
I would love to see them just steal Azuls glasses lmao
Sh!ttily edited on glasses, but headcanon that the tweels need to wear tinted glasses because
1. Moray eels have bad eyesight
2. The water is a lot darker than the surface, so much so that they would want/need tinted glasses so they aren't blinded every time they get on land
3. It's funny to imagine they 'borrow' Azul's glasses until they get their own
#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#jade leech#floyd leech#twst floyd#twst jade#octavinelle
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…did you @/ me because I mistook Reigen for a font that one time or because of smth about how I act
Who's the character that's gonna be Yuu bestay
Reigen “fake-it til you make it” Arataka from Mob Psycho 100.
(I have some headcannons prepared/that I have been writing. Want them?)
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Haha we ignore the fact that I haven’t been on here in like a month teehee how silly of me
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…man I could never guess who’s shocked
..are they seriously just staring each other down
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I CANT
..are they seriously just staring each other down
#welt my boy#loucha isn’t gonna explode the express (at least I think he isn’t)#you can stop keeping watch of him#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr welt#hsr loucha
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..are they seriously just staring each other down
#I’ve heard people talk about welt always being on the other side of the express when loucha comes by#meanwhile for me he’s casually just sitting across from him 💀#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr welt#hsr loucha
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I uh don’t know these people so uhhh
Yayyy??
Also if someone wants to do one with mine here it is ig-
BESTIE!!! DO THIS!!!
@lvmxlee @yevene @astrililu @1234567youmakemefeellike11ive @achy-boo @juvellianovo + others
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