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I forgot who asked about the tag (like a few months ago) but the pile of corpses are for when I need a little snack :3
I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.
Alien: "What. What..?"
Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*
Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."
Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*
Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*
Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*
Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."
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I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.
Alien: "What. What..?"
Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*
Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."
Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*
Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*
Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*
Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."
#inspired by the hill of mosquito corpes i've placed on top of the fridge#aliens#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are space oddities#space australia#humans are space fae#humans are space australians#humans and aliens
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There is a difference between blank, empty, and numb. Blank is like a blank room waiting for it's decorations. The decorations being emotions. It's not a type of suffering, it's not a type of joy either. Neither negative nor positive. It's like waiting. It's just surviving. You barely have any thoughts flowing and your emotion percentage is close to 0.
Empty is a void. A type of void you want to fill but don't know how. The want to feel something, anything. This one is a type of suffering. It's a longing for something that you may not know.
Numb is like blank but negative. It's a suffering. You want to get rid of it unlike blank which you know will pass soon. You are heavy and empty(as in like an empty box) at the same time. You are LIVING but not living.
Blank can become numb overtime if it continues and numb can become depression.
Blank can also be content of your environment and situation is right.
Does that even make sense????
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I forget Tumblr actually exists sometimes, like it鈥檚 an old reoccuring shitpost I vaguely remember from time to time.
#tumblr#isnttumblralsooneofthoseweirdschoolprograms?#tumblrbooks?isthatwhatitscalled?#ihaventbeenactiveinmonths#gah damn
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Allergies are so stupid.
Why does our body just- get angry at things????
And what if aliens don't have allergies??
Alien: Are you alright? Your immune system is showing signs of illne- oh please dont get me ill-
Human: Wha- oh- Oh yeah no, I'm not sick I'm just allergic to certain furs.
Alien: ??????? What ??????
Human: y'know, allergies? When humans immune system mistakes things for bad little invaders? *sniff*
Alien: I'm not familiar with-
Human: *SNEEZES AND AGRESSIVELY RUBS NOSE*
Alien: ...馃槦
Human: uwagh- ugh- sorry *SNIIIFFFFF* 'ya got a tissue?
Alien: *leaves because who in their right mind would deal with this guy's bs??*
Inspired by me at my aunt's place. She has 4 dogs. I am suffering. Help.
#aliens#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are space oddities#space australia#humans#earth is a deathworld#humans and aliens
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Humans introduce aliens to capitalism.
I'm not going to explain further.
#humans are space orcs#aliens#humans are weird#humans are space oddities#space australia#humans#earth is a deathworld#capitalism#humans and aliens#aliens are screwed#we've doomed them
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"We have decoded the latest missive from the Humans," Scrp'x said. "It appears to be a diplomatic commitment of loyalty."
Behind them, the gold plaque found on the Humans' first probe was shown.
"They undertake to never: give us up, let us down, or run around and desert us."
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WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don鈥檛 how it is all around the world but I know it can鈥檛 just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
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Aliens and Videogames (CW:Heavy Sensored Swearing)
Humans play videogames for entertainment. Whether it's to have a good laugh, completing a goal, or being creative, people love em.
But sometimes...we get kinda upset...frustration from an unbeatable boss sadness from losing a character or a whole heckin existential crisis.
Why play if it causes so much pain? Damn bro idk.
A:"Human Clae?
H:"Yes?"
A:"What are doing on your device?"
H:"I'm just playing a videogame, why do you ask?"
A:"I see you spend many hours playing this videogame so I wondered what made you waste so much time on it?"
H:"..Well I don't think i'd call it wasting, as long as sonething is enjoyable and it doesn't hurt anyone it's not a waste! I'm spending so much time on it because I'm trying to complete a challenge the game's set uo for me."
A:"Ah I see, but why work so hard for a digital achievment when you could be doing something here?"
H:"Well honestly it's just entertaining to do things in a videogame rather than real life. Not sure why it's so different but it just is."
A:"I'm not sure I understand that part. That's alright. But why so much time????"
H"It's kinda adicting but humans can get adicted to everything so it's no big deal."
H:"Wanna try it? :)"
A:"If you say it's enjoyable then one try will do no harm."
A few days later...
A: EAT SH*T AND DIE. UR TRASH. UR DOGWATER. GO GET A F*CKING LIFE BOZO. STUPID LITTLE F*CKER. GO F*CK URSELF. C*NT. B*TCH. F*CKING LOSER.
*Human walks in on Alien*
H: D:
A:"Ah! Greetings Clae! I've been playing a magnitude of games since you showed me yours! I'd say this one is my favorite one!"
H: ...
#aliens#gaming#humans#humans are space oddities#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#space australia#humans are space fae#humans are deathworlders#humans and aliens#space orcs#humans are strange#TW#mild swearing#cw cussing
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Heck yeah.
I want a show, a podcast, anything- about humanity integrating with all the different alien life out there, but I want emphasis on how FUCKING WEIRD humans are. Maybe one of our senses are rare among other lifeforms, like, we can detect light, vibration, composition of the air/materials in our mouths. Or maybe our stamina is unheard of, having made great use of persistence hunting in our early days. Or maybe it's how fast our wounds heal, or the rate at which our hair grows, or how Earth is a deathworld, or how our bodies can process a multitude of toxins, some of which we ingest recreationally. I want a show about humans being human, but from the perspective of fascinated, in-awe aliens, and I want it it to be called
Super Human
#humans are space australians#Humans are weird#humans are space orcs#earth is a deathworld#Aliens#podcast#great idea#i would literally watch 17 seasons and two movies if this#heck yeah
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What aliens don't really use pronouns so thats why they use names instead! No conceot of gender except "oh yeah kukiiz over there makes life, and qreem kinda to the right provides the materials for it!"
#earth is a deathworld#aliens#humans are space oddities#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#space australia#humans are space fae#humans are deathworlders#humans and aliens#space orcs#humans are strange#humans#gender#pronouns
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Can someone make a human guidebook for aliens? If not I鈥檒l do so myself.
#Aliens#humans are weird#humans#guidebook#space australia#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#books#guide
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PLEASE I LOVE THEM OMG 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
Grillby would be a fine addition to Swatch鈥檚 staff.
(yeah im down bad for these butlers but so is everyone else so it鈥檚 okay)
#deltarune#undertale#swatch#grillby#swatchlings#i will die for them#i love them#im a simp#this is an appreciation post#art#not my art#reblog#these two istg
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Quick idea! I've recently got into "Humans are Weird" and "Space Austrailia" and I thought, "What if a human pranked an alien by yassifiying them?"
"Human, I must ask, what is the reason for your coloured nails and face paint?"
"Uh....Oh you mean my nail polish and makeup? Yeah humans just kinda use it to look better, sometimes for attracting mates or just for their own purpose."
"I see, would you think "nail polish" and "makeup" would make me look better?"
*饾櫄饾櫕饾櫈饾櫋 饾櫀饾櫒饾櫒 饾櫆饾櫑饾櫈饾櫍* Maaaaayyyyyybeeeeeeeeee >;)
(Next Morning)
"Hey, buddy...you might wanna look in a mirror..."
"For what reason?"
"Trust me, I think you'll love it ;)" *wink wink, wink*
(Some time later)
"..."
"So, how ya feelin?"
"I-I'm not sure how to describe it..."
"Oh?"
"But in human terms, I suppose you could say...饾摣饾摦饾摢饾摼饾摻饾摬饾摨饾摼饾摰...
"Huh?????"
The alien now slays that look to this day.
#humans are weird#space australia#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#aliens#he got yassified#yassification
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