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Clip-clop, clip-clop...
The sound of hooves gently tramping on a stone path.
CLACK! CLUNK! SWISH!
The sound of curtains drawn closed, doors slamming closed, windows rattling in the confines of their frames. The sound of empty streets and mistrustful stares. Anyone would expect that an evil witch had ridden into this village on that brilliant, white stallion, someone who must be avoided at all costs.
And yet, sitting on that saddle was a young man, one so undeniably good-looking that a glimmering halo seemed to hover behind his head. Decorated in ornate magical armor that could obviously only be afforded by royalty, it was abundantly clear that this man was the first prince of Ascii, Prince Tobias Noblegeé Diaeresis the Second.
Or, as he strongly preferred to be called, Tobi.
"Where is everyone...?" Tobias muttered to himself, glancing around the village, confused. It had been like this in every town and city he'd visited: dead silent. "They're not really all going on some nice vacation, are they?"
Tobias grinned from ear to ear however when he saw an old, blind man selling bread, and he dismounted in a hurry, clearly excited by the simple prospect of buying something from the decrepit village.
At the moment he approached however, a small rock hit him squarely at his temple, and he was stunned for a few seconds. He glanced in the direction it had been thrown, only to stare, wide-eyed at young girl that couldn't have been older than 8.
"Gettaway! Gettout!" she cried at him, tossing another rock at him and missing by a wide margin. Tobi was too confused by the sight to recognize there was blood flowing from the side of his head.
"Young miss, I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding; I assure you I mean no harm," Tobi tried to say, starting to approach, and another, older girl blocked the younger from view, her expression twisted in an unfriendly snarl. Tobi's voice turned softer, more hesitant. "I'm the first prince of the kingdom?"
"No one who looks as harmless as you is ever harmless! Good intentions be damned!" she swore, stamping one foot in anger. Tobi couldn't help but think it was almost cute to the point that he couldn't take it seriously. Tobi knelt before her, bowing his head low.
"My mother the queen sent me, little miss, after I begged her to allow me to help the poor villages in the south. Please; I understand that your village has gone through much hardship this past year, and I am sorry that I could not come sooner."
The girl would have given him a nasty blood nose if his reflexes had been a second slower. He rolled onto the ground, springing to his feet and jumping away from the hostile children. Both were weeping now, but it was not sadness; rather, it was despair.
"Ebony, Juniper, hurry up and get back inside!" a worried man's voice cried.
"Coward!" the older girl shouted back, the younger one clinging to her. "I don't want anyone to bully Mom or this town anymore! I'm tired of nasty people who think it's funny to dress up in sheep's clothing and torment us!"
Heavy silence descended, and Tobi looked down at his feet, wondering how he could possibly bridge this kind of gap. To bridge their broken trust. How do you prove that you are harmless to the most skeptical and most hurt people?
And then, Tobias began to laugh, and the eyes watching the first prince widened, muscles tensing and getting ready.
"Ah... you're right," Tobi said, a crooked and shuddering smile on his face. "I can't keep up this act any longer." He raked his white-gloved hand back through his luxuriant black locks, and the girls stepped back at the way his eyes twitched. "Y'know, I was rea~lly hoping you would fall for that, but I guess trying to play dress-up doesn't suit me."
Tobi shed his armor, brilliantly glinting in the midday sun, kicking it aside as if it hadn't been worth a fortune. And, clumsily, he lurched forward and grabbed the younger of the two children, heaving her onto his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
"You... don't want something bad to happen to this ch--- this kid, do you?" Tobi asked, his voice embarrassingly cracking, although he didn't think anyone was in enough of a humor to notice. "I'll be waiting in the Cave of Antioch, and you'd better bring some... some, uh..." Tobi scratched his head. "Bring me the finest gold chalice, or she dies! You have three days!" Tobi clambered back up onto his horse, the girl on his shoulder squirming desperately. "You may as well sell that shitty armor along with everything else you have! Ahahaha! Hahaha! Ha!"
And Tobi rode out of town, pulling on the necklace he wore around his neck, activating a barrier spell as crossbow bolts and weak magic whizzed past. And, as promised, he rode his horse straight to the Cave of Antioch.
"Sorry, miss," Tobi said softly as he disentangled her fingers from his hair, setting her down onto the floor. She started to cry for her mother and her sister Juniper, distressing the man who had abducted her. "Shhh... It's okay; I'm not really going to hurt you, okay?" If anything that made her cry louder. "Ebony!" he shouted, and she stopped crying, dumbfounded. Evidently, it was a good thing he figured out her name. "Look, I... I know I'm scary to you, and there's nothing I can say or do that will make you less afraid of me."
Tobi covered his face in his hands, sighing as if the weight of the world had just dropped onto him.
"Do you think I was convincing enough?" he asked, more to himself. "Is the entire south this mistrustful?"
"Who ah you?" Ebony's little voice finally piped up shyly, her dark eyes wide and teary and ever-so-slightly curious.
"...Tobi," he replied. "My name is Tobi. Listen, I have a deck of cards in my horse's saddle bags. Want to play cards?"
Unsurely, Ebony nodded, not knowing what else to do, and the first prince started to play cards with the young girl, teaching her all the games that his knights had taught him since he was little. And just like that, three days had already passed.
Detection magic that Tobi had laid down earlier, while Ebony had been sleeping, alerted him to the fact that about two skinny, overworked horses were coming his way, and laid down his cards, face-up.
"Tobi, you'a not supp'sed to show me," Ebony said, self-importantly, and Tobi smiled a little before he reached out to pat her head. He withdrew his hand quickly, standing up and glancing outside the cave.
"Your family's coming to get you now," Tobi said, and she quickly got confused as he left the cave, mounting his horse.
"Whea you goin?" she asked, pointing at him, and Tobi smiled gingerly down at her.
"Away," he said simply.
"But whadabout da gold?"
"Just tell them I saw a better person to steal from. Oh and... what was the name of that man you talked about before? The one who bullied your mother?"
"Mephian?"
"Yeah... him." Tobi's expression darkened. "Say I'm going after him since he must be loaded."
And with those words, Tobi rode away, deserting the destitute village that now had a fortune on its hands.
In a generic fantasy world, there is a handsome and noble prince riding a white steed, who seeks justice and chivalry above all… Except, people’s expectations have been subverted so many times, they automatically think he’s a twist villain.
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"I WANT IT."
—This hot, unbearable noise, it’s making me go fucking crazy. This isn’t enough. It calms down, but it comes back. It keeps coming back like a rabid beast. Desperate, crawling and sniffing at my insides. I want to feel that feeling, I itch, I crave, I desire. Give it to me. Shut the fuck up and give it to me.
Passionate enthusiasm keeps tearing me up. I want it to tear me to shreds and leave nothing behind. The heat of blood, the heat of hunger, make it come and make it stop. I can’t resist. I don’t want to resist. I want to be devoured by it.
It’s alright, because there’s something to satisfy it for now. But I ache still. Fill the void. Make the monster stop whimpering in disappointment, because I cannot bear to hear its miserable, defeated cries. I feel it. I want it. It’s rabid, but I’ve stopped caring. Let it have whatever it likes, feast on whatever it likes. I’m tired. I don’t want to hold it back.
Let it burn.
-- Thank you for reading! What is this actually about, anyway? --
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There He sat, atop his throne of gold and ebony, looking down upon me with blaze-orange eyes that screamed of an arrogant pain. To think that this... monster could exist on this plane was, in itself, a disgrace.
As if waiting for a signal, two rows of armed soldiers held still on either side of the long path to the throne, their motley mixture of pikes and swords and bayonets borne straight to the ceiling, like a barbed fence of filth. They fidgeted, like fat worms washed from the soil, ignorant and lacking.
"If you are to kill me, then you will be just as bad as I," said the lord of these maggots. Quietly, as if reassuring a child.
"There is no sin to be had in killing someone who deserves to be killed," I replied with a sneer, advancing forward. The nasty blood on my gloves dripped down to the floor with a slow splat.... splat... "I am not so corrupt that I would bargain with the King of Flies for his petty life."
"I admit I am afraid to die," the Evil King replied somberly, standing from his perch to descend to the level he belonged. "But I have too much pride to beg for my life," he added with a somewhat bitter chuckle.
"Pride?" I scoffed. "How can someone who has fallen so low have the gall to speak of pride? You have spread disease, famine, and war. You're an insult to all of creation."
"Perhaps," he replied with a faint smile. "But if the righteous are to remain righteous, then it is folly to follow in the footsteps of those they fight against. You may do as you like with me-"
"Lord Vanitas!" came the rude outcry from his restless subordinates, and he silenced them. Their loyalty was sickening.
"Anything, short of death. I have long been preparing for the consequences of my actions."
"There is no redemption," I retorted, my temper flashing out at his hubris. Did he think any amount of remorse could save him? This monster? "You, just as the bastards that took everything from me, can only be trusted to regress. You can repent in the depths of nothingness, where you belong."
The King of Flies sighed, again as if he were dealing with a child, and threw his scabbard down to the ground with a harsh clattering of metal against stone. It was positively infuriating - condescending to me, of all people? Me, the one who was clearly in the right!
(Determined only by the compass [fear] of the people I protect)
"So be it," he said, and just a moment later, the short sword I had pried from the cold, dead hands of a decorated corpse sliced clean through his heart. The King of Flies was not human, could not be human, could never have been human, and there was no better way than to kill him with the magical arms of his own wretched lot.
And yet, as his terrified eyes lost their light, his visage showed only pity. Pity for me. Why? Why? Why did he insist on such a stupid, pompous expression?
"Do you even know... what it is that you're protecting anymore?" he rasped as he fell to the floor, and I thrust my sword through his throat instead. Rather than silence, I heard the caterwauling of his kinsmen. They howled and howled and wouldn't shut up. It was so noisy, so fucking noisy. I wanted to crush them. Crush them until they became dust. Until I was satisfied.
Well... they're all "evil" anyway, so who gives a shit?
-- This shitty short fiction brought to you by my procrastination; Thank you for reading :) --
“if you kill me, you’ll be just as bad as me.” The villain says, not knowing that the “hero” is so, so much worse than them.
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It isn't an April Fool's joke.
I missed the deadline for that.
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Random Headcanon #4
How the brothers react when you intentionally leave them out of the loop.
If he’s not your SO.
If he is your SO (or at least one of them).
Lucifer
“I’m going back to work.” Pretends he doesn’t care and it doesn’t affect him, but the guy’s actually pretty hurt. I mean, you’re all family, and yes, he understands he might have made you mad with all his rules, but he’s still kind of stressing himself out about it.
If you’re just teasing him, you’ll probably get teased right back. If it’s for a surprise, you have to tell him that, or he’s going to ruin it for himself. And if you’re angry with him... well, expect a very long talk about communication.
Mammon
“It’s not like I wanted to be in your dumb game!” Classic tsundere can’t say how much it affects him, but it’ll show through every muscle in his face. He’ll walk off sulking unless he smells profit.
Whether you’re teasing, angry, or planning a surprise, Mammon is desperate to push his way in by any means he can, and he really does not want you to be angry at him.
Levi
“NORMIES!” is the shout you’ll hear from down the hall. He’s jealous, but he tells himself he expected it all along and that you never wanted to be around him in the first place. This poor man goes from 0 to 100 at the speed of otaku, and he might not forgive you for a week.
They call him the Avatar of Envy for a reason; even if you’re being playful, he’s going to be jealous. If you’re angry, he’ll probably swing into self-isolation and refuse to come out of his room until you come and get him.
Satan
“Hah? Are you just going to skip over me?” Choose your battles wisely because if Satan feels like he’s been slighted, and especially if Lucifer gets a cookie and he doesn’t, he’s going to lose his shit.
Just joking around? He’ll let it go and might even laugh. Preparing for his birthday? He’ll figure out what you’re doing and act surprised later. You’re pissed off? Well, quite frankly he’s at a loss.
Asmo
“Um, hello? The star is right here though. Helllooooo?” He’ll give up and stare at himself in the mirror if you’re persistent enough to thwart his attempts to butt in, but he’s reeeeally upset that you intentionally excluded him.
If it’s not for a serious reason, he’ll get sulky until he realizes you’re actually paying more attention to him. If you’re irritated, it might take him a while to pick up on that unless you’re really clear about it.
Beel
“Should I just leave or...?” Disregarding how badly this would end if it’s food-related, Beel would just accept it and wander off. He’s more confused than anything else.
He doesn’t really get the teasing part of it, but if you’re angry, you can bet your ass he’s doing everything he can to stop you being angry. Surprises? Loves them, but you’ll probably upset him if you’re keeping a secret from him and he doesn’t know what kind it is.
Belphie
“Whatever. I’m going to sleep.” And he’ll be snoozing in a matter of 10 seconds. Does he feel very annoyed? Yes. Will he let that show? Hell no.
Oh, this vindictive, pouty little shit. You leave him out of something, and he’s going to do the exact same thing to you regardless of the reason. If you’re angry with him, it’s going to get 100 times worse until one of you figures out that you have to talk.
#obey me!#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me belphie
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Random Headcanon #3
During your first few weeks in the Devildom, you had some pretty... awkward moments with the demon brothers.
Lucifer
Hey, he was attractive and kind of looked like Levi Ackerman; no one could blame you for temporarily making his contact on your D.D.D. read “Daddy” as a joke. Well, until the person in question saw it. You tried to tell him you were just screwing around, but Lucifer turned it into a lecture. Apparently it was pretty memorable for him though, because he likes to mock you about it in private.
Mammon
On your first night in the House of Lamentation, you may or may not have slept in his bed instead of yours because Beelzebub was roaming around downstairs, and at the time you were terrified. Mammon still won’t shut up about how he woke up one morning to find a human tangled up in his sheets on the floor with him.
Levi
In a bid to get you away from him, he pulled out one of the most twisted eroge he owns (and was about to throw out), only for you to exclaim with glee that you’d played it before. He just kind of stared at you in shock for a while, and to this day he’s not sure what to do with that information.
Satan
There certainly was the terrifying time you called him Lucifer trying to be funny, but the most awkward moment? Without a doubt, it was when you caught him writing very corny poetry for his brothers—including Lucifer. All of the poetry ended up scrapped, and he made you promise to never ever tell anyone about it.
Asmo
During your first week in the Devildom, Asmo invited you to a make-up tutorial session, and you decided “hey, that kind of sounds fun.” Unfortunately for you, Asmo not only forgot to tell you that you had been replaced by a stranger, but when you showed up, it was just to pull up a chair next to said stranger to watch Asmo put his makeup on humming.
Beel
So you remember how this guy might have eaten you if you hadn’t bonded? Well, that wasn’t for lack of trying. Once, you woke up in the middle of the night with a half-asleep Beel sniffing at your toes. Your toes. Fortunately for you, someone was in the kitchen fixing themselves a snack, so Beel ended up raiding the fridge instead.
Belphie
In the early days, when he was trying to get on your side, Belphie tried to confess his love to you. Don’t get me wrong; there was nothing wrong with his acting, but he overestimated your affection for him just a tad, so for a solid minute, you just stared at each other in silence. Belphie claims not to remember this particular incident.
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Random Headcanon #2
There's a little interaction difference between you and the brothers and the brothers and their kids.
How he responds to his kid
How he responds to you
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Lucifer
“Please pass the salt, Dad.”
“Certainly.” And Lucifer hands over the salt to your son/daughter. No fuss.
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“Please pass the salt, Lucifer.”
“Why don’t you beg me for it?” That damn cocky smirk of his. Evidently, he’s in a mood again.
“...Lucifer, behave yourself.”
Mammon
“Pass the salt, Papa?”
“How much does it mean to ya?” He’s joking with a playful glint in his eyes, but he’s teaching your kid some weird quirks.
“Mammon...” you groan, and he laughs as he passes it over.
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“Pass the salt, Mammon.”
“Here ya go.” Job done.
Levi
“Wouldst thou passeth the wondrous elixir of life, Father of mine?”
Leviathan groans while passing over the hot sauce.
“Why did I let him/her play Shakespeare’s Conquest...?
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“Wouldst thou passeth the wondrous elixir of life, Oh Gracious Lord of Shadow?”
Leviathan covers his red face in his arm while you giggle.
“Stop making fun of me, MC! Now I won’t pass anything over!”
Satan
“Can you pass the pepper, Father?”
“I’m capable of passing the pepper, yes.” The idiot is smirking without looking up, and your child is on the edge of throwing a temper tantrum.
“Satan,” you growl warningly, and he hands it over.
“The best way to ask is ‘please pass the pepper, Father.’ by the way.”
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“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”
“MC, we’ve been over this a hundred times.”
“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”
“No, I can’t give you the pepper.”
“Can you give me the pepper, Satan?”
“...” And that’s how you end up in a long staring contest that Satan eventually loses.
Asmo
“Would the most beautiful Papi in world grant the cutest son/daughter the frosting~?
You give Asmo a very long look as he, humming, gives your kid the spoon full of extra cupcake frosting.
“What~? Do you want some frosting too~?”
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“Asmo, be a dear and pass the frosting,” You say, while he’s in the process of picking it up for himself. “You can enjoy it if you wan—”
“You know I could never say no to you, sweetie pie~ Here.” And then he’s taking a picture and posting it to Devilgram with a such a happy smile that you wonder if you should feel bad.
Beel
“Pops, can I have that?” She/He points to the burger on Beel’s plate.
“Yeah,” is his reply as he happily hands over the entire, completely loaded, triple-decker cheeseburger to a five year-old.
“Are you sure you can eat all th—” It’s already gone, and Beel is happily laughing.
---
“Beel, mind if I eat your pickle?” You point at the spear, and Beel shakes his head.
“Nah. All yours, MC. Can I have your toad eyes?”
And so the great food exchange begins.
Belphie
“Pa.”
“Mn... yeah? Sure.”
You’re left confused as you look between father and son/daughter as Belphie passes the wasabi to the other side of the table.
“Belphie, he/she’s supposed to ask you...”
“That’s a pain.” Guess you’re outnumbered, since they both spoke at the same time.
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“Belphie, pass the—” He almost smacks you with the wasabi as he sleepily brings his chopsticks over to you. “How did you...?”
“You’re not hard to read.”
“Is that a compliment or...?”
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Random Headcanon #1
Gifts You Got The Brothers:
It's the thought that counts. The kind of gift you'd think they wouldn't keep (but they do).
Gifts given after you get to know them well.
Lucifer —
A big, fluffy unicorn plush. You know, the one they made the sticker about? Yeah, he 100% got that from you on your third week in the Devildom. He’ll never admit it, but he cuddles with it at night sometimes.
Demonus-laced, high quality, limited edition chocolates. It cost a small fortune, but Lucifer enjoyed them so much he spoiled you for weeks and turned a blind eye to your more.... bold decisions.
Mammon
A greeting card you got during one of your first town outings because it struck your interest. Mammon, being the tsundere he is, pretended to not care and said he threw out “the cheap garbage”, but he stares at the flowers on the card sometimes for hours.
A Gussi leather jacket you managed to get your hands on for his birthday, and he’s become so possessive of it that you’re the only one allowed to touch it aside from him.
Levi
A friendship bracelet you made trying to drag Levi out of his room. You’ve never seen him wear it, but unbeknownst to you he’s been wearing it as an anklet under his sweatpants.
A Zaramela figurine, of which there is only one in the entire Devildom. Levi broke down and cried for almost an hour hugging you because he was so happy. His brothers are not permitted anywhere near it, else Lotan gets summoned into the House of Lamentation again.
Satan
In an attempt to give him a better way to manage his anger, you gave him a slime stress ball. He destroyed it within a week, but he was actually pretty upset about it.
You somehow managed to persuade Lucifer to let him have another chance, and long story short, Satan became the ecstatic father of two cats. You still have to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t try to adopt more, but he now cannot physically get angry with you.
Asmo
A fashion magazine for an up and coming model looking to rival him. You didn’t actually know about that last part until Asmo mentioned it, but he thought you were trying to help him, so he now wears all of the fashions of his opposition.
Bath salts that leave the body perfectly energized and glittering—it’s the absolute perfect skincare routine wrapped up in relaxation, and Asmo savors every bath like his last, frequently inviting you to join in the process.
Beel
A dieting guide—you’d think he would have eaten it, laminated pages and all, but every time you enter his room, you find it open to a different page.
A gargantuan devildom feast from various restaurants, with an array of food ranging from cheeseburgers to cakes. You weren’t sure whether it was the quantity or the fact that you finished it off with a bag of homemade cookies, but Beel was actually full.
Belphie
A traditional alarm clock he never uses, but for some reason has never moved it from its spot. He said he was too lazy, but you’ve seen him fiddling with it from time to time when he thinks you’re not looking.
An extraordinary telescope that was recently developed for observing the anomaly between the human and Devildom skies, and Belphie absolutely could not stop himself from openly cuddling you for days.
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[Demon Bros + MC]
Beel: I’m worried about Belphie
Satan: Why?
Lucifer: If it’s because he’s hanging from the ceiling, then rest assured that was intentional.
MC: Wait what?
Beel: No, it’s not that. He hasn’t slept in five days.
MC: WTF
Levi: WTF 2x
Satan: WTF 3x
Mammon: WTF 4x
Asmo: WTF 5x
Lucifer: Stop flooding my D.D.D. Beel, what do you mean he hasn’t slept?
Beel: I mean he hasn’t slept. I don’t know what’s going on and he won’t tell me.
MC: I’ll check on him.
[Private Belphie Chat]
MC: Sooooo insomnia?
Belphie: I guess you could say that
Belphie: Beel accidentally ate the sheep plushie you made for me, so I’ve been too upset to sleep.
MC: And you didn’t tell Beel?
Belphie: Come on, be serious. I’m not going to make him feel bad for something he doesn’t even remember doing.
MC: You hurt people more when you don’t tell them what’s wrong though :( Myself included.
Belphie: I’m sorry.
MC: If you would have spoken up when it happened, I would have already finished a new one. Even better than the first one, actually, since I have a little more practice now.
MC: So fess up to Beel and stop worrying your brothers.
Belphie: I will. Thank you, MC.
Belphie: Let’s go see the moon tonight.
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Belphie: I saw you making eyes at Lucifer
MC: Belphie we’ve been over this
Belphie: I’d be fine if it were Beel but Lucifer
MC: Belphie are you listening to me?
MC: Hey, brat, I’m talking to you. Don’t you dare go to sleep while texting me.
Belphie: Oh, I’m a brat now?
MC: *Bro
Belphie: That wasn’t a typo
MC: And you’re not upset so stfu
Belphie: no
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Belphie: Love you
MC: ?
Belphie: Love your body
MC: Uh Belphie?
Belphie: You’re the best body pillow
MC: Are you sleep-texting again?
Belphie: Best pillow honey
MC: That’s a yes
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MC: Belphie
MC: Belphegor
MC: Belphegor-SAMA
MC: Big bro Belphegor-sama
Belphie: Thanks for waking me up
MC: No problem
Belphie: Also you can call me that last one again
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Belphie: MC have you seen my pillow?
MC: No?
Belphie: What’s with the question mark
Belphie: You took it didn’t you.
MC: No?
Belphie: Nevermind just let me use your lap for a bit. I’m sleepy.
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MC: Bitch
Belphie: Bitch
MC: BITCH
Belphie: no
MC: Bitch
Belphie: fu
MC: no u
Belphie: in your dreams
MC: you already did dumbass hah
Belphie: I what?
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[6 Bros + MC Chat]
Belphie: I’m worried about Beel
MC: Why?
Lucifer: Why?
Levi: A mother hen and a simp responding as one
Mammon: Oof
Belphie: Oof (2x)
Satan: Levi this is the main chat
Levi: soab not again
Lucifer: We’ll talk later. Belphie?
Belphie: He was talking to the wall for a few hours yesterday, saying things like how much he loved it and being tender and everything.
Mammon: Probably delirious because he didn’t have lunch yesterday
Satan: That sounds like the most likely explanation
[ Private Beel Chat ]
MC: Soooo
MC: Having a love affair with a wall?
Beel: ?
MC: Belphie’s worried about you having conversations by yourself
Beel: Oh that
Beel: Yesterday I heard a baby Leibniz Mouse in the wall
MC: Wait wait Leibniz? The really nasty ones that will chew holes in your skull when they get large enough? The ones Lucifer EXTERMINATED because they were so dangerous?
Beel: Yeah it seems like he missed that little one
Beel: It was crying
MC: Beel this is a pest not a harmless pet
Beel: It just wants to be loved
Beel: I don’t want to keep it I just want to safely release it
Beel: So please don’t tell Lucifer
Beel: Please?
#obey me!#chatsthatdon'texist#cinnamon roll#sweet but a little stupid#obey me beel#beelzebub#family concerns
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MC: Beel I have a request
Beel: What is it?
MC: Can you please NOT come out of the shower in just your towel?
Beel: Eh? Why?
MC: It’s hard to restrain myself from running my hands all over your abs
Beel: But you can touch my chest if you want to
Beel: I don’t mind at all
Beel: MC why are you cackling like that?
Beel: ???
#more than you bargained for#beelzebub#obey me! beel#oblivious as usual#chatsthatdon'texist#obey me!
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MC: Beel, have you seen my glowstick?
MC: The one I brought to your first game of the season?
Beel: You kept that?
MC: Of course I did. That was from our first anniversary.
Beel: *spends a long time typing*
Beel: MC
Beel: I’m so sorry
MC: Did you forget? It’s fine; I don’t expect you to remember.
Beel: No... I think I ate the glowstick :(
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