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I need a sanji fic where his lover can’t cook for shit. Want some pasta? They burned the water. Want a grilled cheese? The kitchen is on fire. Want a burger? The meat blew up.
I need it.
(It’s me im the lover PLS SANJI JS ONE CHANCE)
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if you don't LIKE the series then why are you reading it?
No, no, I do, it’s just this particular arc thats tough to get through. I actually rlly liked everything pre-time skip and punk hazard. Js dressrosa and WCI are kinda slow 💀
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I wanna skip WCI so bad, the only reason I’m hanging on is cuz I wanna see Brook fight big mom (and ofc cuz it’s all about my bbg sanji) but like omg. It’s so boring I’m hanging on a thread here.
I already skipped like the last quarter of dressrosa (It’s not like I missed much tho, I got spoilers for every bit of that arc)
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One day I wanna read a fic or a book that changes the trajectory of my life. I don’t even read that often. I just really want to go into a piece of literature expecting something tame and the walk out with a new veiw on life.
It happened when I watched nge, death note, devil man crybaby, and the chimera ant act of HXH but I need it in book form. And worse.
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Freezing my dead girlbestie until I can safely revive her call that Yuri on ice
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I need a mob psycho fic where reigen(idk how to spell his name) and mob (plus dimple ofc) have to fight the ghost of the queen. But not just the queen of England. The queen of England on a velociraptor. And then in the middle Deadpool comes out of no where and helps them fight the queen. And just as the queen is about to loose Barney and shrek jump out a helicopter and onto the scene. That would be literally awesome
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One thing is for sure, even as an fan. I will never know what the fuck is going on in neon genesis evangelion
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I just feel like someone needs to make a satosugu edit to nothing left to say by mint condition.
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Anime guys I think call women bitch 😭
Toji: I just feel like Tojo calls women bitches. Like. Not his wife (most of the time) but I feel like he calls women bitches behind their back and too their face. Idk I js feel it.
Mahito: he doesn’t do it as in
“Bitch shut up” he’ll wait for someone else to do it and then go
“*gasp* how rude! You can’t call that bitch a bitch! That’s rude!” Or something like that
Gojo: gojo doesn’t call women bitches i js don’t think he would. But instead of saying “why are you being a bitch?” He’d go “what’re you on your cycle or something??”
Megumi: not to their face. Under his breath tho. Like imagine getting told off by your mom or sm, walking away, and mumbling “bitch” under your breath snf that’s what I think megumi does.
Nanami: no way, just wouldn’t.
Sukuna: sukuna calls everyone bitch including women. He’s just mean.
Itadori: same as megumi, I think there’s actually a scene where he did mumble “bitch” at nobara
Inumaki: yes. And here’s why. Who’s gonna know? He can call anyone anything but who’s rlly gonna call him out on it?? No one knows what he’s talking about half the time cuz he speaks in food. And if I were him I’d be saying vile things everyday in my food language.
Luffy:
“Hey! You can call her a bitch! Sure she’s rude, and short tempered, and snakelike but cmon!” That’s exactly what i think he’d do
Ussop: says it under his breath and when you ask him what he said he’ll smile and say “nothing!” Or “I was js talking to myself”
Zoro: yes. Not all the time cuz he doesn’t care that much but I just feel like he would.
Frankly: never he’s too old schooled for that
Sanji: wouldn’t dare
Ace: yes but not in a rude way if that makes sense.
Chopper: did it once. Only once. And got his ass kicked so he never did it again
Soul (soul eater): eh yeah
Kyoya (Oruan host club): no but it’d be so funny if he did
Light yagami: yes and with misogynistic intent
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I keep telling myself I need to get back to watching one piece so I can get caught up with egghead but like WCI is just so long. And it it’s not that long it sure feels like it, I js need sanji to hurry up and come back so we can move ON
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when my friends start dating i fall to the ground and scream “NOOO GOD PLEASE NO” not because of the person theyre dating im just opposed to the whole concept in the first place
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me: how do i make my art look better?
all the artists under the sun: take your time, use references and remember not every drawing needs to be perfect
me and my collection of 4 brain cells: actually i wont do any of that and proceed to go through motions of hating my art weekly
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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"
[one possible interpretation, yep]
[literally the main theme??]
[worst take you've seen in your life]
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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh
They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.
So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:
“I” →  “thou”
“Me” →  “thee”
“My” →  “thy”
“Mine” →  “thine”
Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.
We could first imagine it in the first person-
“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.
And then replace it-
“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”
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Was thinking about DMC and honestly I feel like by the end of the show Akira lived a human and died a monster (a literal demon) while Ryo lived a monster and at the end of the starts to become more human like.
This might be a dumb take but imma explain anyway 💀 Akira lived as a human boy with a lot of emotions like confusion, love, anger, fear, all of it. He really was just a teenage boy. But even with all those human emotions he still becomes a devil and dies as one.
But Ryo was always a devil, even when we thought he was a human he was still bat shit crazy 😭 when I think back on Ryo before he morphs into literal Satan, he feels psychotic and besides his feelings towards Akira, apathetic (this is just how I rmb him tho I haven’t seen the show in months) but at the very end of the show he experiences a very human emotion, sorrow. It’s just now that Akira and the rest of humanity is gone he has to experience it by himself.
I also realized that some of the demons that Akira sees in the show do show human emotions (like that bird lady that’s inlove with the demon inside Akira) which I thought was odd cuz they’re supposed to be demons. And demons don’t usually love do they?? Idk I’ll figure that out later
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Leorio consistantly gets shit on but its time to face facts. He might be the only person in the HxH world with fashion sense. Stylish, fitted blue suit. Timeless. Classic. Not even talking about his extremely cunty cover get up. Meanwhile Gon dresses like a frog and Killua dresses exactly like what he is (gay 12 year old with infinite money)
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