Laaaawd gurl I’m dying

hello yes I am alive lol

Yes I’ve been off grid and playing Honkai Star Rail for the past two months

yes I got Sparkle, Acheron, Gallagher, and Aventuriiiiinnneeeee

BOOTHILL UR NEXT *Southern Roots Yeeing the Haw to Hell and back*

I like how the drip marketing for the last couple patches can be summed up to ‘oh hey there’s one of the cute anime gi- HERE COMES BOOTHILL/JADE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR???’

I have no idea if anyone still follows this account but

hi

I, Inky, am still alive and hoping that all y’all are doing alright lol.

I made the grave error of starting Spy Family…

It’s hilarious and all the laughter hurts my already in pain back 🥲

Also I figured from all the hype that Loid Forger was top tier fake husbando but

No one told me just how rampant the himbo miasma surrounding this show in general was 🤣

Laaaawd

Update:

…ok so today was not as good as I thought it’d be.

Like Lilia, I too am a hundreds-of-years-old vampire and I pulled a muscle in my back 😖

The good news: taking an extra day off to let my body recover so hey

At least I’ll be home and comfy as I possibly can be lol

Still happy I finally got Lilia’s SSR tho. He’s become one of my fav characters 💖

If anyone needs me…I’m probably stationed in a blanket burrito in my room 😂

Hello Sunday, good mornin’

It’s gonna be a good day today

Why?

Cuz I switched my coffee I drink at home and it’s delicious and I actually feel awake before my ten hour work shift yes yes that too BUT

Bat Dad has come home at last

@sillyfatherof3 came home for Cater’s bday lol shoulda known 😂

Hello Sunday, good mornin’

It’s gonna be a good day today

Why?

Cuz I switched my coffee I drink at home and it’s delicious and I actually feel awake before my ten hour work shift yes yes that too BUT

Bat Dad has come home at last

@sillyfatherof3 came home for Cater’s bday lol shoulda known 😂

….Can I magically assault Crowley? Cuz if THAT’S what this means then

*dons big ass magically fueled boxing gloves*

Sign me UP

the graphic for the new event type...

Magic ASSAULT Practice???? ?? ? ??? ? ? ? ??? ? 😭 HECK, WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO NEEDLESSLY VIOLENT... Crowley... what kind of cruel and unusual torment are you subjecting us to this time.../j Is this why the NRC students are so quick to pick fights with each other??? Because they literally take a class called "Magic Assault Practice"?????

(Started playing Genshin again after a millennia)

…guess what? I got a boi

A precious cutie patootie Pyro boooi

I have no idea what’s going on don’t spoil it for me please

So drawing or “wishing” for characters in Genshin isn’t nearly as stressful or disappointing as it is in TWST 😂 Also there’s a lot of items and weapon upgrades and and and lots of things that I still don’t fully grasp just yet so here I am like

But this boy is PRECIOUS *serotonin explosion*

I want a plushie of his lil fire lion dog(??) buddy hnnnnnngggggggggg

I'm the best Wushou dancer in the Secure Transport Agency, and the busiest guard in the Wushou dancing community! How 'bout that?

Inky: *randomly thinks bout Genshin Impact*

ya know I haven’t played Genshin Impact in like…year…and for only like an hour…let’s dive back in! :D👍

Inky’s PS4: Sure thing. But first….

Inky: … welp

Actual reason Inky suddenly wants to play Genshin Impact:

Oh. My. Goodness…

I’m stupidly flattered 🥹💖 anyone interested in reading my TWST OC x Canon stories - check them out on my Masterlist (pinned post)

But enough about me 😂 this project sounds amazing and I am jazzed. Absolutely, I will support this.

Y’all check this out!

Y’all = @nuitthegoddess @wysteriadelights @iscarlettappel @honey-milk-depresso @aiimee9 @mintmoth @1ndigowitch @feldya @yunaemiya

Special shoutout to @neoninky for inspiring this whole project in the first place. If you'll let me be a fangirl for a moment, I highly, highly recommend their Sacred Crown Chronicles series.

But yeah. I need help 😭

I wanna draw but like

My body says no 😂 so I’ll put a pin in that for later but does anyone remember those silly tomfoolery posts I used to make at random about my TWST OCs and the canon boys? No??

Well welcome to this post, featuring my 2nd Gen OCs, Riddle and Floyd’s sons, or as I like to mentally dub them

✨The Boyfriends✨ (TM)

If you’d like to read their short story, check out my AO3 page, more specifically the “Sacred Crown Shorts” Chapters 3 thru 7 👍

Tagging peeps so they get their daily dose of serotonin:

@wysteriadelights @nuitthegoddess @iscarlettappel @foxwitchaine @aiimee9 @victoria1676 @zstargalaxy @yunaemiya @honey-milk-depresso

The boys

Prince Valis Rosehearts: Pomefiore House Warden, a literal prince and the super-handsome-yet-supposedly-untouchable-Yuki Sohma-ass-beautiful boi heartthrob, gentle aura, excellent student, the whole shebang

Calico Leech: Octavinelle House Warden, a literal siren eel merman, tall af, handsome-yet-flirty-badboy-ish-aura-going-on, got deem TEEFS, wicked smart, wicked talented, stupid charming

Scene: Calico and Valis witty bantering their way through the school day in front of Disney God and everyone

EXPECTATION

Mob Students: *POV: both guys are surrounded by sparkling bubbles and can do no wrong* oh my gerd, they’re totally rivals! I don’t know who’s cooler!! Asdfghjkl (Insert that Regina George is legend scene from Mean Girls srsly either boy could punch a mob student in the face and they would be worshiped probably)

REALITY

Calico: *internal monologue* holy fuck he’s the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen-oh shit I think I’m Bi-well I kinda already knew that but now its real like REAL REAL-ohgodhe’slookingatmeAHHH “ha….lame cool guy comment on something goes here.”

Valis: “Yes quite.” *INTERNAL FULLY AWARE GAY PANIC*

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Scene: Back in the canon timeline, Riddle being annoyed as hell by Floyd finally graduating

Riddle: oh thank Seven it’s finally over…

:years later:

Valis: *shamelessly clinging to his tall ass eel boyfriend like a squirrel on a tree* Father, I love him

Riddle: GOD DAMNIT-

Or, in the original draft of the story where it was going to be Floyd’s son and Riddle’s daughter

Mina: *teary eyed, dramatically clinging to Calico in the same fashion* Daddy, I love him!!

Riddle: *somewhere between having an aneurism and Overblotting all over again* NOOOOOO

In both versions, Floyd is having an absolute ball lol

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Calico and Valis: *doing a shit job of hiding their relationship* ha ha yup we are just two House Warden bros. Bro-ing it up. Nothing else going on heeeeerrrreee….

Their dorm students:

Jet and Spinel:

Man @hebidanshi is on a roll with these reblogs today but this one resonated the strongest 😂

The TWST Therapy Rabbit AU continues!

Part 1 see here

Introducing two new buns: Toffee and Snowball

Toffee is a sweet, sweet baby sunshine boy who makes sure all the students of Royal Sword Academy stay nice and mentally healthy, never hesitating to lift their spirits if they ever feel weary or have an off day (this includes all y'all's RSA OCs, he welcomes you all - looking at you @nuitthegoddess). He is often gifted little hats and outfits from Neige and other crafty boys from RSA. The boys of NRC find him terrifyingly cute as if imbued with some unholy power they probably aren't wrong. Snowball is a very well-to-do lil' man who makes sure the boys of Noble Bell College stay on the straight and narrow, awarding good students the opportunity to feed him treats and give him pats and cuddles (depending on his mood). He is found cleaning his face often as he likes to stay very tidy. Fun fact: he is named after Claude Frollo's terrifying black horse from the original Hunchback of Notre Dame film I shit u not that is the horse's name look it up lol Also due to recent events cough cough, Rollo has been spending more therapy sessions with Snowball to avoid any other...outbursts cough. Snowball appreciates Rollo's overall disciplined nature but finds his ability to cover himself in flames very unnerving. He too is not sure about that Malleus Draconia fellow. In regards to Inky of NRC, Toffee adores her and always aims to treat her as his BFF any time their paths cross. Snowball is a bit stand-offish but that is not unusual for him. The two rabbits, at the very least, have an understanding of what the other has to deal with frequently. Inky is cool with both of these bucks and doesn't favor one over the other. If nothing else, it's refreshing to be among those who can understand the stress of trying to comfort magical teenage boys who occasionally try to blow up the planet and or murder someone. Toffee has yet to experience this but is always there to support poor Inky and Snowball to the best of his ability lol. I honestly got the idea and just wanted to make a silly lil' sketch of these boys. I hope y'all enjoy them lol.

*slow claps for her House Warden* Idia Shroud, ladies and gentlemen.

5 DAYS until the release of PROLOGUE, CH 1. Our cast is just as nervous as you are!

Art credits: @patchyegg87 / Voice credits

Naturally the Ignihyde corner of my guest room has become the cat boy lounge 😂

Look how cute Grim is tho bless him

“You” meaning the senate

I don’t care if this theory isn’t real F*CK YOU BRIAR VALLEY SENATE-

*sobs in shower*

What if Malleus was forced to celebrate his birthdays by himself because of the senate? What if that’s why he ended up eating cake alone because they wouldn’t allow anyone near him.

Can you imagine how lonely Malleus felt?

Malleus who started hating cake because he was alone and had to eat it by himself.

Even though it’s a national holiday, has Malleus ever enjoyed it? Maybe you could even say he started hating the day because of it.

In contrast, can you Imagine how Lilia felt?

This is a day of remembrance, one of his happiest moments of his life.

He can’t even celebrate it with Malleus.

So I can imagine him baking and lighting a cake in his home, to celebrate such a precious occasion.

“Happy Birthday Malleus. I’m happy you were born.”

mitski - 'shame'