me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*
my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-
me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
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Please…
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Him too.
It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.
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Kylo Ren: ...and so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb...
Rey: ...
Rey: Dibs on being the Lion.
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I keep wondering if it’s Kylo Ren or Ben Solo who’s in love with Rey.
I think it’s probably both.
Like Kylo Ren would die for Rey.
And Ben Solo would live for Rey.
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Rey, preparing to ship herself to Kylo/Ben: If you see Finn before I do… Tell him…
Chewie, in Wookiespeak: That you already have a boyfriend?
Rey, nodding: Yeah, perfect. Tell him that.
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It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.
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It’s finally 2019, y’all. It’s the year that Benjamin Chewbacca Solo gets his shit together.
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I “ope” when I’m in the way
You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
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I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
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My dad: I bought Tide Pods...
My dad: ...
My dad: to give out on Halloween.
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people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled
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I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place
oh what’s that
how is this show so good
(it says Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Something, who gives a crap. Now playing everywhere forever)
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the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them
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