*stirs drink with straw* you know, Rita made the calls while Bella did the stabbing *loudly slurps what little liquid remains in the cup*, like if you were even interested in that sort of thing

So I am new the whole Tamber fandom but like, can we all agree that Tara has a huge crush on Rhea Ripley. Because maybe I am hallucinating but Rhea and Mickey Madison could be cousins, Like, I can't stop thinking of a peice of fan art (I can't draw so I will explain it) where Tara is like staring at amber, daydreaming that she is in the ghostface costume just doing wwe moves

Months ago I got the idea for a Supercorp Dr.Horrible's Sing Along Blog au where Lena is Dr.Horrible, Mon-el is Captain Hammer and Kara is the girl (i don't remember her name it's been a while since I've rewatched) with Sam being Reign as the sweaty roommate, and I haven't even opened a doc to start writing it but I just wanted to share that idea incase any one was interested. I just think it would be nice to see season 2 but more angst you know. Plus, making Lex the head of the Evil League of Evil and adding that onto it all. Like, wow

(This is the link to the musical, it is 40 minutes long with Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion and a GEM, do yourself a favor and watch it Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Full [HD] [sub ita/eng/esp] (youtube.com) )

Does anyone remember that funky little text post about the sphinx that falls for the aging man?

shout out to that one stranger things fic I read back in middleschool where Eleven hides in the basement and Nancy teaches her to play heart and soul on the piano. I just remembered it while taking a shower and yeah- hope the author is doing well

Dorlene snippet I've been sitting on:

“Dorcas,” Marlene swallowed, “what are you?”

The girl grinned and something vicious and deadly and so very sexy flashing across her face as red lighting reflected on pearly whites. The girl leaned in close, much closer than needed, looming over Marlene despite the mere three inch difference the two had, and Marlene's head began to spin. Her hand reached out, resting on the back of Marlene’s neck and she could smell her perfume, something vaguely floral, not too sweet with a faint kick of spice. 

“I’m a siren, Marls,” she said, her face so close that Marlene felt her breath on her lips. “I sing, seducing sailors and pirates to their painful death.” Dull nails lightly scraped the nape of her neck and Marlene was sufficiently entranced. Three inches of air was the only thing standing between them and Marlene doing something stupid, like making a scene at Regulus Black’s Halloween Bash. “What are you?”

Marlene blinked, her mind scrambling to figure out an appropriate response to what the girl just said. Marlene was many things; single, gay, very horny and confused as to why she wasn’t already making out with the girl that was so very close to her who she has been in love with since she was thirteen. The light on Dorcas’ face shifted from red to orange and Marlene remembered they were at a party, a halloween one to be exact. “I am a pirate,” she finally said, not sure of exactly how long it had taken her to say something but aware that it was probably too long if Dorcas’ smirk was anything to go by.

“Like Keira Knightely,” the girl asked. Marlene nodded dumbly, staring at the black painted lips with rapt attention. “Hot. I’ve always had a thing for blonde pirates.” And with that she leaves, getting lost in a sea of bodies and leaving Marlene to figure out what the fuck just happened.

The music changes to something vaguely halloween-y and Lily and Mary walk over. “What was that,” Lily asks immediately, handing a drink to the flushed girl.

��I think she’s trying to kill me,” Marlene mumbles before taking a sip of a drink that’s sickeningly sweet, its sugar coating her teeth. She downs it with ease.

“Well to me it looked like she was five seconds away from fucking you in the bathroom but what ever you say,” Mary says, taking a sip of her own drink before her eyes light up. “You want to know what the French call an orgasm? ‘La petite mort’ a little death. So maybe we’re both right Marls.” 

So like, Jordan Li doesn’t listen to Sidney Gish, they are more of a rap and R&B person but if they did they would love her. Like, I feel like 90% of college students would like her if they took the time to but like Jordan especially. Her uncertainty of what comes next, her longing for the past- specifically a past she didn’t even really have, and her growing to accept it through her music. Like Sidney is precious to me

Lily and James were pregnant with Harry when they were 19/20 so if your muggle/college AU doesn't have Lily freaking the fuck out between lectures, James asking his dad for a bigger allowance because now he has to buy more than redbulls, microwavable meals and alcohol, OR Sirius and Remus watching harry run around the quad while Lily takes a final and James is at wrestling/rugby/any sport practice, I don't want it. Bonus points if Alice "out of college and married, thus making her a 'responsible adult' in Lily's eyes despite being 23 and tired" Longbottom babysits Harry and forces him and Neville to be friends. Bonus Bonus points if Harry is born during Marlene and Dorcas's semester abroad, and when they come back and watch harry, everyone thinks they had a baby.

Sirius running his fingers through Remus' buzz cut at the start of the Semester, cool rings against skin.

James carrying Lily's books with one arm, holding her hand with the other.

Dorcas tracing the freckles on Marlene's face as she slowly nods off.

It is as I face monumental stressed from the near closing semester that I am faced with the question, reread Only the Brave or do school work

How 💔

I maxed out with 40 minutes to spare, good dah and goodnight

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Idk if i have said this already but if I have I will just repeat myself. Alice was the sister petunia stopped being to Lily. Alice was a fourth year when Lily started at Hogwarts and always looked out for her. Alice showed Lily around hogwarts- took her under her wing. Alice was Harry’s god mom and if the war didn’t happen than harry and neville would have been raised as brothers. They would have seen eachoher at least three times a week when they were young and when they started primary school they would have had sleepover’s every other weekend. Not only did Bellatrix rob Neville of parents, but also Lily of her sister, and Harry of his brother.