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Got this idea from @hanafubukki S post replies and now I'm applying it to the sillies
Faes using old timey calling methods like mirrors or liquid surfaces and basically any of them as long as it's closest to the called individual. Alcestris just minding her own business, doing her eyeliner infront of her mirror when the looking glass just turns into a Skype call all of a sudden because Alce's phone is on charge and turned off 😭
,,WAH WHAT THE FUCK?! *drops the eyeliner pen*"
,,WHY IS YOUR PHONE OFF, CHILD?! AND STOP YELLING! *is yelling himself*"
,, IT'S ON CHARGE DAD WTF!!"
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Thinking about the twst events and cards and
It’s funny to me how Lilia’s boys, Malleus and Silver, both have issues with technology. (Same, honestly, same!)
But Lilia was able to adapt so well and is knowledgeable about it (it probably also speaks about his adaptability during his war days 👀)
I have a feeling Sebek is good with technology as well🤔🤔 correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t remember any instances where he had trouble 😂
The youngest and oldest of the group being good with tech and then you have the middle 400+ and 170+ being terrible at it. 🤣🤣
I just find that hilarious and relatable honestly 😆
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When grandma Maleficia hears that her grandson is planning to propose, she thinks it's time to hand over one of the greatest heirlooms in their family.
Grandma: "It is your turn to hold on to this, dear. Your mother used it to propose to her husband, as I did to mine. This tradition dates back to the very first Draconia: the Thorn Witch herself. May this bring you everlasting happiness and a lifetime of blessings."
🐉: "Many thanks, my most kindly grandmother. May our glory give me strength."
... And he dismantles it to repurpose it into a design he made himself. Absolutely crumbles the huge gem into pieces because he thinks it's tacky and waaaay too unfashionable for his future spouse to wear on their beautiful finger.
But his main reason?
"My family's history is part of me, but it is not me. I am offering myself for my beloved to accept, and so this ring must be a reflection of who I am."
When grandma heard of what her idiot of a grandson did to an artifact that predates even the most ancient of civilizations, she was livid. Extremely furious. She had to order an entire reconstruction work to her castle because the amount of damage her outburst did to it was beyond anyone's magical ability to repair.
But when she calmed down and received a photo of the moment Malleus slipped on the ring to his beloved's finger, a little smile crept on her lips.
"... Not bad."
Perhaps it was time for a little fashion update for the rickety old thing, after all.
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TWST Incorrect quotes#695 "Parents"
The Mc's With their "Parents"
Obey Me! Mc: If I fall…
Lilith: I’ll be there to catch you
WHB? Mc*looks at Solomon* What if I fall?
WHB? Solo: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side
Crowley*watches these two interactions*
Crowley, to Yuu: And if I fall?~
Yuu: I’ll be the one who pushed you
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vil schoenheit but whenever you guys are watching a movie he’s part of and there’s a kissing scene with his costar, he takes it as his chance to nonchalantly steal a kiss from you as your both seated on the couch, turning your attention to him instead of the screen as the romantic scene plays in the background. and not because he’s self-conscious that you’ll feel jealous over the other actor/actress he’s with on camera, no, no… he’s made sure to reassure you each day you’re together and has enough trust to make such worries impossible in your mind with the way he is with you…
the real reason is because while filming that specific scene with his costar, his mind was only filled with thoughts of you and how it would feel to share this romantic scene with you instead. so he takes it as his chance to make his thoughts a reality. he’s smooth with the way he pulls you in—a small smirk to his lips before he presses it against yours. it’s more perfect than vil had ever imagined, if he were to be honest, and it leaves you in a flushed mess the first time he does it, too.
and don’t think this’ll be the only time he does it. if you let him, of course, he’d be more than glad to do it again… <3
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i love that the tapis rouge event wrote that Vil didn't find a replacement tiara (because the supposed tiara was stuck in traffic and wouldn't make it in time for the show) but rather Vil and co improvised with this draping cape instead 🥹🙏✨✨✨💞💞
Its more beautiful than a tiara and also it fits his outfit more lol
Its also emphasizes that Vil doesn't need jewelry on his head to be beautiful and captivating,,, His beauty is already gorgeous on its own 😭🙏💞✨
But I'm really curious what the tiara looks like lmao, is it as bejeweled as Vil's gloves are??? 👀
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THIS IS EVERYTHING😭😭😭💖💖🙏🙏💕💕💕
#the dads of twst 😭😭😭#I love him for telling his son he’s the fairest#that’s so cute and wholesome#THEIR INTERACTIONS>>>>>>>#Healthy child-parent relationships make me cry
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YOUR MAJESTY
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Yuu: In primary school, we had a creative writing assignment where we had to “write about a character in a new, strange situation!” and I wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death and I’ll never forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted “this new school is scary, I hope I make friends!” and not a graphic description of a squid dying.
Lilia: Well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing.
#that's me#I had something like that in middle school#I don't remember what the assignment was but I wrote a story about a girl killing her twin and pretending to be her#My teacher wasn't horrified but he accused me of not writing it#madam says#incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quote#twst incorrect quote#twst incorrect quotes#twst memes#lilia vanrouge#twst yuu
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hands🥰😇
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#Half a circle of lemon three spoons of sugar and necessarily a 350 ml glass cup#Any other mug material spoils the flavor of the tea#Any other volume spoils the flavor of the tea#When brewed properly the tea has a beautiful yellow-orange color#Any other tea I'll drink through force#Sometimes I think this is unhealthy behavior.....
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Me: Why is it so cold in the office?
Boss: Oh, I left the window open on Friday because I thought it would get stuffy over the weekend
Me: …
#Boss you and I live in a severely continental climate#The chance of snow and frost in the spring after a week of thaw is higher than you think#madam says
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I made a simple redesign of Vils lux couture outfit, mainly because I feel like the outfit was too simple?? Idk how else to describe it. It felt lacking for some reason. Maybe it’s just me but I don’t like the outfits… It’s probably just me
MY COMMS IS OPEN
❗️❗️PLEASE REBLOG AS LIKES WON'T HELP ME WITH THE ALGORITHM❗️❗️
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorr-
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how nice
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