The last lines of a review for the new film Star Wars.

(source: The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, May 25, 1977.)

pick a number by tapping on it. whoever you got is your roommate (no cheating)

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who is your roommate?

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So, Good Omens 2 was unleashed.

palpatine hasnt slept well in 5 billion years

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

When you’ve come to terms that your new captain, a blond bratty twink, with eyes like two sapphires, makes you feel emotions.

Super Mario x Vogue

IDIOTS. JUST MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

the only correct alignment

ayo edebiri?????

He has no idea what he's doing.

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made