Since I am incapable of not spreading my hyperfixations like a plague… my dad has started listening to naddpod on his commute to work. And when I tell you he gets MAD like genuinely upset when Em, Jake and Caldwell do stupid shit. He is so invested and he hates himself for it. He will literally yell at his car. He sympathizes with Murph so much. He comes home and will rant about something dumb that Hardwon did or something impulsive that Bev did. The only character he respects is Paw Paw. Paw Paw can do no wrong.
Sparrow: So if you just, like act super cool and normal at this dance and you have a fun date that goes normal and is- is not weird, and you take off that mascot suit and maybe, like, wear deodorant, I think everything will be cool. And I'll be proud of you, and then…
Normal: W—
Sparrow: [softly] Yeah!
Freddie: Woah.
Normal: You're not proud of me?
Sparrow: [quick, important, pause] Nah I mean, I love you a lot. I don't know proud— Proud is like, I want to show you to people and be like, “This is my son!” And I definitely don't want to do that—
Anthony: Lark's like—
Lark: Ah pah-pah!
Freddie: Oh my God.
Lark: Pah-pah! No, nuh, he doesn't— I mean, he doesn't— he means what he's saying. He doesn't mean to mean what he's... Agh!
Anthony: Lark starts hitting himself, he’s like—
Scary: Hey, why are you being such a d*ck?
Lark: It's doing stuff to us. It’s—
Normal: Uh— It’s— It—
Lark: It's the drunkness, and also it's this place that we're in. He wouldn't be saying that if he was just sloshed at home.
This is literally how my 90 year old grandma plays dnd lmao she deadass is like “oh this guy? He’s mean to his family I kill him.” and I have to be like GRANNY NO WHEN DID I SAY THAT HE’S LITERALLY JUST A GUY
love how often bob is lowkey dming like “gertrude walks in and she sees a bunch of humans and elves in the tavern” okay babe does she tho?? she’s made to be a dm, like spiritually he’s already halfway behind the dm screen, i am so hype for the future season with bob the dm