Raine: *pointing at Hunter as the GG* What the fuck is that?
Darius: It's a baby
Raine: I know it's a fucking baby, what's it doing here?
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*amity and willow start to argue*
Hunter: Here we go
Luz: Hunter, you're not helping
Hunter: Good
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Eda: Why is it called a coven if you cov in all your wild magic and cov out cast one type of magic?
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Odalia: I hope you sleep well, Mittens.
5-year-old Amity: Do you wanna tell me a bedtime story?
Odalia: No, not really. You are a child; conversation with you feels empty and meaningless.
[source: Joel Haver]
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*about to do something dangerous*
Luz: What if this goes wrong?
Hunter: Well, we'll mourn you :)
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The Collector: Hey, don't sweat it Philip! It's not like your dead brother can die twice!
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Evelyn: What trouble are ya in with him?
Caleb: He just... doesn't want to be friends with me anymore
Evelyn: What is he, twelve?
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Darius: To be a coven head, you have to have a thick skin
Eberwolf: Purple isn't your colour
Darius: PURPLE BRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK
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Darius: I'll train you up
Alador: You?
Darius: Yeah, I was in the emperors coven, I'm a ragamuffin from the streets!
Alador: You? You're a French duke if I ever saw one. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese
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Luz: *does something chaotic*
Amity: Listen to me
Luz: *continues anyway*
Amity: Please heed my advice!
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Luz: This is heavy
Hunter: Weight has nothing do with it
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Camila: Can we get the bill, please?
Gus: *high pitched singing* AAAAAAAH CAN WE GET THE BILL!
Willow: Gus! Inside voice!
Gus: *lower pitched singing* Oooooh can we get the bill!
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Evelyn: What the fuck is falafel?
Caleb: It's mushed up chickpeas
Evelyn: What are chickpeas?
Caleb: Peas that taste like shit basically.
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Luz: Good. Well, lots to do so um-
Amity: Luz
Luz: Yes?
Amity: It's okay. You don't have to be... busy anymore, I understand. I mean, we all do
Luz *voice breaking*: Yes, but... if I stop then...
Amity: I know, it's okay
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*whilst trying to bake*
Hunter: Gus, we got this!
Gus: we got this!
Hunter: Dude
Gus: Dude?
Hunter: we're sinking together
Gus: *laughing* dude we got this
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Belos: What do you see?
Hunter: Power. The power of a king.
Belos: Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best. I never asked for power. Power is only given to those who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up.
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Darius about meeting Alador
Darius: And, then suddenly it was all silent, and he looked so happy that this dirty crow was coming close. He didn't seem to care that it ran off with his lunch. And, I thought to myself how lonely is this guy that even a thieving crow brightens up his day?
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