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Hisoka: We have your mom
Gon: I don't have a mom?
Hisoka: Then who is this blonde muttering about revenge?
Gon: Oh my god, you have my mom
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Nami: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Vivi: My father is strict. Why don't you?
Nami: Your father is strict.
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Corazon: I'm going to McDonald's, what do you want?
Law: Death
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Robin: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.
Usopp: Huh??
Robin: I wanna be on BuzzFeed Unsolved.
Usopp: Let’s go back to the “when I’m murdered” part.
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Karkat: WHEN WILL THE FUCKASS EXPRESS GET HERE?
Terezi: D4V3 4ND SOLLUX G3T H3R3 4T N1N3.
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Pearl: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Amethyst, from atop a table: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.
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The Lord Bertilak after Gawain kisses him: *Dang, this man was literally too nice to sleep with my wife*
Sir Gawain blushing profusely: *kissing two people in one day? What am I? A whore!?*
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Oh you poor souls. This account hasn't been active in almost 3 years. I'll try to get it running again (I can see all the newbies. Hi.) but no promises.
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Bakugou, sitting 5 feet away from Midoriya quietly:
His brain: hit him with a chair
Bakugou: why?
His brain: just do it
Bakugou: but why?
His brain: you have to
Bakugou: shit can't argue with that
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Sero: come over
Denki: can't i'm busy
Sero: you're never busy
Denki: i have so many important tasks
Sero:
Denki:
Sero: you're stuck in a corn maze again
Denki: have the cops send a helicopter this time please
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Keith: Things that are fake; reality, time, the government.
Keith: Things that are real; Mothman.
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Hagakure, to a "civilian" in training: Remember that even the word "hopeless" has "hope" in it.
Denki: Also if you just rearrange the letters, it spells "pee slosh".
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David: Hello Quartermaster! Didn't know you'd be back so soon from your trip to the moon!
QM: Moon's haunted.
David: What??
QM, grabbing a shotgun: Moon's haunted.
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Mina: Fuck, marry, kill. Kirishima, Tokoyami, Iida.
Bakugou: Fuck Iida, marry Kirishima, kill Deku.
Izuku:
Izuku: I wasn't even an option...
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Izuku: *Sneezes*
Aoyama, in the ceiling: Bless you.
Izuku: God???
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Denki: Hey Midoriya what's your biggest dream??
Izuku: To see my dad again.
Denki:
Denki: Well now I feel dumb because my biggest dream is getting killed by the Burger King.
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Aizawa: I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I didn't sign up for this shit.
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