Józefa Wnukowa - "Narada" from the series "Birds" (1985)

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

happy 15th anniversary to the gayest first episode in the history of cinema everyone!!

im telling you right now if the buckley parents show anything BUT love and support to Buck next episode....

ITS ON SIGHT

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

✨ frame of the day ✨

whenever i've imagined the upcoming bucktommy kiss (which is a lot) where buck initiates the kiss at the wedding once tommy saves chim, i imagine buck runs up to tommy and immediately kisses him in front of everyone. which is great and all, but now i think it'd be great if it starts with a simple hug first. like there's a slowmo scene of tommy getting off the plane, looking around for someone he knows, and then buck yells his name and sprints over, we hear tommy let out a soft "evan" before he's stumbling at the force of buck's body colliding with his as he hugs him so tightly. and as buck holds him, there's a few reaction shots. bobby has a slightly raised eyebrow, wondering when they got so close, athena looks a lil confused but happy nonetheless, hen and karen share a look, maybe we see buck's parents share one too (but less knowing/sweet and more worried), and eddie smiles a lil. let's out a sigh of relief because tommy is his friend too and he's glad he's safe. and THEN buck kisses tommy. and oh my god we get to see everyone's face switch immediately. the shock and the confusion and the pride. oh it'd just be so beautiful.

Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

Alexandre Benois - Spring in Paris (1934)

Fish eye perspective of a cat eating

RIGHTTTTTT HIS VOICE IS FYCKING INCREDIBLEHDJDDKDK it's so good sosbsosbssosbss

ICY! ICY! ICY!

WE HAD OUR VOICE FINAL YESTERDAY AND IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD TO WATCH!!! I’M HAPPY ABOUT THE PERSON WHO WON AND IT WAS NOT WHO WE EXPECTED IT TO BE! I WANNA SCREAM ABOUT SONGS AND COVERS NOW.

(But also I want to hear about your Voice. What are some of your favourite songs from this or last seasons?)

-🌲

YAYYY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU OHMYGODISKDOSD ITS. 1 AM. AND I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 7 AGAIN. MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE SO ILL RANT ABOUT MY VOICE LATER (I'm also two weeks behind oops...) BUT YOOO THATS SO AWESOME PLS SEND UR FAV ONES!!!!!!!

also ohhohoooo I will DEF spam when I get the chance I've been LOOPING some of these

I'll send the only one I've been able to find on Spotify!! And send the rest tomorrow hehehe

THIS ONE WAS SOOO OHJJMYGODDDD

This man made JOHN LEGEND CRY. HE FULL ON BAWLED. Crazyyy (not this performance a different one)

BUT YEAH!!! THATS AMAZIGNNFDKD IM SO GLADDD

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Bobby: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Athena: You're drinking orange juice.

Bobby: You know I can't drink alcohol.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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*out grocery shopping*

Ravi: *takes a free sample twice*

Ravi: Robbery and Fraud. I'm a Rebel.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

-Boatyard near Honfleur-

I do find it hilarious how I never actually clocked my love of father son duos until I became a fan of sandduo 😭😭 like I slash gen have always been into them (irondad was one of the first ones I got super into, but you look at any of my first written stories and there are father figures Everywhere 😭😭) but I just didn't clock it as a Thing. I was just like yeah irondad is the best fr.

Vs the fact that I've always known I've been super into best friend duos. Like if you had asked my fav dynamic before the dsmp fandom I'd answer with "best friends obviously" (which is still true!!) buttt it took my best friend (ironic) telling me "hey u have daddy issues" and pointing out all of the Father Son duos for me to be like . Oh

laundry day

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