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i love how you just appear sometimes, post like one or two things and then fuck off into three months of radio silence
Glad to be of service, friend!
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"You're free now" 😬
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Oh yikes. My blog has unexpectedly gained a lot of transphobic followers, so I’ll take a moment to make my stance clear:
This space is not for you. I love and respect transgender people.
This isn’t an invite to debate; i don’t want to debate my existence. This is an invite to unfollow before i notice your transphobia and block you.
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Chris: This coffee is very hot.
Gavin: Yes.
Tina: So you wouldn’t pour it on your body.
Gavin: Correct.
Nines: So you shouldn’t pour it in your thro-
Gavin, already drinking it: oh shit that ouches!
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Connor: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Hank: Speak for yourself, I am FUCKIN' PISSED!
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I am paying every single one of you five dollars if you stop reblogging this.
Both RK800 and RK900 adapt behavior from their environment, right? That includes speech. So instead of being like “??????” whenever Gavin uses slang from his youth, Nines picks the phrases up and remembers them along with the context. As soon Gavin realizes this, he keeps making his sentences more ridiculous. It works. 
Because the next time they have to interrogate someone, RK900 opens the conversation in all seriousness with “Are you ready to spill the tea or are you gonna stay salty this whole time?”
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Markus: It's alright to ask for help!
Simon: You are not a burden.
North: Murder is okay.
Josh: And your feelings matter!
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Gavin: Hey, help me with-
Hank: No.
Gavin: Yo tincan, do that for me-
Connor: Sorry, busy.
Gavin: WOW, rude. I'll remember all of that.
RK900: Do you want me to help you?
Gavin: A b s o l u t e l y n o t
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Come back I love you
oh.
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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
have you found Jericho yet or are you still looking?
Look at my url and you’ll know, I’ll keep you updated
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why u no posting? :(
Finals are stressful, my friend
I’ll be back as soon as possible, but for now I gotta survive 
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Both RK800 and RK900 adapt behavior from their environment, right? That includes speech. So instead of being like "??????" whenever Gavin uses slang from his youth, Nines picks the phrases up and remembers them along with the context. As soon Gavin realizes this, he keeps making his sentences more ridiculous. It works. 
Because the next time they have to interrogate someone, RK900 opens the conversation in all seriousness with "Are you ready to spill the tea or are you gonna stay salty this whole time?"
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Traci: I’m a lesbiab.
Traci: Lesbiam.
Traci: Les Bien.
Connor: It’s okay, take your time.
Traci: *Points to other Traci* Girls.
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Connor, at 3 a.m: Lieutenant, I've been reading a lot of fiction recently and stumbled across a common phrase used when characters transform into animals or similar. 'Fur replaces flesh'. Now this confused me, considering the fact that despite several animals having fur, they still have skin-
Hank, sleepily: Why are you in my room?
Nines: I do believe RK800 has a good point. For example-
Hank, suddenly very awake: Why are you in my house???
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Markus: What are you fighting about now?
Simon and North: About which one of us is going to give you their heart for Valentine's Day-
Markus, having flashbacks: nO
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