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*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*
dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.
hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?
dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.
*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*
tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?
hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.
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twice: *knocking on dabi’s door* DABI! SHIGARAKI CALLS YOU! please come out
dabi: comin’!
twice: come on! he’ll be angry! MOVE YOUR ASS HERE!
dabi: *like after 5 minutes he opens the door a little and looks at twice* what does he want?
twice: idk but it seems that’s urg... is that hawks? IS HE NAKED?
dabi: *looking inside the room at hawks on the bed* not so naked
hawks: *covers himself in sheets* hey!
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touya on father’s day: roses are red, i hate you. die.
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*in the middle of a fake fight*
hawks: *whispering* throw your flames at me
dabi: what? this is a stupid idea
hawks: throw your fucking flames at me
dabi: are you sure babe?
hawks: *whispering aggressively* yes, that’s the moment
dabi: *sighs* all right
*2 hours later at the hospital*
hawks: i hate you.
dabi: i told you this was a stupid idea
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dabi: *sitting down on the couch near hawks* move fat nugget
hawks: u think i look fat? 🥺
dabi: no birdy, i didn’t mean...
hawks: YOU THINK I’M FAT! 😫😫😫
dabi: fuck. no, i really didn’t mean that
hawks: but... you said
dabi: i know, that was stupid. i’m sorry dove
dabi: *opening his arms* c’mere
hawks: *hugs dabi* ‘kay
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*lov’s making a karaoke night at hideout*
hawks: ok! it’s my turn now!
toga: go hawksie!
hawks: *starts a song and picks up a mic* doesn't seem to matter what i do
i'm always number two...
toga: *cheering* yay!!!
dabi: oh boy...
hawks: *emotionally* no one knows how hard i tried, oh-oh, i have feelings that i can't explain
drivin' me insane
all my life, been so polite
but i’ll sleep alone tonight...
shigaraki: and that’s your boyfriend?
dabi: currently he’s just ken i guess
*like 10 seconds later*
hawks, twice and toga to one mic: is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I’M JUST KEN WHERE I SEE LOVE, SHE SEES A FRIEND WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN AND FIGHT FOR ME?!
...
all league after a while: fuck it.
CAN U FEEL THE KENERGY?
FEELS SO REAL, MY KENERGY
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dabi: everyone hates me. that’s just who i am, a crazy maniac who’s putting everything in flames
hawks: that’s not true dabi
dabi: *scoffs* you’re really sweet if that’s what you think, birdy
hawks: maybe... but i am the one who loved you when you went insane.
dabi: ...
hawks: you still think that you are the crazy one?
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i’ve got something special for you.
happy bnha cursed valentine’s day✨
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dabi: birch.
hawks: what did you just called me??
dabi: *louder* BIRCH
hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?
dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.
hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...
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