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#it depends on the day#sometimes it’s less than kfc#hawks#cursed valentines#mha valentines#bnha valentines#happy valentines#valentines day#hotwings incorrect quotes#my hero academia#keigo takami#bnha edit#bnha memes#hawks bnha#hawks valentines#kfc
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✫stan, eric and kenny with kitchen witch reader headcanons✫
a/n: kyle one!! finally got to other boys. there's a liiittle bit of suggestive theme and drug joke in kenny one. characters are aged up, reader is gender neutral
stan marsh
doesn't really care about you being a kitchen witch, be who you want to be, believe in what you want to believe
making him special coffee/tea every morning
he started to hate waking up early a bit less (or maybe it's just you being by his side)
he's a kisser, he's a hugger, so expect at least one kiss on a cheek while you cook (will not hug you when you do this without consent tho)
s o u p
make him soup
or make soup with him together, that's nice too
with something silly like veggies in shape of something or just chicken and star soup
you two sometimes fight about who's making breakfast today, but you know, this is not serious of course (either way you win even if he's the one cooking it for the most part)
helps you carve or burn sigils in spoons and things
i'd say he needs the same thing as kyle, something with anti-anxiety spell, but also something that generally will help him with sleep
eric cartman
you probably picked him up by making something with a love spell (it would be funnier if it was blood love spell with espresso, but it would work better with a cake)
lmao, you didn't even have to put a spell on it, he's probably hooked just by your cooking
if you tell him about the fact that you're a witch he'd act like this all is total bullshit, but then ask if you can make something poisonous (of course you can, but it doesn't have to do anything with you been a kitchen witch) or with a curse ((don't fucking do it, though he loves you, it doesn't mean he will not turn you in to cops if something goes wrong i didn't tell you this))
prefers your pastry, but basically loves everything you make
likes looking at you while you cook (will not help you)
even more curious about sigils than kyle
but in the way that he doesn't really trust you (don't blame him, there's a lot of reasons for him to not trust people)
making sigils with eric, so he knows for sure meaning of them
tbh he's really impatient when it comes to you cooking, he doesn't understand why you prefer to take your time with cooking even if you can make it faster and doesn't listen when you explain
at least it looks like it
can bring up something you said later and it kind of surprises you
tries to be less bitchy with you later on
definitely asks you to make something for him with specific sigil for it
kenny mccormick
if you will not make him kfc wings recreation, i will haunt you in your dreams
doesn't really have a preference in your cooking
kenny is most likely the only one of main 4 to remember everything you say about witchery (he's just generally a good listener i think)
would make some type of sigil for shits and giggles (maybe literally)
love spells with emphasis on better sex life aren't needed, lol, but he would totally ask you for this as part of roleplay
ate all your donuts with sugar powder and tried to get away with it by saying that powder on his clothes is cocaine
if you cook together, he will always be distracted by your beauty, sometimes it's better to just let him sit in the kitchen with you
really likes how aprons look on you
so yeah another reason to wear them
any kind spell will do, boy needs more nice things in his life
making forever weed brownies together <3
a/n: honestly, i thought i will never write anything for kenny. wow. cool. we'll see, maybe i will make one with girls or butters/marjorine idkidk
#south park x reader#south park x y/n#south park x you#stan marsh x reader#stan marsh x y/n#stan marsh x you#eric cartman x reader#eric cartman x y/n#eric cartman x you#kenny mccormick x reader#kenny mccormick x y/n#kenny mccormick x you
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What I think Lego monkie kid characters favorite fast foods are.
This is strictly just head canons so if you don't like it then that's ok, I have an opinion and you yours.
Mk: KFC. I also think he likes the desserts that he buys from there as well. He's a bit upset about KFC not issuing out unlimited drinks after COVID but he definitely orders from there.
Mei: Popeyes. She likes the spicy food and fries and she loves the popcorn chicken there as well, she drinks either coca cola or lemon soda with the chicken.
Pigsy: Burger King, he liked that they're fast with their food and orders a burger for Tang sometimes when he asks cause Tang can be picky on the fast food he eats(except for pigsy, he loves his husband's noodles)
Tang: Depending on his mood he either goes for Wendy's or Little Caesars. Absolutely despises going to other pizza places for some reason and occasionally eat burgers from Burger King.
Sandy: I believe that he's a vegetarian but for this one time he looks like somebody that eats subway sandwiches. He even gets a coupons and cards there for deals and event food.
Nezha: Pizza Hut and Little Caesars. He fucking LOVES their pizzas since he can order them online or on call and they'll deliver hot for him in less than 2 hours. They can be a bit messy for pizzas sometimes but he doesn't mind at all, he likes eating them while he works and his favorite drink is Pepsi.
Dbk and PIF: Burger King and Pizza Hut, no literally, they will order from them at the same time and get an extra pizza for Redson since he doesn't really like eating burgers.
Redson: Popeyes and Pizza hut, he eats more Popeyes than Pizza Hut but that doesn't matter to him, he loves the popcorn chicken and for Pizza Hut, everytime without fail he orders jerk chicken and green pepper pizza with stuffed crust, Bro cries when he eats cause it's just that fucking good, favorite drink with it is Sprite, the hell juice.
That's all I have for part 1 making part 2 tmrw probably
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid headcanon#lmk headcanon#lego monkie king#lego monkie kid redson#lego monkie kid mk#lego monkie kid mei#lego monkie kid pigsy#lego monkie kid tang#sandy lmk#lmk dbk#lmk pif#nezha monkie kid
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Introduction (again 😭)
Requests: open (?)
I'm currently less active since I have exams coming up, so I'd rather answer any requests once my exams have passed. I'm gonna post my WIP soon, I just have to finish it first
Again, my only side account is @thepookiestpookiebear
Request Rules :
Character limit : generally 4 unless it's a group
I don't write incest, racist, homophobic, or that kinda stuff
Uhh I don't have much rules
I can write yandere stuff, I can also write self aware stuff
I write for twisted wonderland and genshin impact, and maybe tokyo revengers too !
And that's all, moving on :
Feel free to chat, I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS and i love talking/chatting ❤
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I don't argue with people (most of the time)
I'm a pacifist, I have a teeny weeny wittle tiny eety beety bitty bit of anger issues
I haven't made a masterlist yet bc I don't know how to sorry
Do not steal my works, they are mine. Do not do anything with my works unless I consent to it, please. Don't copy !
Pookie, come and have some chai with me ♡♧ (or some coffee if that's what you prefer idk)
Hi pookies! I'm a beginner fic writer. I write for twisted wonderland, self aware twisted wonderland, and a slight bit of genshin impact, but mostly sagau. I'm a ✨FaLLeN AnGeL✨ /HJ SORRY 😞
My pronouns are she/her
I'm half European half Asian (specifically middle-eastern asian) my first language is French and my second language is English (chronologically), oh and I can speak in total 3-4 languages.
Edit: I have a lot of names and nicknames, so you can call me whatever you'd like, but here is a list of what most people call me, both online and irl :
Jess
Pookie
Pookie bear
Bear
KitKat
Jessica (rarely)
Cathy
Cath/Cat
Catastrophe (a nickname my previous classmates used to give me)
Sometimes even Catharina, or Catherine/Katherine
In conclusion, I have a lot of names and nicknames, so just call me whatever you'd prefer to call me, I just gave that list so maybe you'd have an idea.
Sometimes I'm dumb sometimes I'm smart, it all depends and varies.
I'm a girl, bisexual + greysexual (basically a biromantic greysexual). I'm a huge simp -> (edit: sometimes), and I like cute things.
I LOVE CATS
requests are almost always open pookies
Proud member of the pookie nation.
I will call u pookie or pookie bear no matter who or what you are.
I'm a pisces, my birthmonth is March. I'm not a huge fan of astrology but I do like astronomy tho
Subjects/topics I like:
Fashion, modeling, models.
Astronomy
Biology
Physics
Chemistry
Science (general base)
Philosophy (self-explanatory)
Edit : Sometimes history/SS too
Things I like/LOVE:
Vacuum cleaners ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💖💞 (love of my life <33333333333333)
Food (everything except some seafood and mushrooms)
Cats (self-explanatory)
Cute things (self-explanatory)
Animals
Social media (sometimes, depends on the type)
My friends
My (new) classmates
My old school
Fast-food (KFC especially, OMFG I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN WINGS AND OML FRIED SPICY CHICKEN WINGSSS <333)
Chicken nuggets
Dried bacon
Bacon and eggs
Scrambled eggs
FRIED CHICKEN
Sandwhiches
Hotdogs
Riceballs
Tuna fish cans (canned tuna fish 🔛🔝)
Basically any food
Chocolate, ex : chocolate cakes, chocolate milkshakes, chocolate bars, chocolate tablets
Nutella/chocolate milkshakes
Writing (depends, sometimes)
Dancing
Ducks (And he waddled away waddle waddle waddle 🥲.)
CARS
Motorcycles
MONEY (no need to explain)
My extra-curricular classes (kinda, sometimes I also hate them 😞)
Uh, a Lotta things, I'm just too lazy to write all of it (it would take hours)
Music too
My personality type:
I'm ambiverted actually so it depends, so idk.
Edit: I'm an INTP pookies
Little details about me:
I could talk about food for hours. (It's one of the only things I like more than astronomy and money.)
I can't focus for too long.
I have a wild imagination (not in a bad way tho)
I love mostly everything, except for a few people/things that I still hold grudges to. (For a good reason tho).
I have a super packed schedule most of the time, it's mainly cuz I go to 2 schools at the same time, along with extracurricular classes, and both school's homeworks, and school projects
My hobbies:
Horseriding
Rockclimbing
Hiking
Writing (sometimes)
Reading
Studying (only rarely)
Jogging (but mostly cycling)
Track running
Cycling (every day, except for when I'm sick or not in form)
I don't like:
Judgemental people
Sh*t-talkers
People who have massive egos
Roaches
Spiders
Dirtyness
Dirty people
Dust
Unsanitary people
Dirty food
Dirty water
Unhygienic people
People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
Some things you should probably know if you're one of my mutuals:
1. This isn't that much important, but I usually Ieave my home at around 8am and I come back at around 5pm. So sorry if I reply late to any of your asks or messages. if I don't reply or the reply is late then I'm most-likely outside, or just came home.
2. Also not that inportant, but I try to be nice to people because they already have enough problems and I don't need/want to be one of them. Sometimes though I may be rude or mean on accident, srry.
3. I LOVE ALL OF MY MOOTS ♡♡♡
4. Also not important but I don't really think much before subscribing to someone, if I see a random stranger on the internet who has good humor, then I'll hit the plus button. Sometimes though it can be troublesome, since i don't really check people's bios.
ALSO this is my beloved creature that I found on the streets on a snowy day, it's my best friend now @farfarurfav
I'm in a lot of fandoms, mainly Twisted Wonderland, Genshin impact, Attack on Titan, Jujustu Kaisen, Honkai Impact, Honkai Star Rail, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Boruto, Assassination Classroom, Spy x Family, KNY, Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken/ That time I reincarnated as a slime, Obey me, Dark Fall, Etc etc and also I'm a manga, manhua, manhwa, and anime enjoyer and I also know some webtoons too !
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See "#pookie talks" for me talking with people or just chatting and stuff like that
See "#thepookiestwrites" for some of my newest works !
For now these are the only tags I'll introduce.
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Sam (begrudgingly) reacts to: Dan and Phil play Poppy Playtime CHAPTER 2!
I fucking hate horror games and I am have a high anxiety day so this is like awful timing BUT HERE GOES NOTHING.
- Not a fan of the runtime because I don't enjoy horror so the longer the worse for me personally so fuck this actually oops
- Babes I am literally shaking and almost crying 4 minutes in this will not be fun lmao (but also I know my anxiety won't go away without dan and phil content so might as well hope they will be funny and cute enough to make me calm down).
- I hate this I want to cry UPDATE: I literally started crying right after this, about 8 minutes into the game, but it got better afterwards.
- The touch when saying 'we have to be brave' was very personal to me. (Someone give me someone to watch this with and hold me please because I am scared)
- The buttplug jokes being the only thing to make me laugh, thank you Phil.
Dan what do you MEAN "tails in" in reference to buttplugs, did you see the unhinged shit we said on tumblr, because oh god please no.
- "What are we going to do now?" "Cry" Phil gets me actually thank you I feel seen.
- The color game is actually calming my anxiety SO much it's hilarious, like it's just logic and following patterns and those things are so calming even when Dan is screaming.
- "For our lesbian audience that has mommy issues this is gonna be a weird episode" YOU DONT SAY DAN YOU DONT SAY
- new lore alert: Phil going to a wrestling party
- Phil lore: he was afraid of the KFC man as a kid
- PINOF MENTION AND CLIP AHAHA, they love doing these references since they uploaded the first react video.
- Dan hiding in his hoodie is adorable, like he just fully went "nope!" and hid haha.
- I think you can see Phil's hand shaking in the whack a mole, like the camera was SO shakey which was either his inability to use a mouse or he was shaking, place your bets.
- Dan playing the mini game after all, Phil is never beating the younger brother stereotype truly.
- When did they film all of these that their heating is still broken?! Makes me think they really did pre-film most of these to have a less stressful time now during december, which good job guys!
- Mommy's voice reminds me of someone else in a tv show but I can't figure out what? Anyone know?
- Their delighted faces at seeing jacksepticeye are adorable, like you could tell they were so happy truly and I love these little easter eggs!
- "Sean you down there?" HOWLING
- They edited so many clips and memes into this (which makes me think they edited it rather than an editor) haha
- Phil just, maybe unconsciously, moving impossibly closer to Dan is a big mood (only I am alone rip).
- Weirdly enough the mini games are the most calming part for me, like there is a clear focus and clear objective of what to do and it's like: here is a problem, solve it and I think that does wonders for me.
- Unsure if I am shaking from anxiety or being cold (also great I have more uni work to do after watching this)
- Yes please sanitize my boobs. What
- I agree Phil, we have gotten a lot of lore (about you)!
- Phil's panicked "geese!" gets me every time because it's so cute.
- "I feel kinda bad" aw ofc you do Phil and ofc you don't Dan, so very in character for both of them honestly.
- "Sometime in 2023, so not much longer" Phil, honey, there are like 20 days left what do you mean?!
This actually wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, after I had my little cry at the beginning. I was actually quite calm by the end and I think my anxiety actually is less, which I didn't think would happen. The magic of Dan and Phil, see you tomorrow!
#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#phan#gaymingmas#sam reacts#Dan and Phil play Poppy Playtime CHAPTER 2!
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suguru murders a village and vanishes in a crowd in front of kfc and satoru hates.
halfway through his bucket of chicken, tears salting them, there is a call and a new mission.
yaga undestands that he didn't carry out his mission to execute suguru and doesn't chastise him but still the hate festers.
the next day there's a special grade in germany that has killed already ten sorcerers after it.
the week after that it's china.
then, he's sent to the kansai prefecture.
satoru hates hating. still, he hates and hates and hates.
over weeks and months of missions suguru's cursed residue dissapears from his dorm until even his six eyes fail to find them.
in the end he's with shoko and nanami when it comes to a close.
satoru is a positive person. he loves live and follows his whims because he can be self-indulgent but also because people fear him less when they think he's simply an overpowered, spoiled child.
nanami hates that he wasn't like heibara and didn't notice suguru slipping. failed to notice and help him until it was too late.
something in satoru snaps at those words and he doesn't understand why he ever cared what these lowly mortals thought. why their whims mattered in comparison to his will.
was it because suguru, the only one even comparedly approaching his level, said that live needs to matter?
obviously he didn't believe that himself.
if shoko notices the change she doesn't say anything, simply treats him with the same distant warmth she did ever since suguru left.
she always was suguru's friend, before she was satoru's.
satoru exorcises and exorcises and exorcises all over the world.
sometimes he only finds the residue of a familiar cursed energy. suguru is collecting curses.
yaga only grimly accepts this informatin. the elders berate him to execute him already. satoru gets ice cream.
nanami graduates and becomes an office drone. good for him, choosing what he wants.
satoru is the opposite of him. simply a shell of hatred and uncaring.
the elders have not yet understood the change in satoru. they praise him for finally becoming more serious and taking on his duties.
shoko is trapped in the morgue more than the infirmary but she spends the occasional hour with satoru if he bribes her continuously with cigars, coffe or the occasional corpse.
there is something like regret like acceptance like mourning like understanding in yaga's eyes the next time he tells satoru the higher ups summoned him.
satoru notices, as he makes his way to them, that yaga is taking shoko somewhere.
shoko hasn't left the campus unaccompanied since she graduated and became property of the tokyo jujutsu branch.
the elders have, graciously, located suguru's new point of operation after satoru let him vanish last time.
the thing is, satoru could have found suguru if he had enough time, easily.
the thing is, satoru noticed suguru slipping.
the thing is, he never had any time for suguru, only for curses and exorcisms.
hollow purple tears the building apart.
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More About the Muse
Did they believe in Santa?: No. Scarlett never believed in Santa, or any of the made-up holiday mascots. Her parents didn't really go all out for holidays as whether they'd be around for them or not was always up in the air. She does though, very strongly believe in getting kfc for christmas and watching the first snow fall.
Were they a dinosaur or rock kid?: both? She wasn't crazy into either but it didn't deter her from learning about them. She does enjoy geodes. The fact that whatever is inside is a complete mystery until opened is a big draw for her.
Bugs or slimy critters?: How about none if we can help it. She doesn't really consider butterfly bugs. In her mind, Bugs are gross. Butterflies are beautiful. So Butterflies cannot be bugs. She also likes dragonflies as to her they represent the soul of a passed loved one watching over them
Do they fidget? How?: Depends on the situation. She can sit completely still and then sometimes she can't sit still to save her life.
What were they frequently in trouble for as a child?: Not interacting with the other children. Getting into fights. She's always had trouble connecting with people and it's just easier to not.
What underwear do they like?: bikinis and thongs. She's a fan of less is more ;)
Designs on clothing or no?: Depends on the clothes. Her dresses can have designs or be completely solid. Plaids swirls, splatters. All just depends on how it looks on her.
Birthmarks?: yes. There is a mark that is darker than her normal pale skin tone by just a shade or two. It starts on the right side of her collarbone and runs up the right side of her neck, crawling under her chin and stopping before it reaches her face. Most people mistake it for a burn scar because of the placement and coloring
Do they have good self control?: Depends on what she's controlling herself from. If it's books or food, most likely not. If it's the need for love and affection , yes. Cute animals, definitely not. If she could, she'd try to pet the lion or cheetah at the zoo because 'it's so cute'.
Favorite franchise?: Scarlett doesn't really have a specific favorite in franchises. She likes The Grudge Movies, secretly loves Sailor Moon items. i.e. keychains, makeup kits/containers, food based off of it. She does love Pusheen and has a few items around the house.
Do they re-enact scenarios in the shower?: No. The shower is her time to decompress. Shut down. Just feel the hot water relaxing her.
Do they tell the waiter that their order is wrong?: Absolutely. She's not rude about it in any way. But if she's going to eat it, she'd rather enjoy it.
Stairs or elevator?: Elevator. Especially if it's one of those glass elevators. Scarlett thinks those are the coolest things ever.
Are they an exaggerator when telling stories?: Depends on the story or who they're with. If she's with a friend or trying to make someone laugh, yeah she might embellish the story some. If she's trying to get a point across or relay information, then no. Straight facts
tagged by @chronicparagon
tagging- anyone who wants to do this
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DSAF Assorted HCs (Part 2)
yeah. uh. get fucking jumpscared. previous part here
once again expect some TKPverse stuff here ok? nice
Jack
This is important okay you need to fucking listen to me. that is a short, fat, hairy man. I don't care that he's corpsy he is hairy as hell.
he has. so many issues. there's probably more but my current hcs for him are npd, bipolar, n adhdtism
his nervous stim is backflipping (thx quentin)
He chose his own middle name and it starts with an F. that's all i'm saying
It has a biting/chewing stim and will chew on anything it can get its hands on. Dave can get bited as a treat. otherwise shirt
Jack can sew!! They did it often when they were taking care of Dee and picked it up from their mom.
^ Jack made Dee's scarf btw. also after dee's death, jack stopped sewing
Jack DID pick sewing back up again (kinda) when he realized he kinda has to sew their body parts back up
He fucking HATES being called "Jackie". no exceptions
From DSAF 1-2, he wears a wig. Pre-DSAF 3, he starts growing it out, though. cuts/shaves it into a fucked up mullet for DSAF 3 though.
..... the mullet is made out of mold. Sorry. He's insane and so am I
As it worked on the machine for the Flipside, whenever it got KFC, it always broke any wishbones in the bucket, hoping it would help contribute to the machine working- that all his efforts would be worth something. TKPverse, he still does this
Dave
This is obviously i LITERALLY MADE A WHOLE FUCKING POST ABOUT IT but Dave has bpd. He also has adhdtism n probs a few other things
Dave really doesn't like when people are behind her and rather people walk in front of her instead. ESPECIALLY when walking through doorways
actually likes licorice. in my heart.
Dave has faint tastebuds after the whole "eating an ashtray" thing. Kebabs are his comfort food though
Capable of falling asleep with his eyes open. This has made Jack shit a few times
Dave steals Jack's clothes sometimes. they're big on him
Peter
major sin i'm sorry. peter is a big disney fan. i don't have a favorite movie for him yet
more of a silly hc n not anything solid but when he dressed up as The Rat, I like to imagine Peter did a very horrible mickey impression. we love you peter
When Naomi's (his daughter) sixth birthday passed, Peter was so relieved that she survived that he cried to Caroline about it, after Naomi was tucked into bed
This is like. a hc i debatably switch between having and not, but Peter's middle name is Guy. for normal reason.s
Caroline
She and Jack actually got along well! They like to tease each other a lot
VERY skilled in wrestling
Caroline had several brothers she used to live with (she was the oldest sibling), so she can relate to Peter abt older sibling troubles
SHIT at fucking cooking. peter was the one who cooked. she did her best though
Japanese-American i can't accept her being fully white i'm sorry.
Matt
Further elaborating on the timeline stuff he has going on: Matt more or less has a hivemind throughout timelines that shares memories throughout. hope that helps
^ JACK DOES NOT FUCKING KNOW THIS AND MATT IS NOT LETTING HIM KNOW THAT.
I can't believe i never said this but Matt is mixed. filipino + white specifically. GO WASIAN BOY GO. he's not exactly as connected w his filipino heritage though
he actually likes madonna as an artist but he'd rather die than admit that. you're not getting that out of him.
Davesport
On the few occassions the two take a shower, Jack + Dave shower together. helps a lot. they make a fucking mess sometimes though
Sometimes they sleep together naked. fuck you. ok? sniff. let me have this
i'd put this in their respective sections, but jack + dave have specific sleeping styles. Jack likes to sleep all sprawled out, and Dave does that sometimes too! But mostly she's all cozied up to Jack. likes to feel smaller sometimes
Dave likes to knock his head against Jack sometimes ok? ok.
Relationships
now that i have gotten him i can finally confirm. oscar + matt bffs 4ever
Matt likes Jack, in the sense that he's interesting to it, with most timelines revolving around him. Would never want to get involved with his business though. It's too hot for that shit
Peter + Dave frenemies ftw... they will begrudgingly get along. they're more similar than they think
so like i know that i said jack + harry had a fling in the last post but i grew and changed as a person. that's a lesbian phone. I do think that Jack trusted Harry the most out of the other phoneys, though
I think Jack saw a bit of itself in Roger. never admitting though.
off-topic but has jack fucking hit on every phone employee of his. i haven't seen jake's shit but has he. Jack.
Dave actually has a ... somewhat nice acquaintanceship w Steven! i kinda need them to bond a little more ok?
#Grave's Digs#this is kaleschmidt exclusive content#what do you mean it's almost a year since i made my last hcs post. what.#btw you should totally ask me abt tkpverse dasf 3 events you should ask me how dees death affected family dynamics you sh#TabbyKat Rambles#yipe!
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My Lore About Myself
Unlike everyone else he’s different? He acts like he’s a 7 year old even tho he’s not! He cares about everyone besides bullies and will defend others if he has to! He’s less of the funny person but laughs easily! So easily that it makes him laugh at dumb and silly things. Like if you said why the chicken crossed the road, he’ll probably say to get to KFC or not say anything at all.
Julian isn’t that smart because he over thinks, but he is good at Mathematics because he loves it!
His grammar is bad! But he’ll sometimes say sorry. (Keep in mind that he’s very sorry about it)
He’s a huge Fan of FnF he’s likes it that much so that he try’s to sing it but it sounds like Gibberish like (a-e-i-aaa-ree) but! Only sometimes he sound good.
His favorite FnF mod is Boy ‘n’ Girl! Why you say, because the music makes him smile, relaxed, and happy! But which one does he like more? Boy or Girl? He’s thinks that Boy is more interesting than girl because he’s thinks that he’ll be strong and brave like him someday. Probably not! BUT HE’LL TRY! But he does think Girl is better cause she is softer than Boy and more calming.
The fact that Julian wears a lot of black and white doesn’t mean he can’t wear different colors! Because he can sometimes wear blue, pink maybe both, MAYBE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!? That makes him random!
Julian gets jealous of some people because they make him think that he’s the worse and that he can’t do anything right.
It makes him feel lazy, but he’ll eventually go back to himself in a few minutes.
His power is that he can change whatever he feels or whatever someone else feels. He can make himself cry or make himself sad or even make himself happy!
He’ll mostly be happy but, NEVER make him angry because he’ll take things too far. its less likely to happen but it’s doesn’t mean it can’t happen!
One of my fears is my brother! Pls don’t make fun of me :(
Julian is afraid to talk to new people or making new friends!
Keep noted to not attack Julian unless you want to be attacked back!
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What is something you're afraid of?
Getting in a car accident. It’s less being afraid of getting hurt (though this is scary in itself, of course), and more afraid of the uncertainty of how the other driver is gonna react. Is he gonna yell at me in the middle of a busy highway? Pull out a gun? Sue me even if nothing was my fault? It’s all super anxiety inducing lol which is why when I drive I’m just extremely polite and give way to everyone and brake prematurely every time I have to slow down.
Have you ever used the app Duolingo to learn a language?
Yeah, that’s what I did with Spanish in the early months of the pandemic. Then I reached the verbs and found it impossible to learn, so I gave it up. I also honestly didn’t like its competitive aspect because at some point, using Duolingo started feeling like an obligation because I didn’t want to lose against other users lol, rather than actually learning as I went.
When did you last hear thunder?
It must have been this week. We’ve been having typhoons left and right.
What all have you put in the trash today?
Pieces of paper and an empty can are what I can remember.
Do you enjoy blueberry muffins?
No. If I have the choice to remove the blueberries then yes. Hahahaha
Do you prefer juice or lemonade?
Lemonade, even though I’m generally not a fan of both.
What did you last eat that was fried?
KFC Hot Shots.
What's something you will never forget?
Kimi, of course.
What's the most bitter pill you've ever taken?
Lina answered this metaphorically so I will too – uhm, I guess the entirety of my breakup? I know it’s such a boring answer Robyn keeps citing it blahblah but it really served as a time of swallowing pills that I regrettably allowed to get bitterer and bitterer over time. I can tell you my life turned around to be as good as it gets once I was able to accept them all, though.
How many pillows are on your bed?
I have 2 but I also have this giant Tata plushie that I keep close to me when I sleep.
What was the last text you sent?
I don’t feel like checking my last text per se, but my last message overall was me asking Angela how she’s doing. Girl’s going through a bit of a crisis so I’ve been checking on her once every few hours.
How many boats have you been on in your lifetime?
Too many. I live in an archipelago and will sometimes have to take boats to get to certain island provinces.
Do you ever go to a lake and feed ducks/geese?
No.
Did you know bread was bad for ducks?
That’s what I’ve been taught, yeah. I’ve never seen a body of water with ducks before though so this whole feeding the ducks thing has always been irrelevant to me.
Do you know anyone who is a real estate agent?
A co-worker’s parents are. She also tried it out briefly earlier this year but went on to give PR a try.
What was the last online review you left?
It was just positive feedback on a seller from whom I bought photocards, as you do when you take part of K-pop buy and sell hahaha.
How many photo albums do you have?
My siblings and I used to have several each, but my parents eventually got a biiiiiiiig ass album for each of us so all our photos can fit in that one album instead.
What is something you have recently forgot to do?
OK so this technically isn’t a case of forgetting because it was my fault lol but I’ll share it anyway: having a cake delivered. So since my dad is abroad, he wanted to surprise my mom on her birthday with her favorite cake and tapped me to help out in handling the delivery (he’s in Europe, so all he can do on his end is purchase the cake). Anyway, his instruction to me was to have the cake delivered the night before her birthday -- which I completely missed out on from his messages lol -- and I just readily assumed I was gonna book a delivery on the day of.
Anyway, my mom’s birthday was today and I woke up to a message from my dad asking if I was able to bring home the cake and surprise mom the night before. I got super confused, rechecked his instructions, and that’s when I learned he wanted to do it on her birthday eve :(((((((((( I was freaking out at like 7 AM LOL and I hurriedly reached out to the bakery person (who turned out to have texted me the day before - which I missed - but never followed up) asking if they already got rid of the order :(( but fortunately they were calm as all hell and told me to relax because the cake was still safe and sound with them haha.
If this taught me anything it’s that I’m not as attentive to instructions as I thought I was, lol. But I’m glad to share the surprise still went smoothly, I did get the cake delivered today, and my mom loved it!
What's a memory you have that involves animals?
Going to an eco-park in Bali and interacting with a bunch of animals. I got to hold a snake, a couple of large birds, and a tortoise which is really as close as I can get to my idea of heaven lol. In the same trip I also got to interact closely with elephants for the first time.
Would you rather plant a vegetable or flower garden?
Veggies, so I can enjoy them right after.
Is yellow one of your favorite colors?
It most definitely is not.
When did you last exercise?
Like three or four weeks ago when I went spinning with Bea and Liara.
What color is most dominant in the room you're in?
I guess white, since all my walls are that color.
What is a popular TV show or movie that you do not like?
Game of Thrones. < Oooh, this is a goodie. Also Grey’s Anatomy.
How many beverages have you consumed today?
Technically, four – I’ve had water, coffee, and I also mixed soju and Yakult to drink a little bit earlier tonight.
What was your favorite snack when you were a kid?
I was obsessed with Nova chips. Looking back at those days I’m partly side-eyeing my mom for having allowed me to eat junk food as often as I did when I was a kid lol, and partly grateful because I don’t regret it one bit.
Is there anything currently bothering you?
Yeah I guess but it’s nothing major.
What is something you love that is blue?
My phone. Hahahaha.
What's a horror movie that has scared you?
The Shining.
Do you think Bigfoot is real?
Nopes.
What's your favorite flavor of candy?
Chocolate.
Do you think you could win a cooking competition? What would you cook if you were in one?
I doubt I’d even be considered to join one.
How many doctors appointments do you usually have within a year?
Zero. I don’t go unless something really grave is affecting me.
What last made you emotional?
Thinking about Kimi.
How is your day going?
I won’t count the little of what this day has been so far (it’s 1:43 AM), but the previous day was a bit crazy and different than usual. Angela’s going through something and with Hans literally on a flight to the US I’ve had to be the main person by her side. I’m just hoping for good news at this point.
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Oh, I was shocked that someone didn't know this but.
Use the app at all the fast food places, even if you're picking up. Because the pricing can be different; for instance, at some franchises of McDonalds, the price of a Triple Cheeseburger is less than a Double Cheeseburger. At other franchises, you can add cheese to a Hamburger, which'll be cheaper than a Cheeseburger.
This only works on the app but not at all franchises. And yeah it takes a stupid number of points to get free things, but you can usually get a buy one get one free or take 20% off the entire order, usually.
Like, I'm talking buy 10 nuggets get 10 free. Also, some franchises still have the 20-piece at $5 on the app, which is basically the same thing, but just so you know.
Um. Really easy to build up to free food at Taco Bell. Also, Taco Bell will let you switch the meat on your free things if you go to customize. Getting up to Fire Rewards is definitely worth it if you go there a couple times a month or more.
Wendy's has the most goddamn infuriating app and takes forever to get a free thing, but it's nice to always be building that up. Same with Arby's.
Domino's is cutting back on its app. IDK, last time I ordered there, they hit me with the "only every other order qualifies for your points" BS when they only give you 10 points per order anyway. Also nice to build up to have a free pizza when rent's due.
Burger King's app has a lot of weird coupons. I usually just save up to get something like a Whopper. Hardees and Subway are slow for points, too.
KFC, why do you even have an app if you're doing nothing with it? My local DQ doesn't take the app, so I can't comment.
Also, I got one of the Denny's secret sub-company melts, and felt as though I had just put pure lard in my mouth when I ate that thing and hated my choices afterward. But it was good. Cost a shit ton though ($14.)
The pickings are slim in my town. Top Tier is the Applebee's... it's sad. And they usually have nothing on their app but it's really easy to customize your food.
And if you got a group ordering? OMG ALWAYS USE THE APP. GET THE POINTS.
Y'all can rant about these companies tracking me all you want. Or how it's all trash. I don't care if I'm building up free food for my broke-ass self and sometimes it's nice to have something hot and cheap or better, free.
#mobile apps#mcdonalds#taco bell#fast food#wendy's#arby's#domino's#burger king#kfc#hardees#carl's jr#denny's#applebee's#free food#out of credits
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Week 28: Old friends in a new and unexpected place
Alright I'm gonna be upfront about this...I have no idea what to put in this email. So, I'm just going to throw some stuff that happened on here, and you can read it if you want.
It was another zone conference week this week, so I got to do my lil' road trip down to Mt. Pleasant. I always enjoy this as it's a nice change of pace, and this one was extra neat because as we came into town I lamented to Elder Sines how much I wanted to stop at the KFC (I live in a town of 2,000 people...food options are limited) and then arrived to find KFC being catered at the conference! It was fabulous. I also found that Sister Peckham ordered stain remover for everyone...2 days after dropping some of my own coin on a huge bottle of it. 🙄
I'm grateful that it's provided now though.
We had another great few lessons with Dylan, and he's not *quite* as good at disc golf as I expected, so that was nice. It's a real blessing to have someone who actually wants to talk to us for once, and Dylan's a cool guy.
At church on Sunday I bore a pretty powerful testimony in the meeting (for those of you that don't know this about the LDS Church, on the first Sunday of the month we have an open podium for the congregation to share their testimonies and spiritual experiences with the group). I was quite satisfied with my contribution to the proceedings...until the Sunday school president came and asked me to teach the Sunday school class. 5 minutes before the class started. Being a missionary really teaches you to be ready for anything.
Just an hour ago I had a cool experience while waiting in line at McDonalds. The cashier glanced at my missionary tag (I'll add a picture so you know what I mean) and informed me that she "used to go to that church" when she lived downstate! This is always an iffy thing for people to say because sometimes it means that they're about to be less than friendly to me, but I inquired if she'd like to meet up in the week and talk more about it and she said yes! So that was awesome. Sometimes missionary work happens when you're just trying to buy your lunch...always be ready to talk about Jesus.
I'll add more mini stories to go with the pictures, but that's all I got for this week.
-Elder Beren Mowrer <3
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17 April - Colorado by Night - Audio Journal by Elias
We provided the bleeding Garou to the dragon kin; they seemed pleased, but apparently this was simply a test. Sam requested a guard for Sherri, and the lead Garou gave us a package to deliver to an address for a key to the door - they indicated this was the task Splinter completed each month. I feel we are being given the run around, but Todd is very clear on our path forward. We rest for the night, and reconvene the following day. This gives me the opportunity to feed and recover from the fight to recover Sherri; the beast nearly consumed me with rage as the events of the night unfolded, and even the fire did not effect it. It is good to reach balance with the beast again, and prepare for the next steps in this strange task - I have confidence that it will only get more strange.
We make the drive to retrieve the key - it is on the other side of Denver, nearly 3 hours by car. Todd drives us, and we make fast time until we find the address. An aged trailer home in poor repair sits in front of us; Todd and Sam are concerned as always, but we are where we belong. I walk up and knock - an old voice inquires if we are Splinter, and I make it clear that we are replacing Splinter. The door opens, and the old man in front of me looks near death. He invites us in, and Sam and I enter and make small talk - Sam seems to be very interested in this old man, and the package from the wolves appears to contain a number of off-brand snacks and candies similar to what Little Debbie offers. I am unsure of why this is a valuable drop - the old man is thrilled with the offerings, and intends to offer the food to children of the area. I never would have expected this level of community care for the neighborhood from the Garou - perhaps they are better creatures than I thought. The old man offers us our payment - he opens a KFC bucket and pulls out a bone wrapped in kite string. What sort of key is this? I use my senses to sense the unseen, and it is very clear that the old man has powerful magic and the chicken bone is magical as well. Sam continues to make small talk, and begins to act very strangely. He is suddenly very eager to leave - he seems almost afraid of the kind old man... We make our leave, and I advise Todd of what happened. Sam must have said something as well, because Todd is very ready to leave now - we make the trip back to Fort Collins and plan to visit the playground in the park to speak with Reggie and the squirrel-child to see what our next steps are.
The trip to the playground goes without issue; Reggie seems surprised and delighted that we made it this far. He uses the key to draw a door in the air, then unlock and open the door. This is... incredible. It looks like an alternate path into the magical world that these creatures call home; for this trip Reggie says that we have to go to a goblin and pick up some meat pies to take to the council. Reggie warns that I should bring more than one, as the council will fight over just one. Todd states that he and Sam will come with me this time, so I speak to the squirrel-child and I believe that he may have agreed not to damage the car... we will see. "Pookanese" is very hard to decipher sometimes.
We walk through the door, and begin to head towards the "Dark Forest". This area is less bright and cheerful than the previous direction, but it is still very clearly more in tune with the realities of time than the outside world. Sam asks if we have entered into my mind - I am unsure if he is serious or not, but such is usually the case with Sam. We approach a split in the road, and Todd asks which way from here - I choose but as we walk, a living tree of some sort seems to come from nowhere in the fork. It asks what we are doing here - a reasonable question when strangers enter your home. I advise that we are visiting the goblin king to retrieve meat pies for the council, but he does not seem to be accepting of that. Apparently, the goblin bakes the pies for him - I invite him to travel with us, which he agrees to do. Sam and Todd seem to be uncomfortable; true, our new friend did nearly stake us with his fingers when we approached, but they should really be more understanding of how the future will play out... or the past? Nevertheless, we are peacefully walking through the forest in a relatively marshy area when Todd decides to go swimming! Without warning, he dives into the water, and a few moments later I see a giant eel following him. How foolish can he be? Does he not realize that this forest could have dangerous creatures in it?
I ask our tree-friend to help Todd, and his fingers once again grow into giant spears, piercing the eel and killing it instantly. Todd seems to have tired of swimming, as he comes out and we continue our journey. Before long we see the village - but our ally is unable to enter the village for some reason, stating that it is not allowed. I tell him I will retrieve his pies for him, and confidently walk into the village, looking for the goblin baker. It is not long before I spy the hut - the cook is home and baking even now! I approach and knock, waiting for a response. A voice askes what I am here for, and I tell him that I am here to pick up four pies for the tree and for the council. The voice says he only has two, and I should come back tomorrow. I tell him I will take the two for now, and our ally will pick the remaining two up tomorrow - but he says our ally will kill him on his way to get ingredients! He apparently goes to the town to pick up the meat, and our ally does not usually let him by. I am sure that this must be a misunderstanding, but I tell him I can work it out. He then asks for a leaf or branch from our friend, so I return to ask.
Once back, I realize - we never asked our ally his name! I ask, and he does not seem to remember having a name. I tell him I will call him Groot, and ask about the leaf or branch. Groot is not willing to allow that, as he believes that the goblin cook will use it to hurt him. Why would anyone hurt a forest spirit such as this, when it is so friendly? I go to confront the goblin as the monster it is; after some discussion, I do get two of the pies and I let Groot know that he will need to let the goblin chef by tomorrow to get more ingredients, and then Groot will receive a meat pie for his troubles. Todd, Sam, and I return to the council - they feast on the pies with great enjoyment, and our task is done.
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Content Localization Services – Top 10 Mistakes Made By Companies
Globalization is no longer a dream of tomorrow. Millions of business organizations are shifting their services to a bigger market. They are eyeing to set their footprints in the international markets. But, the process is easier said than executed because it is vast. Organizations need the best content localization services to start with, besides finding prospective markets and researching them.
Localization Services Definition
Before diving into content localization, let us learn about localization services in general. The localization service definition states that all the services that help clients deliver their audio, video, and textual content in the native language of the target audience are localization services. It includes dubbing, translations, subtitling, interpretation, and much more.
Non-English speaking countries form over 80% of the total world’s population. In such cases, it is evident for organizations to put localization on top of the priority list.
As of now, there are tons of localization companies offering services. After learning about the localization service definition, it is clear that organizations must pick a professional service that meets all their requirements in the best possible manner.
However, regardless of how big or small your organization is, it isn’t immune to localization potholes.
Mistakes and errors in localizing content are something all brands have faced once. While sometimes the localization company is to blame, other times, the reasons are different. No matter what the reason is, the fact is that no organization wants to deal with such issues.
Here in this blog, we will talk about the top ten content localization mistakes that companies make.
Common Content Localization Mistakes
Trusting Machine-based Content Localization Services
Don’t get us wrong; we also know what benefits machine content localization services deliver. Features like faster translation speeds, cost-effective nature, and more make them quite appealing. Also, it puts less pressure on the company’s localization teams.
But, different things make machine translation solutions the arch-rival of localization.
Machine translation miserably fails in localizing content. That is why choosing localization companies that rely only on machine translation is the first mistake.
Ignoring Space Requirements and Limitations
Different languages have different text sizes and font structures. It is thus crucial for organizations to have an initial idea of space requirements or limitations.
That means that any random sentence like “Connect with us today” is small in English. But in German – “Verbinden Sie sich noch heute mit uns” or in French – “Connectez-vous avec nous aujourd’hui”, the same sentence is much bigger.
Also, some languages like Hebrew and Arabic have a right-to-left synchronization, which is not the same as English.
What most organizations do is ignore space limitations. Whether your organization is localizing content on business websites or mobile application software, maintaining size is essential.
Keeping adequate space, which is twice that of the English sentence, is a crucial step that most organizations miss. What they get in return is a wrong format and structure that ruins their SEO factor too.
Generating a Different Meaning Altogether
A big failure of content localization services is the inability to convey the ‘right’ brand message. Even multi-billion dollar companies like Apple and KFC have faced such mistakes in their globalization approaches.
Therefore, it is vital for organizations to only looking for professional localization services. Although they don’t guarantee to provide you with 100% errorless content localization, their records are better than others.
Another mistake that localization companies make is translating the names of places, products, or services. It makes it utterly confusing for the audience and gets the brand to lose credibility.
Both of these errors are common in localization services. Organizations thus need to be more careful while translating and localizing different types of content.
Localization Services Definition Includes the Localization of Payment Methods
Different countries have different payment methods and currency units. Organizations that are looking to develop their markets in foreign countries should do extensive research. They should dig out the target region’s currency and its value with USD.
They should also look for the most-used or the most popular payment methods. Just like how popular PayPal is in the US, GPay is in India. But that does not mean GPay is invalid in the US or vice versa.
One of the most popular localization mistakes, organizations keep the payment methods as it is. Sometimes, they forget to change the product’s price tags from the source unit to the target unit.
While these problems are products of poor localization services, their correction is relatively simple.
Localization Services Definition Says To About Political Opinions
Political matters are much like an emotional nutcracker. The audience is an emotionally sensitive group of people. They have a substantial choice and connection when it comes to political context. Picking up political instances in content can make your content sound judgemental. It might look partial and offensive even when your organization has zero intentions to do that.
Therefore, introducing political context in content localization services is one of those mistakes that companies make.
The more companies keep such topics at bay, the more prominent the localization services become. Organizations should inform their localization companies to avoid talking about sensitive issues like politics.
Content Localization Services Sometimes Fail to Separate Weekends from Weekdays
In different parts of the world, by ‘weekdays’, they mean a week that starts on Monday and ends on Friday. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend days.
On the other hand, Middle East countries consider Fridays and Saturdays as a weekend.
When your organization localizes content, they need to understand and focus on the target region and their weekly holidays. Many localization companies forget about this change and thus leading to unwanted issues in the content.
Thinking Only About the Language?
As said earlier, localization is different from translation services in many aspects. While translation does a minute shift from one language to another, localization takes the game ahead.
Content localization services focus on the region and ensure to make the context suitable for the local audience. Therefore, localization services should have minute parts of cultural references, localized terms and expressions, and different things.
Localization companies should avoid mistakes, look for alternate date formats, and change currency and payment methods. Also, many other features are essential to localize content.
Coming back to what mistakes companies make is that they give their complete focus only on the language. They will ensure zero errors in the translation process but ignore the industrial guidelines of localization.
Losing Great Content Titles in Bad Localization
Your organization’s contents should always look fresh and straight out of the writing department. That is how the contents will engage customers and make them feel like they were made exclusively for them. Similarly, having a catchy and engaging title is equally important.
However, lousy localization companies often mess up the title in the target language. Modifying the title is okay only if the localization experts design an equally enthralling title. But this is something the companies fail to do and end up ruining your content’s first impressions.
This factor also marks the need and importance of professional companies. Those companies will have language experts who will use their expertise to create unique titles that inspire the audience.
Believing Expensive Content Localization Services Are the Best
It is a popular misconception that organizations have while connecting with expensive localization companies. Organizations need to understand that not all costly services are invaluable as gold. Therefore, spending money like there’s no tomorrow is simply foolish.
Many organizations in the industry believe that the best services of content localization services come wrapped in gold emblems. But the reality is quite the reverse as most of the reputed and quality companies offer affordable services.
Thus, companies must do basic field research on localization companies. They can easily find professional companies that provide better services at lower price rates.
Localization Services Definition Says To Stop Rushing All At Once
Different organizations rush to as many new international markets as possible. But as per the localization services definition, clients must approach the process slowly. Instead of going with the flow and working with many localization companies together, they must work with one service provider at a time. They must conduct thorough market research and then partner with a company most suitable for the localization needs of a particular country.
So, what is the outcome of rushing?
They find that their content quality is miserable, and all they did was waste bucks on nothing.
In these cases, the content localization services are not to blame as they do their job no matter what. But what the organization does is waste their funds, resources, and everything else, only to tick boxes.
This practice isn’t new, as organizations have been doing this for years. It doesn’t count as a mistake but as a severe threat to its future in the long run.
How Does Picking The Right Content Localization Services Help?
After reading through the top ten most common mistakes that companies make while choosing localization companies, it must be clear that selecting the best one can hinder the chances of facing these issues.Content localization services will help your organization in multiple ways. They will provide reliable support required to enter and prosper in a foreign market. It is a new region, and therefore, the organization’s approach will decide its fate. And that fate is designed by the multilingual team and localization experts of the company. They will enhance the client’s brand reach, ROI, audience engagement, and customer conversion rates.
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