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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.
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dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker
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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
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suicide squad 3 scene where someone asks why harley is in jail this time and it’s just a cut to bruce the hyena at a tea party with rpatz bruce wayne duck taped to a chair opposite of him. harley; I figured kidnapping a big wig like bruce wayne would a caught bats attention but I got dropkicked by a butler instead
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Nah cuz I understand why villains have beef with Robin. Ever have a middle schooler insult you? That shit is devastating.
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Bruce showing up to Dick and Jason's little league game like:
hey guys I brought clementines and Kool aid jammers
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Important superhero question of the day: does the Wisdom of Solomon make Billy Batson smart as in like smart for a 12 year old? Like 'hey guys I'm better than average at pre algebra and basic reading comprehension and I'll probably do good on the SAT in a few years' ?
Or is he a child genius like 'hey guys I'm 12 and I can do quantum physics and I'm a non cringy version of Young Sheldon.' ?
Because God knows this wisdom didn't give him common sense. So I've come to the conclusion these are the only options.
Please give me hot takes.
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New the Batman movie this, new the Batman movie that - everyone acts like the greatest piece of Batman related media had not been created YEARS ago by kids on tumblr
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dick Grayson:
Source
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Jason would have a tiktok and only post as Red Hood
Then he’d be like “50,000 followers and I’ll do a face reveal!” And of course the follows just POUR in. But then he does the reveal and he has the red domino mask underneath
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The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning
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I’m gonna be honest, people pretending Bruce has an adoption addiction Is funny and all, but it’s starting to trick people into thinking he goes out searching for and wanting to put all these actual children in the line of danger when in reality they just sorta latch onto his leg while he stands there trying shake them off screaming “NO, I’M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN” ‘till he caves and teaches them jujitsu
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Jason Todd in Batman: Wayne Family Adventures Ep. 4 - Alert
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Designing hypothetical toys for the best characters? Yeah, I was born for this.
Maybe one day I’ll even turn this (and the others to come) into acrylic keychains…
Bonus:
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