grunklebooberty
The Jasmine Dragon
Your favorite deity in smol human form A very chaotic and intellectual bean
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The only thing about me that is in it for the long game are my crunchy munchy bones
#something Shane madej would say#original quote#shit post#my writing#spilled thoughts#my random thoughts#randomhumor#genz things#genz comedy#gen z mood
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The fact that if my sibling threw a dead tarantula on my face while we are in the middle of a marvel marathon starting from the First Avenger all the way to Spiderman: Far From Home including not only the movies but the tv shows as well and I yelped in the middle of The Incredible Hulk my parents would scream at me to shut up and probably tell me something is wrong with me meanwhile my sibling started to very loudly start singing tiktok songs and my parents taking their sweet time to comment on the matter really shows that favoritism they so desperately deny
#middle child#siblings#sibling problems#I get that it’s super rude to interrupt an mcu movie but it was the Incredible Hulk#totally not based on a true story#I’m stresso depresso Alexa play despacito#mcu#genz things#randomhumor#binge watching#Bruce banner#Disney#marvel#sibling stuff
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Rick Riordan: This just in from Mount Olympus: A FIRST LOOK at the logo for PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS on @disneyplus!!
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Me, an Asian American who is half Brit: ya ok then
#I drink it hot#I drink it cold#I drink it sweet#I drink it bitter as fuck#why?#because I’m apart of the unholy trinitea that’s why bitch#world war tea#tea#the British are coming#someone call an ambulance#call an ambulance#but not for me#*patriotic American noises*#*waves the republic of China flag*
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Zuko: Jet was a great bro I miss him
Sokka: *tries not to explode*
I'm just imagining the hilarity of in-canon jetko and Jet never discovers that Lee is Zuko until the end so Jet just thinks he got severly ghosted moved to another city kind of avoidance. So, during the coronation Jet is like WAIT A MINUTE YOU FUCKER!!!
Also, how funny would it be during the scene where Sokka and Zuko go to Boiling Rock, and when Sokka asks if there's anyone he left behind Zuko wistfully says Jet and Sokka is like JET??? LIKE JET JET??? WHEAT STALK IN HIS MOUTH JET??? THAT JET??? And Zuko's just like "heh, yeah :)"
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kanna HAD to have known that women weren't permitted to learn waterbending in the north when katara said she was traveling to find a master. therefore it is my personal belief that kanna sent her 14 year old granddaughter to kick pakku's ass.
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#gay humor#meme#james charles#James Charles meme#yeah I don’t have an ecplainatioj for this it was funny so I posted it
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The latest episode of Too Many Spirits but it’s quotes without context:
“We’re gonna measure things out this time” *five seconds later* “I don’t measure things”
“I’m Krampus”
“sAnTa?”
*wheezes*
“Ho Ho Hope you get better at making drinks”
“I’m the real Santa...bitch”
“it’s gross that’s why I never do tic-ticklebacks? Now that I wouldn’t mind”
“If you call in the next 20 seconds Steven will go to your house and make you a terrible drink”
“Ohio’s a creepy state”
“I know Steven Lim”
“Remember that chapter in the Bible where you misbehaved and Jesus was like ‘I hate to do this’ *cocks gun*”
“Time to die”
“He wouldn’t kill you, he’d make Satan do it”
*wheeze but it’s Shane*
“You dunk it in your morning coffee dipshit”
“yOu wanna talk about rEsPoNsIBlE eAtInG?”
“Horny boiiiiiiiiiiii”
“Oh I always know they’re here”
“We didn’t workshop this”
“If you threw it on its head it would go blbbehdhhhdrb”
“Woah what is this the Hainting of Hill House?”
“In a perfectly normal voice the Furby said ‘oh okay’”
“Praise the mailbox”
“Oh shit it melted him”
“Steven Lim is like the Furby of Watcher”
“I am also part Furby so I kind of had an advantage”
#shane madej#shane and ryan#buzzfeed unsolved#watcher weekly#watcher#too many spirits#I want what Shane and Ryan are having#but not made by Steven Lim#steven lim#too many spirits season two
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Ooo a Roman bathhouse, how fun.
McDonald’s Happy Meal toys have evolved from toys you could play with to tiny statues that are supposed to sit on a shelf.
#y’all better be wearing togas or bathtowels#thoughts from the shower#water based introspection#showery contemplation#genz things#humor#we don’t want public nudity no sir
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The hardest thing to put in a sandwich bag is a sandwich
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Mmmmm I love Thanksgiving. Something about celebrating the whitewashed genocide at the hands of colonizers really gets the glutton going doesn’t it?
#thanksgiving#I’m all for getting together with your family and sharing a meal and being grateful#but the disgusting whitewashing of our bloody history isn’t worth a slice of pie#never forget that the natives were the ones who save the colonizers#not the other way around#I was taught in elementary school that the natives taught the whites how to plant corn and stuff and in return the colonizers hunted#baked fished and spread a feast so delicious that it united both races#or something like that they fed us cornbread and mashed potatoes in school when we learned about that#I was a glutton at the tender age of five#now I know better#what poc history and culture havent the europeans consumed both figuratively and literally in this case#thanksgiving history
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If someone told me that Iroh invented bubble tea, I wouldn’t even question it.
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i firmly believe that Annabeth hated Luke that first summer until she went back home and found that her family was willing to change and then she thought well if they can change, why can’t he?
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Heck yeah, Too Many Spirits is back again. Only this time, Ryan and Shane are no more. Only Santa and Krampus. Steven is still an elf
#shane and ryan#steven lim#ryan bergara#shane madej#too many spirits#watcher#buzzfeed unsolved#ghoul boys#drunk ryan and Shane are just a so chaotic#to the point that Ryan isn’t afraid of the demons the demons are afraid of him
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If i ever die, I wish to go out like Julius Ceaser: Surrounded by friends.
#genz things#gen z#gen z humor#genz comedy#stabbing memes#Julius ceaser will forever be a stupid meme for his murder#Julius ain’t coolius#humor#garbage thoughts#shit post
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A redraw from the Tangled storybook.
Happy 10'th anniversary to one of my favorite films ✨😌
#tangled#disney tangled#rapunzel#new dream#eugene fitzherbert#flynn rider#disney#disney fanart#it’s gorgeous#really does my favorite Disney couple justice#thanks for making it it’s beautiful
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