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thefrogsthewaterturnedgay · 2 months

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#eriu posts #julius caesar #ides of march #the day has come #memes #funny memes #rome #brutus #stab him yall

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astraltrickster · 1 year

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you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for

#memes #cursed tag #loss.jpg #look it's 5:00 in the morning and im sick and the edible i took for the stabbing pain just hit #so you have to deal with the result of that

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demigoddessqueens · 2 months

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Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!

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fortunatefires · 6 months

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#No fear #Being stabbed to death by every demigod in new york #One fear #Percy jackson #Pjo #pjo hoo toa #estelle jackson #estelle blofis #sally jackson #Edit #Meme #Meme edit #Shes the most well protected child in the world #Riordanverse

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psalacanthea · 8 months

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he'd like to go home now, pls

(insp by @tadpole-apocalypse )

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Gale of Waterdeep #Gale Dekarios #BG3 memes #not pictured in the background: astarion stabbing someone #stupid memes #yes this is sloppy but consider: i do not care

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saltyclass · 2 months

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Happy ides of march everybody!

#ides of march #julius caesar #julius ceaser #march 15 #et tu brute #brutus #beware the ides of march #if I had a nickle for everytime Caesar got stabbed i'd have 23 nickels which I personally think is hillarious #stab the caesar #gaius julius caesar #Marcus Iunius Brutus #meme #ancient rome #rome

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 10 months

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More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!”

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom”

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!”

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!”

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

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chronicallyblonde · 1 year

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julius caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

#slay #ides of march #happy ides of march #we should totally just stab caesar #julius caesar #brutus #caesar #classics #classics memes #tagamemnon

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daily-crabbys · 2 months

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This Friday's(additional) meme is: fucking GETS him

#meme fridays #i cant believe i forgor #its ok hes been stabbed now #its a special occasion you guys get two memes today #ides of march

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thefrogsthewaterturnedgay · 2 months

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#julius caesar #we got him boys #ides of march #we should totally just stab caesar #et tu brute #eriu posts #memes #funny memes #rome #brutus

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flamingpudding · 8 months

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Gala Pals

Danny glared at Vlad who was bosting about him to some other rich guy, Danny knew nothing about. He doesn't keep up with high society stuff. Vlad had dragged him to this Gala against his will, blackmailing him into it, and now he was stuck here. Well, considering the sour look, the kid of the other rich guy sported they were in a similar situation.

Vlad was now going on an on about his new building project he wanted the other guy to finace and Danny was only half listening as he muttered: "One wishes to acquainted your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls."

There was a pause, and he heard the fruitloops fake laughter before he added: "Repeatedly."

He blames Sam for this. She had been teaching him and Tuck about how to politely tell someone to fuck off because of a meme. Though he did not expect the kid next to him to response.

"I believe the cutlery appropriately sharpened and commonly used for cutting would work better in this case."

Danny stared at the kid that was only a couple years younger. Before mischievous smile spread accros his face when he saw the others smirk. Huh maybe this Gala wouldn't be as boring and tedious after all.

Meanwhile, Bruce did his best to keep his act up as Vlad Masters just wouldn't stop talking to him. He half listened in on his son conversing with Master's Godson. He was happy that his boy was making friends, but the way they talked, he really hoped Alfred had confiscated any blade, Damian could have smuggled into the Gala.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #crossover #damian wayne #bruce wayne #vlad plasmius #dc x dp prompt #prompt idea #inspired by a meme #how to politley tell someone you want to hit or stab them #danny and damian are becoming gala friends #i have no idea why my brain did that #i just saw this meme on tiktok again and thought danny and damian #gala shenanigans

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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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Angel: WHY, Smiles?! Why did you give Niffty a KNIFE?!

Alastor: Well, she said she felt unsafe.

Angel: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Alastor, not giving a shit: Terribly sorry.

Alastor: Would you like a knife?

Based on this image from a posted teaser for episode 5