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Calliope | 22 | she/her | chronically ill | supposed to major in bio but i quit after three weeks to do classics | expect witchcraft, classics memes, and occasional other things!
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julius caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years
#ides of march#happy ides of march#classics#ancient rome#julius caesar#we should totally just stab caesar#et tu brute
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i made a playlist of songs that have a duration as a title
points of interest in this one:
i spent a frankly insane amount of time calculating how long “One Hundred Sleepless Nights” is, which culminated in using government data and an actual spreadsheet
“52 Weeks” < “365 Days” = “525,600 Minutes” < “1 Year”
“5 Years, 3 Months, 18 Days” followed by “5 Years, 4 Months, 3 Days” followed by “5 Years, 8 Months and 12 Days”
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mineru and solanum are the same person To Me 
#they’re my friends!!#my three eyed ancient goat friends!!#whose presence haunts the narrative!!#outer wilds#outer wilds spoilers#totk#zelda tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#mineru#solanum#zonai#nomai#me when there are goats displaced in time and they’re nice
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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
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i’ve gotta get sluttier before the narrative dooms me completely
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best part about tears of the kingdom is that now both link and zelda have canonically eaten rocks
#totk link#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#totk#totk zelda#munch crunch delicious#zelda tears of the kingdom#zelink#totk spoilers#like vaguely though
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hi! i was wondering if you had a recommended sappho translation? i read one the other day that was stripped of all queerness and i was like :/
hello!! hooray this is my favorite kind of question!! My personal favorites are Anne Carson's translations -- I recommend her book "If Not, Winter". Carson is a poet herself and does a wonderful job with the translations, and she keeps the queerness! Best of luck with your Sappho reading and have fun discovering new emotions :)
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i have a bachelors degree in classics and i know the orpheus and eurydice story like the back of my hand
vote hatchling vote hatchling vote hatchling
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Doomed by the Narrative: Side A - Round 2
#outer wilds spoilers#hatchling is SO INCREDIBLY DOOMED#they're the player character and the story is not about them#they're just little and they had to watch their universe die around them again and again and again#they were in the wrong place at the wrong time and now they are stuck in an endless cycle#on what was supposed to be the best day of their life#until they bring about the end of everything#theyre a living vessel for the end of the universe and the narrative will not let them be anything else#are you KIDDING ME?????#outer wilds#hatchling sweep
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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going to inscribe a roman lead curse tablet and drop it down a well in Britain and when archaeologists dig it up and excitedly open it up they're going to see that i inscribed it with "kung pow penis" using greek letters
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julius caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years
#slay#ides of march#happy ides of march#we should totally just stab caesar#julius caesar#brutus#caesar#classics#classics memes#tagamemnon
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