If your life was a movie, what actor/actress would you cast to play yourself?

How long did it take y’all to complete the game with all the side quests the first time?

I played as a bard and it took me 138 hours. (Atleast 5 hours was just me scrolling on my phone with the game paused and I spent 2 on making Tav)

That moment when you realize that the weak link of your fighting group is your Tav.

So did we all start our games assuming we’d fight a specific way, only to give into the stealth ranger methods?

Name your biggest food texture ick

girl help my friends keep trying to do things that will definitely make them insane

I hope that if vampires are real, and I’m ever turned into one, that the garlic thing is a myth. Because I add like a metric ton of garlic to almost everything I eat.

My blog just gets filled with whatever my current hyperfixation is, and I’m not sorry.

I love that BG3 tells you how well other characters like you, as someone who has a chronic fear that everyone hates me.

none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice

I have to hand it to Astarion's creators because ever since Baldur's Gate 3 came out only 2 months ago, artists are speed running art history from the Renaissance to current times by recreating every famous oil painting but with the stupid vampire as the subject and I'm like "Yeah, that's right" every time. I don't know exactly what Larian Studio put in that guy but it is certainly working.

Every day I live with the tragic reality that I am not and never will be funny.

It’s amazing how much stuff actually didn’t get spoiled for me about BG3 considering how much content I see about it online.

sorry man my bad

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

I keep falling for these romantic encounters with the companions and it’s always supremely awkward when I belated realize they were flirting the whole time. Like it’s just a magic demonstration? Some terrible dancing?

Why can’t I be in a polyamorous relationship? Why is Halsin the only fucking exception? Am I wrong for wanting a proper harem?