I moved 'the Star Child Playing with Crackers.'

Halloween charcuterie board

Ghostface Charcuterie

9/26/23

TipToe Tulip and Apple Pie enjoy a little piece of cheese IT.

This might be one of the best things I’ve ever seen

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There was no way Steve was going to agree to this (especially since he had already said no—not once, not twice, but three times), so Eddie did what he had to do: he pulled out the big guns.

Bambi eyes? Check. Quivering, pathetic pout? Check. Hands clasped together in the most humble, pleading way? Check.

“My beloved,” Eddie began. Syrupy, sweet voice? Check. “My beautiful boytoy, my hunky stud muffin, my gorgeous king, my main squeeze…please dress up as Princess Peach for our couples’ costume?”

Eddie wanted to be Bowser, damn it!

Every time I bring up goldfish crackers with someone I feel like I'm losing my mind because apparently I'm the only person I know who regularly ate the plain non-cheddar version as a child and one of like four people I know who as an adult is even aware they exist so

Reblog for sample size etc

Vegan Crudité with 5-Minute Macadamia Nut Cheese (Gluten-Free)

Crackers doesn't want dry bread

Crackers has never eaten its namesake, nor does it want to. Crackers doesn't want dry bread; Crackers wants POWER!

Baked brie with roasted strawberries

Halloween Charcuterie Board (via Instagram)

this is about saltines, not white people